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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome back myself. I appreciate being here, man with
the number one giant of wha s.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Tony Cruz's home right now, but he'll be back tomorrow
morning on the show. But I'm here right now. It's
good to see you again. Man, you look fantastic.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Well.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I you're ninety two. Next month you will be ninety two.
I mean you're something. You're still making movies. Aren't you
shooting another one right now?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah? Still doing movies.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Why'd you take off your hat so you could show
me you have hair? You're always rubbing it in.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I wanted you to see that I have a good
head of hair. You still have a good head, but
it's white now. It used to be blonde.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That's true. You were like the blonde bombshell at the
Valley Station. You were searching for a moment there. But
I was going to use a different word. But we're
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I saw it coming.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Isn't the theater named after you at Valley High School?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yes? And you do what. I've got a funny story
to tell you about that. One night I was at
an event here, I was in town, and I was
over here at Louisville, and they have a little band,
a group of people to play from Valley Station at
Valley High School. And I saw them myself, Valley all
over it, you know, And I was a cheerleader at Valley.
So anyway, I went up to this young girl and
(01:14):
I said, you guys are all from Valley High School.
She said, yes, we are. I said, how fun. I said,
by the way, you know that auditorium they just build
out there, the Conrad Bachmann Auditorium, And she said yeah,
I said, that's me. She said, Oh I thought you
were dead. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They easily put dead people's names up on the wall.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So you were doing plays or something other when you
were in high school, Otherwise they wouldn't name the theater.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
After I did the senior play, but my director, Missus Wyatt,
strongly advised me not to think about becoming an actor.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
She was not impressed with your work. No, she was
When did you contact Missus Wyatt again to let her know, Hey,
have you seen the movies this week? You see who's
in the feature movie at the Alto Theater or whatever?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Matter of fact, when I got my contract at twentieth
I sent her a note with the copy of the contract.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
There you are talking Hollywood twentieth He means twentieth century Fox. Yes,
which is a good song by the doors.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But yeah, yeah, those are some fun days, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
So you've worked with a lot of people in films
almost act clearly you've outlived a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
We're not going to discuss rockets.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Why why did you think I was gonna bring off rockets?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I could see it all over your face. No, I
wish you people were here in the studio so you
can see his face right now.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Conrad has been he's been a scalawagon movies. He's been
a thug, he's been a felon, but he's also a lover. Yes,
who's the best kisser?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She's passed away and I can't remember her name.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, she wasn't that good on. You would remember her
name if it was one of those things. And well,
Rita Hayworth, Rita Hayworth pretty good kisser?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Bad?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah that's nice. And then would you would you intentionally
mess up a scene so that you could reshoot it
and want an involve kissing? Oh I slipped, I'm sorry, yeah,
or call her by her real name, Rita? I love you? Oh,
I can't I called her rita, let's reshoot the scene.
That's the way you operate, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Colutely Yeah, you got me pegged.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Man, Did you have to be careful where you put
your hands when you're embracing a woman in a film,
when you're shooting a film?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
M you got to put it right where I thought
I should.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Well, but I know, and then what would there ever
be any Hey you're grabbing a little low on my
behind or something like that?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, occasionally.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, I guess that's you know, you're you're actor, you're working,
but you're also trying to be a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I guess not trying to be a gentleman. I got it. Okay, Well,
thanks a lot, Harry, I'll see you later.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He doesn't know how to be a incredibly polite he's
a funny guy. Conrad Bachmann, what one hundred and fifty films?
