This Dirty Little Secret TBakes Name Dropping A Little Toooo Far!

'Brittney Spear's Tik Tok' tells The Jubal Show a Dirty Little Secret,,, that has to do with his dad's old career and a famous Rapper!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubiles dirty little secret. There's a very weird thing on
the phone to tell us a dirty little secret right now.
It's a Jubile show. Yeah, a weird thing. One of
the weirdest things out there right now. Actually remember text
in four one six one. If you have a dirty
little secret, all you have to do is tell us
that and then you can say whatever you want on
the show. And we will never ask your name, so
anything you say is safe. Nobody will know who you are.

(00:22):
That's why we give everybody a fake anonymous nickname. And
on the phone right now is Britney Spears. TikTok. Oh, God,
weird control right. I told you it's a dark place
and a little love your Britney Spears. Sorry, sorry, sorry,
I know all you Britney people out they're going to
start getting again. I love Britney Spears, devoting you know,
free Britney. Yes, yes, but Brittney Spears TikTok. No matter

(00:45):
how weird it is on the phone right now to
tell us a dirty little secret. What's Britney Spears TikTok? Hi, guys,
happy to be a dark corner of the internet is
a very dark Do you need some makeup wipes. All right, Um,

(01:05):
so what's your dirty little secret. Well, uh so my
dad used to be a teacher down in South Florida,
and well he was a geography teacher and he used
to teach somebody a little famous who. Oddly enough, he
was the geography teacher from mister Worldwide himself. Pull. Yeah,

(01:28):
the geography teacher for pit Bull. Wow, that's amazing because
that's all Pitbull does is talk about geography the whole
time travel from here to China. Is your dad the
guy that taught him all his moves and taught him
all his rhymes? I mean, I wish that's what I

(01:48):
tell everybody. What I mean, I wish that's what I
tell everybody. It's a lie. Well, you know, he is
a geography teacher in South Florida. Pit bulls from the area.
So you're lying to people telling them that your dad
taught pit Bull in high school. Taught geography to Pitbull

(02:11):
in high school. Yeah, yeah, that is amazing. Does it
get a good reaction from people? Are like, oh my god? Wow?
Like if you meet someone at a bar you talk
about you walk up to someone you find attractive at
a bar and you're like, hey, a little bit about me. Oh,
no big deal. You ever heard of mister three h five?
Huh yeah, my dad taught geography to him. You want

(02:33):
to go back to my place or what? Yeah? Pretty much.
I mean it's a good starter, especially just my dad's
a teacher. Not as exciting as my dad taught pit
Bull about the world about I guess you're right. Well,
thank you for telling us your dirt a little secret.

(02:53):
I get annoyed enough at people who name drop. Oh
my god does and he like actually hasn't even met him,
hasn't met him? That's hilarius. Yeah, you're actually dropping a
name that doesn't even exist in your life ever. Is
a liar? I mean it's fun. It's fun to see
people's reactions. Some people are like really big fans of
Pitpole and really excited. Some people honestly don't seem to

(03:16):
care about either. Just get it. See how far you
can get it to go. Yeah. Yeah, and you'd be
surprised how many girls number this Pitpole story has gotten me.
Really so, mister worldwide is doing good for you? Does
your dad know? Uh, he knows that I've told this
story before. I don't think he knows how often I've
told it. Does he know who Pitbull is? I don't

(03:40):
think he does know probably not. So if you ever
meet a girl based off of this line that your
dad based off the fact that you tell people that
your dad taught pitpole geography in high school and you
actually like want her to meet your family, it's going
to be awkward when she's like, oh my god, I'm
only talking yours son because um, he told me that

(04:02):
you kind of starret of no pit Bull and he's like, no,
I have no idea who that is. Yeah, it's gonna
be bad for you. Yeah, oh yeah, I guess I
should get him in more on the joke. Then, yeah,
I guess what's your dirty little secret?