The Beasman's Top 10 better choices than Will Stein for UK football coach

The Beasman is fearful that Will Stein, a former Louisville Cardinal, is being secretly planted as the Kentucky Wildcats football coach to wreck the program just like Kenny Payne did to the Cardinals.

You mad, bro? Oh...he mad!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Am I allowed to talk about it yet? I don't
even know that's the thing you feel? Okay, I see
him lightning up, Just let him on.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
If I love this playing basketball in my prison, I
can't bazonn Heyboddy, you're happy now? Include issued on drugs.
What the sam hill is wrong with all my true
blue kin, Jackie Wilde gat.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm talking about acting like it's.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay to have a blue vespie of coaching. Our cats
will study, we'll stand from Loserville is given the keys
to our kingdom. And ain't no cats are rising in
the streets or y'all spoken too many of them? P
h sat gummers to get up off your blue velvet
couches and go to the streets to yell no will,

(00:45):
no way. He's a trader all day. No, he done shoulder,
He ain't faithful to them evil Eulus Mellers. So why
would this state true blue? He's a cardinal obvious character flaw,
a nasty, healthy dirty bird who played for our archanama,
the lurvelle Cardinal Birds. Just see no anybody but this guy.

(01:08):
I'd rather have bear belly stoops back that have a stagle.
Youoth wrap music, gold chain wearing foodstamp, catching cops, shooting
carjacking by they whacking you lost Mel Cardinal bird, what
is wrong? You grew up a kissing This here is
a spyplot to infilterate the University of Kentucky to make
a saint to the bottom and everything. Will Steyne is

(01:29):
Kenny Payne and reverse. We send him there to run
you less male basketball, which he did, and now will
Stein is the retalration. Wake up, well catch this ain't
the choice. Matter of fact, I'll give you the Beastment's
top ten better choices than will Steyne. Number ten, Satan,

(01:52):
that's right, I take the devil over a stink of
U lost Mel Cardinal for nobody. No. Number nine Joker feeling,
I would rather you a key go back to the
Joker days before taking a flunky ulst Feller to be
our coach. Number eight, the skeleton of Beer Bright. Number
seven Patrick mahomes gay little brother. He knows more about

(02:15):
rap dancing, but could still be a better football coach
than well that gombsteye dog. Number six Diego Puffy's mom
hanging her piano legs over the stadium reel is more
appealing than well Stein number five sadder Field the yells
down cry baby, he sucks, but not as much as

(02:36):
well Stein. Sock number four Mark stoops ex wife. She
got all the buy out money, so let's at least
get that back in the big Blue family. A number
three Matt Jones, even a blowhard radio fool like you
and your buddy Maddy Jones, would be better than Stein.
Number two, the trans guy from Budlight Commercial America would

(03:01):
accept him quicker than will Stein. Matter of fact, the
man wearing a dress on butt like commercials is a
tougher man than will Stein, who probably dranks Shirley Temples
in the number one better choice than will Stein. Frankenstein,
a love created, mindless, brainless moron who'd be better than
this Oregon duck nobody Loserville quarterback Trinity High School flunky

(03:26):
who got the only act score lower than told him
and Nanny's that is something. See no to will Stein,
No will, no way, no will, no way, no no well,
no way. Next Saban, bunch of cheap state wildcats. We
is this cec It just beans more to spend more.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Nick Saman doesn't want to come back. Miss Terry, say no,
get that out of your head. Will Stein's a good dude.
We love him around here. And maybe he really is
Kenny Payne in reverse. We'll wait and see. H