10.2: Rubbertown Explosion, Jane Goodall Passes Away, Maxwell Apartment, and Morning Routines

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, the Tony and Dwight Show strikes again yesterday. Yes,
and what we had metro safe on. I turned my
chair just like I'm doing now, and I looked at
Jody and I said, boy, seems like you have some downtime,
you know, not a lot going on. Yeah, not a
lot of emergencies. Boy, I've you know, no louder than life.

(00:24):
And then I get a text message from Jody just
a couple of minutes later toldya. At eleven thirty multiple
explosions were reported Wednesday morning at manufacturing plant in southwest Louisville.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh my god, what is it with these explosions?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Man? Don't know? Man, eleven thirty am forty four hundred
block of Bell's Lane in Rubbertown. Is there an actual
line drawn of rubber Town or just yes, that's that's
rubber Town.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Surely make prophylactics.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I don't think so. Uh, But Rubbertown has always been
I've grew up here, It's always been Rubbertown, right. The
primary business in the area is Carbine Industries LLC, which
makes liquids used in steel mills. A contractor who said
he was working inside a plant said there was a
series of explosions. No one's hurt as far as I

(01:15):
have sort of investigated here, so fire officials around there
about twelve forty five fire continue to burn inside and
outside the building, and because of chemicals near ed CRUs
were able to use water to extinguish it. It's controllable,
but it'll continue to burn.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Wow wow yeah, So sorry, sorry, Joe, that was all.
That's when you get for doing our show.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
The text busts. He said, this is your fault.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I went, okay, you also had the semi turnover yesterday too, right?
That caught on fire?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Was there so that app that they told us about yesterday?
I downloaded it and on my way home I got
a notification saying there was an overturned sound that.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Had nothing to do with us. Okay, I'm just want
to put that on the board right now. Jane Goodall,
ninety one years old, passed away. She was on a
She's ninety one and still doing speaking tours. She was
in California when she passed away. God rest her soul.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I thought, for whatever reason, I thought there was some
kind of Louisville connection with her. But I guess I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
The movie made about her. Yeah, uh, starts where she's
talking at the University of Louisville. So when she's walking
up to day, says University of Louisville, Ya, da da dah.
So I think people for years have said, did she
go to u of O? Is there something there.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
That was gorell in the midst? Right?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm very good and you know I've never seen it. Wow,
I got a why is a pretty good movie?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
It is. It's about you.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Know, subtitles for the girls when they talk.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
The science, the science about what she went through and
all that. But really one of maybe her her crowning
achievement is, you know, the the killing of the chimpanzees
because they killed them for their hands. I don't know, right, So.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Didn't she develop a way to communicate with them? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Field research, she was the first to want to go
in and sort of become part of the group. Oh gosh, okay,
to gain their trust.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, I'm uncomfortable with these waters.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
But also while you discussed them, Yeah, but she didn't
know what sort of change how they studied gorillas and
chimpanzees in the wild, in the jungle in Africa.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Why are you ever like dressed up as a gorilla
and walked in and uh, it's very brave because.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
There's absolute way. No, I'm not doing it, not with
an animal that looks like us, that can grab your
arm and literally pull it out of his socket, just
pull it off and then beat you with it, right
like people have threaten me. He said, I'm gonna rip
your arm off and beat you with it. These people actually,
these gorillas can actually do that. It's booky, man, it

(03:55):
really is.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
And those silver backs, oh, they look like a sauce squatch.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh dude. I saw one fight at five in the morning.
He got four thirty in the morning. I was setting
up for a live shot.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
And TV thirty. How odd, just when bars close, right.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
So, this chimpanzee or this silver back went crazy at
Louisville Zoo and ten of the females because she was
he was kind of pushing her female gorilla around. Well,
all the rest of the females came in and said no, no,
no no. And it was won him against ten other
gorillas and basically he grabbed one that was his hand

