He Swapped Rent for a Storage Unit… and His Date Has No Idea

On today’s episode of Jubal’s Dirty Little Secret, a caller reveals he’s ditched pricey rent to secretly live in a storage unit—complete with gym showers, sandwiches, and a hidden mattress. But the real twist? He’s been dating someone new who has no clue about his unconventional living situation. Listen in to hear this shocking confession that blends frugality, romance, and a whole lot of risk.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils dirty little secret. Hello, hey there, Hey, you have
a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yea, what is it?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
I've been living in a storage unit.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I okay, yeah, I have moved out of my place.
My lease was up, and I'd been paying like fifteen
hundred a month, and then I realized I can move
all my stuff into a climate controlled ten by ten
foot storage unit and I'm paying ninety a month.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
How do you get all your stuff in that? Where
is your storage unit for ninety dollars?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, I got a knocktress on the floor, and I
got rid of a lot of my other stuff. I
got a lot of I kind of be cluttered a
little bit. Yeah, and you know, there's no refrigeration. I
have to eat a lot of sandwiches, and I uh,
you know, shower at the gym, and I plug my
phone in at work. But it's been pretty awesome, like
especially when I see other people paying like thousands of

(00:57):
dollars for these tiny houses. So yeah, I've been there
going on three months. And the only real downside is
when I do hear people rarely at night that come through,
I kind of freeze, like the cops because I hear
footsteps out, so I think it's a little unnerving.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Is it illegal to camp out in a storage space?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't know, because I don't really want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Figure the less I know about that, the better. I'm
sure somewhere in the paperwork it says you can't live here,
but I don't know. I fortunately I don't snore, so
so far it hasn't been an issue, and it's actually
not too bad, Like it's actually pretty comfortable, and there's
no upstairs jerk neighbor stomping around at two in the morning,
like it's pretty ideal. But the biggest part of the

(01:42):
dirty little secret is I've started dating somebody new and
I honestly can't prior to the storage unit, So I've
been renting the same Airbnb every time we can.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Dually, you're gonna have to tell her that you live
in a storage unit, yeah, or you get an apartment.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah. We'll see how it goes. I mean, it's only
been three weekends so far, and it's been fine. And
this place also that I've been renting his way above
my pay pade, So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Good luck, Yeah, for real, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Sure, crew, what's

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Your dirty little secret.