Cancer Patient Sex in the ICU

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, what's up? What's up? Do you have a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah? Pretty naughty dude.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Okay, sweet, what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
We're all here to hear this one.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh. So I'm a brain cancer patient and I'm in
the ICU. This one girl was there I was seeing
at the time, visiting. I was in ICU. When she leaves.
Another one I was talking to shows up and I'm
out of it, like all the medicine they were getting me.
So we had an intercourse and I see you bed
and I didn't know that bed was waited.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
The bed was waited.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, so like it regulates how much weights on the bed.
So when she comes, you know, whatever does the thing?
The nurse comes in because the weight went up for
hundreds in town. They called me doing the deed. And
I see you.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
They came in and caught you.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
What did they say? What they say? They said, that's
good enough to go home. The next day.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
You're definitely feeling better. Thank you for doing a little secret. Man.
Hopefully you're doing better.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh, you're doing a lot better back work.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
But many girlfriends you got now too many?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
I do have a dirty little secret is it's actually
from when I was younger and going to the clubs
a lot. Me and my friend went to a club
and I was in the bathroom and this girl was
a lot bigger than me. I'm smaller, and she asked
if she could buy my thong underwears off of me

(01:43):
for five dollars because she met a guy that wanted
her underwears, but she was embarrassed because they were too big.
So the best part is it's like two in the morning,
everyone's leaving the club and my friend was like, girl,
are those your songs on that guy's head.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Out of the club?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
On his head?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh my gosh, that's incredible.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
And I really haven't told anybody this, but I guess
everybody knows now.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
And you can't underestimate what goes down in the women's
bathroom clubs and bars. It is a sacred place and
that's the kind of interaction to expect. Yeah, so I
made five dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I gave my under retro bachelorette party one time at
a bar. What did they ask you for?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
It?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Would you that was on their checklist of things they
need to get The guys underwear and it was a
very hot summer day, so I felt bad for them.
Thank you for your dirty little secret. Okay, thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Have a good day you too.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
What's your dirty little secret.

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