Gummy Bears calls The Jubal Show with a poopy Dirty Little Secret!

Gummy Bears calls The Jubal Show with a Dirty Little Secret about having all the birds in the neighborhood poop on his neighbors house.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils dirty little secret. The way the caller on the
phone for the dirty little Secret today feels sorry really
in my fingertips. I like it a lot odd Why
because remember it's steri little secret text in four one
to six one. If you have a dirty little secret,
you can tell us anything. Feel free to say whatever.
We don't ask your name. We keep everybody anonymous. That's
why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the

(00:23):
phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.
Gummy bears, Oh yeah, I'm glad it wasn't suck the
way that they feel in my fingers like bouncy gummy bears.
They also taste delicious too, what gummy bears? Hey? Good?
How are you O? I'm good? Are you Hairbro or
the knockoff wait Herbro? Hero Harbo? How do you say it?

(00:48):
Harry Bow? Sounds like I'm gonna cool it? Headbro said
it wrong, and I was just so, are you Harry
Brow or the knockoff brand? I'm probably the knockoff brand.
I don't think I'm I'm quite that cool, all right, Well,
knockoff bears? What's your dirty little secret? Well, I I

(01:13):
have been dropping bird seed in one of my neighbor's
yards to get all of these all of the birds
in town to come, uh like tear off his garden
and crap all over his house and car and stuff.
And I've been doing it for months and I'm loving it.
Oh my god, I'm loving it. I love how you
said all the birds in town, Like yeah, wait, so

(01:35):
you're putting bird food in his garden? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
and you know, kind of sprinkling it on his wall.
And how can he not see you do that? Why
do it at night? Um, when he's not paying attention
or otherwise distracted. Why do you Why are you spending
your time doing this? What has your neighbor done to you?
Or you just want to get every bird in the

(01:56):
neighborhood to go hang out on his garden. Um? Well,
he's uh, he's one of those, let's say, mature gentlemen
who will sit out on their porch shole day and
yell at everyone, Like if somebody's going three miles over
the speed limit, he's yelling at one of them. Yeah,

(02:16):
so he deserves it, that's what you're saying. So he's
your neighborhood, Karen, Exactly. I encountered one of those the
other day. I'll say that again, Yes, exactly, he's the
neighborhood Karen. I encountered one of those on my road
the other day. He's like a ten mile per road
per hour road and I was going fifteen and got
flipped off by like a ninety year old. Hilarious, that's funny.

(02:37):
It wasn't my grandmother. I used to live across the
street from one of those when I was younger, and
literally there was a big street, not a busy street,
but if you parked in front of their house, they
would have such a huge issue. Oh yeah, that's annoying. Yeah.
And the guy used to be a football coach for
the high school that was down the street, and he
wanted people to call him coach. No, no, he would literally, man, yeah,

(02:59):
he would write on my thing like not to park
there in front of his house and then sign it coach.
And so I got tired of it, and I went
over there and I knocked on their door one time
and he answered, and I found out his name was
like Mike, from the guy that I was renting a
room from across the way call. I was like, hey, Mike, um,
you don't really own the street right there, and he's like,

(03:19):
it's Coach, and I was like, I'm gonna call you Mike. Yeah.
And then Coach went and talked to the guy that
I was renting a room from. And the guy that
I was renting a room from is doing it illegally.
So the guy was like, hey, um, so Coach, he
threatened to call you know, the police if I, um,
if you didn't start parking across I'm like in front
of us, So if you could just do that, because

(03:39):
I'm I don't want to get in trouble for having
a rent here legally. And so coach ended up winning.
Well at least at least your coach isn't winning. And
he's got birds everywhere everywhere. He can't figure it out either.
It's it's great. He's a couple of doors down for me,
so it doesn't like affect my house. But like every
morning he has to come out and like his car

(04:01):
is covered and crap and like his drive away and
he freaks out about it. It is, well, thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. Hair bro bro, Hey,
thanks for being there, hair Bro. I'm gonna buy you
some hairbrow Alex. Okay, that sounds like a hair you
want some hairbrow product for. Yeah, guy, the Booting, what's

(04:24):
your dirty little secret.