12.1: The Sneakin' Deacon Greg Gitschier, Amazon Refunds, and Unconventional Relationship Boundaries

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we're gonna get Greg, get you on the

(00:01):
sneaking deacon, but I want to give you a heads up.
There are fifteen trucks about to hit the road to
start to brine the roads.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, did you, Brian your turkey?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I don't know. I didn't brind a turkey. I got
to go thing from what's the restaurant, Crackerbrail. All right,
So there are fifteen trucks that are about to hit
the road to brin the road. Give them room to
do what they do because they have to put that
mixture down before, so the ice is effective a little
bit or the assault is effective a little bit later today.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
So as a matter, if you check that, if you
don't mind, why are they doing this now?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, there's a couple of minutes they're gonna get out.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
If you're listening, Susan and I are flying off the
Cobbo tomorrow. If it's not too inconvenient, Louisville, if you
could just stay off the streets for the next eight
or nine hours, let this, Brian really sink in, because
Alex Romando comedians picking us up tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
We want to safe trip to the airport. They'll make
the roads taste better.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
All right, speaking Yah, hang on, hang on, hang on
this top of the hour, we stoops is out at Kentucky.
They're gonna start looking and they're gonna target will Stein.
Played at Trinity, played at Louisville. He's the offensive coordinator
at Oregon. He's the mastermind. He is Bobby Patrino, he
is Jeff Brawn from a couple of years ago. He
is the guy. So they're gonna target him. Terry miners

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forty years today. He'll celebrate that today at three o'clock.
And over the weekend, LNPD had a couple of amazing
stories which included some person drove his GEO into the
river and the divers had to get out there and
start to search for him. So now we brought in
the Sneaking Deacon to sort of give us the rundown

(01:39):
of how that works. That is a very dangerous job.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Greg Sneaking Diggon, How are you good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Hey guys. Yeah. I had the honor of being on
the first the Jeffson County Police dive team with some
great guys, and you know what, we had to train
a lot in the Ohio River. We were federally funded
so we had very good equipment, but I can't tell
you how dangerous it is out there. Even on a bright,
sunny day, zero visibility.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
That's why I was gonna ask you, look, even if
there's not a cloud in the sky, sun beating down,
it's noon and you're in the crystal brown waters of
the Ohio, what's visibility down there? In that muck and
that crud? Three feet five feet?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I mean, it'd be somewhere between zero and none. Wow,
it's this fault. But you gotta remember that river is
always moving, so it's always stirring up the dirt, the silt,
and god knows whatever else is in there, and it's
just constantly. Even with the strongest flashlights available, we had
zero visibility on a bright day.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
So what Well, then this happened at night at night,
twenty nine degrees the water. I can't imagine what the
temperature of the water is. Uh, And it's at night
and there they have to at least try to find
this individual, right, what's the what's how long do they
look for? They go, Okay, we found the car. That's
about it. We call it off.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, yeah, you could tell it was It was so dangerous.
Uh you know that they still couldn't keep messing with it.
I mean they tried really hard, and we always were
rescue first. We wanted to you know, save somebody, and
then when there's a recovery, we pulled the Unfortunately, we
put a lot of bodies out in the five years
I was on the team. But yeah, it's just so dangerous.
You can't risk you know, your divers because you're down there,

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and you know, we have a rope, safety rope on us,
but uh, in darkness, we've we've dove under ice a
few times, believe it or not. Oh god, we had
to train under ice. You know. That's you know, the
one hole going in there and you have to come
out that same hole, you know. So it's very very dangerous.
But uh yeah, I give a lot of credit to
the men and women that do that.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Well, let's talk about that for a second. Hypothermia. Look,
when I worked at a car wash in the eighties
of my buddy Dan, we had, you know, we were
jersey gloves, but since we're washing cars, they would get wet,
it's cold, and it was horrible. My buddy Dan Sheehan
went to Lull Dive Company bought diver gloves where when
we got our heads wet, they actually stayed somewhat warm.

