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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewels, dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yes I do, I got it, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
So basically, I'm a horse girl. I have six horses.
One of them is my heart horse, which I call
my soulmate basically. And my mom makes donuts. She's a
baker basically, And the thing is, I hate them, and
I really hate those donuts and so dry, and the
way she fries them. I don't know what to say.
(00:33):
So she gives me donuts and I'd give them to
my horse, and my horse she loves them so much,
and I love to give her donuts all the time.
And I haven't told my mom about this because I
know it would break her heart and she's kind of
dramatic about things.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So oh yeah, horse likes them.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I love them so much.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It's so cute. A horse eating a doughnut is cute.
Secret of course, Thank you? Bye? Hello, Hi, what's up?
Do you have a dirty little secret? I do? Sweet?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Long? Story short?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
My ex best friend doesn't realize that her great sex
life with her husband is because of me.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh oh girl.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Why A little bit of backstory.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I was dating a guy that we worked together and
he got a new female best friend who so you
said was great. So I was like, okay, well she's
so great, I'll be your friend. And she was.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
She was absolutely my best friend in the whole world.
We did everything.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Together, and apparently we were all through doing my boyfriend
together and I didn't know about it.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
We had the boyfriend and I had been together for
three and a half years, and I found out because
we had gone to a car show she got injured.
We all stayed at his place after that and they
were texting while I was sleeping next to him, dirty
things back and forth. Wow wow, Oh yeah, it gets better.
(02:02):
So her and I we're still friends. I tell her that,
you know, I'm heartbroken, but she's my best friend and
I stay friends with her whatever. We end up going
to a bar one night, we meet a guy. We
both go on a date. I have a terrible date.
She has a great date. Her and this guy start dating.
So I tell this guy, hey, you know, it's really
not fair. I had a terrible first date with you, Like,
(02:24):
I'm kind of awesome and you missed out. So we
started drinking one night, and one thing led to another,
and I am the polar opposite of her in the bedroom.
I'm wowed and she's not.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
She told me when she got home from her weekend
away that her boyfriend wanted her to do some really
weird stuff that he's never asked for before, and she
was super into it. And that's what their sex life
turned into.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
They're married with kids.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Now, so the things that you like, Oh, wow, I
guess you got back.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
She still has no idea.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Really, yeah, it's been twelve years.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Are you saying you're not friends anymore?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Though?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh god no, oh oh you're not. Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
No, but I am saving a lovely happy anniversary card
where I let her know I think your twentieth anniversary
I'm missed on that tour.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You playing the long game? Yeah yeah seriously. Oh yes, Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You're welcome. Have a great day, guys, you too. Bye
to what's your dirty little secret