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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I had a long conversation this morning with Fat D. White.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yes, you did, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
And he uh, he feels ignored. Yeah, he feels isolated.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
He does a little.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Fat White he feels during the holidays, this is his
normal time to shine.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
He's been picking his chins out though. He visited me
last night.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Go ahead, though, I'm just saying he feels ignored, and
especially at this time of the year when he it's
just it's it's this Fat D. White's time to shine.
And you you're wearing skinny jeans and super tight shirts.
I don't think you look look at him.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Answer, it's pretty tight.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's a large no, no, no, you're thin. My point
is that you're very your thin.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, I will tell you. Fat Dwhite's been boy, he's
been knocking though. Man. Last night I was in bed
and he I was just I'm mine in my own business.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
In silver all in silver chair. Yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
He's always there. You gotta understand, John, fat White is
always there.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, once a fat, always a fat.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Right on the other side of the door, Oh boy,
Like Fat D. White is on the other side of
the door for him. The devil is just on the
other side of the door.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
What you see right now? This Dwhite, this physique, this
is bar old time. Yeah, it's like a lease. I
know what's going away. I just don't know when. But
the bank is gonna go. Uh yeah, you defaulted, you're
fat again. But last night all I'm doing is minded
my own business and watching television. I'm winding down watching
(01:27):
The Golden Girls, and I keep hearing this fat d White. Hey,
you know there's some Kroger's ice cream down there in
the freezer, left over Thanksgiving dough. It's just vanilla wi
Fat Dwight, go away from me. Yeah, but what if
you were to put some peanut butter and some chocolate
protein powder on it? Hehy shut out, Fat Dwight. What
if we were to take some of Susan's protein bars
(01:50):
and it's a battle? Baby?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh boy, do you want to mix everything with the
bad stuff? Well, it is the holidays.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Like yesterday I made I made some sugar cookies and
I had some crushed peppermint at the bottom because I
had those chocolate those chocolate pretzels with peppermint on them.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Have you seen are so good?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, they fall off the pretzels, so at the bottom
of the bag is nothing but crushed uh peppermint. I
put those on top of the sugar cookies.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
What's the point of a sugar cookie? Just make chocolate.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
They're so delicious, it's so delicious.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Just keep telling yourself that it's skinny, Dwight.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
They are stupid. You know what's even more stupid that
is who came up with oatmeal raisin? And why did
they make it look identical to a chocolate chip.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'll give you that oatmeal raisin suck.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, dwidal dye on that hill, dweidle dye on the
hill of oatmeal raisin.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I remember being young and eating oatmeal raisin cookie and
mourners like this isn't a chocolate.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, you feel you feel betrayed.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You do feel betrayed.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It's the old bait and switch man.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
But it's this time of the year. It's okay. You
can't go to a party or get together without there
there's sweets and cakes and cookies. All that is there
to be had, and you know what, go for it.
It's the holidays.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
We having a company Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I haven't heard we were, and it's already pretty much.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm sure it's not happened. Okay, good, I'm pretty sure.
I just sent you a picture of the last one
we had six years ago, John, were you here six
years ago?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It was?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
This must have been right before I showed up. Okay, Yeah,
we had a party up in Uh. I was in
the New lou area somewhere. Uh. And you dressed like Elf?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah? At all the at all the radio station Christmas parties,
I always dressing the theme. I used to come as
cousin Eddie had had the full of the Dicky, the
Marty Moose mug, a whole bit. And then last time
I went to Elf.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. Uh so No. We we talked about when you
were out that there was a new survey there was.
It was a crazy percentage, John, It was like seventy
percent would rather go to the dentist than go to
the company Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Pulled it. I pulled it in the parking garage this morning.
I said, Man, I haven't heard anything about a company
Christmas party. I wonder if that means that we're not
going to have one.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, Tony Cruz, don't make mention it, because you know
Tony to the Christmas party, but he wouldn't come.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
He wouldn't come anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I was thinking I would be the only one, yeah,
because it would be past six. I thought that I
was the only one that would not be disappointed in
not having one. But it sounds like no.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I think things have changed. It's not like the old
days when they asked Tony and Dwight to write a
Christmas play and that play being named named in a
lawsuit at the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Those days day, and it was videoed.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, I cannot believe I associate with you too.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
There was, and there was I'm sorry, don't ask us
to write the play.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Then that's true. They give you the title, they'll give
you the title. It was a little too far, okay, okay,
it was a.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Lot too fair so little. It was fun though.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Our old building used to have an auditorium with a stage,
and they were like, hey, guys, put together a play
like a Christmas play, and we'll do that. In the
middle of the whole thing, we're like, okay, you got it,
you bet?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Are you good with full frontal nudity?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That we didn't go that far?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Actually, actually you did actually, but that was two in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, it was all right. So teachers matter coaches matter.
Last night I was at the Trinity Hall of Fame
and two of my teachers went in. Coach ellen Brand,
of course, is one of my heroes. He went in
last night to the Hall of Fame, and then Coach Chancellor.
