Costco Thief

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles, dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
What's up? I don't know. Hey, you have a dirty
little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, but I don't want to give anyone any ideas.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
So when I was living, you know, paycheck almost paycheck
for a while, I remember something. So I would start
on like local market places and I might work with
the Costco and I would find things that people had
bought at Costco, like couches, furniture, like a fireplace that
they were selling pretty cheap. And a couple of times,

(00:36):
like four or five, they would talk to me like, oh,
you know, I love buying stuff that people bought from Costco.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Would love to grab this from you. You approve of
purchase just co.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Costco holds their warranty, and every time they gave it
to me, so I would.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
For example, most the last time I did.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
That, I bought like a fireplace entertainment center from someone
on Facebook for one hundred dollars, and it gave me
the copy of the Costco receipt. So I walked into Costco,
returned it and got seven hundred and eighty dollars. And
because because I needed.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Diapers and gas and not a fire place, wow, that
was my option right then. And walked in. This was
the house woman present. I don't like it anymore. Okay,
click click here you go.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I think you did just.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yet, like Finesse Costco when I was struggling.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Wow, that's a great life factor. I was gonna say, honestly, pop.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Up like that's what That's what I'm saying at all.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Not you know, do what the information of you will, however,
really values their return policy and with your membership you
pay for a question that's return.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Wow, the customers doesn't matter who bought it.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Dang. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Huh yeah, welcome,
have a good day. Thank you. Hello, Hello, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yes I do.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Sweet, let's hear it.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, So my.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Very little secret is I resent my sister for getting
pregnant before me.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh okay, I.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Mean I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
We're always competing and she's just always getting everything before me.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Guys, she had the baby already.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh no, she's pregnant. She's she's doing a couple of months.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Get twice as pregnant. Then. I don't know how you
do that.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't know where it works.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I'm the younger sister.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
She's my older sister, so she's been married before me,
she got a house before me. Like even as kids,
like we would be in the same like sports, and
she'd be in like the varsity and I'd be in
like JV. Like She's always been above me and everything, academics, everything,
So I'm just really sick of her like getting everything
I want.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Honestly, it's understandable to feel that way. So do you
do anything petty to make yourself feel better about it?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Huh? I mean not really.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
I kind of just like harbor bad energy.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh maybe you should start doing something petty to release it.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Maybe I should.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
and good luck.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Look on the baby, you're getting double pregnant. What's your
dirty little secret,