Two hundred films? How many times you mean that I've done? Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh, I've not that many.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, I knew it was close. What are you shooting
right now?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Actually nothing, I'm getting ready to do another.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh I see.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And I just finished one. But I'm getting ready to
do the Louisville's International Festival Film.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I know that's why you're home because that's next week.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah here, yeah, but I'm living here now.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well that's awesome. But let me ask you another question
about the actual work of making a film. Okay, you
are almost ninety two years old? Can you remember your lines?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
See? I mean, is that a challenge for you? But
you just do it by roaches? You just do it
by feel now.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
No. I mean I could tell you my secret, and
I learned it a long time ago when I was
doing a series called The Rugs with David Nivin Gig Young,
and Gig used to walk around this set with this
big boom box on his shoulder, and I thought he
was listening to the track. And so one day I
said to him, I said, Gig, I got to ask
you a question. What the hell are you listening to
(05:09):
all the time? He said, my lines? I said, what
do you mean your lines? He said, I have a
hard time memorizing my lines. So I put them all
on tape and then I played them all day in
my ear and that it's repetition, and I get him,
and I went, God, you got to be kidding. So
I started doing it, and let me tell you, man,
it did work.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh absolutely, because I've seen photos from the Godfather set,
and you know you have. I don't know one of
the side actors, Pacino, somebody who's wearing placards with the
words on him for Brando.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I gotta tell you what I was doing the Andy
Griffith show. Andy could not learn his lines, and whenever
it was over my shoulder on him, he had all
his dialogue all over my chest. He had dialogue on
the walls. If you watch that clothes sho I watched
that show closely, you'll see him kind of looking around
and down this way and talking and he'll talk this way.
(06:07):
But that's because he's checking lines all over the place.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Wait a minute, you're Otis the town drunk.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What Andy Griffis shows. What was the premise? Were you
on one or multiply?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Judge? You're a judge occasionally, you know, I come back
on it and his judge now.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And put some in. Put Otis in jail. Yeah, give
Otis the death penalty.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
He needed that.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, But threw rocks Ernest t Mass. He would come
in and throw rocks through the windows.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Andy was good to work, but he just couldn't remember
his lines and we always have to stop a lot
of times to start over.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Didn't he fall in love with the school teacher lady?
I mean think I had a little side deal going
on there. Miss uh whatever her name is. She was
the school Opie's school teacher. You know, I don't really well,
I've read that before, oh, because I found that kind
of interesting. Yeah, yeah, anyway, miss Crump, I think that
was our name on the s's Crump. I think that
(07:02):
he was in love with her in real life, and
saying he was in love with a lot of people.
He was in love with his wife as well. It's
a little bit of a problem.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh yeah, honey, I'm going to work with that lady.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That's a good way to get stabbed.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, yeah, you look great, man, have you been?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I appreciate it. It's got out of the pokey a
few days agoing them all right. Don't look at that
ankle bracelet I'm wearing. You know, you got to monitor
these things. So you have the Louisville International Festival Film
next week. I wish I could go, but the parole
officer says that bracelet says, you're only land on the
radio station for four be a benefit for us? How many?
How many films are available next week for the Louisville International,
(07:41):
So we had over one.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Hundred and forty So we had one hundred and forty
eight films submitted. I had to do some major cutting
this year, but we have over one hundred films and
we've got some incredibly great films. I should have written
down the countries. We've got about eight or nine countries
that have submitted films again this year. And our opening
(08:02):
night film, now this is exciting, is with Lance Burton,
famous magician.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Love that guy.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, and he's going to be there making a personal appearance.
He's to do a couple of things. But it's a
funny film. It's all about Vegas mafia and trying to
get rid of him, make him disappear.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
He is a great guy. He's been on the show
a zillion times a week. He's super down. He lives
in southern Kentucky. Now, I was after the house down
in Adair County. Yeah one here, yeah, yeah, where he lives. Yeah,
he's down there.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It looks like gone with the wind. Oh good, for
him walk in. There's two huge staircases that go up
each side.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
He was he was the king of Las Vegas for
so long. It was the standers, and then he over
the Crusader for children. Last year he came over and
did his show for us. It was like, it was ridiculous.
It was so good. I'm trying to watch how they're
doing it.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
He was such a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, so down to earth kind person. Yeah, grew up
here in the livel As a matter of fact, all right,
it says on the website, your Louisville International Festival of
Film has ninety five total films, sixteen or features, twenty
three documentaries, forty seven shorts. So there's a little something
for everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
To say, Yeah, there is.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Is it? Multiple screens?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Multiple screens, and we're at Muhammad Ali and we're doing
sports films at Louisville.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Slugger. Oh cool.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, We've got Louisville's Festival of Sports. Now, oh nice,
So we've got special sports films.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
There's also three films in a category called Experimental and
New Media. What does that mean? Podcasting?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It's the kind of far out wild films that are made.