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But even after a while, your hands eventually.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Got stop working, your body stops working.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
How do you prevent a hypothermia when you're in situations
like that? Because think about this, man, the further down
you go, the colder it gets.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Or am I off on that?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Well, that's that's certainly true with lakes and stuff like that.
But Hoyle River really that my memory is correct, it's
only averaging eighteen feet deep. A lot of people are
shocked by that. Oh yeah, yeah, averaging Now a cross
where those electric lines go across, and I think they
said it was in the forties and matter of fact

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that it's speaking electric lines. You remember when the airplane
came through there and ripped the wing off when all
the people were out on the Ohio River ice, Yeah,
we got we got called out to dive on that.
So it was it was a brutally cold day. Obviously
Ohio River completely froze over.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, in the current rolls, so I'm trying to The
current goes from let's say I'm at the guld house.
It goes towards Portland, right, that's the current. Yes, yeah,
and it's mostly in the middle of the river, the
current like twenty yards off shore.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Well, yeah, I can't I don't comment. I can't comment
on that. But listen, think about it, Tony. Those locks
how big those locks are in the Portland area, right, Yeah.
So when we would go out and dive a lot
of times we didn't have time to you know, we
found out the hard way that we had to have
them shut the locks down because you'd be down there
on the bottom of the river and pitch black water,

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you know, try not to get tangled up into all
the the old barges and fishing and you know, fishing
lines that are in the river, and then all of
a sudden they open up the locks and you're just
pulled across the bottom of that thing.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
It is, I know, and well to Dwight asking, it's
only that deep. I know, lmpd is is some of
the divers have come across some suicide folks that they
didn't know committed suicide. When they dive in feet first,
a lot of times they'll sink, because it's only twenty
feet or whatever, sink into the mud. So they're just

(06:02):
hanging there like like, uh, statues, statues and they come
up on them and like, oh.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
I tell you what. I've grabbed a few bodies to
seize people. And it's a freaky feeling when you're you know,
in pitch black grabbing and all of a sudden, you know,
you grab an arm or leg or something. It's pretty freaky.
But the tony I want dright, I want to to
answer your question. Everyone said, yeah, but you guys are
in wet suits, and like you experience that water. It's

(06:32):
a wet suit. So that water, if it's thirty five
degrees or forty degrees, that's what you're getting against your body, right,
and if you don't move very much, it could trap
that layer for a little bit of warmth. But we're
working divers, so we constantly are squeezing old you know,
old water out in new water in and it's so
you get the temperature of that water, it's freezing, and

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we can't say more than twenty minutes. They would time
us well, and they give us, they'd give us tugs
on the rope. When it's time to come out, you
do kind of it does kind of mess with your
brains after twenty minutes and.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Isn't there constant barge traffic?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I mean we have to shut the barges off of course. Yeah,
there's so much stuff on the bottom of that river.
We have no idea what's actually.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Refrigerators, tires, whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well let's uh, Greg Getcher's our guess. He was on
the Louisville dive team with Jefferson County, right, Jeffersonty Police Department.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah, Jeffson County.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
And what we're doing is we're talking about the tragic
events over the weekend where the dive team had to
go in. We've already demonstrated that you can't see under
the water even in broad daylight. We're talking about pitch black.
So what does a police diver do? Is there almost
like a grid section where you guys go out in
grids and you're feeling around for something because.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
There has to be math involved, right, like the current
at seven miles an hour, Yeah, that's a great I
have to do math going if it's an hour later,
then he's got to be right.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Well, that's that would make sense if it was a
smooth bottom toe, but it's jagged with all kinds of
stuff in there, so we would have to estimate and
like I said, if you can get the lock shut down,
it makes it easier and dwight to your question, there's
two days when we did and now this has been
years ago, but we would do it. We would drop
an anchor to the bottom, and we tie ropes off

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on that line that goes to the anchor, and then
we'd do circular swim patterns and then once we completed
the circle, then we'd go out to the next knot
in the rope and swim the same circle just a
little bit wider. And that's how we look for bodies, cars,
or weapons that might be in there. Sometimes people would
use a gun and then throw it off the bridge
and then we'd have to go look for it under

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the bridges.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Wow, that just seems impossible. You know, it's twenty twenty five,
and technology keeps advancing by the minute. At what point
will there be diving droids or do all.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
We have them? You think?

