This is some dirty revenge!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hey, hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
What is it? Basically, I've been dating, living with my
boyfriend for three years and I've been suspicious that something's
going on. He's been like hanging around our neighbors a lot,
and it's just like really beautiful younger girl. Anyway, I uh,
I was right. He's definitely been like messing around with her.

(00:30):
And the reason I know is because, yeah, we live
in an apartment and they are next door in the
welter Stins and I definitely heard them together.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh yeah, So he came home, uh, and you know,
he was like sweaty, like it was ridiculous, like its flushed,
And I said, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Are you you know, are you over it? At Leasa's
and he was like nah, I went for a run
like I've been you know, like rediscovering exercise whatever. He's
like full online. So I have just little by little
because our lease is not up until like we have
a few more months left and I'm not moving on
right now. I don't feel like it, you know, and anyway,

(01:10):
I want him out, and so I've been just doing
little things just to get my revenge in a way
that he has no idea. So yesterday I used his
toothbrush and I cleaned the toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Always it's like it's like a beacon. It's like a
target for that. It really is nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
That, you know, It's just a little secrets, like I
make them smoothies all the time, and I've been putting
a little like instead of a scoop of protein powder,
I've been putting a scoop of mirror wax, which is
if you're familiar with that, yeah, type of laxative.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
If anything, very little secret has taught me to never
take any food from anyone else, no matter how else
they are, to you brush my teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, so far, he hasn't figured anything out. And so
far he seems to have like a like a gut
of steel, because he seems fine but watching and yeah,
little things like I'm doing the laundry like I always do,
but instead of you know, like being careful about the
you know, separating out the color or whatever, I've been

(02:17):
putting like red shirts in with his white. He literally
doesn't seem to notice anything yet, but you will.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
You gotta get that itchy powder stuff and stick it
in his boxers.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
What I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
There's some powder that makes me super itchy. So if
you go and get that powder and just stick it
all up in those boxes.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
He'll feel it.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
He'll feel that for sure, or hot sauce or something
so it'll burn. I'm surprised you're not in jail listening
to that through the wall.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I would have gone through the wall like, man, you
were telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Who that girl's dad is. He could be hot. That
would be an extra bonus.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh, I see, what's your dirty little secret,

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