Nanny Read the Diary

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I do have a dirty little secret. Okay. So I
used to be a nanny for a really really nice,
wealthy couple. Okay. So I was tidying up one day
after like you know, like a random mess of course,

(00:29):
and I found mom's diary and you read it?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
No.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I I peaked and I started reading it and I
couldn't put it down.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Wow, I was in there.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
It was so good. I mean, you know, these people
are just like she's an amazing writer and like detailed everything.
But then and like it was really like her life.
Then I got into like an affair, and then another affair.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh wow, so I know.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
And then I just every time I went to work,
I just couldn't wait to read the next couple people.
So there's like multiple affairs. And then she gets pregnant
and she's writing about she doesn't even know with the
kids that I'm like watching if the baby's daddy was

(01:23):
her husband.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I guess if you have a type, it doesn't really matter.
It will come out looking kind of similar, right, But
if you're just like adventurous, then who knows. Well, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret. It sounds
like you could steal it and publish. Yeah, seriously, juicy,
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Everything that she's been doing behind her husband's back. So
I've been carrying this around.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well, you should go back and get that. It might
have the best seller on you my photocopies. Right, Yeah,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah bye, hello, hello, hey you have a dirty little great.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah. So a few years ago, when I was nineteen,
I used to like drink water, a lot of water
before I went to bed so I could wake up
early and play video games. So one night I did that,
and I woke up early in the morning to go
play video games. But I had serious morning. Okay, okay,

(02:24):
So I went to the restroom and I needed to
lean down. So I put all my weight on the
toilet paper roll hanger and it's kind of like nailed
to the wall. But it broke through my weight and
I face planning in terms of toilet stool.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Almost broke my feth. Wow, I was.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Bleeding everywhere and I had to go, like, wake up
my mom.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
That's an awkward conversation.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
She died laughing, but she's like, what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like you don't want to see. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, but luckily I didn't break in my tea or anything.
I kind of like messed up, like the inside of
my lip, but it's mostly heeled now.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm glad. I do have a question, though, why do
you drink a lot of water before you play video
games in the morning.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I drank it like before I went to bed. I
was addicted to figure games, so I drank it before
I went to bed, So wake me up like a
natural alarm clock.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
That's a good idea. Actually, yeah, it's actually so funny.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I don't do that anymore, but it was like when
I was younger.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh, no problem, what's your secret.

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