I don't understand the category. We have it, and we
get submissions and I watch, I see every film.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
The website is Louisvillefilmfestival dot org. By the way, is
that how you get tickets?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You can go on the website and get the tickets. Yeah,
you have a special section there for tickets. And then
what about meeting you? People want to meet you. I'll
be there with my bells on and greeting everybody. And
Lance is.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Going to be there.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
He's gonna Thursday few tricks. Sendy Howard, sendylu Howard is
my main girl who handles all the tickets.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Okay, well it runs October tenth, eleventh, and twelfth, So
that's next Thursday, Friday seven. That sound good? Yeah, And
where's the main night going to happen? Is that at
Louisville's at Ladies Center on Thursday with Lance Burton.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
And then the closing night will be at the hotel.
And now, of course you're going to ask me that
I can't.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well, no, I'm not going to ask that. You're almost
ninety two years old. I think you've done pretty well
thus far. Well, I've ordered four hundred white castles for
the party. Dude, I might have to ask my parole
officer about giving me a little Why do you love
white castles so much?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And I grew up on white Is that why you
moved back here?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
We used to come downtown here when I was living
here as a kid growing up, and we get him
for five cents?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, oh, Nicol, I think they did that bit on seinfelding.
That's your phone comment.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
No, I have to take this as my agent. George.
I'm on the I'm on the radio with the with
Terry Miner right now. Can I call you right back?
Thank you so much respect, so much respect. You're like
my golf partner. I can't go anywhere.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'm putting and he doesn't know how to turn the
sound off on his phone?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Was turn that off? I told you this already, but
I'm going to tell you man, you look great. I
haven't seen you for a while.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I've had a little work done. Yeah. I had the
hair on the back of my neck taking off, and
it really I think has made me look younger.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I thought you were sweeping that forward. That's where it
was last time.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Don't show me your ninety two year old hair that
you still have on your head.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, and now a little bit on my lip.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, I see that. That's impressive. Now, Conrad Bachmann, look
him up on the IMDb whatever it is. He's in
a million films and he's he's a lover and a fighter.
He just he gets it all done. Rita Hayworth, huh Yeah,
French Betty Grable, French, Marilyn Monroe. And you kiss Marilyn
(12:15):
Monroe you just dreamed of.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
He kissed me.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Joe demids you to hit you with a batte after her.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah. I did meet Maryland though. Yeah, we worked together
over in Korea, so that that I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
But I mean, so what happened?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Nothing, We were just on the entertainment brought. We did
a roadshow.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, but don't you have a drink backstage? And then
you say something, Hey, you you're busy tonight.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I can't really get into that. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
He's gonna leave us at the impression that he and
Maryland next time had a night. Yeah, you still drink
only out of a glass. I'm gonna be over there
next Thursday. I'm coming to your festival. We're gonna have
a drink and you're gonna tell me the Maryland story.
And then I'm gonna come back and tell everybody on the
radio you got a deal. I'm getting it out of you.
Is it bourbon? What do you want?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Uh? Yeah, Jen, I like Jim.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Okay, we'll double down like Jim with a little of
my bourbon. Conrad Bachwan look him up online, folks.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
The Louisville Film.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Festival dot org is the website for tickets. It's next Thursday,
Friday and Saturday. Magnificent films coming in from around the world.
And that's right. Billy Toppitt is the name of the
film that Lance Burton appears in. He's Billy Toppitt, Master Magician.
He told me about this film. He's excited about this
red carpet five point thirty next Thursday at the Muhammad Alives.
(13:38):
I got you covered there, brother. I found it on
your website.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
And such a red balkman. I'll bet Marilyn Monroe's you know,
went to her dying day thinking why didn't I just
forget the baseball guy and stick with Connie? She had
her chance with me, Arthur Miller, This al those guys
just a waste of breath. I should have stayed with Connie. Boy,
(14:03):
but no, she wasn't smart enough to do that. Where
is she now, Yeah, she's out there in LA in
the mausoleum.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
And you're still here. Let me have a drink of
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You're still here, growing here. I were coming back in
a few on news radio. Wait, forty wha s