Speaker 4 (08:56):
I don't know about that. You know, we would get
the Coastguard to us. They were awesome. You know, they
had some sonart. Remember when that airplane crashed through the
ice in front of hundreds of witnesses. We had a
hard time finding that thing because of once again, because
of the currents and the ice and everything. So you know,
we did have that capability. We did carry metal detectors

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and you'd put the little earpiece you know, underneath your
your your mask, your your hood, and then sometimes it
would hit on the metal. But there's so much metal
in the bottom, you know, that wasn't that helpful either.
So it was it was challenging, and you know, but
we did. We stayed pretty busy.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Was there ever a part where you thought, man, I'm
not gonna make it out of here.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
When you get tangled up in fishing line and dark water,
you have to be really careful because obviously we all
we was not obviously, but we all carried pretty sharp
knives in our ankles, and you would you could cut
yourself out of fishing line. What you did want to
do is cut your breathing hose off and that proper
because it's black water. And yeah, and it's very mental

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because you find out real quick if you have class
of phobia or if you panic. And my good friend
Chris Winters was a captain on the police dive team.
He ran it, but before he got on it, I
was training him and I had to turn his water
his air haul hose off in the in the Ohio
River so he would learn how to get get up
safely without air you.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, I remember there was a guy graduated Saint xt
round the time I did when the uh when the
lady jumped off the bridge in the middle of the day,
in the middle of the day, and he he just
jumped in after her to try to save her. And
he he ended up losing his life. And he was
supposed to be a very strong swimmer, uh in, a big,
big strong dude, and and he he lost his life.

(10:45):
They both did. And and that that's that'll tell you
how dangerous that river is.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah, we we had to train, even if we trained
in clear water, we trained every month. We would tape
our masks up, you know, so it was black so
you have no visibility, and then we would try to
simulate dangerous situations like turning your spinning you around upside
down and then turning your air off so you wouldn't panic,
you know, and you learn how to surface correctly, you know,

(11:11):
do an emergency surface and all that kind of stuff.
So we did a lot of training, plus cave diving guys.
That's a whole different story. All did Lakes in Kentucky
we trained in and there's a lot of caves, and
sometimes divers would go down there and panic and we'd
have to go down there and find them. The caves
should be so narrow that the caves would be so
narrow in some spots you'd had to take your tank
off because you couldn't fit through, push and push your

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tank in front of you to get through the You know, yeah,
it's to mind. It messes with your head, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I want to be an underwater spolnker.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Hey, let me ask you this. You mentioned about coming
back up to the surface. Uh, did you ever get
the bends on any of these dives? Because I thought
the bends was an inconvenience. I don't know the bends.
He's had to dive deep lakes before. I would imagine
forty feets yeah, deep enough, But uh, I didn't realize
that the bends could actually take you out. I thought

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it was just a yeah it.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
No, it was something you had to pay really close
attention to the time, how how deep you were in
the water, and how much time you were at that level.
I think the deepest I probably went in Kentucky was
about one hundred and ten feet down by what's the
famous lake down by the Tennessee border Escapes in my mind.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Right, is it Lake Teddy?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Is that it?

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
South?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I think that's right.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's in South America.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Oh South.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah. They used to hide I think it was. They
used to hide presence. I mean like whiskey bottles and stuff,
Cuddy Sark and they'd hide it and people would have
to find it all over the world. Well, we did that.
I think they'll hollow actually, and we dropped a case
of scotch down there. We had to hide it and
people would have to find it. It was some kind
of advertising deal. I didn't get the go ahead, Yeah,

(12:56):
I think I did get to dive Bermuda, uh after words.
And that was probably about one hundred and twenty five
for crystal clear water. You could see the rivets on
the boat at one hundred and twenty five. Are you
not freaking credible?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Are you not freaked out about sharks?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
When you're.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Well, I mean there's there's always a buddy diver with you,
so you know you kind of I don't skip de
nine each other.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
So if your buddy diving with me and we see
a shark. First they want to do a slice the
side of your arm to get you the blood on
you and then get out of there. I guess is
that the best plan of action if you're diving with
somebody who see a shark.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Well, anything shiny too, be the fastest diver. You just
can't be the slowest dive right, Well, anything shiny too,
you pull a knife. In all that, I've heard many
a story's done and key in the keys where the
bar barracoota will attack anything shiny, So you pull your
knife thinking you're going to protect yourself, it'll go right
for it. Yeah, heart, But no, you're a great source

