Decaf Sabotage & Dining Deception

Ever wonder what happens when someone secretly swaps all the coffee in the office for decaf? Or how pretending to get stood up at a fancy restaurant can score free drinks and meals? In this episode of The Jubal Show, our hosts reveal jaw-dropping dirty little secrets that are hilarious, sneaky, and surprisingly clever. Tune in for outrageous confessions, clever hacks, and laughs that are guaranteed to make your day. Perfect for fans of office shenanigans, restaurant tricks, and wild personal stories!

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The juiciest, most outrageous confession podcast from The Jubal Show! It's the Jubal Show's Dirty Little Secret! Listeners spill their wildest, weirdest, and most scandalous secrets anonymously—no judgment, just pure entertainment. From shocking revelations to hilarious mishaps, you never know what you'll hear next! Hosted by Jubal Fresh and the team, every episode is packed with jaw-dropping confessions, witty reactions, and unexpected twists. Got a secret? Share it with us… we promise we won’t tell!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Sweet, what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Okay, So about three weeks ago, I replaced all of
the coffee in my office with decaf coffee.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay. Why so.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I had my performance review and my boss called me
the weakest link.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, so then you replaced the coffee to decaf for
everybody in the office.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, I had to bring everybody else down to my level.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Well it worked. My boss did not notice, no one
noticed that anything was amiss, but productivity just plummeted like
HR had to call an emergency meeting.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
It was this huge issue. No one was doing well,
but I was bringing coffee from home. So all of
a sudden, guests who was the top.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Performer telling us your very little secret? Thanks guys, by
how what's up this d You will show a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
You have one? I do? Yeah? I have a way
of going to really fancy restaurants and getting free drinks
and sometimes even free meals. Oh how you do? So
I go to restaurants and I pretend like I'm on
a date, and I wait and I wait. Maybe I

(01:37):
order a glass of wine and I look around the
restaurant like I'm really anxious, and nobody shows up because
I was never there on a date. But yeah, I
pretend like I get stood up, and you know, after
some after some time, they'll move me sometimes to the
bar and they'll be really apologetic, and sometimes they'll like

(01:57):
camp my drink. And every once in a while there's
like a guy that I meet at the bar who
I tell my tob story to and he feels bad
for me and he buys a new meal.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, good act.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, Victoria, you should do that.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I mean, I thought about it.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I mean, I don't know, I kind of feel like
I'm not really hurting anybody, and sometimes I get into
some really good conversation and I don't know, it's just
a it's a way to treat myself. Sometimes. Hey, you
can maybe meet your actual person like that one day
and just like never tell him that's actually you never know.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, thanks so much for listening.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?