He he basically carried me through algebra, So thank you
(05:30):
for that. He got me through that.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I'm not sure say anything algebra right now.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Trio trioslese.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It sounds like a dinosaur, but I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
That's geometry, right.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I think you combined like four words.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
And the trios a dinosaur.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You did triceratops. That's the dinosaurs a triangle alright.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And I knew when I was taking it. I was like, Coach,
I was like, I'm not gonna use geometry. I know
I'm gonna do a stupid job like radio.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Right. And I've never once been a Kroger and said, wow,
look at these groceries. I wonder how much it's gonna cost. Well,
let's just go ahead and make this chicken brass an
axe instead of a number. Never.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Never, once in a staff beaning somebody asked me to
define the the mass of a triangle.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Right, And you know what else, Miss Anderson, my English teacher.
Never once have I gotten a letter in the mail,
open it up, got confused about reading it, and go, hmm,
maybe if I just diagram these sentences, it'll make more
sense to me. Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Never not a one time back when you can have,
you know, nicknames. In high school, everybody called me the
Wop and I remember Coach Chancellor said, hey, bring you
your notebook and I was like, oh, I hadn't done
any homework in like a week. And I was like,
he's gonna see there's no homework anything.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Hey, never mind those seeds in the He.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Cut the remember the do Wop shop had bumpers. He
cut it at half and just had the wop and
he put.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
The wop on there.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
He said, that looks much better.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
But you can't do that now.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No, no, Tony the Wop.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
So all right.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So two Louisville Cardinal stories, real quick sports ball. The
basketball team got bullied and smacked maybe the worst loss
in the Kelsey era at Tennessee. It was awful. I'm
glad I missed most of it. I saw the last
thirty minutes of the game and it was awful. Football.
They leave Friday for Florida, and Boca Raton.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What's the what bowl are they in?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I honest was probably a sponsor in front of it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
But yes, yeah, Buca Rotonoh. The best news with that
is that Moss will be the quarterback, so they'll get
the guy that he had his best game by far
against Kentucky. And uh that if Moss doesn't play, Louisville
probably loses. If Moss plays, They're probably gonna win that game.
So that's two Louisville stories. Yesterday, an action movie was
Beyond Wait a minute, what you.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Want to You know the sponsor is of the ratone?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Is it bad Boy Mowers?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No, it's it's beans, but not just any beans. It's
George Bush's beans. Bush Beans.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Oh no, but doesn't care about black people.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
He I do too, Kanye, especially Colon Powell his name,
he was my first appointee and his name was Colon.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Thank you, mister President President.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yes, Actually I heard from Scott Fitzgerald listening to Coffee
and Company of the way in the day.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
He said that if you bring this is how said
these bull games are. If you bring a Bush's can brings,
you get in free. What if you just have a
they give you a ticket that is there's insane. There's
a line involving Bush that I want to know, and
you're gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I'm gonna way over here.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I'm gonnau Yes, thank you. You can. You count to
ten and I'll do this. Next story, there was an
action movie that they shot yesterday off Westport Road. Did
you see that?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I did not see that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh wait, it wasn't an action movie. It was actual
real life. The car crashed into another car, slammed into
an apartment building, and the gas line exploded. The entire
apartment did the two big buildings on fire? Oh crazy?
Westport Road and Langdon Drive four o'clock yesterday, right in
(09:32):
the middle of four o'clock rush. Wow. Yeah, so down
power lines, the gas line, No, no one, thank god,
and nobody gets hurt.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Even it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It looks like an action movie. So he rammed into
another car and then he's you know, careened off. That's
a good word. No, yeah, kremed.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yes, and creamed bood bar. That's not how you say
it is creamed abdu by the.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Way, that's my favorite Kanye West line.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, of course it is.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
There's no there's no question that was that was American
television history right there.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Thank you for your input. And yeah it was Michael o'bayers.
They just standing there going okay, and then and then
Michael Myers just goes back into uh so give for
hope eight three two whatever it might.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Be again louisell Metro police evacuated the building. No one
inside was hurt. So there you go. Man. Uh have
you ever been to one of those Brazilian uh uh
okay take houses?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Hang on, let me just push this line right over here.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's two lines he has tabled. Wow, he's growing.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Wow, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You would have done those lines, fat would have fat
though I would have done.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
So I have not. But here's the concert that I
believe to be true. You have a card, like a
playing card type thing. One's red and one's green. One side.
They keep bringing meat for you to eat until you
flip it over red.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Right, is the most insane thing I've been to. I've
been to it once in Philadelphia when Dave and I
went to the Army Navy game in Philly. They took
the whole all the media to this place. Is a
good meat or is it's fantastic. Really, it's fantastic. And
a lot of times they bring the whole thing of
meat on a big metal stick and they carve it
(11:33):
off onto your plate. So as long as you keep
it green, they keep bringing food to your plate. Wow,
and we ate so much meat. We didn't eat one carb.
It was it was. There was no bread there was.
It was just meat on top of meat and more meat.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
See, okay, fad D. White. I would have beat the
house on that deal.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, I know, I'll promise you. I promise you. I
would have beat the house on. But right now, the
house because Susan and I we've been watching what we eat.
