Stripper Stole His Chain, and He Got it Back

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Cubles Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hey, what's up? What up? You have a dirty
little secret? I do sweet.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
So about six years ago or seven years ago, I
was on the Jerry Springer Show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh so cool, great start to the story.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well that wasn't even really the tea. So after our
show we got an A plus rating. So there was
a stripper that was on my show and they bought
me and her a hotel room for the night. Okay,
So we get back to the hotel room and she
starts getting aggressive and she's like, how would you feel
about having a foursome? And I was like with who,

(00:41):
And she's like two of the other people from the show,
Oh no? And I told her no and she pushed
me on the bed. It was like getting all aggressive
and I'm like, look, we're not doing that, and so
I go to stand out and she tries to push
me again. I swear past her and I run out
the door. And I'm trying to like run out the

(01:02):
hotel at this point because it's just too much.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Well I get to like, you know, like how hotels
have like a little like the sliding door and then
like maybe a bench in there, and then another sliding
door in the lobby.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yes, okay, I made.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
It to that little room and she comes running past
me and she grabs me like my she grabs my
shirt and rips it down the middle. I have a
Pharaoh chain on, and she rips my chain off and
runs upstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
The front desk lady is just looking at me at
this point, like you want security. I was like, yes, please,
I think So the security guy comes onund the corner,
we take the elevator back upstairs. She comes run around
the corner like no, I flushed it, and I was like, no,
you didn't. I think there's no way. Well, anyways, so
I ended up leaving and my buddy of mine. So

(01:52):
basically how I got on the Jerry Springer Show is
they're always looking for strippers. A week before I got
on the Jerry Springer Show, I was at my buddy's
house hanging out and this girl calls him and she's like,
who's the cute guy in the background. And he's like
and she's like, yeah, I guess and he's.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Like, you're just supposed to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Well, anyways, so she asked me what I do or whatever.
I told her I'm a rapper and all that. Well
a week goes by and I get a random call
and she says, Hey, this is from the Jerry Springer Show.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Do you want to come on our show and wrap?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
So cool?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
And I said absolutely So. After my chain gets stolen
and everything and all this, here's the fun little secret
I called. I said, bro, I said, the girl stole
the pharaoh chain. And he said give me a week
and he hangs up and I was like, what are
you going to do in a week.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, a week.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Goes by and I get a little message with a
picture of him holding the Pharaoh chain. He says, come
pick it up whenever you want, Homie. What And I said,
what did you do? And he said, we drove to
Kansas City. I slept with her, I waited for her
to go to the bathroom, and I stole your chain back.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
That's amazing. Wow. Yeah, that's a good friend. Wow, that's
a movie. This is a movie. Thank you for that.
Dirty little secret. Man, have a going Hello, Hello, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret? Yes I do, sweet,

(03:23):
let's hear it.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay, So my very little secret is I resent my
sister for getting pregnant before me. Oh okay, I mean
I don't know. We're always competing and she's just always
getting everything before me.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Guys, she had the baby already.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh no, she's pregnant. She's she's due a couple of months.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Get twice as pregnant. Then, I don't know how you
do that it works. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, I'm my younger sister. She's my older sister. So
she's been married before me. She got a house before me,
like even as kids, like we would be in the
same like sports and she'd be in like the varsity
and I'd be in like JV. Like She's always been
above me and everything, academics, everything. So I'm just really
sick of her like getting everything I want.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Honestly, it's understandable to feel that way. So do you
do anything petty to make yourself feel better about it?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Huh? I mean not really. I kind of just like
harbor bad energy.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, maybe you should start doing something petty to release it.
Maybe I should. Well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret, and good luck.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Look on the you're getting double pregnant. What's your dirty
little secret,

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