(13:51):
for all this stuff. And I wanted to bring that
up because that is, you know, we we obviously thoughts
in prayers to this individual that drove into the river,
but the aftermath of that is LMPD and and folks
getting in there and taking their own lives at risk
trying to rescue him A and B recover. So it
is it's a job, and it's a dangerous job. Dangerous

(14:13):
Thank you for doing that when you did.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Absolutely yes, Hey, let.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Me remind your listeners to buy one of those little
cheap devices you can put on your keychain. Yes, that
would help you break out your side window and escape
if you end up in the lake or water.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yes, no, well that.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Too. They're like ten dollars at least, I mean at
the at the most on you know, you can order
them online and you just carry it, keep it on
your car turn signal, or keep it in your keychain.
And what it does. It won't work on your front
windshield because it's safety glass, but it will pop out
your side window and give you a chance because once
that water starts surrounding your car, you can't open your

(14:52):
door anymore. That's what it's going to kill your electricity.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Is it just impossible with that much weight of the
river and water even at has already submerged to get
the door open or.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Is yeah, yeah you can't. But it's just physics, man.
I know you probably took a lot of physics at
Why I was on.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
The physics team, I was the anchor was the physics
clubs important Sneaking Deacon, you're the best.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Get you get his book to Sneak and Deacon.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
And by the way, Greg, get your Welcome to the
Smoking Club. He bought his first first grill a girl.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Oh boy, yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah you you two guys are costing me a lot
of money. I had to get my car, your car
repaired as your one advertiser.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
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Speaker 4 (15:41):
Course I'm getting a washer and dryer through Tony Supply.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
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Speaker 2 (15:47):
You got your fireplace inspector, because I was over your
house last week. That's the fireplace. You bought a grill,
Masterply grill. And then suppose we were getting uh season
tickets to the Woisver Kings.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
To take it off the pata. You know what it off.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's me.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I'm off the lot. Thanks you. I love you. I
love your brother, See you buddy.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
All right, guys, see you.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I just hung up on him, Johnny.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I just said him, Todd.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
He's here with a paper clip, and John hangs up on.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I just sent him Todd Aster's number of bargain supply.
He's getting washing driver. He needs to get this scratching
in brand new appliants. But that's it.

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It needs to start washing the clothes and all that.

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Golle. Great guy that stinks to high heaven.

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(17:10):
Oh Yeah, welcome back news Radio eight forty Whas. Terry
miners forty years on whas he is never leaving that seat.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
What is this song? John?

Speaker 5 (17:22):
This is hot Rod Hearts. Robbie Dupree, hot Rod Hearts,
hot Rod I like two things in life, and that's
hot rocks and hearts.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
It's pretty incredible to think about forty years for an
individual to be in one at one station in afternoons. Look,
we all know radio. Everyone you know you know r
in radio till you get fired. He's never been fired.
I've never been fired. We came close this year. He's
an amazing individual, great family man, and he's going to

(17:56):
celebrate that forty years in this afternoon off the air,
He'll have his buddies on and talked about his career.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
The first time and the union saved you. I'm kidding, And.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I do remember his There were times that the entire
city was listening to him, certainly during emergencies and all that.
But when he had Rick Patino on after the book
came out, No, yeah, was it the book or was
trying to pick which U of L scalal it was? Uh,
but I remember everybody. His first question was, Hey, are

(18:30):
you going to quit? Are you going to resign? Right
out of the gate, and Rick Patino said, oh, well,
good to talk to you too, Terry. I thought that
was one of his more significant interviews ever. So congratulations
to Terry Miners forty years at whas the damn station's
only one hundred years, so he's been on for a
good portion of it. Amazon is sending out payments to

