Vitamin D is keeping a HUGE Dirty Little Secret from his wife... but its not what you think

Vitamin D is keeping a pretty big Dirty Little Secret from his wife! It's not a secret you would think of!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils Dirty little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret.
Remember text in four one O six one. If you
have a dirty little secret, you can tell us whatever
you want. Because we always keep you anonymous, nobody will
know who you are, so feel free to tell us
any kind of big, small, medium size, like half size
dirty secret. Yeah, whatever size it is doesn't matter. Everybody
stays anonymous. And I don't have an anonymous nick name

(00:21):
in my head right now, I'm gonna throw it to English. Evan.
Do you have a name? Vitamin D, Vitamin E, vitamin
or Vitamin D? All right, Vitamin D? What's up? How
are you? Hey? How's it going? Yeah? Vitamin D. Vitamin
is weird. So you have a dirty little secret Vitamin yeah,

(00:43):
I do. So. Basically, I told my wife that she
took my virginity because I took hers. It's a good exchange,
it was. I made it seem like an even exchange,
but it would not. Wait. Wait, you lied and said
you were a virgin. Yeah, yikes, I lied too early

(01:08):
in and then it just kind of stayed there, and
it's it's just where we're at. Oh wow, so your
wife thinks that you two have only ever been with
each other. Then, yeah, that's a huge dirty secret. Yeah
it is. Why did you make that lie up? I
think it was important to her and like she's a
little more wholesome than me, and I didn't want to

(01:28):
seem like, I don't know, funny how many girls had
had you been with before her? Uh? Probably like in
this so you you had more than a few, more
than like one before you. I mean like a lot
of them were just like you know, girls in college
and like, you know whatever, a little you know. But

(01:49):
still though, still though it doesn't matter, sane And even
if it's number, even if the number was one before her,
you still she thinks that she took your virginity and
you took hers. But actually twenty times over, Yeah you
had already taken the vehicle for a test drive. Yeah yeah,
I can't she tell that you're not a virgin, That's

(02:09):
what I'm saying. If you had it that much like
to start off normally, I guess you're right. She just
thinks you're a pro right away, like you're the Lebron
James of it. That's so much experience, right, yeah, because
well because the first time is terrible usually, right, because
you don't know what you're doing. Everybody's kind of nervous. Well,
but you were, she wasn't. Yeah, and I'd waited like

(02:30):
twenty six years exactly pumped. Yeah, it was two weeks ago.
You seven losses of virginity. So um. But if the
first time, he's usually kind of awkward and weird and
you're nervous. You don't really know what's going to happen.
But you just like, like I said, Lebron James, you're
just out there putting chalk on your hands, like, all right,
let's do this. I exactly how this goes. Pretending. But

(02:50):
oh my god, do you think you'll ever tell your wife,
you know, maybe in the future that you weren't a virgin.
I just don't see the better thing in that, really,
I mean, do you do you carry any guilt with you?
I mean, I'm talking about on the radio, but you're anonymous.
I get a little guilt, not that much satisfied. Yeah,

(03:13):
you're a pro. Well, thanks for telling us your dirty
little secret. Thanks guys. Yeah all right, Alex, Yes, Alex
free if you're you and I are married, if you
didn't know that it is true, If you know that
Alex and I are married, I know that some people
that I have to say that, but I have to
say in because we have a a new listeners who are like,
why are these people talking about sleeping together? Whatever? If
I told you that I was a virgin when we

(03:33):
met and then you found out that you didn't take
my virginity, would that upset you? Would you be upset
at this guy if you were his wife? Yes? Yes,
would you? M Yeah? Probably? I mean that's really crazy
to lie about. You know, a lot of people lie
about the number that they've been with, especially women. Yeah.

(03:53):
What I've learned, what I've learned from female friends and
people like that and women that I've known is usually
they try not to go off a one hand and
five there's five. Five was like the standard number. But
what you can do for girls is you can timee
it by two and then for guys divide by four exactly.
Because guys are like, I've been with five, and you're like, no,
you've been with two. Yes, you want to pump up

(04:15):
your numbers, and then women are like, I've been with five,
and it's like you've been with twenty five? Text in
four one h six one. Did you tell the same
kind of lie? Curious now, what's your dirty little secret.