(04:35):
and the ceiling was about six like four or five
feet above his head. He threw her so hard in
the air. She was flat on the ceiling and then
down to the thing, picked her up and bit through
her foot, and then came downstairs. I'm not making this up.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
So this is like a kindergartens are out there.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'm not making it. No, No, this is.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm just saying, if that was okay, that what happened.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm not making this up.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
So then he came down and I'm standing at the
glass and one of the girls comes over and he starts, uh, okay,
doing that thing while staring at me. Oh my gosh,
he's going looking me in the eye while he's doing it,
Your next boy. And I'm like, I am so uncomfortable
right now. No, I think that's what he was saying.
It was like, you want to mess with.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Me, your next reporter boy.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
All right? So Jane, goodall, God rest your soul. She
changed Chimpanzee field research forever, all right, Bowman fest will
be there live tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
I think on in the hangar or out on the
tar mic.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Or the ramp or you you.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
We call it the ramp.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Out on the ramp. Forty military vehicles, helicopters, plane flights,
you can take yep. I will not be uh, if
you're anywhere near the plane, I'm not getting on it.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes we are, or not do something?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
And twice they'll have an Erro Battocks twice a day
Erro Battocks show. And they've already started practicing over Saint Matthew's,
which is pretty cool. That of course Bowmanfest is that
Bowmanmanfield Winfield?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
All right?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I can't remember who told you that the commissioner of
the w NBA was inept and sometimes seems like a moron.
I can't remember who on this show said.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Oh, yes, was it you might have been huh?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Might have been me. I think she's she might be
out of a job by the end of the week.
I don't think she makes it through tomorrow. Is it
just me?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Or should they have embraced the rubber wiener stuff?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
You know that has nothing to do with her problem.
They had a chance to, really and they and it
did the results of some new contracts, new TV and
marketing contracts because of just a couple of players that
came into the league, Caitlin to be one of them.
But she allowed a lot of crazy things to happen

(07:00):
in a year and a half two years that Kitlyn
has been in the league, which is allowing her to
just get beaten up yet injured and doesn't care. She
was quoted and someone had outed her by saying she
should quit complaining. She wouldn't be making the money she
makes off the court if it wasn't for the w
NBA and all all kinds of stuff. So she's I

(07:20):
don't know that she makes it through because there's not
a talking head in sports that's not saying, Okay, they
need new leadership in the w NBA because everybody wants
that league to do well.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
They do except the players apparently.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
And the players are way out of their league when
it talks about, uh, pay us what we're worth NBA. Yeah,
pay us what you owe us. Okay, well, okay, he
news his money.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
So yeah, that's what I say. I got a great idea.
Let's do a profit sharing with the players, and what
we'll do is we'll have a cut of all the tickets.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
So wait, may Gorilla's in the mist was about Diane Fosse.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Diane Fosse. Okay, hang on, doctor Fosse.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Huh in your relation to doctor Fosse Fauci.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, don't say that name. Don't say it another two
times either he'll appear.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
We don't want to do it.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I mean, thank god that guy went away. Every time
he showed up, we were all, what are you taking
from us?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Now?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
You got it?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, but she was born in San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
What are you talking about? What's that gonna do?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Because I thought, maybe, Diane Fosse, I thought that. I
thought that, I guess is probably what you're talking about.
It's probably the beginning of the movie.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
All right, it's one of those two. They probably had
similar jobs. Oh I bet you Jane Goodall was chimpanzees
and Diane Fosse was mountain gorillas. That's what I bet.
Bam bam. Well, I'm turning it out on a Thursday.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Education, medical career. Okay, I'm done with it. Diane Fosse, Yes, nothing, nothing, nothing, okay,
all right, So we all have morning routines.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
As we roll through, I try to watch the news,
and again they haven't figured out the budget yet. They
had a vote yesterday. They were very close. They're twenty
four pages away from getting the budget passed, which is
an embarrassment for everyone involved. That's why congress Is approval
rating is ten percent because what they don't realize is

(09:25):
we blame both sides. We don't care. Really, this is
you're not winning. Okay, you're losing every time that this
goes another day. Hopefully they'll figure it out today.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yesterday on social media, a bunch of people in Congress, yeah,
some of the Senate. They were posting on their social
media pages, dear such and such, please hold my paycheck.
I don't believe that we should be paid if other
federal and I'm like, there's quit actingly so noble. Once
this is resolved, you're gonna go back and get your paycheck.

