The Neighbor, the Cat, and a “Dirty Little Secret”

What happens when a neighbor feud takes an unexpected turn involving a wandering cat named Muffins? In this episode of Jubal’s Dirty Little Secret on The Jubal Show, a caller confesses to something that blurs the line between rescue and theft. From neighborhood drama to pet “adoptions” gone wrong, this secret will have you questioning just how far is too far.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils dirty little secret. Hello, yeah, hello, Hey you have
a dirty little secret. Yes I do. So my uh,
my neighbor, my newish neighbor thinks that her cat, Muffins
ran away, but Muffins didn't run away. Muffins is living

(00:25):
with me now. I mean I think stole is still
is a really harsh word for what happened.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
So, So, the glover moved.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
In I don't know, like six months ago or so,
and she's been a total bee, if I do say so,
uh since she got here. She's like like every little
thing she's super cooky about and like, oh, your trash
cans like on my side of the property, and like
even one time, like I watched her just shove my
trash can over, knocked it over because she didn't like

(00:58):
where it was. She's always like frowning when she's walking
down the street. But she's got this great indoor outdoor
cat who always wanders over to my yarn, loves some pets,
some good belly rubs, and Muffins really likes me. So
I have a door open one day and Muffins wandered

(01:18):
in and I trout it you, Muffin. I mean, I
like to think of it more as saved. Muffins was
really happy in my place. So I shut the door,
and guess what. Muffins has not scratched, Muffins has not
powd at the door, Muffins is not trying to get

(01:39):
out or meowing. Muffins is thrilled to be with me.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
So sense is mine now, And I honestly don't feel
bad about this.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Huh Okay, I mean I feel a little bad. But
what are you gonna do when somebody finds Muffins in
your house? Say it's not muffins, or oh, just about it. Well,
this woman is never coming over, so I know that
I think Muffins is pretty safe, and I think I'll
probably just say, oh that that's not Muffins. This is Biscuits.

(02:12):
I don't know. No, it's definitely all right. I hope
you and Biscuits have a very happy life. Yeah, biscuits. Yeah,
it's it's a witness protection program. Well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret. I feel like we

(02:33):
learned a lesson. If your pet is missing, check your
neighbor's house. Yeah, I mean, if you're if you're being
a yeah, your neighbor probably took your pet. That's the lesson.
Ye all right, well have a good day. Thank you
you do. Thanks guys, by what's

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Your dirty little secret?