This Dirty Little Secret glimpse into the future!

DiCaprio's Yacht probably has a LOT of Dirty Little Secrets they are Not Safe To Air! Except for this one!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils dirty little secret. Person on the phone to tell
us a dirty little secret, or the thing on the
phone to tell us a dirty little secret has a
very busy schedule, so I don't even know how they
manage to find time to pick up the phone to
call us and tell us a dirty little secret. Remember
text in four one of six one. If you have
a dirty little secret, you can say whatever you want
on the show. We keep everybody anonymous, so you are
free to truly say whatever you want. And that's why

(00:23):
everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the phone
to tell us a dirty little secret right now, Leonardo
DiCaprio's yacht, whoa very busy what's up Leonardo DiCaprio's yacht?
Hopefully you've been cleaned in the last couple of days.
I feel like very dirty. I don't want to take
a blank, no, no, no barnacles and nothing else. Yeah,

(00:46):
all right, well, I guarantee Leonardo DiCaprio's yacht has a
lot of dirty little secrets. But oh, I'm sure you
specifically have one you want to tell us today. I
do um. I listen to you all um all the time.
I I love your show and I wanted. I wanted
to let you all know I am a psychic, and
for about two weeks I have been having this recurring

(01:09):
premonition that something bad is going to happen to one
of you. What and yeah, I just had to call in. Oh,
you gotta be kidding me? Which one of us? See?
It's unclear, It's really unclear. But every time I listen
to your show, I just the premonition hits, and I
just I can envision something is going to happen. I

(01:31):
think it's going to happen to one of y'all tomorrow.
And I just had I had to call in. I'm
calling in sneak it, but I just wanted to warn
you all. I hope that you all are just like
staying safe, watch out. I don't really know. I don't
know you very well. I just know you from two

(01:53):
seconds ago when we picked up the phone. So you
tell so you could tell us a dirty little secret.
How scared should we be? On a scale of one
to ten, Like when it comes to you actually predicting
things that happen, what's your batting average? I am, I'm
a very a very good psychic. I really trust my
abilities and I'm I would say I have had worse

(02:16):
visions about like horrible things happening, So I would say
it's probably going to be like a five level of
danger for one of you. Five. So where does that
rank on a scale of like crash my car to
spill my milk? Like what's kind of in that range?
I feel like it's going to be there might be

(02:36):
a broken bone or there might be some some heartbreak there.
I see like a vision of like breaking and napping.
So either a bone breaking or you're heartbreaking. Oh no, okay,
those don't sound very good, and you can't judge who
it is. I can't know. It's just anytime I listen

(02:59):
to the show, I just I see the vision of
the snapping and the breaking and the cracking, and also
I see a lot of crying the mornings. That sounds
like hearty more than anything. Going to be a hard week?
I guess, Could it be? Could it just be that
we've been eating a lot of pistachios in studio lately

(03:20):
and that's the cracking and the breaking, and then when
backupstachios runs out, everybody knows people cry when that happens.
Could that be it? Okay, I really I don't think
it's the fistachios, but I mean it could be. It
could be. It could be a fistachio thing. All right,
all right, when you go on with your psychic self, yeah,
and follow up with us, call us back the day

(03:40):
after tomorrow, it's going to be what's the last thing
that tomorrow? What's the last thing that you got? Right? Um? Actually,
I've I've predicted seven of my closest friends pregnancies, so
I I yeah, I know before they do seven of them. Now, yes, okay, okay,
I am definitely not coming into work tomorrow. When I
asked about your batting average, that's what I meant, like,

(04:02):
how often are you right? Seven friends? You've Yeah, over
the course of over years, I've had seven of my
friends who I have predicted their pregnancies before they've known,
and they found out through me. Wow, Well we're screwed.
Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. We appreciate you. Cooling,
keep safe, keep safe by I'm sending you all goodbye.

(04:24):
Thank you. All right, what's your dirty little secret