The Boss, The Coffee, and a Dirty Little Secret

On this episode of Dirty Little Secret from The Jubal Show, a listener confesses to pulling a shocking prank on their boss that changed the outcome of an important meeting—and gave them some unexpected free time. From workplace frustrations to mischievous solutions, this hilarious secret will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
You dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You
have a dirty little secret? Yeah? I do. So. My
boss is you know, real pain in the kind of
guy right, always in your business, always trying to follow
up with, you know, just everything. You can't get stuff

(00:21):
done because he's always looking over your shoulder, right, he's
always got to be in it. Michael managing. So I
one time decided that I was going to take care
of this business because, uh, we had a meeting coming
up and we needed to be you know, on this stuff.
And I wanted to get this guy out of my
hair and get some free time, you know, because he

(00:42):
just wouldn't let it go. So I managed to slip
some I slipped something into his coffee. Let me cut
to the chase. There something in his coffee. Yeah, it was.
It was a laxative. Put the laxative in there, and
he didn't know, and it all went and he went
and drank the stuff and he was fine. And we

(01:04):
go into the meeting, right and we're about halfway into
the meeting and he just bolts. He's got to get
up and out of there, like boris clam open the
knees out the door. Everybody's looking around like what what's
going on? And I kind of said, all right, well,
I guess I'll handle this, and I step up and

(01:24):
I do the thing, and I finish out the meeting.
I get everything closed up. People are like cool, cool,
that was nice. And we finished a half hour early.
So then I had, you know, a half hour time
where the boss was just nowhere to be found. Well,
he was somewhere to be found. He was in the bathroom.
It's the bathroom the whole time. So this just kind
of left us with this nice opportunity to just chill

(01:48):
for about thirty minutes. Nice. So are you gonna use
laxative every time you need a break? Well, maybe not
every time, because you know, I don't want to hurt
the guy I want to. I don't want to in trouble.
But I've done it again since then. I couldn't do
it like right away, but it's about two weeks later

(02:09):
and we didn't have a media or anything, nothing important.
But I just needed a little break, right, So I
did it again, and he bang, he's got to get out.
He gets out of there, and you know, got a
little time to talk to a new friend of mine
over in it, and she was pretty good. It's pretty
good time there what nobody was around you? So you

(02:34):
can flirt with a chick. That's the secret. Heay. You know,
a little freedom, a little time, a little space. You
know what I'm saying. I should say, woman, chick's not appropriate,
you know, but it just you know, you can't do
it all the time. I don't want to get him
hurt or anything. But you know, it frees us up

(02:54):
for little things now and again. Wow, well, thank you
for telling you. It's your dirty little secret. Hey, no problem,
have it going. What's your dirty little secret.