This Dirty Little Secret might give you some Inspiration!

A guy calls in The Jubal Show and tells them a revenge secret he did to his ex! Some might get the idea to do this as well!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubiles dirty little Secret sign for your dirty little secret. Remember,
if you have a dirty little secret, you can tell
us on the show. I have to do is text
in four one to six one and you can tell
us anything, anything you want. You can say whatever you want.
How many times I'm gonna say that a lot more probably,
But you can say whatever you want because we keep
you anonymous. Nobody knows who your name is. We don't
even ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets
a fake anonymous nickname. And I don't have an idea

(00:22):
of a name. So English, Evan, do you have a
fake name? Yeah? Oh you go one A no, no,
because he's putting on a spot. Oh okay, here we go.
It is microphone. That was terrible, nothing either way. My
microphone is on the phone. Hello, microphonephone. Yeah. You know.

(00:45):
So I've been doing this. We've been doing these for
a while, the dirty little secrets, and I started keeping
people's names anonymous with fake, weird nicknames. And I've been
running out lately because my creativity is an all time low,
and so I'm having Alex and English even try to
do it. Alex's couple with some good ones. English seven
first time I called on you to do it, and
we said it was a microphone. Microphone. I bet you're
glad I did it. I am, I'm glad I made

(01:07):
that decision. Alex, do you have one? I do? Actually,
anything would be about in what is it the dog
underneath its owner's downward dog? What dog underneath its owner's
downward Its owner's doing a downward dog? It's the owner
person doing yoga with their dog. It's their dog. I'm sorry,
right that is not as good as well, at least
it's got levels to it looking up at his own

(01:29):
down on a story. That's not a nickname on the phone.
Right now, we have the dog of an owner doing
yoga in the downward dog position with his dog. Hello dog?
Hell yeah yeah? Can we just say dog? Sure, let's
just get started with a secret. What's your where's your
dirty little secret? I'll take downward? M Well. So I

(01:54):
was in a relationship for about a year and uh
with a with a guy, and I thought it was
going pretty well. And then he has this collection of
hoodies that he loves. It's like every day it's a
different hoodie. It's like, you know, almost like Smurfet's closet
and we would he had he would sit over here

(02:15):
all the time, left a bunch of his hoodies over here,
and you know it was not it was ugly and
he left his hoodies were ugly. Just disaster. Yeah, the
breakup was ugly. Oh okay, And that was a few
weeks ago, and he had the nerve to call me
and ask me if I can send him his hoodies? No,

(02:39):
he wow, Well, I mean I would want my hooks
back to No. No, if the relationship ends, you don't
get your hoodies back, because what do you do. You
don't give your You don't get the hoodies back. Of course,
that's your clothes. What else would you ask for back?
You can't ask for like, oh, say I gave you
something for your birthday and I'd be like, oh, give
me that back? Did he say? Because it was not
his hoodies, it was his It was just his boyfriendsodies. Yeah,

(02:59):
I was your boyfriend's hoodies, right, they were there, they're
my boyfriend's. Yeah, so they're boy his boyfriend's property that
he left there called from back. It still sucks that
he called us for him back, but I could see
I would want my hoodies back even it's fallow because
you would want your ex to still have your hoodies.
I think I would. Yeah, So, I mean that just
really ticked me off, and I did something that it

(03:23):
felt good at the time. I don't know that I'm
necessarily proud of it, or that I be hooked up
with another dude wearing his hoodie. You wouldn't have the
hoodie on. That's not a bad idea, it's not a
bad idea. But he couldn't leave the hoodie on. You
don't still have your shirt on or before or yeah, before.
The problem is it's impossible to wear them now because yeah, no,

(03:47):
but I took all of them and I cut them
all up and did little pieces. Oh that must have
taken a long time. It took a few hours. Yeah,
a few hours. Yeah, I mean that's savage. He's got
a bunch. No, but I was thinking a good way

(04:09):
to tell him. I'm actually looking at it right now
is I put them in a box and I have
his address written on it, and I'm considering nailing it
to him. Oh, you definitely should. You should, really, you
know what, I think I will. All right, Well, thanks
for telling us you a little, dirty, little secret. Whatever

(04:29):
your name was dog microphone dog. Thanks guy. What's your
dirty little secret.