Christmas is canceled again after Gonzaga thumps UK - The Beasman

The Beasman wants to blow out all UK coaches during these dark days where the Kentucky Wildcats can't seem to beat anybody.

He'd like Santa Claus to bring a DIY lobotomy kit for Christmas! NILs Down! NILs DOWN!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's tough all around life, little ladies and basketball, My friz,

(00:04):
I can't. I don't think you like the Gonzaga game
light either, right.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Eh, Christmas is canceled again. Take down the tree, pulls
the young nogg and the tarlet, turned off the holy
music they'll send He caused a fly on by hain't
no joy to the world in Wildcat Got Dragon, Come
on you a kay, don't got blowed out on national
television while Loser Bill danced all over in Ganner's head.

(00:34):
Them Loser Bill snaggles and crown raw drinking slaggy pants
that beat, deadline, bear gedi, fucking neck tattoo, graffiti, painting,
foul mouth, cross side car jacka lip smacking Patty Wack
and cardinal convict fanc is unbearable? Were we They is
throwing them stupid elves in our faces, and we got
nothing to come back with but sadness. It's terrible being

(00:55):
a Wildcat fan around all these smirking ulus mellers holding
us big sister. That comment we called them little brother,
and now they's giggling and calling us big sister.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
We lose.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
They win? What Sam Hill is Mark Popa doing don't
he know we give him the keys to the big
blue Formula one race car and he's driving it like
a grandma in a shoven Nova. This is unforgivable. The
Kentucky Wildcats is supposed to be the gold standard of
college basketball. Now we's a punchline. Everybody in Big Blue

(01:38):
Nation is in hiding. We used to talk trash about
being the winning this program of all time, but now
we is everybody else's doormat. They's all wiping their feet
on the Wildcat dinner. See he's laughing at us, Gone
Zager's laughing at us. Michigan State's laughing at us. North

(01:59):
Caromeline us clowning on us. We's out of the top
twenty five. It's all bad. We gotta stop a shucking
in big games and get focused on beating in Gianner
this Saturday in Robberina. I don't remember how we dropped
the series with him a long time ago. We acted
like we's big time in CC and there's nobody big

(02:20):
ten will tell these back one revenge. Loserville just pounded
them pointed Hoosier heads. So if Kentucky loses to Injianner,
then we're gonna have to fire pulp. He's got a goal.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's two suits like.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
All our arching of us. He's getting us back for
being tucky jerks for decades and now they's all swarming
over the dead UK carcass. The Pope is in over
his head. Let's get Billy Clyde to come back to
minish the season. Don't forget we got sleep ricka coming

(02:58):
forwards a few days before Chris. He's a trader turncoat
who stabbed us in the back by going to Loserville
and then he come back last year, acted lucky little
feu ak member, how slick Rick cos it up to
Mark Stoops and donate it to the UK football in
I L How did that workout? And it was slick
Rick who promoted Mark Pope to be the UK coat?

(03:23):
How did that turned out? Slick Rick is the snake
who put a curse on UK football and basketball. Now
it's clean the house right now. Just get rid of Pope,
get rid of that new Loserville loving UK spive will Stein,
who's the Kenney Payne of college football. The first head

(03:44):
coaching job, and we already know it's gonna be a
train wreck. If you want to bring something for Christmas,
any Claus bring a pressure washer, so us good. In
classic Kentucky Wildcat fans can scrubb away all them, lose
their coaches, and bring us a truckload of prescription pills

(04:04):
for Cat fans to gobble, to make our memory go away.
That government send of the bottomy at home? Can they
who they should beach one? Christmus is canceled, Chrismuss is canceled.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
And I hels down? Then I hels down. You're gonna
win tomorrow against Central Curtain, Rod Carolina or whatever it is.
It'll all be good tomorrow night. This next Saturday against Indiana,
Well that's another story.