(09:57):
They have absolutely zero sk into the game. Federal employees included.
You'll get back pay as soon as it's reopened.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I will say that some of the videos the Democrats
have done the last year, it's so cringing. One where
they like look like they dropped out of nowhere and
they throw punches. Clearly none of them's ever thrown a punch,
and it's so cringey. You're just like, you need to stop,
please someone delete that video. Yesterday one of them was

(10:27):
walking through the halls going we can't find all Republican wallmakers,
so cringing.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Isn't that the.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Uh, okay, let me tie this into here. I'm gonna
I'm gonna table the morning routine thing here because at
this point in the world, the young marketers that have
come out of college, that think they know and their
world is the center, are the dumbest marketers and the
most narcissistic idiot individuals ever running marketing ever, and yesterday

(10:56):
the story of Maxwell House confirms it yet again.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
You know what happened with Maxwell House.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
They're changing the name to Maxwell Apartment because, oh, because
it's because most people live in apartment apartments, because most
people can't afford a house.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
There's no way this is where to god, this is
just a ploys like IHOB whenever they did International House
of Burgers. That's like, what that is?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
One hundred and thirty right, one hundred and thirty three
years it's been called Maxwell House, Maxwell Apartment, Maxwell Apartment,
Maxwell's Section eight. It's Maxwell cardboard box.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah Maxwell.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
They don't call it section eight anymore. It's affordable housing.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I'm Sorryry, come on, repackage, repackage, keep doing it. Nearly
a third of American's rent and they don't own homes.
So the company says Maxwell House believes no one should
go without great tasting coffee, and Maxwell's Apartment delivers some
delicious taste people know and love of value. That celebrates

(12:01):
all our fans doing to make smart choices. And they're
live well.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Fogers is still out there, psych Psycha at night, Fogers
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
I will say, if you're trying to keep costs down,
and for all the crazy people, they don't like to
use plastic, not crazy people, you know, reduce your plastic whatever,
Maxwell House is a great choice. I'm sorry, Maxwell Apartment,
because you do you use just a paper filter.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
This year article says they're offering a twelve month lease
on their coffee no consumers to stock us.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I think you're right. I think this is an international
Hamburger craft.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Okay, but for a year, we'll change your name to
them Maxwell Partment. You know you're right? Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I don't think they're doing it.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
So you're saying this is a good idea.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Nothing, it's horrible idea.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I think it's it's good for attention, if that's all. Like,
if it's something they do for like a week or
a few like a month or whatever, and then they
go back to being normal.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
I think it's fine.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I will I'll go back on it if they sell
a lot more coffee. I mean, if you works.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Okay, they're they're targeting those who live in apartments to
see if they're if that demographic goes up, and I'm
sure it will.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
For being honest, well, the younger demo doesn't even know
how a coffee maker works. They have like they're all crrigs,
or they go to Starbucks or wherever.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
I just told you take a guy like me. I
still call the ATM the quest machine. So you know,
you can name things different names, but I'm going with
the originals. I need a Xerox and you need a
copy of No one is xerox. Yes, hand me a Kleenex,
Quest machine, Quest machine, quest card? Oh my quest card

(13:37):
was pray. It had yellow and red and maroon on it.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
And when you get home, what shows do you watch?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I watch Matt Locke, I watch Star Skin Hutch, I
watch Colombo.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Zartine Huts cannot hold up? Does it hold up?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
It doesn't.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Mattlock's actually a new show.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, what's your face is doing it? She's
the niece or whatever, Oh, she's no relation. Oh, she's
no relation.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
So they take the name Matt Locke and she's southern.
But like I watched two episodes. In the first two episodes,
she goes, that's right, Matt Locke, like the TV character,
but no relation. And they're like, yes, that's smart. Yeah,
that's smart. All right, but listen, just so you say that,