I think our stomachs has shrank so small. When we
were in Cabo, we are our favorite joint down there, Amiliano's,
and we couldn't finish an entree. We started to do
the stupid thing where you see stupid couples go, hey,
(12:15):
let's split an entree. You become mad?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now I know, well, it's the geometry term. We're on
zipitide I don't. I just don't want to be sounds
like a drug. I just I just don't. It is
I just don't want to be. I just don't want
to be the guy that splits the entre we did.
We've already started that. We're splitting meals now because I
don't eat the whole thing, and the tru zipitide is
(12:38):
a weird fun thing to be on, all right. So
the Gaucho Urbano Brazilian Steakhouse is opening December third in
near the mall Saint Matthew. So I got it in
the neighborhood, and it's in your neighborhood too early, Yeah,
right down the street.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
But what's the ticket on one of these joints?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's gotta be huh, it's got to be high, right,
I don't know. I you know, that game that we
went to was ten years ago and and somebody else
paid for it, So I don't know. I mean, there's
I'm gonna say it's gotta be high.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
There's a big difference between all you can eat. For example,
you get the Ryan's Steakhouse all you can eat, it's
like twelve bucks whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Or the Golden Corral, the Golden Coral.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Fifteen bucks whatever it might be. But if you get
you know, this Brazilian meats.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
How much do you think it is? Per person at
a Brazilian steakhouse on average, I'm going sixty bucks seventy five,
so it's between fifty five and seventy per person.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh so I win? Is that what you say?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Because you do win?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah? Yeah, I was over. It's called Gaucho Lubano Brazilian steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I go to Harpo Steakhouse.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah. Yeah's people like that one too. Get Groucho and
harp Yeah, we get it, dude, Marx Brothers.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You know I always get when I go there.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
What do you get?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Two hard blown eggs? What the Marx Brothers bit? Two
hard blowed eggs?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
No, I'm sorry you're losing people on that one. Okay,
but but you know what, nice try, nice try. You
had such a good day yesterday too. You know, it
was a good show yesterday. I think we tried to
do one a year. You know what one a week
is what we really that's that's the truth. Really stole
the show yesterday, grin. Yeah, and who called it? I said,
(14:17):
who called it? She was on the other side of
the glass, And I said, that's a girl, grinch, you
did call it?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
But look, yeah, but when that grinch rear in was
shown to us. I got quite nervous because both of
us liked it, and I thought, I thought that.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Was a little obnoxious to tell you that I was you.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You're the first one.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I said, No, man, that is a bold faced fake. No.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I looked at me, and you said, look at that
green rear in. I said, stop it, put yourself together.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I'm sending fat Dwight over to the house tonight. Right,
all right, all right, so we're getting started here. There's
a terrible story, and the only reason it is it
is a There's a lot of these stories lately in
schools around our area with teachers involved with students, but
this is a different one because it's a woman teacher
(15:03):
in a fifth grade student. Fifth grade teacher in Louisville's
arrested Monday when she was allegedly tried to meet up
with one of her students grad after after having sexual
conversations with him. According to our arrest citation, Louisville Metro
Police detectives contact the Jefferson County Public Schools on Monday
when Sydney Graf was reported to have engaged in sexual
(15:26):
conversations with a student during the NTI day. They had
a couple a couple of days ago, so it was
really cool. Graf is a fifth grade teacher at Smyrna
Elementary School.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Is it me or we getting more and more of
these by the year, And usually it's men with with
with girl students, and now it is now you're seeing
a lot more of than women with boys students. Why
did we see quite a few? Well, but fifth grade?
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And by the way, this is what happens, because this
happened with l MPD. When you degrade teachers, pay their
job sucks, you not give them any power. Just like LMPD,
you get the bad actors start to become teachers and cops.
That's what happens when you treat the police and teachers, well,
you get the good teachers and police. Pretty simple, pretty
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Speaker 2 (16:46):
Hey, listen, do sleep on this When Baar knows Pizza
Baby only at the Jytown Taphouse location, I'm talking about
the Philly Cheese steak pizza. It's one of the first
things I ate when I got back from Cabo, went
back two days later and had to get two more
two that's right, two pizzas the chief Felly Cheese take pizza,
not one, fat fat dwe He came out and he said,
(17:09):
who are you kidding? Get two of them. It's that good.
But it's only four December.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I wonder when he calls Barons that they ask is
this Dwight?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yes, fat white. Baronos Pizza Plus joined me next Wednesday,
a week from to day for rocking the stock and
where Barono's Pizza and Number one Tequila is going to
do one last Toy Drive collection with Dave Moody performing
at Third in Market. Starts at seven o'clock. I love Baronos,
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you will too.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Back after this on news Radio eight forty w h
A s.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh my gosh, listen, huh CAUs I'm fatah Yeah, you
know it's Michael Jackson singing bad but it's not Michael
and oh we.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All want fat Dwighte to come out for the holidays.
