The Chocolate Cake Cruise Disaster: A Dirty Little Secret Gone Wrong

When a caller decides to share a secret he’s never told anyone—not even his friends—you know it’s going to be wild. But nothing prepares The Jubal Show for this bizarre cruise hookup story involving room service, unexpected “freaky” fun, and a chocolate cake surprise that sends him straight to the ship’s ER.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Oh yes, I do. Oh well, sweet, we're ready to
hear what is it?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Trying to get this off my chest.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I'm a pretty open guy, but this is just something
I can't really tell me, but you know, might as
well tell the radio show make your guys a little better?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, thank you?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
All right. So, like a couple of years ago, what
I was under rage at the time, Let's just preface that.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay, you're wet, I'm sorry, Oh, got it, got it,
got it at the time.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
At the time I was I was on a cruise
and I'll be honest you it's pretty in terms of
like the text game, I was pretty vanilla dude. Well okay,
and I took my grandparents car because he had like
the like free drink tests.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, so you know, I still get to the bars.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I was single the time, too, on foot with all
these like thirty year old woman just seeing what's happening.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
And you're like, I caught a fish.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I was feeling feeling with the algorithm is I don't know,
it was pretty new to everything.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Was High school wasn't too good for me.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
So come back to the room and then I'll be honest.
I acted like I had a big game and I
was completely both and she she's like, oh you into
freaky stuff. Oh boy, And I was like, what's your definition.
She's like, go freshen up real quick. So she orders
room service.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
So she puts that aside, and like stuff starts going okay,
and then she just like closed your eyes and she
uh proceeds to like take I didn't know at the time,
but like, I feel like this because stuff all over me.
And she took an entire chocolate cake put it on
you know what, and it started to proceed and uh

(01:48):
like eat it around it and like telling me to
like put it.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh no, I love chocolate cake as much as the
next person, but not that much. Yeah, listen.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
The fun fact is I didn't know this, but I
have an allergy to chocolate to something out so like
it's something with cacao.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Like I don't know, I got like some I swell.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's like I got like hives and stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
So I didn't know this.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
So you sart you swelled up and got hives? Did
you go to the hospital.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, So I'm like Damn.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I didn't know I was that big, but I'm like, oh,
something's wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
And then I ended up going, uh so I have
like an e er on like the hospital ship.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah and so.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
And then I go in and this guy's like, what
the hell happened?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
And then because of that room talking for me total now,
thank god knew had an allergy.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
But yeah, choate cake will never be the same for
us either. Thank you. Yeah. Oh yeah, well, thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. Man, stay away
from that speak.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh yeah, no more to account for me, not for
a very long time.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh man, I would love to talk to an er doctor.
You know how many words they see come through there
go I explain that.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm paramedic too. I see a lot of weird but
that nothing stops out.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Weirdness. Thank you for your dirt little secret, Ma, I
appreciate you have a good one, of course.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
God bost you guys, all.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Right, what's your dirty little secret? Text shoe bowl to
four one O six one