Episode Transcript
Flopping my baseman. He see it's hey sane is he
see the big ben is sec shows Loserville and hold
them of the acc frauds whose boss runs you lost
by twenty one. He was like old times with Kenny
Payne was the coach I gave lost maun Tenner seas
(00:21):
lover not Losierville all night and my paint cause their
new midgic coats don't know nothing by playing in the lane.
Then I see swadded Loserville shots like they was flies
at a pick a neck for Warry, and all the
stupid pony had sampans mouth breathers, spashing grab burder in
that tattoo, a letter at dead beat dead socialist welfare merchants,
(00:42):
skates fats and making baby shun of what lockuless fell
fans is finally learning that their fraud Loserville cardinals ain't
worth deadless squads. They lost two games. Larry, did you
try to comb your nerves by watching your green gay
butt packer's last game? Oh wait, another loss, ye mad
(01:03):
soul said, I love it. Everywhere you turn, it's another loss,
you loust. Mall's got two losses and they both come
from sac Thames and don't see nothing about Kentucky losing
to them steak It Cardinal birds, because that was before
Pope woke up. Now we beat Injianny real good. So
the Big ten sucks toe Big Blue his back. So
(01:27):
now we're gonna find out if Mark Pope is a
true blue Kentucky wildcat or a daggum scumbag trader turncoat
who lays down for slick Wreck. If Pope lets that
steak in a Grasshew Miller fi our precious cats, we
is done with him. Come on, Pope, This here is
where the road meets the rubber. This here is cut
(01:48):
fish or bait tie. Here is dire due time. You
are the beat slick Rick, the cheater, or you can
pack your bags and go on one of them five
year of Mormon missions, the scrub leppers. We're talking nice
about a guy who stamped Big Blue Nation in the
heart by coaching our arch andamus, the Loserville Cardinals. I
(02:09):
hated when slick Rick cast his magic spell on our
Big Blue Nation and some of our dumb fans started
talking nice about him like they don't for good. He's
a traitor. Even worse, he's a Catholic. The fish with
staf you worship and making baby just go dancing Bingo
gamblers a fraud Christians? They might as well worship a
wacher board because they ain't legit. Ah, Is you offended,
(02:34):
mister Catholic? I heard you cry like a little girl
on the Matt Jones broadcast talking about being Catholic? Well,
who cares? Y'all's fake religion left you commit crimes and
adultery and then just wash it all away in confession?
Is you still in love with slick Rick? Hear you
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and your gay boyfriend slick Rick God a vacation, loved
this up on Broke Back Mountain? Is you gonna spray peace?
Slick Rick bold spot before he goes on TV against
the cat He loves being all pretty with his fake
hair color and I lifts Fatino has had more plastic
surgery than Dolly Parsons. Do you keep his old chins
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in a jar on your man? Yes? I Now we
can't let our basketball gods from the University of Kentucky
losting on false idols from Catholic Saint John's who what's
their full name? Saint John Johnny, Saint John Willsmoth, Saint
John Wayne Casey, Your basketball is the one true religion. Ah.
(03:45):
That's will Bloo gets saying Blue gets saying fayt save
Saint say Saints say. There is a lot of extra
pressure on her, Professor Ross, Pope's gonna win the game,
and then the Kentucky fans are gonna say tomorrow, Pope,
(04:06):
I don't know how to quit. You. A lot of
directions on that phone. Mm hmm
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