Dr. Pimplepopper stole a lizard!

Dr. Pimplepopper is on the phone with a #DirtyLittleSecret that has been haunting her ever since she was a kid!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jubils dirty little secret could have used the person that's
on the phone to tell us a dirty Little Secrets
help a few days ago with something very big? Why
is that that? I was working on? What's that? Because remember,
if you want to tell us a dirty little secret,
I have to do is text in four one oh
six one and we'll let you say whatever it is.
On the show, you can tell us anything, literally anything,
because nobody knows who you are. We give everybody a fake,

(00:21):
anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now is doctor
pimple Popper. Oh you know that lady. Yeah, she's amazing.
I could have used their help. The other day. I
had a one I just could not get. Yeah, it's
on my lip there like a volcano. Couldn't get it.
But anyway, doctor pimple Popper, Hello, how are you? Hi?
How are you? I'm doing well good. Have you ever

(00:41):
seen the actual Doctor pimple Popper? Yes? I have, Yeah,
it really is. You know what I don't get about
some of the pimples they pulp is like how they
can leave a pimple for so long. Sometimes it's like
ice cream coming out. It's like a river. I don't
know how we got off on this disgusting Oh it's
as I gave you the name doctor pemble Popper. Note

(01:02):
to self, don't do that again. That's why I said,
you're done. So you have a dirty little secret to
tell us. Yeah, yeah, it's it's kind of really embarrassing. Um.
I okay, I never stole anything in my life, you know,
because I think that's just like wrong. Stept one time. Okay,

(01:26):
so you have stolen in your life, just one time.
And it was like a tiny little thing, but oh
my gosh, I mean it was a long time ago,
and I don't think there were like cameras and stuff
around because now I'm thirty six. And I was like
and we were traveling and we stopped in like a

(01:48):
rest area and I wanted to go in to go
to the bathroom, and I saw this little like lizard.
It was so cute. It was like like those little
get gos and and so I kind of had it
took it with me kind of Okay, I stole a lizard,

(02:10):
I yeah, yeah, yeah. And what did you do with
the lizard? Yeah? Well that was the beginning probably, that
wasn't you know? That was that was the beginning. That
was at the start of your life a crime for animals? Well,
it's then, and you know then the lying, you know,
like my brother always wanted to like tell all the time,

(02:30):
and I had to like promise him five dollars that
I had saved up till we got home to give
it to long. What did you do to the lizard
would be if you did something bad, a lizard of crime.
I don't know if what you did, but I haven't
led yourself and any real lizards. I've done anything any
real lizards. I mean, actually, should I get rid of
the thing that I found it? Recently? It was like,

(02:53):
what is it? Hold on, hold on, hold on a second.
You didn't still a real lizard? No, oh my god.
This whole time I thought you were talking. You stole
a real lizard? What the Oh my gosh, that would
have been a life. No, No, it was a It
was a you know, plastic one, but in a store.

(03:14):
I mean, okay, okay, this is very innocent. Just so
you know, I got in trouble for shoplifting ones. You did. Well,
I didn't have anything in my hands. My friend that
I was with stole something for me. Oh yeah, this
story is funny. Yeah, do you have to tell that
right now. Yeah, that's my dirty little secret. Okay, that's
an actual my dirty little it's an actual dirty dirty

(03:35):
I think you've told it on the store, on the
show before, probably, but do we have to get into
it now? Okay. The security person came out and I
didn't know they were coming, and they went to handcuff
me and I didn't even steal anything. There wasn't even
anything on me. And I got scared and I farted
on an accident, like I didn't know that they were
coming up. Like I got so scared of that, like
because like it's scared me, Like somebody came up and
grabbed me. I'm like, what the and then like scared
the part out of me. That's the only time I've

(03:56):
ever oh my god, that's the only time I can
ever think of like being so scared that a fart
came out. It scared yes, And it's like I was
so embarrassed, so embarrassed because yeah, like they came up.
My friend definitely stole like a bunch of stuff and
then they're coming and it scared me, and then they

(04:17):
heard it and then it stunk, and then they're like,
let's go walk over here. Well, thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret. I think you know you
can forgive yourself. Also got us. We were able to
hear Alex's story about having a fart scared out of
her again and I always love that. Yeah, a little
bit better. What's your dirty little secret? Text? Hbles A
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