(18:52):
eligible Prime members as part of the two point five
billion dollars settlement. As Dwight eats two bags of chips,
not one, because he's the guy in the grocery store
that grabs all the hams, not one. I forgot my
launch man, two bags of chips.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
They're called skinny pops for a reason. You can eat
as much as you want.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
When you eat that much, they're fat pops.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
You're fat.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Amazon has started setting out refunds to eligible Prime members
as part of a two point five billion dollars settlement
with the Federal Trade Commission. The company agreed to payouts
in September to settle a twenty twenty three lawsuit. The
FTC accused Amazon with misleading customers into signing up for
Prime and making it harder to cancel. Isn't that every website,
every subscription based streaming service, whatever it may be.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Hey, but you know what, the Frankfurt, the Kentucky legislator,
and we'll have to get them on about this. I
think it was last session they passed something where you know,
reoccurring subscriptions. Yeah, it can't just reoccur in Kentucky.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh, Frank God, yes, we'll.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Have to get somebody on here. They make it so
damn hard to even find out.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I remember.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
So, by the way, eligible prime members will see fifty.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I'm surprised as that much. That's actually a high dollar
amount for it. Well for class I said, a class
action lawsuit. They say, who is suing Visor? Oh my gosh,
that's the biggest drug company in the world. How much
we sued him for.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
You're not gonna believe this.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Seven hundred and eighty trillion? What with the t Yeah,
trillion dollars. What's my cut?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Thirty two cents? How much is a stamp?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
No, no, it's not that bad. It's two dollars and thirty.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Two I'm sorry. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I thought.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
The dirtiest trick was when I was on Facebook fifteen
years ago and I got off it because I was like, oh,
what is what the hell is Facebook? I tried to cancel.
H I did cancel and delete my account, remember this,
And they they would throw pictures of your friends out
the second to last page, and they were like, they
threw two of my friends up with their picture and

(20:48):
it said don't don't cancel, don't go we'll be disappointed.
And I went, oh, how'd Michelle know that I was deleting?
And I went, of course he doesn't know I'm deleting
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Arthorria News Radio forty whas Dwight is headed to his
homestead where he feels most comfortable, and that is in
Cabo Wabbo. You've had your jacket on for about an

(21:44):
hour here. Yes, it's just like you can't leave you dude.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I could not be any more checked out if I tried.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, John Alden's got to play Cabo Wobble.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Back down to Cabo.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
This is not Eddie's. This is I'm sorry Eddie. This
isn't Sammy's birthday.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
This is Hill.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
We go with your anniversary.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Three times a year. We go for Sammy Hagar's birthday
party and that's in aug October, and then we go
for our anniversary, which is Wednesday, December third.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
You wanted to now think about it. December third, and
it's thirteen.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Years, fourteen years, and so Wednesday we will be celebrating
three years of happy matrimony.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
In the break he's he was always go someplace and
picks up something. He goes this year, I this time,
I just called the butler.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I did this. We're gonna pick up butler down there?
So I called Edgar? Yes, or say hey Edgar, what
about this?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yes? Mister all right?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Played the dating show? Do you want to do unconventional
relationship boundaries? Every couple swears by Yeah, let's do it, baby.
The end of your show and then we'll be here
working without you is your son?

Speaker 6 (23:00):
It could be so fun Tuesday through Friday and then
Monday through Wednesday with no Dwight witness.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Hey man, I'm I'm still here.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I can hear you.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
You know you know.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I stream the show every day down there, right.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
All right, this is this is advice. This is advice
they say they do in their relationships. They want to share.
We argue over text because we both tend to be
hot headed in the moment. So texting allows you to
process what the other is saying before responding. I think
this is a great idea.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I don't here's why. Why Because you can't tell inflection,
sarcasm and multiple other thing men through text.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I don't know. I think this is a good idea.
So you can think about what they said and then
think about what you're saying. You can even type something
out and delete it before.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Will you do that on your own? Yeah, that's not
a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
But two hot headed people, this is probably a good idea.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
All right.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I'm so even kiln. It's hard for me to relate.
I'm like a I'm looking doctor fuel.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
What is this called?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
This is?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's unconventional relationship boundaries from happy couples, This one. I
don't know who does this. They don't allow the other
person in the bathroom while pooping. Well, that is insane
to me. Or TV shows has the other person that
person's pooping and I'm like, are you insane?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I don't even I don't want Susan even see me
doing a number one. No, I don't want her relating
that with the number one I wanted so, but I
went you on. I've got friends and they're they'll sit
on the toilet for their wives and vice versa.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I'm who does.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
John, Please tell me that's not you?

