Sleeping with an Old Lady

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes. So, when I was in my early thirties, my
mom had a best friend who was in the middle seventies. Okay,
so she had a ranch. He offered me a job
to work on the ranch and pay off my friend
by living in a property at a separate house.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, to live on the ranch in a separate house. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
So you know, after about a year, we were drinking
one night, one thing led to another and we ended
up looking up Wow.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
With your mother's friends seventies something year old, howd to go?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, it was pretty awesome. We both agreed that it
was probably the best time we'd ever had. She hadn't
been with a guy, and I don't know how long
because her her husband had passed away about three years prior.
But she was giving me all kinds of month, you know,
because of it, and she upped my salary and I'm
all started getting suspicious because she's like, why is she

(01:02):
trying to buy you a car? Why does she give
you the cash? And so, yeah, I did more than
just work on that farm.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Now, Yeah, you know what, I bet it was wild
because the older you get the last they give, so woof.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, it was pretty good. I'll never forget it. It was
probably one of the best times in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, I have a good one. Hello, Hello, Hey, you
have a dirty little secret. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I don't know how good this is, but it is
a secret.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, So I got this lady at work. There's a
lady I work with who makes cupcakes.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh, and so I.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Would eat them all the time, and I'd be like, okay, cool.
Well then they had hired another lady who makes these cupcakes.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Are out of this world.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
They're like cupcakes more worthy. Oh so I stopped eating
the other lady's cupcakes and I eat the new girls cupcakes.
This cupcake cot Yeah, but then I kind of feel
bad for the other ladies. So all usually go to
her guest, take a cupcake or jew walk out of
the room, lift the frosting off.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
And then throw them away.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Well, congratulations, you have the most innocent No, it's good,
you have the most innocent, dirty little secret we've ever had,
but also sounds like the dirtiest Ye.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I know, right, I feel bad every time I do it,
but you know I like the chocolate frosting.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, and it just gets even even more innocent and
dirty at the same time. You can keep your hands
off those cupcakes, right, thank you, right, thank you for
your dirty little secret, thank you for having me.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I have a good one. What's your dirty little secret.

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