Quitting, Cucumber Capers, and Dirty Little Secrets

Today on The Jubal Show, secrets are spilling! One caller reveals they’ve secretly quit their job without telling their fiancé—how long can they keep it under wraps? Meanwhile, another shares a hilarious (and awkward) story involving a cucumber, a mini fridge, and a long-kept teenage secret. Tune in for laughs, surprises, and the messy, real-life confessions you won’t want to miss.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Doubles. Dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a
dirty little secret. I do have a dirty little secret? Sweet?
What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
So?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Uh I quit my job?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Nice? Not necessarily, Yeah, it's not. It's a dirty little secret. Yeah,
I have not. I have not told my fiance a
dirty little secret. Yikes. So the last I guess last.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Week, four day, five days, I've been acting like I'm
going to work.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
So I get up, shower, brush my teeth, get dressed,
and then just go to the bar, go to the gym,
just kind of hang out. Why have you told her?
This is going to be pissed?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
So that's the main reason.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh yeah, well let me ask you those questions. Do
you have a decent savings? Were you thinking ahead when
you decided to make that call? Can you still pay
for the wedding?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay? One question? Well you lose your home. I'm I
mean ish. It was a heat of the moment saying
like my job sucked, I hated my boss. It was
just it sucked. So I just quit on the spot
and didn't really think it through. So yeah, I've been
covering my end of the bills here this week with savings.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
But yeah, eventually she's gonna realize there's no paycheck going
into my account.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
So you're gonna have to tell her at some point.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I am, but payday wouldn't be for like another Friday,
so I have, I guess a few more days.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
She's gonna be So she's gonna be more mad that
you didn't tell her.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
But that's okay. Yeah, she's like, legit, gonna be pissed.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, she's gonna be mad because you didn't give her
an opportunity to be supportive of you.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh, not so much about the money yet money also, yeah,
you don't know her. She's gonna be pissed about the money. Yeah, well,
thanks for telling us you a little secret? Thank you? Hey,
what's up? Is the jubil shows? Dirty little secret? You
have one?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
It is bad? I had a friend from when I
was a teenager. He was gay, and he had a
mini fridge in his room and his sister got into
that mini fridge and ate his cucumber.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay is that like a like? Did he use the
cucumber for stuff?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
He did any promise not to tell anyone? And I
have never told anyone?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh no, whoa, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
It was uh it was funny. It was definitely something.
And I still see her every day and I'm just like, Hi,
you ate.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
The did you watch her eat the cucumber?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh? Please?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
He told me she ate it after he used it. No.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
No, And so I was like.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
You want it back in the strip, save it for la.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I guess you just wanted to keep using it.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I must have been disappointing for him to find.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
You know, I'm sure there's more at the store. He
should I got another.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
One, say go buy new ones? Oh wow, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah. You made me promise not to teller right now.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
It's just like, okay, I won't.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, thank you for telling us, appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh my gosh, I have a good day. Thank you
for your dirty little secret. Thank you. What's your dirty
little secret?