We are to looking at Skinny dwhye.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Uh where now Yankovic on tour or two? Yeah in
June fourteen. Okay, we're now.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You couldn't pay me a thousand dollars ago that show?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I think it would be cool.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, So of course, listen man, people talk about Lennon
McCartney all the time and Shaggers and Richards they're okay,
But up against I'm sure he's a sweet guy. Against
Alfred Yankovic, I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Get into the greatest.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Is he kind of the original parody artist? Oh, I'm
sure not. There's no way.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I mean he's the biggest he took.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Off because there used to be in the seventies there
was a show called the Doctor Demento Show. Okay, and
Doctor Meno would play all kinds of yeah, and MTV
made him him Doctor Household.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
You're wrong, They're just wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, a hacking group says they're extorting porn Hub, reportedly
an extortion plot. It's underway while we speak, targeting porn Hub,
which in Kentucky from what I understand, we can't get.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
You can, but you've got to give them a bunch
of information in research as far as I know, as
far as I've been informed.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
No, I think they just completely I think Pornhub just
pulled out of Kentucky. Let me verify pulled out Huh
he was doing so well. Yeah, porn hub is just
straight up pulled out of Kentucky, don't hope very quick.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
For people that are driving around going at judging mcjudgy,
it is the most visited website by a why margin.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Let's go ahead and give the example of Hawaii getting
the fake EMS tone in the mercy tone saying that
nuclear warheads were coming towards Why this happened about what
E was eight years ago? Six eight years ago? Yeah, yeah,
we did the story on the show and people in
Hawaii thought that they're getting ready to get taken.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, wiped out all their followers and said a nuclear
attack is happening and it's coming to Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So we saw that, say this, the consumption of porn
Hub went up something like twelve percent that day.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Again, the dopamine rush right before they get wiped out.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
But that's the last thing that's not the numbers I'm
talking about. I'm talking about the number of people that
go to pornhub all the time or have been to it.
It's almost the percentage again, it's it's larger than Google
when you visit these sites, or or or Amazon or
any of these sites that you go to. Porn Hub's
numbers are crazy. So I'm not surprised that these hacker groups,
(20:41):
which is probably a bunch of teenagers drinking you who
you who?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
A hacker group known as Scattered lappis Dollar Hunters claims
to have busted into the adult website. In the hack,
they man managed to get their hands on personal information
belonging to the sites premium members. Porn Hub has confirmed
that there has been a hack, and it's sent out
(21:08):
a press release revealing what they're doing about it and
what members can do to protect themselves. But it is
confirmed and extortion email was indeed sent to porn Hub.
It's not clear on what other websites have been hit
by them. But what I mean, Oh you got me,
I like looking at the naked people you exposed me.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I got yet another letter from another website that said
or another business that said it was just it was
me and I think my son and my wife have
been Our information is out. So they send you to
kroll k R O l L. Have you got one
of those? And it's a free monitoring system. Oh well,
be careful due you know it's real, is it? Yeah,
(21:48):
it's real. So you sign up for it and it's
free and they watch and they watch after you for
a year for free. But I've gotten I don't know,
half a dozen at least six from different websites said
I can't our informations out there. It's any for sale
and it's there. So I'm never on Twitter anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
But I'm constantly getting these emails saying, hey, here's your
Twitter code where somebody's trying to bust into my Twitter.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, and I'm like, I want to do that.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I think. I don't know if you get it, I
haven't done it now. If it's on Facebook or Instagram,
I take charge. But since it's Twitter, I ever use it.
I'm like, eh, let them have it.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I guess what is your rap sheet on Facebook? How
many times you've been thrown in Facebook?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Ooh gosh, I was thrown in Facebook, Joe six seven times.
I would say it's closer to ten.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, the algorithm reads your thing wrong a lot of times,
like it's you didn't Really the stuff that they don't
bust him for is probably the stuff they need to
busting for. And the other stuff they throw them in
jail is over because they misread something.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Well, one of them, like, for example, that's how stupid
it is one time. As you know, girl masters, supply
I love. Ninety nine percent of stuff we eat is
cooked on a smoker. So I was and occasionally make
video those of my cooks. He does every once in
a while, every time, every time. So I was making
ribs and here's I show these beautiful I mean, it
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looked like a painted show car, these ribs. I post
a picture of them.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
What was the stupid name for your podcast you wanted
to do for it?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Whiskey business?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
No? No, No, which was it? Quit your Kitchen?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I still want to do that. No, it's it's less Bitching,
more kitchen. Oh, all of those are great names. I
still want to do that. Less kitchen, more bitching. No,
less bitch and more kitchen. You got me turned around
by the way you were making fun of my meta
musical order. I'll get back to the story. But you're
making fun of my metal musical order. You screwed me up, man,
(23:46):
I ordered the wrong metal musical. You had me so flustered.
I get, I get to get It's huge, no because
of it. But my wife looked at the bottle. She said, hey,
I won't tell you what you called me. He said,
you didn't get the sugar free, you got regular meta Musal.
That's on you, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
How do they sell a gallon sized met of Musal sugar?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I guess I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Oh, dude, mister twenty somethings, he is mocking you. Yeah,
he's mocking you.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Uh So, anyway, what were we talking about?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Facebook, So I get these ribs. I smoked these ribs.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay, yeah, I take a.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Picture of them painted up like show car. Absolutely beautiful.
