A DILF, MILF, and SILF walk into bar for this Dirty Little Secret!

A "DILF" calls into The Jubal Show and tells them how he is able to get some peace of mind and a break from his family in this Dirty Little Secret!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils dirty little Secret. I don't know what's going on
right now on the phone. Yeah, but it's time for
your dirty little secret. Text in four one O six
one if you have a dirty little secret, and remember
we'll always keep you anonymous because we give everybody a
fake anonymous nickname. We don't even ask what your name is.
I just picked up the phone though, for today's dirty
little secret, and it sounds like we're listening to a
dirty little secret happened in action right now. Somebody's screaming

(00:24):
or something. I don't know. Are you okay on the phone.
I'm not even gonna give you a name. I'm just
gonna ask who you are you? Are you okay? Yeah? Yeah,
I'm okay, man, I'm I'm fine right now, a little
a little, a little over over, but I'm okay, okay.
So you are you a dad? Yeah? I'm a dad
with my two year old. Now are you huh wow?

(00:46):
That's very forward? I mean is it? Are you adult? Yeah?
I mean why would you say no to that? I mean, yeah,
of course someone. Are you a mill Yeah? Well step dad,

(01:07):
that's a stealth Yeah, yeah, I'm a stealth English Evans.
What guilf he lost his virginity not that long ago,
and he's with the same girl, and so you're, yeah,
I don't know what you are, but anyway, all right, Yeah,
you want to tell us a dirty little secret. You
called up for that, and it sounds like you're having

(01:29):
trouble getting your two year old not to be restless,
but that's fine. Um, what's your dirty little secret on
the phone? Delf? No, well, it's it's kind of short.
But you know, I have my family. You know, they're
a little overbearing, over the top, you know, always in
my business, and you know, sometimes got to get away
from Yeah. No, they're always in my business. I mean
to the point where it's just nerve wrecking and I

(01:50):
actually got to get away with. What they don't know
is that I got another house near Vegas that I
that I used to get away from them. What sweet, Yeah,
well it happens in Vegas season. Yeah, so your family
doesn't know that you had, Like, you have another house.
You tell me you're going out of town, You're going
out of town for work for a couple of days.
Did you just go to your other house that's close
to Vegas and just kick it for a while. No,

(02:11):
I just not even kick it. I just sleep. I
just read. And so like nobody in your family knows this,
nobody nobody another house a secret? Yeah? Also, yeah, you
know that's my business. And now I'm done on my account.
You know, it's like you don't. I don't know anything

(02:32):
about that much. You know. But are you married? Yes? WHOA?
So your your wife doesn't even know? That's like having
another family, you know, you see those on the Lifetime
movie channel all the time. Another house. Yeah, she doesn't know,
she doesn't know, but you know what that's because, but
it is. I inherited it that house with my mother,

(02:53):
So all I'm doing is playing property taxes on it.
So it's not even anything that they would you know,
it's bad than I had. So you inherited the house.
But I mean, would your I would have met Alex
and I am married, by the way, he didn't know that,
And so I can ask her questions like this, Alex, right,
if I had another house that you didn't know about
as my wife, would that be cool? Or would you

(03:13):
be upset? I mean, I wouldn't know how I wouldn't
know that you didn't have another house, like because taxes
and things like that, but um, yeah, that's not cool.
I would want to know if we had a house
in Vegas near Vegas exactly, well, go Vegas. Yeah. Well,
the way I handled is that, UH chouldn't handle I
do all the taxes, shouldn't handle any of the business
in the biom. Oh okay, well I would make it easier. So,

(03:36):
in other words, I should be skeptical that Alex is
hiding a house for me all that stuff. Well, thank
you for your dirty little secret. What's your dirty little secret?