The Beasman says U of Smell bout to git POPE-A-DOPED!

With the University of Kentucky sucking the suckiest suck in football history, Wildcats superfan Joe Beasman Hall knows that basketball pays the bills and the BIG BLUE NATION is ready to DOMMERATE Y'ALL SNAGGLE TOOTH, DOPE SMOKIN, MAKING BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, BRAINLESS SPINELESS CARDINAL CRYBABIES REAL SOON!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think everybody just wants to see wins now. So
I think it's just our job to do the best
we can to win every year, and when that year's over,
readjust and try to win again the next year. That's right,
that's what we're doing. He's lifer here. Stop all that
silly talk about him leaving. We're a football school here, Louisville.
That's how it goes. Let's gool football. You you have

(00:20):
all on the road at Virginia Tech this weekend. We'll
see how all that plays out plays in basketball on
my free Did I ask you to call today?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Should your snakele two street with weasel face, ugly talking mouth?
Larr Ain't that come man? Or ain't nobody want to
hear nold mouth? U less malt boot like her, whiney
boys radio loser like you. I'm flapping your jaws about
bettle bitty loser belt football. Who cares? Y'all ain't big
time like Ohio State or even other ain't see street

(00:50):
panjaes like Miami or George I. Dack in Virginia don't
beat you. So wait, no, wait, y'all can win your
little pop Warner league. That's not true, She is a
rail battlefield. We're all the best teams in America play football.
Ohio State and Injianner is just frauds who ain't played nobody.
Come get you some Melabama or Georgia. They's going to

(01:14):
be in the National Championships game cause all the rest
of the leagues is for nobodies who couldn't get on. No,
they say roster and you know it your crosslide ball there.
That'sy mouthlyar Larry manor your cake cold about football coase.
It's time for basketball. And you know who's just sold
the world Thea's number one. The Kentucky Wildcats go back, Blue,

(01:37):
Call back Blue, go back? Are you number one? Oh?
See Cats? Cats, Cats? Stud I know you and that
midget Pat Kelsey on a four foot the November eleventh game,
betwixt you're worthless? U Let's build Cardinal Birds in big
bad Dummer ration, Big Blue Nation one Kentucky Wildcats go

(02:00):
He's about to slubber noock you fools into a coma
new youll seen how can just slept you around like
a rag doll. At the same time, UAK was a
mopping the floor with a supposedly good Purdue boiler plates.
Ah see, you was good. Did you see the new

(02:21):
basketball Paul? Yeah, the Cats is right up there by
the top with the stinky Cardinal Birds is slipping into
obscurification again. I love it. We don't go no, wait
till November living. Of course, Mark Pope will bring the
Cats right now where you want to play the game.
Let's go to the dirt boy at Sawney Park. Let's

(02:43):
go to cheat them hall. Let's go in the middle
of Broadway. It don't matter where we go. Right in
the middle of one of them cribing fester loser, Bell
Street takeovers where carjackers run wild and never go to
jail for more than fifteen minutes. The Cats is gonna
off him little Cardinal beaks one more time and left

(03:03):
at y'all for even thinking you belong on the same
floor with America's team, the Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Why are not America's tea Run to.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Your mama and had nerve basement. You're ridding it, crossied,
stink breath, gold chain wearing, dark bus riding backwards cap
crooked line beard, drunk for breakfast, making babies on a wedlock,
neck tattoo, criminal record, gun toting, bake Robin storre smashing,
grab lawless daddy, let's brainless uless Mount Cardinal fan.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's us.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You better enjoy your little football toilet bowl that nobody
cares about we as a basketballst.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Did he cut off? I guess he just cut it off.
That he must have dropped. Has he ever said your
name right? He never gets it right? Well, I guess
he's had enough then. Anyway, I thank you if you
cut the line on that. He gets a little carried
away now and again he called all of us a
certain names. We'll see you on November eleventh. We'll be here.
Just bring him and tell the bus driver to not

(03:57):
even leave. Keep the engine running. We may run you
off the floor after the first half. Long way to go,
but on November eleventh, will be here soon enough. We're
ready back in a minute. On news Radio eight forty
whas