My friend Heidie Muller, one of Lemmy's dog sitters, makes
on the post and says, hey, nice rack ribs. No,
she said, hey nice, but right?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Facebook suspended her for two days over that.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, just stupid. No, yeah, absolutely no, And I'm sorry
about the men of mucal dude, seriously, yeah, no, it
helps you a lot.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Now. Well, no, but now I open it up, and
now I'm stuck with the sugar meta musal. My Webster's
Dictionary has chosen the word of the year. I gave
you a thousand dollars if you know what it is?
Oh wait, wait, y'all got the same show prep I
do the year?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Six seven? No?
Speaker 5 (25:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
And I want so body you're young enough to explain
that to me.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
I did.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I did it yesterday in the office.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
What is six seven?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It was six seven?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
It has zero meaning anything, So.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Somebody could say something to me. I go, that's very
six seven. No.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I think Chick fil A got rid of something on
their menu.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
But I don't know if it was Chick fil A,
but one of the fast food chains eliminated their their numbers.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, on their menu seven because the kids were doing
six seven.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yes. I thought, he uh, it's stupid. I thought of
sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's fun. It's stupid, but it's fun. Yeah, is it? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
There's a video that was on social media the other day.
It was a women's basketball game and there was a
lady shooting free throws and there was a bunch of
kids in the stands and if she made all of
her free throw, she would have gotten sixty seven points.
And as soon as she did, all the kids that
you showed them on the camera doing that a six
to seven motion. It's so it's so strange.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I always thought a sixty sevens where I owe you
to what. A word of the year for twenty twenty
five has been chosen by Webster's Dictionary.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
It's slop what what?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
The dictionary defines it as a digital content of low
quality that's produced usually by means of artificial intelligence. It's
uh like propaganda, fate news these AI for example. Okay,
the wife and I talk about this all the time.
You'll see a picture of I don't know Don Johnson,
(26:36):
and I'll say, Don Johnson just donated twenty three million
dollars to the Phi Phil Collins Foundation for Cats or
something like that, and he didn't. You know, it's it's
not true. I want to make one of those about
me and see if it gets spread.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Around to Dwhite Foundation for I.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Donated two million dollars to the blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Other words that they were considered was rage bait.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Okay, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's a good one. That's actually Yeah, I've.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Been rage baited a few times on social media before.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I think that's all my agarem sends to me is
stuff I don't agree with anymore.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I bet brain rot is on there too.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's not no parasocial one sided online relationships. And vibe coding.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
What is vibe code?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I don't think those are or words.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Hey you got a nice vibe. I would have coded
with my tone of add in.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
This thinking of the term that we all use this
year that I'm not thinking of.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
That list is so six seven. I have no idea
what to do with it. I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I'm telling you it's it's it starts to be, it's fun.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
It's funny when Dwight done to do it.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I don't understand what I'm saying, though.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
You can just make up whatever you want and the
hands you used it correctly.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah you did. Uh.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
This is a United flight two thirty two to Houston.
I don't know you wanted to start your vacation cowbo
butt six seven? What what's he mean by six cents?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
How mad?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I understand?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
How mad would you have been if that's what they
would have done on.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
The Oh no, my friends from Buffalo uh huh, it
wasn't this trip, and it was a different airline. They
got held up on the tarmac for like three hours,
and they were told that they were getting ready to
take off, and the pilot goes on and goes, I'm
sure everybody on the plane is ready to go to Buffalo.
(28:30):
And the plane starts cheering. He goes, we're not doing that.
We're going back to the gate. This flight is big case.
So he pulled the roll up. So what's a drunk
move man? You better have that cockpit door open when
we leave, right?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
How out of touch are we right that we don't
know that slop? Slop is the most popular word in
twenty twenty five, and I'm hearing it for the first
time on December seventeen.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
John, you're a somewhat young guy or twenty five. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Itybody who uses the word slop.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Trad wife is another used words that I have not
heard of that at all. It's a term for a
woman embracing traditional, domestic traditional Have you ever heard our
term crunchy moms?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
So there's there's this isn't this isn't this isn't bad,
there's silky moms and crunchy moms. Silky moms are like
the mainstream. They do all like the regular stuff that
you would expect them to do, and then crunchy moms
they do like the all natural things and they don't
want any don't want their baby. You consume anything, Yeah,
hippie type.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Stuffy shave under the armpits.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's a I guess a new newish terms.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yes, one tariff is a good one because we've talked
about tariff's moore in twenty twenty five than in ever
in the.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
History since the Revolutionary War.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Problems like this, there's a new tariff in town. Hey,
coland Coland had a new tariff.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
What's George Bush thinking about black people?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Uh, it's not true.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Kanye rage bait is on this again. Trad Wife six
seven made it. They describe it as a viral gen
alpha slang term.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yes, we got the new generation into this. Oh yeah
z that's my generation. So everybody that's I don't know
how many. What's that is? It's fifteen years, twenty years.
What's the generation gap between each generation? What's it supposed
to do?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I think they were trying to split them up. When
it came to technology, you got.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You got when it comes Here's how you get your
generation gap. You got to take your age and the
year you were born, and you got to divide about six.
