The Secret Marriage… and the Wrong Text to Grandma

On this episode of Jubal’s Dirty Little Secret, one caller confesses to hiding a Vegas wedding from her parents for two years, while another shares a texting mix-up so shocking it involved his grandmother. These jaw-dropping confessions prove that no secret is too wild for the Jubal Show.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret. Yes
I do.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Okay, So here's my dirty secret. I've been I've actually
been married for two years secretly.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
So my husband and I got married. It's like about
six months into dating. We went to Vegas. We got hammered,
and we literally woke up the next morning when a
marriage certificate on the nightstand, and we were like pretty
close to blacking out. But I do remember kind of
doing that. I remember Elvis. I remember being like really

(00:43):
excited and so, you know, no shame whatever. But the
thing is, my parents have no idea. That's what my
secret is.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
You got married and you didn't tell your parents. I
get that.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
My mom told me, told them, and it's been two years.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I keep having it and as my boyfriend, you know,
to the extended family.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
What are you gonna do? When like later on they're
kind of like, man, when is he gonna propose? Like
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Then I'm just gonna be like I know, I've he's
really taking his time.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You just have a ceremony.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
It could be your guys's recommitment ceremony, and everybody else
thinks it's you're marriage. True, we thought about that, We've
thought about that. It's just like my parents think that
I'm the perfect daughter, and they gave my sister so
much crap for being married only a year and then
getting divorced that, Like, I just kind of wanted to
keep my title as like.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
So, do you love this guy? It wasn't an accident,
like getting married was a good thing.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
It ended up being your great thing.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, still together and I love him and I definitely
would like want to be married to him.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I just still like it kind of like time got
away from me.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I'm like, oh, we'll tell them eventually, and then like now,
it's just it's been too long, and I'm just like,
you know what, how about we just keep this to ourselves,
like only.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Me, him, God and Elvis.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Now, well, thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Thank you, Hew.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
What's up? As the Juill shows dirty little secret? You
have one?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yes, I do. I mean, this is very embarrassing, but
basically I was talking to this girl and then online recently,
and we were hitting it off, and you know, we're
starting to exchange selfies and then it got a little sexier.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
But eventually she kind of asked to see a nude
picture of me, which I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Have anything rangatized. You know, I'm very confident in myself.
But unfortunately I was simultaneously texting this girl around the
same time, I was also texting my grandmother.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
And I sent the nude to my grandma by mistake.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
What did your grandma respond?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well, she didn't respond for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
At first, was like, oh my gosh, did I give
her a heart attack or something? But she I mean,
I really try to correct this situation.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I was like, oh no, this is I was actually
supposed to go to my personal trainer, like that's that's
what I do.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
With the whole with the whole show.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah, I mean my grandpa was confused.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
She was like, wow, I'm not really that's kind of surprising.
But now she constantly asked me updates about my personal trainer,
what exercises been doing. She actually bought the excuse.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
She probably did it. She's probably trolling you. Grandma. Can't
be that naive. It could be worse. She could have responded,
was like, nice, as you haven't grown up.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
That much, But she didn't send her own nude back.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, that would have been weirds, really weird. Well, thanks
for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Thanks, I'm good day.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
What's your dirty little seat granted?