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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Doubles dirty little Secret?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, hey double Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I sure do? If you could please change my voice please? Yeah? Sure?
What is it? Okay? All right, hang with me here.
First thing I'm gonna say is I definitely have the type. Okay,
So in high school I dated this girl and she
was exactly my type. Everything was great, she had a
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sneak out to come see me and whatnot. Never met
a parent or anything like that. Fast forward five years.
I see this girl at our local store, started talking
to her. We ended up hooking up later on, probably
that week or so. We started dating for about three
or four months on and off. Nothing crazy, just casual
here and there. I ended up leaving her because she
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had a husband, so found that out letter. Then I
met this other girl. We hooked up and we've been
together for three years now. And then our first Christmas,
I found out that the girl I was dating in
high school was her sister, and the girl that I
met at the store was her mom. Who what.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
The whole family?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, you definitely have a type, it's them wow wow.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So yeah, so Christmas was interesting. Like I said, she
had a husband, so I met her dad, and he
has no clue what happened. Oh yeah, no clue, none
of them. No, but every holiday and every get together
all there Eaven give me the certain look like maybe
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just one more round, one more time?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh no, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Do you think you're going to be tempted in the future? Yeah?
Probably not. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Good luck to you man that you.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Thank you for telling us a secret.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, yeah for sure. Nia. Whenever you're ready for the
last first day of your life, just let me know.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Maybe should have started there or whatever. But cool, my
mom's also married and stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, prevable, You're not still just that up.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Like I've done that before?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You too much?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Do you like how I can say? No? All right, well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. I'm
sure Nina will talk to you later. Okay, I think
I'm sooning shock.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh yeah, that's good. That's good bye, bye bye.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
I do have a dirty little secret? Is okay? So
I use to be a nanny for a really really nice.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Wealthy couple.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Okay. So I was tidying up one day after like
you know, like a random mess of course, and I
found mom's diary. I I peaked and I started reading
it and I couldn't put it down. Who was in there?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It was so good?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I mean, you know these people are just like she's
an amazing writer and like detailed everything. But then and
like it was really like her life. Then I got
into like an affair, and then another affair. Wow, so
I know, and then I just every time I.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Went to work, I just couldn't wait to read the
next couples. Right, so there's like multiple affairs, and then
she gets pregnant and she's writing about she doesn't even
know what the kid that I'm like watching if the
baby's daddy was her husband.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I guess if you have a type, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It will come out looking kind of similar.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Right, But if you're just like adventurous, then who knows.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Sounds like you could steal it and publish. Yeah, seriously, juicy,
I know everything that she's been doing behind her husband's back.
So I've been carrying this around.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well you should go back and get that. It might
have a bestseller on you photocopies, right, Yeah, thank you,
thank you for telling us your dirty little.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Secret, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah bye. What's your dirty little secret.