Tattoos, Lies… and a Fender Bender for Love?

From hidden tattoo stories to crashing into a car on purpose just to score a date—this episode of Jubal’s Dirty Little Secret has it all. You won’t believe the hilarious, shocking, and downright messy confessions listeners are spilling

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, you have a dirty little secret? I do? Sweet?
What is it?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
When I met one of my best friends many years ago,
she was married and I'm a hairdresser, and long story short,
her husband and I started trading services for her hair.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
H what kind of services? Really?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Sorry? He was an amazing tattoo artist.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I went to straight to services services, so he would
give you tattoos and you would do her hair.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay, Well he turned out to be the world's biggest loser, narcissist,
all of that which.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I didn't know at the time. But in the process
I got some amazing tattoo work done. So now when
people ask me who's done my tattoos, I tell him
he's no longer with us. I don't say that, I
just say he's no longer with.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Way to protect your karma is a good way of
putting it. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay, thanks, take care?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Bye? Hey, what's up? This is the ju will show a
dirty little secret? You have one?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I do have a dirty little secret, Yay, what is it?
It's that I hit my neighbor's car, which they do
know about, but they don't know, the secret part is
that it was on purpose. You hit your neighbor's car
on purpose, like with another car, like a whoop pat
on the booty kind of had Oh, it.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Was a decent strike, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Say, Okay, why Okay, So the why is the important part. Well,
my neighbors were having a visitor, one of their brothers,
and I saw them outside and he was a very
very attractive person, and so I was just kind of,
you know, looking up guests.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
It was he was very attractive. And that day my friend.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Sent me a screenshot of my ex and his new partner,
and it kind of put me in a in a
position and in a mental headspace where I wasn't quite
thinking correctly. Okay, And so I got home and I
was really upset about my ex moving on, and then
I thought about the neighbor's guests, and I really wanted

(02:29):
to meet him. So I hit his car.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Oh, I thought this was like some revenge thing, But
this is like you just wanted his attention.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I did, Yeah, And so I hit his car on
purpose and to get his contact information.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
You didn't want you should just ask for Can I
borrow some milk and sugar? Wow?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You know what that would have been the same approach,
but like I said, I was not in my right
mind at that point. But anyway, it were irked and
so now I'm having dinner over there.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Hey, all right, worked out for you?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah it did, but they don't know it was on purpose.
So hopefully I don't listen to this.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
There's a way. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
What's your dirty little secret?