Oh DEER this Dirty Little Secret is WEIRD!

'Panda Express's Orange Chicken' tells The Jubal Show about an obsession she had as a kid... she would defiantly make a good method actor!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils dirty little secret. I don't think there's a person
on the planet that doesn't like who's on the phone
to tell us a dirty little secret right now? Well,
I'm excited. Then it's not the rock. Nope, it's not
the text in four one six one. If you have
a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. We
always keep everybody anonymous. Nobody will know who you are.
You're free to say whatever. We don't even ask what

(00:21):
your name is. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname.
And on the phone right now to tell us a
dirty little secret is Panda Express Orange Chicken delicious? Right, Hello,
I told you I don't know one person who's ever
said that they don't like that. Hello, orange Chicken. Hello,
I'm delicious as always. That's you got a pretty good nickname.

(00:43):
You know. We always have to try to make up things,
and it's usually off the top of the head, and
sometimes people don't get the best nickname. But orange Chicken
is a really good one. You know. The great thing
about Panda Expresses too, they don't get enough like praise
for their pultion size. It's so big, it is, it's amazing.
It's like nine dollars for a three on tray plate. Yeah,
it's three on. I can feed me and my two kids. Yeah,
this dirty little secret brought to you by and that

(01:05):
was definitely not an AD, but it sounded like when
and also all corrected is delicious. So you have I
just kicked something under my thing, So you have a
dirty little secret to tell us? All right, what do
you want to tell us? Okay, so I've actually been
obsessed with a deer. I don't know what's going on
over You're gonna have to start over in just a second,

(01:29):
because yeah, you've heard a bunch of banging. I don't
I just kicked something under the um control board here
and then it fell and then I kicked it back
again and then something else slam. So I don't know.
We might go off the air. Soond Okay, you said
something about deers. Yes, I've been obsessed with a deer,

(01:51):
like the animal like Babby. I've been obsessed with deers
since I was a little kid. And yeah, like I
would you know some kids would I honestly played dog
or whatever. I would play dear on all fours. And
I mean I've watched Babby. I don't know more than
after time. I was gonna say, baby's got to be
your thing then, like your bible. And actually I must

(02:16):
confessed that when I was a kid, I would go
over to my neighbor's yard and eat the pansies over yards.
Yeah what is that? Yeah? What does that mean? So? Yeah,
it takes to like dear eat panties. So they're like
the flower. So you were eating your neighbor's flowers? Oh

(02:36):
my god? Yeah, and tell I would. Yeah, it was
kind of like the purgeon. But I was like playing
the part, you know, I would say that like seven
years old. Oh okay, when did it stop? I don't.
It still hasn't. You're still going over there and eating
the pansies. Santasy, I mean, honestly think Okay, okay, okay,

(03:02):
for four years of eating flowers, probably not great for
the digestive system. Yeah, it's pretty awkward if you get caught,
like after you've entered puberty eating flowers from your neighbors. Long,
that's a little too old, I think, Yeah, but I
loved them. I have like a collection of time. I
have like a little shrine of like all bammiris and okay, yeah,

(03:25):
so your dirty little secret isn't necessarily that you love
dear because you everybody that knows you probably knows how
much you love dear. Yeah okay, but the secret is
that you used to eat your neighbors flowers and pretend
you were a dear. I can kind of relate. I
was obsessed with well wolves when I was younger, and
I actually like prayed to the devil to make me
one for quite a while. Oh wow, that was a

(03:46):
bad time in my past. Did it work? No? Still
still here, still just a human. Oh well, you know,
welcome to the club together. Yeah, sure you could be.
Well it was, but be a deer? How many times
have you been a deer for Halloween? Almost every single Halloween?
That's the same costume. Well, thank you for telling us

(04:09):
your dirty little secret. And I mean, why not, you know,
recapture some of your older days of your youth. Next
time you see some pansies, just jump out of the
car or wherever you're at and just be a deer
for a little while and eat those pansies. I sure, Well,
all right, what's your dirty little secret?