Wore Stolen Earrings to Her Wedding

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles. Dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I do sweet it. Hold On, I'm walking away. Hold on,
I worked with my husband's friend, so he can't hear it. Oh, okay,
what is it? Okay? So my husband dated this girl
when we were in high school, and I convinced her
that she did not need to date him because I
wanted to date him.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
So she had these.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Diamond earrings that he had bought her for Valentine's Day
and she had thrown them away. I wore them in
our wedding.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
What she threw away?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Diamond?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yes, So we were in high school, so she I
was in her room. She threw him in the trash
can and I was like, oh, you don't want those?
She goes, Nope, not anymore. So I took him home
and I actually warmed the day of our wedding.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Did he know?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Did he recognize them?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
He did not, because but from that time to the
time we got married with almost ten years. Oh wow,
and he thought they were fake diamonds. I told him
they were fake ear the seven hundred dollars earring, so
he saved months to get her.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Wow, Well, good for you on the come up I
still can't get past this girl throughout Diamonds.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
We were sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
But yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. Okay, thanks, I have a good day.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
By hello.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh yes, I do.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yay, let's hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Whenever I'm at friends' houses partying, we have a little drink,
I get tipsy, and I go on my friend's phones
to look at my ax's profiles.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I do that sober.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Wait really, yeah, but do your friends know that you're
using their phones to do that?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh no, I make sure that they are out of
the room or that nobody can see what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh so they don't even know. Yeah, if you ever
want to comments on your excess stuff, but as your friend.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
That's the secret.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I never go that far. But I just want to
check up on them. After we broke up. I usually
block them because I just don't need them in my
life anymore. I don't want to get reminded of them.
But until you keeping in, me just wants to know
how they're doing, if they're doing well without me, if
their life sucks without me. I just gotta know. So

(02:36):
I use my friend's bones for that.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Let's be honest. You just want them to look worse,
you know. That's always like, yeah, it makes you feel
a little bit better.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Thank you. It feels good to get that off my shirt,
all right. See you, what's your dirty little secret.

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