December 17, 2025 • 4 mins
The Beasman can hardly take time to celebrate the Kentucky Wildcats huge win over Indiana because he's fretting that Slick Rick is conjuring up trickerations to bamboozle naive Mark Pope in the next game.
COME ON POPE! Don't mess up this one our Cat fans will chase you out of Lexington FOR GOOD!
COME ON POPE! Don't mess up this one our Cat fans will chase you out of Lexington FOR GOOD!
Mark as Played
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Against the Indiana Hoosiers so high excessive you would.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Callybody, who's your daddy cown? When that's when casway, when
the Indiana or something, they was gonna keep the kid
Tucky wild Cats tand it out, but old book finally
got you okay, playing like they post in, Gianner had
more turnovers than McDonald's cats. Don't figured it all out,
(00:29):
Big Blue, they sit is all Christmas again, and did
you see that funny thing? And Rubberener with the two
Sandy Clauses in blue suits, believe the red wearing Sandy
Claus to switch the blue That was funny and not
another Louis of obsession at all, and just shut their
stake of tooth traighter turncoke mount about hell you lost
(00:52):
Bill unhandled them and Gianner's and a bigger margin because
we all know y'all is frauds. Y'all scheduled the Wildcat
ree literally so you can catch Big Blue when they
was getting started. You ain't no way today's you still
Cardinals could meet the mighty Kentucky wild here with that.
Don't matter how many three partners y'all hit against Memphis,
(01:13):
don't matter about none of your bogus victories caused coach
call in Arkansas doesn't be exposed to loserl Cardinal convects
as the weaklands. Y'all is one loss, Arkansas is s CEC,
Memphis is from some lollipop little brother conference, and Loserville
is in the pathetic ASA. Say your midget coach had
(01:36):
the big Loserville fans to come to a Saturday afternoon
game and the upper deck was still half empty. UK
fans had to take a dog sled to get the
romper rainer during a bleazzard. But we're still filt the
place up because we's true blue. Were's the class Ah. Congratulations,
(01:57):
got's cat's class one and you old dragged death You're
said old tain't seventy five Final four Cardinal Birds. It
looked like the Michael Jackson thriller video with all of
them dead guys are crawling out of their grades. Come,
y'all didn't talk about what happened in that Final four.
I tell you why, cause you're lost. The Cardinal flunk
(02:22):
is through the game against u C. E. L A
cause they were scared you as going to have to
face the Kentucky wild Cats and the championship up it's right.
Lucy Fille knowed that the Cats was a comment till
y'all meller fi them once more so the gardener flunky
missed the free throw and let you see La go
down to score and win.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You lost.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Y'all can talk about being ranked and winning a few games,
but everybody knows you'll fold like a low chair when
the tournament gets here. Your brainless finalist, cross out backwards,
captain sating pants, rap u sic straight paintings, fashion grab,
make a baby out of windlock, welfare, muture, gad, flucking carjacking,
lipsmack and patty whack and lose it on Cardinal fans.
You better sell him or break Christmas now because you're good.
(03:08):
Luck streaks about the end when Duke gets a hold
of you, us good glassy Cat fans ain't satisfied yet,
So now Pope better get ready to smack around his
hero slick wreck buttator. He's a snake. He x like
he cares about you a key, But ever since he
showed up last year with stoops, our football team has
(03:30):
been cursed. And now that slick hair Nottalian foulmouth restaurant
booth sawling players stealing Tomcat is pretending like he loves Pope,
but he'll pull some kind of monkey business to trick
poping to losing to Saint John's. If don't fall for
slick recks trick erations, you ain't okay with us cat
fans yet, Pope beat your boys, slick Rick buttator like
(03:52):
you don't de Incianna, and then we'll get off your back.
And if you lose the slick wreck, we'll just get
on a greyhound bus. Hey, go back to Mormon Land.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
We don't watch you.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
We want tell the Barry to go back because he
knows how to beat our chitimus. He doesn't cats carats cats.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Thanks Buddasard's Yeah, that's right, slick Rick in UK. We
can go out it this weekend. The Fast of Brandon
and Rick is like a little pebble bouncing around in
Mark Polk's head. He needs to purge this novel and
then they'll take him back. He's finally in the Christmas spirits.