(14:23):
I'm never up on the times we are watching murders
in the building.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh, good for you.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
But here's the thing. We always wait. We wait until
the entire season's through so we can binge. Yeah. Smart, Well,
we didn't realize that the entire fifth season wasn't out, so.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, no, no, they've split it in half every year. Last
night just come to a screech at halt six episodes
and Jackie was like, is it over? And I was like, no,
they hadn't solved the murder yet. But it's so funny.
Steve Martin, he's really funny. He's so good, like he's
like eighty one, he's so good. Yeah, heed, And by
the way, in the in the last two episodes, he's

(14:58):
it's come out that he's been taking testosterone. Yeah, it's
it's it's hilarious. Dude and and her friend. The is
a girl that she grew up with, but now she's
the most downloaded, downloaded song artist because she goes. She
figured out that if she made herself her name was
the that people searching the rolling stones or whatever, that

(15:22):
most bands start with, the that her song would come
up first. It's a good show. It's a good fun
show with thirty minute or forty minute episodes. It's perfect. Yeah,
there's so many stars in it.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
All right.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I'll table the idea of what people do. And I've
seen it in a TV commercial and on some Netflix shows,
and I'm like, I wonder if I should I should
do that in the morning. We'll bring that up when
we come back. That's called a radio tease.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
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Speaker 1 (15:48):
What's it?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
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the time. I get off to work. After work, all
I want to do is just lay around my testosteron

(16:10):
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(16:33):
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Speaker 1 (16:38):
Uh Fosse is the researcher. I'm confirmed by story here.
Fosse is the researcher that studied gorillas and Jane Goodall
studied chimps. Fosse was murdered in nineteen eighty gosho grilla. No,
I think poachers. I thinks killed her.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah, we'll look it up in the break and we'll
get the we'll make the distinction when we come back.
News Radio eight forty.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
You know what an ape's favorite ice cream is? You
know what chocolate chimp? Here's a dollar in.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
News Radio eight for me. Wa chance They always put
like super good looking people in these morning routines and
new little TikTok deals. You know, it's always a good
looking dude and is tight underwear, and he's got a
gigantic closet, and he's walking through his kitchen and in

(17:29):
his kitchen, the new thing is he the guy has
a clear bowl and he has about half ice half water,
and the new thing is to place your face into
the water for a certain amount of time.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
I read this, this is a new trend. It's yes,
it's ice water facial. It's ten to fifteen seconds intervals
for two minutes.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I believe that's how you start. But they're saying you
should get up to a minute or so.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
So just get like a snorkel and Huey Lewis.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
You can't hold your breath for sixty seconds.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Huey Lewis was a visionary, wasn't he? Because then I
want a new drug. He did that.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Cold, shocking and oddly refreshing. The ice water facial is
the newest beauty trend to blow up online. TikTok users
and celebrities like Bella had did She's Hot, are plunging
their faces into bowls of ice water, and dermatologists admit
it can help in short term perks.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yes, it was going to shrink your pores. Yes, help
with your lines. Yes, I don't mind my line.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
But some people's skin it can't irritate and dry out,
so you have to They're saying you have to hydrate,
you have to moisturize. See that's just lock in the hydration.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Now we're getting down. Okay, Now let's see who did
this study in twenty I bet you twenty bucks right
now was big moisturizer.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Doctor Noah Gratch.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
He's good. You know what you how any patients he
has it's the Connecticut Yas, Yes too, what Noah, he's
got one female and one male patient.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I'm going to tell you to put fifty cents in
the bad joke?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Are you the doctor Noah has one.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
That went over my head. But maybe I'm an idiot,
doctor Noah.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
No, No, it's just a bad joke.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
No, it's Noah. You've heard Noah's art ware.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
We get it, we know, we get it. Doctor Noah
Gratch recommends patting your face dry gently afterwards an applying
moisturizer to lock in hydration. He also advises doing it
a few times a week to avoid drying out or
irritating the skin. So he says, don't do it every day,
but do it several times a week should be fine.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Do you have a morning routine? Yeah? Do you do
the exact same thing every single morning?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Pretty much?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Me too, John Auden.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Mind the timing of it varies. But I get up,
I feed the baby, take a shower, and then trying
to fall asleep on I'm driving the way here.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Gosh, I remember those morning outs.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
No way, dude. Diane Fosse, let's clear it up. Born
January sixteenth, nineteen thirty two was an American primologist conservationist
known for undertaking study of the mountain gorilla. She started
in nineteen sixty six until her murder in nineteen eighty five.