Speaker 6 (30:46):
Seven at two the six seven Lance McGarvey, what do
he say, Well, you take the metal mucal capsules instead
of the because the capsules are stupid, and so are
the gommis lands.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
It's a bastard of say, should have met a musial.
You gotta take the powder. That's what works. What a
stupid question.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
By the way, Lance, before we get out of here Friday,
can we have Lance McGarvey read a Christmas story.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
The night Christmas, Susy, gather all the children around.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
We have to do this later. We need some Christmas music.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
We're doing it before before Christmas and me and Rex Chapman,
we're eating whoppers on Apollos front yard. No we weren't.
We were eating moonlight barbecue from Osborough.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
That is happening today, Lance macgarth.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Segment of the show.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
That's the final segment of.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
The show with it. Yes, that's happening.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Get a crackling fire in the background.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
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(32:14):
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I had a long conversation this morning with Fat D. White.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yes, you did, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
And he uh, he feels ignored. Yeah, he feels isolated.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
He does a little.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Fat White he feels during the holidays, this is his
normal time to shine.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
He's been picking his chins out though. He visited me
last night.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Go ahead, though, I'm just saying he feels ignored, and
especially at this time of the year when he it's
just it's it's this Fat D. White's time to shine.
And you you're wearing skinny jeans and super tight shirts.
I don't think you look look at him.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Answer, it's pretty tight.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's a large no, no, no, you're thin. My point
is that you're very your thin.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, I will tell you. Fat Dwhite's been boy, he's
been knocking though. Man. Last night I was in bed
and he I was just I'm mine in my own business.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
In silver all in silver chair. Yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
He's always there. You gotta understand, John, fat White is
always there.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, once a fat, always a fat.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Right on the other side of the door, Oh boy,
Like Fat D. White is on the other side of
the door for him. The devil is just on the
other side of the door.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
What you see right now? This Dwhite, this physique, this
is bar old time. Yeah, it's like a lease. I
know what's going away. I just don't know when. But
the bank is gonna go. Uh yeah, you defaulted, you're
fat again. But last night all I'm doing is minded
my own business and watching television. I'm winding down watching
(01:27):
The Golden Girls, and I keep hearing this fat d White. Hey,
you know there's some Kroger's ice cream down there in
the freezer, left over Thanksgiving dough. It's just vanilla wi
Fat Dwight, go away from me. Yeah, but what if
you were to put some peanut butter and some chocolate
protein powder on it? Hehy shut out, Fat Dwight. What
if we were to take some of Susan's protein bars
(01:50):
and it's a battle? Baby?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh boy, do you want to mix everything with the
bad stuff? Well, it is the holidays.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Like yesterday I made I made some sugar cookies and
I had some crushed peppermint at the bottom because I
had those chocolate those chocolate pretzels with peppermint on them.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Have you seen are so good?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, they fall off the pretzels, so at the bottom
of the bag is nothing but crushed uh peppermint. I
put those on top of the sugar cookies.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
What's the point of a sugar cookie? Just make chocolate.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
They're so delicious, it's so delicious.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Just keep telling yourself that it's skinny, Dwight.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
They are stupid. You know what's even more stupid that
is who came up with oatmeal raisin? And why did
they make it look identical to a chocolate chip.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'll give you that oatmeal raisin suck.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, dwidal dye on that hill, dweidle dye on the
hill of oatmeal raisin.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I remember being young and eating oatmeal raisin cookie and
mourners like this isn't a chocolate.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, you feel you feel betrayed.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You do feel betrayed.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It's the old bait and switch man.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
But it's this time of the year. It's okay. You
can't go to a party or get together without there
there's sweets and cakes and cookies. All that is there
to be had, and you know what, go for it.
It's the holidays.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
We having a company Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I haven't heard we were, and it's already pretty much.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm sure it's not happened. Okay, good, I'm pretty sure.
I just sent you a picture of the last one
we had six years ago, John, were you here six
years ago?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It was?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
This must have been right before I showed up. Okay, Yeah,
we had a party up in Uh. I was in
the New lou area somewhere. Uh. And you dressed like Elf?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah? At all the at all the radio station Christmas parties,
I always dressing the theme. I used to come as
cousin Eddie had had the full of the Dicky, the
Marty Moose mug, a whole bit. And then last time
I went to Elf.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. Uh so No. We we talked about when you
were out that there was a new survey there was.
It was a crazy percentage, John, It was like seventy
percent would rather go to the dentist than go to
the company Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Pulled it. I pulled it in the parking garage this morning.
I said, Man, I haven't heard anything about a company
Christmas party. I wonder if that means that we're not
going to have one.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, Tony Cruz, don't make mention it, because you know
Tony to the Christmas party, but he wouldn't come.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
He wouldn't come anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I was thinking I would be the only one, yeah,
because it would be past six. I thought that I
was the only one that would not be disappointed in
not having one. But it sounds like no.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I think things have changed. It's not like the old
days when they asked Tony and Dwight to write a
Christmas play and that play being named named in a
lawsuit at the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Those days day, and it was videoed.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, I cannot believe I associate with you too.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
There was, and there was I'm sorry, don't ask us
to write the play.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Then that's true. They give you the title, they'll give
you the title. It was a little too far, okay, okay,
it was a.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Lot too fair so little. It was fun though.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Our old building used to have an auditorium with a stage,
and they were like, hey, guys, put together a play
like a Christmas play, and we'll do that. In the
middle of the whole thing, we're like, okay, you got it,
you bet?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Are you good with full frontal nudity?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That we didn't go that far?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Actually, actually you did actually, but that was two in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, it was all right. So teachers matter coaches matter.
