This Dirty Little Secret is going to make a lot of people MAD!

Dandruff calls into The Jubal Show and tells them a Dirty Little Secret that she does at her work that really affects a LOT of people!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils dirty little Secret. We've got Dan Druff Wiley, We've
got Dan Druff. Speak for yourself. It's time for dirty
little secret text in four of six. When do you
have a dirty little secret to tell us? You can
tell us anything. We keep everybody anonymous, so nobody knows
who you are. That's why you can literally say whatever
you want. And that's why everybody who wants to tell
us a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname.
And on the phone right now is Dan Druff Gross. Yeah,

(00:25):
so Dan Druff. Hi, Hi, you sound a lot peppier
than I figured, Dan d So you have a dirty
little secret? I do, all right, what is it? What's
your dirty little secret, Dan Dreff. I know you've got
a lot of dirty secrets. So this is my first

(00:46):
time confessing this to anyone. Um, so I'm actually quite
excited about it. Um. I work for a local newspaper
and I'm in charge of the astrology section, So I'm
the person that you go to for all your fun
what's gonna happen and in your day and week, and
um I'm responsible for putting forth that information to you.
And my dirty little secret is that it's all fake.

(01:10):
I make it up. Well, not only is it fake,
but I literally am responsible. I get my inspiration from
Instagram influencers. I have been guilty of reading a bumper
sticker that had something really cool on the saying goodness
inspired me. Yeah, you just make up. So you just
make up horoscopes? Absolutely? Oh my god. You know that

(01:34):
people like live their lives by those things you write?
Probably sure do. Yeah. Yeah, I'm responsible for what they
do in their day should they choose to follow my
How many people are reading your column? Well, I mean
it's a small paper, but I will tell you part
of my dirty secret is that we are the most

(01:54):
read my section, We are the most read in the paper.
So give me. I'm sort of Yeah. So, if let's
say there's a friend of yours that you don't like
very much and they're a Virgo and you're mad at
them for some reason, you just come up with some
kind of Virgo horoscope for the day, just a mess
with them. Yeah. I'm not trying not to make it personal,

(02:17):
but sure it's like super personal. Yeah. It's like you
will borrow you boring, it's don't leave the house today. Yeah,
you will borrow your friend's sweater and not returning. My
friend will be very angry at you, and you should
call them and reach out and talk to them about it.
I mean, I'm talking to you, Deborah. I mean I
haven't gone that far with it, but yeah, I'm sure
that some of it hints maybe someone I was dating

(02:40):
one so it was a capricorn. I certainly let that
slip into some of the decision making their Yeah, so
that's my dirty little secret. I actually think that's pretty
messed up. I mean, I'm really into astrology and I
depend on that information and it actually is specific to
when you're born and like all of that, right, so

(03:01):
every single person has specific things that are built inside
of them. It is their DNA. And then she's just
making up this false information. It's like actually weird to me.
And the fact that a lot of people check their
horoscope daily and then plan their whole day around it,
or their whole week or whatever around it, and she's
just making it up when it comes from a reliable source, though,

(03:21):
Like how do they get that information to put into
a horoscope? Because they from way back when, from history
and from science and all of that, they've learned about
all of that, right, so people will learn that too,
and they'll pass on information, so they'll rewrite things that
that that's what we've found out from science. Okay, so
it's more of like a historical document that you have

(03:42):
to like address. I mean, really, it's where the stars
and your son, like where the sun is when you're born.
That's obviously. I mean have you ever read your horoscope? Yeah?
And is it ever like right on for your personality? Yeah?
Freakishly Actually, yeah, that's what I used to think. This
is all bs I did too. But then you start

(04:03):
looking into you're like, wow, that pretty much describes me
to a t. How is how does that work? Right?
And the deeper you go, the crazier it gets. So
the fact that she's just making it up, yeah, is
not cool. I think that's it is pretty messed up. Also,
it ruins people's Instagram posts when they're posting quotes about
their horsecope for the day, it could be wrong. Text

(04:24):
in four one oh six one. Do you think that's
actually really messed up that that woman makes up people's horscope?
What's your dirty little secret? The text shuble to four
one six one. The New