Costco Thief

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles, dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, what's up? Hey you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, but I don't want to give anyone any ideas.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Okay, So when I was living, you know, paycheck almost
paycheck for a while, I remember something.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
So I would start on like local market places, and
I might see word with the Costco and I would
find things that people had bought at Costco, like couches, sturtniture,
like a fireplace that they were selling pretty cheap. And
a couple of times, like four or five, they would
talk to me like, oh, you know, I love buying

(00:41):
stuff that people bought from Costco. Would love to grab
this from you the approve of purchase just co. Costco
holds their warranty and every time they gave it to me,
so I would. For example, most the last time I
did that, I bought like a fireplace entertainment center from
someone on Facebook for one hundred dollars, and it gave

(01:02):
me the copy of the Costco receipt. So I walked
into Costco, returned it and got seven hundred and eighty
dollars because because I needed diapers and gas and not
a fire place. Wow, that was my option right then,
and walked in this was a house warming present. I
don't like it anymore. Okay, click click here you go.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I think you did just and.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, used to like Finesse Costco when I was struggling.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Wow, that's a great life factor, I was gonna say. Honestly,
pop up, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
What That's what I'm saying. I don't not you know,
do with the information as you will, however, really values
their return policy and with your membership you pay for
a question with return.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Wow, customers doesn't matter who bought it. Dang well, thank
you for your dirty little secret. Pay what you have
a little secret.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Okay. My husband passed away in twenty one and he
had a teenage daughter, and but he had cancer and
I knew it was coming. We were buried for thank
you two years or almost two years, but we were
best friends for twenty We both left their marriages because
they both sucked, and we came together and decided to
have the rest of our life happy. So anyway, he
had a teenage daughter and she refused to come see

(02:23):
him like the last six months of his life.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
And.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
That really angered me because it made him like, you know,
kind of go before his time, even though it was
his time after he got cremated. Six days later, I
get a I think in the mail from a lawyer
saying that, I mean sue for his life insurance policy
from his ex wife and his daughter pursuing me for
a lot of money. What oh, okay, wow, right, So

(02:52):
this is six days after he passed. He was cremated,
so I had little urne made up for him to
pass out. Well, I didn't really put his ashes in
her urn.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
What did you put in there?

Speaker 4 (03:07):
It was just ash like from the campfire.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, I mean it sounds like she was more interested
in money than him, so.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
It really upset me. Yeah, and sued me on top
of it, which I went to probate court and one
good again and took me to civil court and my
lawyer did it just start enough to show up that day,
so I got a default.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm learning that lawyers are ridiculous. Some of them are good,
and they're not that smart.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
You might actually be smarter than that.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Good lucky,
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I love your show.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
What's your dirty little cigarette