Speaker 3 (24:44):
I mean in front of my wife? Listen, number one?
For sure?

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Number one, for sure, number two. If it's bad enough,
I'll be like, honey, you don't need to come in here.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Or vice versa.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Like she's but by okay, let's flip the script on that.
Who wants to brush their teeth while their spouse is
do it?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
So there's two bathrooms for a reason.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Right, we we go a little too far. We don't
pass gas in front of each other if you don't
go in the other room, And a lot of couples
are like, that's crazy, that's crazy introvertism.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, we don't do that in front of each other.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, no, no, no, uh the next one.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Here, there's a couple. As you get older, there might
be a time when you get off the couch and
you accidentally.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Uh This one is we go to bed at the
same time, whether we're both going to sleep or not.
I have to go to bed early for work, and
my wife always comes with me and stays and reads
or watches TV's annoying.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
So we do that now because of course I get
up at four in the morning. She used to go
to bed before I would because I was a night owl.
But I can't do that anymore. Oh my gosh, you
were a night out and now.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
You're doing morning.

Speaker 7 (25:52):
Yeah, big, big lifestyle, that transition, because I gotta tell
you I did that. I swore I did that when
I went from rock radio to sport. It's and it's awful.
I was a night person because rock radio you're in
bars till two in the morning, and YadA YadA. If
someone I was your partner, I know, I don't, but
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
A morning like for example with the Witting House. Like
right now, we don't have to get up early early
per se to do this show per se. But when
when Tony and I were doing rock radio, we had
to be at before in the morning. It'll be eight
o'clock on the morning on a weekend.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I don't want to talk to anybody for like two hours.
I'm not a.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Morning guy, and I think seventy five percent of our
inner circle has separate bedrooms. They sleep in separate bedrooms.
I do that pretty consistently now because it's not anything
I have to do with her, because I don't mind
the leg wrapped around the other leg kind of deal.
But the cats, the animals keep me up, and I'm like,
I'm tired of these damn cats.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
See, we have the quarantine room, so anytime Kentucky plays
or yeah, I kind of sneak over that corner. It
started out it was just a separate bedroom for whatever
one has had the flu, and then I made the
mistake of putting a flat screen TV in there creature comforts,
and like.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
The cats will do the jerk thing, which is about
three in the morning. They'll take their pall and just
touch your face and they're standing there going, what are
you doing.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Well in a cat and a cat steal your breath
like they try to.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
They knocked stuff over. They knock stuff over.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Is that a thing, John Alden, you got an infant?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
No, that's an old Watch Wives tale.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Yeah, well, you say a cat and you trying to
compare a cat to an infant, No cat.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Top of it.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Was that they would say sudden infant.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Death syndrome cat steal.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
No, it's an old wives tale. No, it was they
were trying to make sense of sudden death.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
It says, yes, a cat will absolutely do that. Don't
believe the old wives tale. And this came, what is
this site? Nothing but the truth dot com? Wow, I'm
right off something else He.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Skirtles this one again. These are two of the top four.
Here is what they My advice to every newly weed.
I'm like separate bathrooms and separate checking accounts. While we
share most of our finances, we each have a designed
amount per paycheck and that goes into separate accounts for
no questions asked spending.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, we just had both of our accounts go into yeah, no, no,
we split up the she pays half the stuff, I
pay the other half of the stuff, and then we
spend our own money.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
That's the deal. If it's a big purchaser like hey,
do you mind if I do this? And it's like no,
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Susan will ask man, do you mind have by this
fifty dollars thing? I'm like, I hope you don't realize
what I'm buying without asking you.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
That's my advice. Separate checking account Susan.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Susan financially pays for all of our bills, but then
I pay her back with love.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
If he has plans with a friend, I never assume
that's also invited. I'm invited, of course, not okay. We
always ask is this is this the wives going or not?
I do that with my text chain of guys. I
always go when there's something planning, I go, is this
wives or not? Because those are two different events. One

