"CHRISTMAS IS BACK ON" now that Calipari beat "Loserville" - The Beasman is holly jolly

The Beasman was thrilled to see the Louisville Cardinals finally lose a basketball game, and to John Calipari of all people. Kentucky Wildcat fans have been in the dumper since being thumped by Louisville last month but now all is good since Coach Cal was able to crush "them Dirty Birds!.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
She was still I playing up until a few years ago. Anyway,
resting fees to Steve Cropper aged eighty four, passing away and.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Life in basketball while pres I can't rave.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
That's a different type of music right there, Hey thes.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
As it seemed to be a loser, You loser. Louiseville's
perfect season just took a big punch in the face
from my kuy named my caliparray. I see what's a
little brother? Always a little brother? We finally see the
Loserviille Cardinals exposed and sapony nobody's that they really is

(00:47):
really see bye bye to the adopt ten, see bye
bye to all them goodouncers are talking nonsense about loser
Belle's chances to win a national championship. Now every team
knows they just need to guard your players real close,
and then they'll shoe like Stevie Wonder. It's over. Pardonal Frogs.

(01:10):
You got lucky against Kentucky, But old coach Cow doesn't
show the world that midget Pat Kelsey ain't ready for
the big time. We do go we secay and see
see see the big time here CeCe love showing little
brother acc frauds like you snaggle too, sting bres, saging

(01:30):
pants and graffiti painting cars. I can drug dealings, fashion,
grab road, take over bank, robbin murder and go to
the litter and making babies out of wedlock. Dead beat
that welfare stamp, chop shop, myth deal in teenage gang banging.
You lost hell fans that y'all don't blog on the
big stage. We almost you just look be embarrassing, and
so now everybody is gonna drop you like we're done
with stoops. Now the big time Kentucky Wildcats is finally

(01:55):
ready to go get it going against the Conzager tree
huggers down Inville. Yeah, the Kentucky Wild Kids being a
suffer and a lot of injured players, but Mark Poope
says he's got it all worked out, and so now
the Cats is gonna domerate.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Ah see, are you sure everybody's.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Pats Loserville can stop all their grinning about you a
CA's troubles and focus on teaching their loser beil frauds
how to shoot free throws that y'all miss against Darkansas
a hundred. You couldn't make no free throws against Kentucky either.
If Kentucky would have fouled, y'all. A few more times,

(02:35):
we would have beaten him the scum center. You now,
there's Loserville's been Bixpoles. Let's get these Wildcats and knocking
off Gone Sagar and then beat them nasty Injiyanna Hoosiers
and give Slick Rex Saint Johnny's the beat down they deserved.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
We don't like to see that.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Christmas is back on Big Blue Nation, Sanny Claus, He's
coming to town. After all you lost Mill sucks again.
We got us a new football coach who promised to
get a lobotomy to forget all these days at loser.
Belle and Mark Pope said if we don't beat Gonzager,
then he'll quit. Or maybe maybe that was my fever dream.

(03:15):
I don't think wait oh see, hey.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, well, let's thanks for Jack again.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
LUs Bill is back in loser Land in US Wildcat
fans is here for it. CEC and hells down, and
I hels down and I hels down. It feels good
to be a jerk again. Waved that didn't come out.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You are a jerk again. Come right back on New
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