(20:22):
She studied them daily in the Mountain force of Rwanda.
Is Rwanda not one of the worst places on the planet.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I think that body remembers that movie you had to
watch in high school. Hotel Rwanda was that around Trillillough.
It was after your all's time.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
I've never heard of it.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
They had a genocide where they murdered a million of
their own people out. Yeah, they murdered a million of
their own people. I remember the most disturbing, not the
most disturbing, one of the disturbing stories where they were
cutting the breast off women so they couldn't feed their
It wouldn't kill them, but they would cut their breasts
off so they couldn't feed their own babies. It was
just six six stuff for Rwanda's.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I think they remove other parts as well.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's not a place you should vacation. No, of course,
the movie is Gorilla's in the Mist. That was Dian Fossey,
not the lady that died yesterday.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Her teeth look real, but they're Fossees.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Diane.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Okay, so that I get it.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
You can get the fifty.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Okay, hang on, Diane Fosse. Uh, we are giving away
Wine on the River tickets again today.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I have three river questions.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Okay, I got plenty of wine questions. Okay, so you
get a choice, yes, wine or river trivia?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yes, all right.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Basically wine on the River is you pay, you give
the you get the glass. It says wine on the
River Da da da, And you go around and all
these places have different wines. You can you can taste
and if you like something, you can buy it.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
You can buy a bottle of It's coulda be next Saturday,
October eleventh on the Belvedere two pm to six pm plus.
Bourbon is going to you there, so I guess we'll
use I got the perfect song for it coming in. Okay,
I'll tell you off the air well if you remember
during the remember the California fires, how they were having
drone problems. A California Tech executive was sentenced to jail

(22:15):
and also ordered to pay one hundred and fifty six
thousand dollars because his drone collided with a firefighting plane
in the Palisides fire in Los Angeles. Yep, but he's
not going to have very much trouble paying the fine.
It is going to suck during the federal what is it?
Fourteen days federal okay time?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Why?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Because he is the co founder of Call of Duty.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Oh my, how much money with this guy?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh my?