(29:11):
is when it's all the guys, stories are told. Probably
if the wives are there, stories are not told. Problem
is or kids. No, you're right, but no, around my
wife stories are told. No.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, but people you generally want her to go to
the event and not me, so that I can't relate
with that.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
If that, that's only a problem if you have a
scorekeeper for a wife or a husband, Like you've gone
out three times with your friends and I have not
gone out, so I have three coming to me.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
That's how things were after our baby was born. Horse,
I'm always home. Yeah, you can stay home with the
baby now, yep.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yep, yep. Yeah, It'll never be enough dude, you spend
every minute at home, they'll be She'll be yelling at you,
and you go, I don't do anything but this. If
anyone of us cheats, the other one gets everything. That's
the deal.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yes, so they've already decided if one of us cheats
the other guy other person gets to keep everything. Uh,
this one's I don't know. I don't text another man
without my husband in the chat, and he doesn't text
other women without me in the chat. Well, how do
you work?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
You couldn't win.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
It's the same thing as people who share Facebook account.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
That's stupid, personal business anything. End quote. It's like, no,
I know that, I do remember, it's insane. Billy Graham
would not take a lunch. He would not take any
kind of a meeting with a female without Ruth or
someone else there with him. No, no, no, no, that's good advice.
If you're a culture or whatever, don't don't get jammed.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
And I'll tell you what's another great advice that I
learned from my wife. She gets interviewed quite a lot, okay,
because if she's in the House of Representatives, So while
she's getting interviewed, she will have somebody video her being interviewed,
because the press can take certain things out of course
and just put that one segment in. Now she has

(31:07):
the ability to go no. The full quote was, my
husband is fat and lazy, Yes, you know, or whatever
the quote might be.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
He may be fat and lazy, but he's he may
be fat and lazy, but he's the best husband. Yeah, yeah,
about the other part, but he's the greatest. We sleep
in separate beds. He has restless leg syndrome, or known
as uh.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
The Jimmy legs. Susan has the Jimmy leg.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
And the worst is the snoring.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Oh my gosh, that's me. But I've got a sea
pat machine. So not only does my seatpap alleviate the snoring,
it makes me look sexy as hell.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
The predators predator here.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
We allow each other's look. The snoring is an issue.
You cannot sleep if you've got a big, loud snorer.
That's why Pat pat, but not pap smear.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Pats I do haven't. I don't want that in my head.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I'm gonna start calling about smear. Uh, Doc, could you.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Hand me about.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Uh uh. We allow each other the choice of spending
time with each other's family or parents. The other is
always invited but doesn't have to go, and it's not
that big a deal. We used to do we have,
you know, each of us had to go if I
were going to see her parents or my parents whatever. Uh,
but we've we've gone away from that. It's just like, no,

(32:35):
go to see your parents, right yeah? Yeah, yeah. Uh,
here's the biggie, which I hate because Jackie's out of
town all the time. We don't skip ahead on TV shows.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
This is why we haven't finished The freaking Blacklist.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah that's uh. That can then be inconvenient because I'm
no longer This is the last show my wife and
I were watching together strictly because I'm so sick of
waiting to finish.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yes, yes we did.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Okay stop.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Black Rabbit is the best new shows?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
What throw the BS flag on?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
We all know that you could just go to the
last fifteen minutes of the series and be content.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I can. Here's the thing. I'm invested way too much
into The Blacks, the last show.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Watch the whole show.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
We're on season nine's a ten season show. We started
this back in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
It's four years yeah, Susan loved that show too.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
The Weekly.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
We didn't start Game of Thrones until season seven, so
we got all seven seasons to watch one after another.
It was great. I will say Stranger Things, we watched
the season five. It's only four episodes. Then they have
another couple and then the last episode will be in theaters.
But it is. I got to tell you those two guys,
the brothers, I think they're brothers that write that show.

(33:48):
It's the It's better than the first four seasons.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
It is.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
It's awesome. It is really it's Stranger Things season five.
Bar High all right, yeah, all right, So again stoops
out at UK. They're gonna start looking. They're gonna target
will Stein. His dad was an All American at Kentucky
also terry miners forty years today. He'll have all his

(34:11):
buddies on with him today, and fifteen brine trucks will
hit the road here in the next couple of minutes
to brind the roads like Dwight Brian's turkeys. Yeah, to
make sure the salt is effective on the storm code.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
If we get one.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
All right, have fun, Buddy and Cabo, John, you and
I for the next week and a half's fun.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
All right.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
We'll see you later on news radio fort A.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
I love you, ma,