The Jubal Show comes out of their cave for this Dirty Little Secret!

A Hermit calls into The Jubal Show and lets them know about a time when she was playing basketball AND chewing gum!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils. Dirty little secret. Time for somebody to confess their sins.
It's time for your dirty little secret. Text in four
one six one. If you have a dirty little secret,
I'll have to do is let us know, and we
will let you say whatever you want on the show.
And you can feel free to say anything because nobody
knows who you are. We don't even ask what your
name is. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname
when they want to tell us a secret. And I
don't have a fake name, So I'm going to throw

(00:21):
it on over to Alex Fresh Alex, do you have
a name? Always got a name? Okay, what's today's Yeah,
the lucky winner today? On the phone is the hermit?
The hermit. The hermit like a crab Nope, or like
a guy who lives in a cave, yes in the
hills up the hermit. Everybody knows the hermit. That's you

(00:43):
on the phone in your cave. Hello, Hi, Hi, sounds
like she's in her Yeah, yeh is the reception bed.
Hermits you know, don't really they're not around people a lot,
not a lot of human interaction that makes sense. What's up?
How are your hermit? Hey? I love it. The hermit
sounds like you love it. Yeah, it is. So you
have a dirty little secret that you want to tell
us about. Yes, I do. Um. When I was in

(01:08):
middle school a few years back, I used to play
basketball and I was guarding this girl and I was
chewing gum, which was a bad idea of course, while
playing basketball, and it fell out and it just so
happened to fall out in her hair. Oh no, it
was like, you know, like a bubblicious gum, you know,

(01:29):
not the very subtle kind of gum. And she didn't
notice until after practice and she's in the locker room
and she noticed that it was all bunched up in
her hair. And by that time there was just no
no salvation for her. She ended up having to go, huh.
I was gonna say, if you get gum and long
hair and you have to cut it out. No, there's

(01:51):
things you can do and try and get it out first.
Peanut butter, really, coconut oil ice. I know you're going
to freeze the make up, you freeze the gum. Take it. No,
that doesn't work. No, I don't even know where I
heard that or thought that maybe just Kennedy, right, now,
so maybe it is. Maybe I'm tripping, but I would
think that freezing it. Yeah, I don't gonna help anything.
I feel like I heard that somewhere. Hey, hermit telling

(02:15):
us a dirt a little secret about getting gum and
someone's here when you were playing basketball, have you heard
that if you put ice on gum, if it gets
kind your hair, it's easier to get out. I don't
know about the ice thing. I did hear about the
peanut butter. Okay, so did you use peanut butter on
her hair? You know? Um, we were in school and
there was no peanut butter and by that time, I'm
I'm talking like it was so budged up in her

(02:38):
hair that there was just there was nothing in the
world that could really help it. I mean, like, did
she know that the peanut butter in the world? Huh?
Did she know that it was ul chooting gum? No?
I didn't speak up. I was scared because she just
started bawling, crying, and you know, they were just trying,
the teacher and the coach were just trying to get

(02:59):
some of it out, but they couldn't. Um. So Mom
ended up taking her to the salon. What no and
what does that mean? She cut her hair? Okay? I
was like, did just took her there to style it?
So they cut it? No, they ended up cutting her
hair um and it was kind of botschi too, because

(03:22):
I don't think she was ready to go full on bold. No. Wow,
that's terrible. You know that there are ways to get
gum out of hair, and that would be my last
resort if I have long hair. But I looked it
up real quick because I want to see if Jewel
was making things up, and it probably was. The number.
There's four things that they recommend to get gum out
of hair. Once peanut butter and then cooking oils like

(03:43):
olive oil, oil, cocon oil, Oh could you set your
hair on fire? Vinegar apparently, and ice cubes cub Yeah.
I was ready. Yeah. Wow, wait, it's waited that you
know that. I don't know how I know that. That
is strange. Yeah, as if using oil is too messy,
you can use ice to freeze the gum off. Wow,
what the hell? Oh yeah, we're dumb Evan, Wow, I

(04:04):
guess we are, Alex so am I No, you're small,
but I don't know how I know that. In a
past life, he probably had gum in his head. He
probably did. Probably I probably do right now and don't
even know it. Well, thanks for telling us your dirty
little secret. And we all learned something today, even though
I already knew, but I still learned. Don't cut your
hair if you get gum in it, Put ice in it.
Peanut butter, peanut butter, Julie time. Thank you guys. What's

(04:28):
your dirty little secret,