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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubiles dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I do, sweet? What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Well, that was so long ago. So this is like
when I was seventeen, and it actually happened more than once.
I was at a friend's house and were underage drinking. Unfortunately,
you know, don't do that. But I was in his
restroom in his parents' house, and it's a really nice house,
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and his parents had these towels that were like, it's
stamped with super official logos and I don't really know
what brand it was, but there was absolutely no toilet
different and luckily enough, they were like a darker color.
But yeah, so when I heard when I finished, I
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didn't really know what to do, and I knew her
parents were probably not gonna like me after that. So
I just folded up the towel and put it back
in the cabinet underneath a couple of other towels. Oh no, yeah,
yeah it was pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But you said this happened a couple times.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yes, that that is true.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
When did I ever find out?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I have no idea. I think only one other person
knows about it, because okay, listen, I went to her
house and her dad like a week later kept looking
at me funny, and she purposely was like going out
of his way to show me like bathroom supplies. He
was like, yeah, can you take this soap to the bathroom? Hey,
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can you put this towel in the cabinet?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
So he probably why you're disgusting?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
All right, he didn't do.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It, but also really it's their fault. They didn't have
to on the paper in the bathroom more than once.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, but I had a cell phone.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You okay, I'm trying to help you out, brok, thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Thanks for telling us your little secret. Bye bye, Hey
you have a dirty, a little secret?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
So? I used to work with jewels.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
X Oh really?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Which one be allowed to say that it was?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Actually her name was.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh yeah, okay, how many exes ago?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
We weren't really like, actually officially together together. We just
maybe she thought it sounds like she thought so we
hung out for a while, but no, she was dope.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Though. I like Whitney, Okay, but tell us that this secret?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
She like when I worked there, she actually didn't care
for you, but I was like, I'm a big fan.
Of jewel, whatnot. I listened to you what not, And
she didn't have much to say after that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
What did she say about you? Ball?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Not so nice thing about know?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm so sorry, I know, I want to know. I
want to know too.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah, somebody should have to say about like.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, this is you were in a safe space.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, yeah, I mean pretty much. She that he was
a jerk and what not.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh really maybe maybe because we weren't together. I mean,
that didn't that doesn't track. But maybe she wanted to
be together and you didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, okay, and then this is like the last thing
a girl wants to hear.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
We were actually together while she's telling everybody or her AX.
And I was kind of a jerk to her. This
was a while. This is a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Where I wasn't like it's nice to saying now to
girls i'm dating. Okay, I was never mean, but like
I'm I wasn't very you know.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Like I was. You were Yeah, I was a dude.
You know, Well this guy was defending you. So thank
you and thank you for your little secret.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
All right, but what's your tarty little secret.