Speaker 4 (22:41):
What?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Co founder of Call of Duty, Pete Tripp Ackerman, fifty
seven years old, will serve fourteen days in the federal penitentiary,
then thirty days homing.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Oh my gosh, in the federal pen Yes, in California. Yeah, oh,
I bet that's a fun fourteen days.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Well, I've actually got friends that did federal time, and
they said, if you do time, federals is the way
you want to go.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Really yeah, because it's lockdown more I don't.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Know, plus found they said the absolute worst is county jail,
which we know that's the worst, and then state prisons
an upgrade, and he said federal is usually better.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Well, I I just you make a lot of friends
in there. As soon as if I'm him, I'm buying
all of the guards right away. Everyone here in this
room gets a new car. If this fourteen day goes
without incident.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Can you imagine if it gets out, if it gets
out on C block or wherever this guy is in
federal prison. He is the co founder of Call Duty Amen,
put some put some money on my count.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
I mean, we forget the list of a celebrity interment
when you get used to a celebrity life. Mike Tyson
did three years.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah in Indianapolis.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Right, who's the tax evasion? She?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Uh? What about uh?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Blade?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Wesley snip, Wesley Snipe.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's a tax evasion. Yeah, that's right. Prison time that's
a little bit different. Than life in Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
So the co founder of the game Call of Dute,
he's gonna.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Be unless you're going to a Diddy party.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Fourteen fourteen days in similar visit and then thirty days
home detangent, which I mean if I can't really imagine
the crib this guy has.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Did you say crib?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Oh? That was bringing it back?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Man, it was cringey.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
No, I'm bringing it back.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
What kind of crib do you think he has?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Third Base Coast first base coach John Alden. I need
a ruling on uh crib crib.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
He's a fifty seven year old white guy. He doesn't
need to be saying crib.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Grew up in the age of the MTV, right.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, baby, it'd be spoogie.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
He still hasn't taken off.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
By the way, what was your girls duo? You all
a duo too, right?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Benji and then I had one. I can't remember. It
must be not very impressive. Salt and Chewies soft, Salt
and Chewies are rap names.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yes, I'm soft, he's so. Here's the sentence. Fourteen day
federal pen, thirty days home detention, and must complete one
hundred and fifty hours of community service. On January ninth
of this year, Ackerman drove to Santa Monica and he
launched his DJI Mini Pro from a parking garage rooftop

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to check out and see if a friend's home has
been damaged by the fires. At one point five miles
into the restricted air space. What happened was they had
one of these super scuba planes to go down and
get the water. There was actually at least from Quebec.
It hit that, causing over sixty five thousand dollars in damage.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Did you see the planes that collided in LaGuardia yesterday?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
No, I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
They're on the tarmac. I mean they're one is taxing
to go to there to drop off the folks, and
then the other one is going to take off and
they just run into each other. It smashes one of
the wings completely off one of the planes, and the
front of the plane is smashed.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Well, listen, airplane chicken has been part of aviation for years, right,
I for one, I'm glad to see it coming back. Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
They called it a low speed collision.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
He keep it.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
A whole wing is off. How is it low speed?
I guess when it comes to airplanes, it would be
low speed. But isn't this happening like every week now
where there's a near miss or planes are clipping each
other on on the taxi.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
There's a reason I don't like getting on planes and
haven't been on one in fifteen years. Anytime there's one
news story the new cycle like this, that just adds
to the reasons, it doesn't bother me.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I do you avoid not getting on a plane?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah? The flying, Like I don't think we're gonna fall
out the sky or reck or anything, because well, you know,
the pilot unless he's suicidal, he doesn't want to die.
I'm saying, you know or she. But the fact of
the matter is I hate flying just because the whole
with people getting through.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
The TSA is a nightmare. But you hate people so
and love dogs? Hey yeah you do? You love dogs? Okay,
there you go, love dogs. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
It's still safer than getting in your minivan and driving
to Florida.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
It can be safer. But I also trust myself more
than I trust I guess other people.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah yeah, well you don't try, I mean, trust yourself.
It's other people on the expressway, dude. Yeah, yeah, Okay,
it's it's crazy, but.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
If you're a good enough driver, you can avoid some
stupid people making stupid decisions. You can't avoid everything, but
you can avoid some things.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, you're completely out of its, completely out of your control.
When you fly, I don't feel like a US citizen
that thirty yards of going through the TSA. I feel
like a criminal, even though I'm just trying to fly
with toothpaste.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
TSA doesn't bother me. That part doesn't bother me. Here's
what bothers me. Uh, We're gonna go ahead and load
everybody in the airplane and there you sit for forty
five minutes, and then if there's an issue with the airplane. Uh, people,
the folks are an issue with the airplane. We're trying
to get this straight out as soon as possib Well,
there you'll sit for an hour and a half. Just
let people off of the airplane and reload it. You know,

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I mean it's cramped.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Trying to make is as simple for TSA as possible.
You know, I don't like shirts that fit. I wear
medium right right right, clearly totally.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
You could see that there's no way.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Some nipper action going on. Uh, And I don't wear
a belt, and I wear like boaters. You would call
them vans, but I wear boaters. So no socks and
the and the shoes. I want to make it as
clear as possible that it's all form fitting. Plus maybe
the genes are a little tight. Okay, just saying. And
almost all the time, hang on, hang on. They wanned
me and I'm like, where would I be hiding something?

