This Dirty Little Secret might get a DIVORCE!

'Amazon Alexa' calls into The Jubal Show and tells them she wants a DIVORCE... but not from her husband!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jebils dirty little secret, Alexa tell me a dirty little
secret the Jewels Show, and I just wanted to do
that to make Ubiles alexas about for a second. It's
cy for dirty little secret text in formula six one.
If you have a dirty little secret to tell us,
you can tell us anything. We always keep everybody anonymous.
That's why everybody who calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname.
We don't even ask what your name is. And on

(00:21):
the phone right now to tell us a dirty little
secret is Alexa. We heard you have a dirty little secret. Hi, Yes,
I do. You actually have a way better conversation than
the Alexa that we have at the house, because Alexa
never seems to understand me whenever I ask it anything
I have, Yes, she doesn't understand me. So it has

(00:42):
to be like Alexa stop. I didn't say play ariana Grande.
I said I want to order a grande frappuccino. Anyway, Yeah,
I know, Alexa. Anyway, Alexa, you have a dirty little secret.
Yes I do. Um, Basically, I hate my work husband,

(01:03):
and I don't I don't really know how to explain
this clearly, but it sounded like you kind of explained it,
and usually people like their wife or husband. I think
we've got the whole secret, you know. I don't think
you guys are actually married. I think you can get
out of that relationship pretty easily without having to split
up property or anything else. Right, well, exactly. So that's

(01:24):
why I was saying, I don't really know how to
explain it because it's not so cut and dry. So
I'm usually a professional. I take my job very seriously.
I'm an accountant. And my husband has no clue that
there's a co worker I just started having lunch with
a couple of months. So you have a real husband
and your work husband exactly. And your real husband doesn't

(01:46):
know about your work husband, right, okay, and you didn't
tell him that you're going on lunches with your work
husband either, No, because it's just it's we're just co workers.
It's not it's like a romantic thing, you know, if
you have a controlling spouse and you don't tell them,
just go on to lunch and you just go back
to work, and then you just go home and you
relate it. Alex's sounds like that before. No, Yeah, I

(02:10):
mean exactly. But they're they're they're they're different. And so
my co worker, who I called the work husband, you know,
we've just been going out to lunch. Started a couple
of months ago, and he recently started calling me his
work wife. Okay, and a couple of days ago he
said he wanted to take things further. Whoa, your work

(02:31):
husband wants to be your real husband now? I mean,
which I mean, that's ridiculous, right, And he knows I
have a real husband. Does he have a wife or
a girlfriend? Yeah, he's married too. What? Oh wow, that's terrible.
And do you think your real husband would have a

(02:52):
problem with your work husband fitting on you? Oh? Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, well, first of all, the work husband isn't
even good husband material. He's an absolute wreck. It sounds
like any husband is amazing. So your dirty little secret
is that you need to get divorced from your work
husband pretty much? Yeah, I mean, I would just be

(03:14):
honest with him. I would just tell him that it
makes you fee uncomfortable and that you guys are both
in relationships and you're an happy one, and that you
would appreciate it if he just wouldn't do that anymore.
In the back off, I think you should do the
more responsible thing. Try that. I think you should do
the more responsible thing and do it on the show,
Like have us call him and tell him that you're
getting a work divorce. I mean, I don't know that

(03:42):
that would go over well my husband would. Then everyone
would know about it. But hey, you know, okay, we
could try it. Another idea, another idea, and this is
probably a good idea as well. Okay, so you work
in an office. You have a conference room, I'm assuming. Okay,
so you set up a little octagon in the conference
room and bunch time, your real husband and your work
husband battle it out to see who gets to marry you.

(04:05):
Mud wrestling, Yeah, mud wrestling, I love it. I was
gonna go jello, but mud wrestling will be good too.
There you go. I mean, I think that's the obvious solution.
All right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret, Alexa. Alexa, purchase some new frying pans. Yes,
all right, you're welcome for that. What's your dirty little secret?