Last night I was at the Trinity Hall of Fame
and two of my teachers went in. Coach ellen Brand,
of course, is one of my heroes. He went in
last night to the Hall of Fame, and then Coach Chancellor.
He he basically carried me through algebra, So thank you
(05:30):
for that. He got me through that.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I'm not sure say anything algebra right now.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Trio trioslese.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It sounds like a dinosaur, but I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
That's geometry, right.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I think you combined like four words.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
And the trios a dinosaur.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You did triceratops. That's the dinosaurs a triangle alright.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And I knew when I was taking it. I was like, Coach,
I was like, I'm not gonna use geometry. I know
I'm gonna do a stupid job like radio.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Right. And I've never once been a Kroger and said, wow,
look at these groceries. I wonder how much it's gonna cost. Well,
let's just go ahead and make this chicken brass an
axe instead of a number. Never.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Never, once in a staff beaning somebody asked me to
define the the mass of a triangle.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Right, And you know what else, Miss Anderson, my English teacher.
Never once have I gotten a letter in the mail,
open it up, got confused about reading it, and go, hmm,
maybe if I just diagram these sentences, it'll make more
sense to me. Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Never not a one time back when you can have,
you know, nicknames. In high school, everybody called me the
Wop and I remember Coach Chancellor said, hey, bring you
your notebook and I was like, oh, I hadn't done
any homework in like a week. And I was like,
he's gonna see there's no homework anything.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Hey, never mind those seeds in the He.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Cut the remember the do Wop shop had bumpers. He
cut it at half and just had the wop and
he put.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
The wop on there.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
He said, that looks much better.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
But you can't do that now.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No, no, Tony the Wop.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
So all right.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So two Louisville Cardinal stories, real quick sports ball. The
basketball team got bullied and smacked maybe the worst loss
in the Kelsey era at Tennessee. It was awful. I'm
glad I missed most of it. I saw the last
thirty minutes of the game and it was awful. Football.
They leave Friday for Florida, and Boca Raton.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What's the what bowl are they in?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I honest was probably a sponsor in front of it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
But yes, yeah, Buca Rotonoh. The best news with that
is that Moss will be the quarterback, so they'll get
the guy that he had his best game by far
against Kentucky. And uh that if Moss doesn't play, Louisville
probably loses. If Moss plays, They're probably gonna win that game.
So that's two Louisville stories. Yesterday, an action movie was
Beyond Wait a minute, what you.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Want to You know the sponsor is of the ratone?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Is it bad Boy Mowers?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No, it's it's beans, but not just any beans. It's
George Bush's beans. Bush Beans.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Oh no, but doesn't care about black people.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
He I do too, Kanye, especially Colon Powell his name,
he was my first appointee and his name was Colon.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Thank you, mister President President.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yes, Actually I heard from Scott Fitzgerald listening to Coffee
and Company of the way in the day.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
He said that if you bring this is how said
these bull games are. If you bring a Bush's can brings,
you get in free. What if you just have a
they give you a ticket that is there's insane. There's
a line involving Bush that I want to know, and
you're gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I'm gonna way over here.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I'm gonnau Yes, thank you. You can. You count to
ten and I'll do this. Next story, there was an
action movie that they shot yesterday off Westport Road. Did
you see that?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I did not see that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh wait, it wasn't an action movie. It was actual
real life. The car crashed into another car, slammed into
an apartment building, and the gas line exploded. The entire
apartment did the two big buildings on fire? Oh crazy?
Westport Road and Langdon Drive four o'clock yesterday, right in
(09:32):
the middle of four o'clock rush. Wow. Yeah, so down
power lines, the gas line, No, no one, thank god,
and nobody gets hurt.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Even it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It looks like an action movie. So he rammed into
another car and then he's you know, careened off. That's
a good word. No, yeah, kremed.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yes, and creamed bood bar. That's not how you say
it is creamed abdu by the.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Way, that's my favorite Kanye West line.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, of course it is.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
There's no there's no question that was that was American
television history right there.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Thank you for your input. And yeah it was Michael o'bayers.
They just standing there going okay, and then and then
Michael Myers just goes back into uh so give for
hope eight three two whatever it might.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Be again louisell Metro police evacuated the building. No one
inside was hurt. So there you go. Man. Uh have
you ever been to one of those Brazilian uh uh
okay take houses?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Hang on, let me just push this line right over here.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's two lines he has tabled. Wow, he's growing.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Wow, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You would have done those lines, fat would have fat
though I would have done.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
So I have not. But here's the concert that I
believe to be true. You have a card, like a
playing card type thing. One's red and one's green. One side.
