Chocolate Sex

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh well, sweet, we're ready to hear. What is it?

Speaker 4 (00:12):
You trying to get this off my chest? I'm a
pretty open guy, but this is just something I can't
really tell me.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
But you know, have my as well. Tell the radio show,
make your guys a little better.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
All right.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
So, like a couple of years ago, I was under
rage at the time. Let's just preface that.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay, you're wet, I'm sorry, Oh got it, got it
at the time.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
At the time I was I was on a cruise
and I'll be honest you it's pretty in terms of
like the text game, I was pretty vanilla dude, Okay,
And I took my grandparents car because he had like
the like three drink pats.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, so you know, I still get to the bars.
I was single the time, too, floor with all these
like thirty year old woman just seeing what's happening, and
you're like, I caught a fish. Yeah, I was. I
was feeling feeling with the feels rhythmic.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
It was pretty new to everything. It was.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
High school wasn't too good for me, so come back
to the room and then I'll be honest, I acted
like a big game and I was just completely both
and she she's like, oh you into freaky stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh boy, And I was like, what.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Was your definition? She's like, go freshing up real quick.
So she orders room service.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
So she puts that aside, and like stuff starts going okay,
and then she just.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Like closed your eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
And she uh proceeds to like take I didn't know
at the time, but like, I feel like this.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Becausey stuff all over me. And she took the entire
chocolate cake put it on you know what, and it
started to proceed and uh like eat it.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Around it and like telling me to like put it.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh no, I like chocolate as much as the next person,
but not that much. Yeah listen.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Fun fact is I didn't know this, but I have
an allergy chocolate to something out so like it's something
with cacao.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Like I don't know. I got like some I swell.
It's like I got like hides and stuff. So I
didn't know this.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
So you started to say you swelled up and got hives.
Did you go to the hospital.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, So I'm like, damn, I didn't know I was
that big, but I'm like, oh, something's wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh my gosh was and.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Then I ended up going uh so liked like an
e er on like the hospital ship, yeah and so and.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Then I go in and this guy's like, what the
hell happened?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
And because of that room talking for me total now
thank god I knew had an allergy.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
But yeah, cake will never be the same for us either.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh yeah, well, thank you for telling us your little
secret man stay away from that.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh yeah, no work account for me, not for a
very long time. Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I would love to talk to an er doctor, you
know how you were they come through there. I did
explained that.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I'm paramedic too. I see a lot of weird but
that nothing pops out.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Thank you for your dirt, little secret man. Appreciate you
have a going of course.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
God bout you guys.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm a hello, hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
I do.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yay, what is it?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me,
and I didn't know how to confront the situation because
I'm I'm like a kind of a person. I don't
like negative artsu names. I really wanted to give him that,
So I took his toothbrush and scrubbed it all around

(04:05):
the black step of the toilet. Who oh, my goodness,
man man, When I watched him breakfast teeth, I just
felt so satisfied.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I bet it's always the quiet one. Yeah, and every
time he kissed that what's your dirty little secrete?