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November 19, 2025 4 mins
Our poor buddy The Beasman has been slobber-knocked again.Last week it was the demonic LOO-vul Cardinals that had the audaceration to beat the Wildcats. Now those Michigan State Sparkys done thumped Mark Pope's faltering Wildcats and statewide panic is on full throttle.

The N.I.L. fund is $22 million deep into a team of wussy players who can't guard a closet door! 

WE IS THE CAYUTS! WE IS KENTUCKY! DON'T PEOPLE KNOW THEY AIN'T POSED TO BEAT THE CAYUTS!
Mark as Played
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Go back to the beginnings and just figure out how
to put this team together so they can play together
and get life.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I love this. Okay, cast your ball.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
And I told him to call back, and so he
took a lot.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Of Quaker smoking about my precious wildcat.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm not smarting.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
It was down, it was down down. What do you
wish spent twenty two million for second? I think Mark
Pope is our kidd in pain. What Pope got seen
here by loser Bill to sabotage the Kentucky wild down? No,

(00:37):
he slept a week since that horrible beating down from
them smarting northerns. My coon dogs don't run off. I
shut my TV screen. My grandkids got scared and slipped
on the porch. They want me to take a biller
pad and scratch off them homemade wild cat tattoos.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
The forward I told you not to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Choked door up being adull shit and turning like a
fish over the dark. Big Blue Nation is boo ooh
Nation today?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Did he hang up on me? I guess so must have. Yeah,
that guy, he's not doing well. Call me back. I'll
talk to you when I drive home today. Well, well,
i'll talk you down off the ledge. This is just
been a you know, it's appropriately a dark, cloudy day
today so that people can just heal. Just you're gonna
play some pushover on Friday and you'll forget all about it. No,

(01:38):
I won't. They're not gonna forget all about this one.
It was Louvel Louvel did I'm wrong, and then Michigan state,
You're not supposed to beat the cats. They're the Cats.
That's why we hear over and over again. He was
still saying l's down though, so something still he's there's
something still good in him. I guess do you hear
him again? Is he back? Is he on there?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I hear him on?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Take Over the Cats. It's a dark, dark dime in Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Call me on the way home.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
The hope in Pope has done Turk into pulp is
a dollper.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Don't say that.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's Kinny Payne two point all. You mean that it's done.
Gotia Miller Fudd on National TV for the second time
in a week. We ain't even got over that Loser
Hall nightmare, and now this freak saw performance. You will
ka it's cursed on Tuesdays. Mitch barn first, gotta get

(02:34):
rid of all Tuesday games coming up. We got North
Caraby Liner coming up in a few more Tuesdays, and
then Bellerman the Tuesday after that.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Call me on the way home.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
More horrible Tuesdays. Please, we can't lose to Bellern or
else we'll match Uless Male's darkest day.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Well that's not our dark Come on.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Cats, stop a sucking all these Loserville fans just walking around.
Can you a cave? Look at him with their sacred pants,
crooked taste, that tattoos, line bears and four payment mamas.
They ain't paying no child support to but the buye
U loss mell jerseys, Yeah we do. This is gonna
be the worst Thanksgiving ever. If there's a loud mouth

(03:16):
Ulus Male fans showing up at my Thanksgiving table, he's
gonna get the same treatment as the turkey love. Fill
him full of buckshot and stuff him in the oven
for Nina. We know to talk Christmas is root to
saying it. Claus Were's a red suit. This here is
the worst time to be a wild cat since they

(03:38):
called it. This sudden stuff one hundred dollars bills up.
Chris Mail's nostrils.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Pull me on the way home.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Don't pay them by outs. Just get Elon Musk to
shoot Mark Pope and Mark stoops to space on a
one way rocket. It's a big blue melt down. Thanksgiving
has canceled. We spend our grocery money on it. I
L water waste. Poop is getting pain. Poop is getting pain.

(04:08):
Call me on the way home.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I can put it on you. Its on the road again.
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