This Dirty Little Secret takes being inspired by the greats to a new level!

A woman calls into The Jubal Show and tells them she might have taken inspiration from one of her Idols a little TOOO far!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for your dirty little secret text in four one
O six one. If you have a dirty little secret,
you can tell us anything on the show. And I
mean anything, because nobody will even know who you are.
We don't even ask what your name is. That's why
everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And I've run out
of ideas for fake anonymous nicknames every day, So I'm
just throwing it out to people on the show to
see if they're ready to go with one. English even,
Do you have a nickname? Who was on the phone? Um,
how about we do Abby? Let's do Abby? Abby is

(00:23):
my dead cat that I used to have. Okay, what
English Even's dead cat Abbey is on the phone? Hello,
I'm missing dead Well she's calling back. You're reconnecting. What's
up Abby? Hi? How's it going guy? Well? Not great
for English right now because his dead cat Abbey is
on the phone, but back from the dead. Yeah all right,

(00:48):
So you have a dirty little secret Abby the dead cat? Um.
So I have always wanted to write children's folks. That's
my biggest passion, and one of my idols is doctor SEUs.
I've always looked up to him, and so much so
that I'm actually kind of modeling my career after Hey,

(01:09):
oh like rhyming, rhyming, rhyme time not necessarily rhyming. Um,
I write and draw erotic fan fiction. UM has a
way to fund my children's books. So you're actually you're
actually doing it like Doctor SEUs did. So you want

(01:31):
to be Doctor SEUs so bad that you're actually following
his career. I don't know. I mean, I know this
just because for some reason I looked into it a
long time ago. But I don't know if a lot
of people know doctor SEUs started off like basically drawing
adult cartoons. Yeah, I don't think anybody knows that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
a lot of people don't know that. So that is
what I'm doing. Why are you trying to do it

(01:52):
that way? Though? And why not just, you know, start
writing kids books right away instead of is? You know?
It really has helped fund me and get the funds
that I need and I kind of have a little
fan base doing this now, And honestly it worked for
doctors Boost, so I'm kind of just following in his

(02:12):
footsteps and doing whatever I can in order to fulfill
this passion I've always thought, And do you guys agree
with me that writing children's books is a cop out
because clearly they're not good enough to write a real book.
I cannot I could write a child's book. I mean
I feel like could you? I mean, anybody can write
a child's book. Yeah, but do you think it would
be like a successful good one? We should write a

(02:33):
children's book I've thought about I've always wanted to write
kids would be actually the jubil on the fence, sort
of like Humpy Dumpy. I've thought about writing kids books
a lot. I was like, oh, man, that'd be cool
because I'm pretty imaginative. A couple of stories would be
fun to I like to write. Anyway, I mean, is
it hard to write kid's books on the phone? Since
you're doing it, I will agree that you know, if

(02:56):
you have an idea, run with it, but not every
saying it is gonna stick so you need to do
is probably one of the first things that you've written.
That's the second book you wrote. Anyway, Well, thank you
for telling us your dirt a little secret, for letting

(03:19):
me get it out there. Ye all right, so English, Evan,
If it's so easy to write a kid's book, write
one right now, right short kid's story right now, like
right now, write the second? What would it be? Okay,
the second? Here we go. Once upon a time in
Britain there lived a child called Evan. He was seven,
who he hoped one day he'd go to heaven. He

(03:42):
fell on the floor after running into a door. Now
he is dead and he is no. All right, Alex,
can you write a kid's book? Um? I can? Quick? Yeah, quick,
kids book? All right. It's gonna bedtime with you bowl? Okay. No,
I don't want to know about the mirror. By the way.

(04:04):
I like toys me to sleep. Sometimes I'm done. Don't
tell me that one and it wants this a very
happy boy named you both. It's a quick read, all right.
Text in four one of six one you have a
dirty little secret.