I can tell his energy's back.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
He ready to get over again.
Against the Indiana Hoosiers so high excessive you would.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Callybody, who's your daddy cown? When that's when casway, when
the Indiana or something, they was gonna keep the kid
Tucky wild Cats tand it out, but old book finally
got you okay, playing like they post in, Gianner had
more turnovers than McDonald's cats. Don't figured it all out,
(00:29):
Big Blue, they sit is all Christmas again, and did
you see that funny thing? And Rubberener with the two
Sandy Clauses in blue suits, believe the red wearing Sandy
Claus to switch the blue That was funny and not
another Louis of obsession at all, and just shut their
stake of tooth traighter turncoke mount about hell you lost
(00:52):
Bill unhandled them and Gianner's and a bigger margin because
we all know y'all is frauds. Y'all scheduled the Wildcat
ree literally so you can catch Big Blue when they
was getting started. You ain't no way today's you still
Cardinals could meet the mighty Kentucky wild here with that.
Don't matter how many three partners y'all hit against Memphis,
(01:13):
don't matter about none of your bogus victories caused coach
call in Arkansas doesn't be exposed to loserl Cardinal convects
as the weaklands. Y'all is one loss, Arkansas is s CEC,
Memphis is from some lollipop little brother conference, and Loserville
is in the pathetic ASA. Say your midget coach had
(01:36):
the big Loserville fans to come to a Saturday afternoon
game and the upper deck was still half empty. UK
fans had to take a dog sled to get the
romper rainer during a bleazzard. But we're still filt the
place up because we's true blue. Were's the class Ah. Congratulations,
(01:57):
got's cat's class one and you old dragged death You're
said old tain't seventy five Final four Cardinal Birds. It
looked like the Michael Jackson thriller video with all of
them dead guys are crawling out of their grades. Come,
y'all didn't talk about what happened in that Final four.
I tell you why, cause you're lost. The Cardinal flunk
(02:22):
is through the game against u C. E. L A
cause they were scared you as going to have to
face the Kentucky wild Cats and the championship up it's right.
Lucy Fille knowed that the Cats was a comment till
y'all meller fi them once more so the gardener flunky
missed the free throw and let you see La go
down to score and win.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You lost.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Y'all can talk about being ranked and winning a few games,
but everybody knows you'll fold like a low chair when
the tournament gets here. Your brainless finalist, cross out backwards,
captain sating pants, rap u sic straight paintings, fashion grab,
make a baby out of windlock, welfare, muture, gad, flucking carjacking,
lipsmack and patty whack and lose it on Cardinal fans.
You better sell him or break Christmas now because you're good.
(03:08):
Luck streaks about the end when Duke gets a hold
of you, us good glassy Cat fans ain't satisfied yet,
So now Pope better get ready to smack around his
hero slick wreck buttator. He's a snake. He x like
he cares about you a key, But ever since he
showed up last year with stoops, our football team has
(03:30):
been cursed. And now that slick hair Nottalian foulmouth restaurant
booth sawling players stealing Tomcat is pretending like he loves Pope,
but he'll pull some kind of monkey business to trick
poping to losing to Saint John's. If don't fall for
slick recks trick erations, you ain't okay with us cat
fans yet, Pope beat your boys, slick Rick buttator like
(03:52):
you don't de Incianna, and then we'll get off your back.
And if you lose the slick wreck, we'll just get
on a greyhound bus. Hey, go back to Mormon Land.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
We don't watch you.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
We want tell the Barry to go back because he
knows how to beat our chitimus. He doesn't cats carats cats.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Thanks Buddasard's Yeah, that's right, slick Rick in UK. We
can go out it this weekend. The Fast of Brandon
and Rick is like a little pebble bouncing around in
Mark Polk's head. He needs to purge this novel and
then they'll take him back. He's finally in the Christmas spirits.
I can tell his energy's back.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
He ready to get over again.
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