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And they always in here. I get to do this
line because they always touch my shoulders to check and
I go, oh, that's just muscle. And you know what,
one hundred percent out of one hundred percent, never get
a smile. Oh of course, Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Listen, sport. Just let me search in and get on
through here.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Never give it a little squeeze after you say that.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Hey slick, keep your mouth shut, Hey, get your stuff,
hey Ace. And then everyone is different. Is the laptop
in the bag or is out? Is it out or
it in? And if you go to one where you're
taking your laptop out and the guy look at you,
the girl looks at you and goes, no, no, keep
your laptop in. I didn't tell you to take it out.
I was like, I'm sorry. Every other place that's take
it out. What do you want me to do? I

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cannot travel without my damn laptop.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
My wife is screaming at the radio now, saying, Tony,
shut up because you're stressing me out flying tuesday.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh that's all right, that's what we need to do.
We're gonna do more airplane stories until Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh. I already started listen the uh freaking out about
this and dreading. It started like last week.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Oh, I'm sure I can tell at work it's starting
to set in.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
I usually check everything of the doorway. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
So just to recircle back, A collision occurred Wednesday, a night,
between two Delta Airline planes on a taxi way at
LaGuardia Airport in New York. Sorry. In a statement, Delta
Airline said it was a low speed collision occurred between
Endeavor Air flight five, all of fifty forty seven, arriving
from Charlotte. That's one of the biggies that we go

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through an Endeavor flight. So it's the same company two Endeavor.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Wow, I'm not sure I've ever heard of Endeavor.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Now, it must be a north thing.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
I usually fly Larry Air.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
But I don't understand how you could not see the
giant other plane coming the other way.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Well, maybe they were playing chicken.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
You think we'll get around this guy.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
But that was the worst aviation disaster in history. Right,
it was two planes that were there were passenger planes
that collided on takeoff.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
One was taking off and the other one was landing.
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I came remember, I thought it was both take off.
Maybe one was landing.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
How about a new topic? How about that? Hey?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Time about the final destination here in the next few days.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
One.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I love those movies.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
You know what I'm gonna do. Yes, I'm gonna take
a dip in my Southern comfort hot tub and forget
about all this stupidness. Nice transition, Oh Southern Comfort, take
me away in the seventies all we have with Calgarne,
Isn't that right?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Cal gonna take me away? And then the lady would
fall back into the pool.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Right, how about you know what's burnan calgar your Southern
covered hot tub. You want to reconnect with the one
you love? You got it. It's just you and the
one you love or ones you love. I don't judge
in your Southern Comfort hot tub. Listen, no phones, no tablets,
no TVs and they have twelve months same as cash
makes it affordable for any family. Hot tubs as low

(31:41):
as sixty five dollars a month. You gotta love your
Southern covert hot tub seventy five oh one. Preston Highway
till Todd Gibson and the crew.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
We said, hey, vision first, go to vision firstiicare dot com.
I love my glasses. I have four pair. I'll be
going back here soon dragging my buddy Dwight Witting with
me to get them. The MRI. I have his eyeballar eyeball. Listen, man,
I want to trademark that. By the way, I.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Said this morning to myself out loud like an idiot,
I gotta go to vision first. I was looking at
our kitchen counter, our island. Five pairs of readers, every
one of them.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
That's why that was the biggest reason I went to
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an appointment. Get that MRIV your eyeball, mryeball, and it
really is. It's the entire eyeball. You can even see
the stem in the back sort of. They want to
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