They keep bringing meat for you to eat until you
flip it over red.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Right, is the most insane thing I've been to. I've
been to it once in Philadelphia when Dave and I
went to the Army Navy game in Philly. They took
the whole all the media to this place. Is a
good meat or is it's fantastic. Really, it's fantastic. And
a lot of times they bring the whole thing of
meat on a big metal stick and they carve it
(11:33):
off onto your plate. So as long as you keep
it green, they keep bringing food to your plate. Wow,
and we ate so much meat. We didn't eat one carb.
It was it was. There was no bread there was.
It was just meat on top of meat and more meat.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
See, okay, fad D. White. I would have beat the
house on that deal.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, I know, I'll promise you. I promise you. I
would have beat the house on. But right now, the
house because Susan and I we've been watching what we eat.
I think our stomachs has shrank so small. When we
were in Cabo, we are our favorite joint down there, Amiliano's,
and we couldn't finish an entree. We started to do
the stupid thing where you see stupid couples go, hey,
(12:15):
let's split an entree. You become mad?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now I know, well, it's the geometry term. We're on
zipitide I don't. I just don't want to be sounds
like a drug. I just I just don't. It is
I just don't want to be. I just don't want
to be the guy that splits the entre we did.
We've already started that. We're splitting meals now because I
don't eat the whole thing, and the tru zipitide is
(12:38):
a weird fun thing to be on, all right. So
the Gaucho Urbano Brazilian Steakhouse is opening December third in
near the mall Saint Matthew. So I got it in
the neighborhood, and it's in your neighborhood too early, Yeah,
right down the street.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
But what's the ticket on one of these joints?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's gotta be huh, it's got to be high, right,
I don't know. I you know, that game that we
went to was ten years ago and and somebody else
paid for it, So I don't know. I mean, there's
I'm gonna say it's gotta be high.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
There's a big difference between all you can eat. For example,
you get the Ryan's Steakhouse all you can eat, it's
like twelve bucks whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Or the Golden Corral, the Golden Coral.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Fifteen bucks whatever it might be. But if you get
you know, this Brazilian meats.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
How much do you think it is? Per person at
a Brazilian steakhouse on average, I'm going sixty bucks seventy five,
so it's between fifty five and seventy per person.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh so I win? Is that what you say?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Because you do win?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah? Yeah, I was over. It's called Gaucho Lubano Brazilian steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I go to Harpo Steakhouse.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah. Yeah's people like that one too. Get Groucho and
harp Yeah, we get it, dude, Marx Brothers.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You know I always get when I go there.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
What do you get?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Two hard blown eggs? What the Marx Brothers bit? Two
hard blowed eggs?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
No, I'm sorry you're losing people on that one. Okay,
but but you know what, nice try, nice try. You
had such a good day yesterday too. You know, it
was a good show yesterday. I think we tried to
do one a year. You know what one a week
is what we really that's that's the truth. Really stole
the show yesterday, grin. Yeah, and who called it? I said,
(14:17):
who called it? She was on the other side of
the glass, And I said, that's a girl, grinch, you
did call it?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
But look, yeah, but when that grinch rear in was
shown to us. I got quite nervous because both of
us liked it, and I thought, I thought that.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Was a little obnoxious to tell you that I was you.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You're the first one.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I said, No, man, that is a bold faced fake. No.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I looked at me, and you said, look at that
green rear in. I said, stop it, put yourself together.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I'm sending fat Dwight over to the house tonight. Right,
all right, all right, so we're getting started here. There's
a terrible story, and the only reason it is it
is a There's a lot of these stories lately in
schools around our area with teachers involved with students, but
this is a different one because it's a woman teacher
(15:03):
in a fifth grade student. Fifth grade teacher in Louisville's
arrested Monday when she was allegedly tried to meet up
with one of her students grad after after having sexual
conversations with him. According to our arrest citation, Louisville Metro
Police detectives contact the Jefferson County Public Schools on Monday
when Sydney Graf was reported to have engaged in sexual
(15:26):
conversations with a student during the NTI day. They had
a couple a couple of days ago, so it was
really cool. Graf is a fifth grade teacher at Smyrna
Elementary School.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Is it me or we getting more and more of
these by the year, And usually it's men with with
with girl students, and now it is now you're seeing
a lot more of than women with boys students. Why
did we see quite a few? Well, but fifth grade?
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And by the way, this is what happens, because this
happened with l MPD. When you degrade teachers, pay their
job sucks, you not give them any power. Just like LMPD,
you get the bad actors start to become teachers and cops.
That's what happens when you treat the police and teachers, well,
you get the good teachers and police. Pretty simple, pretty
(16:18):
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Speaker 2 (16:46):
Hey, listen, do sleep on this When Baar knows Pizza
Baby only at the Jytown Taphouse location, I'm talking about
the Philly Cheese steak pizza. It's one of the first
things I ate when I got back from Cabo, went
back two days later and had to get two more
two that's right, two pizzas the chief Felly Cheese take pizza,
not one, fat fat dwe He came out and he said,
(17:09):
who are you kidding? Get two of them. It's that good.
But it's only four December.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I wonder when he calls Barons that they ask is
this Dwight?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yes, fat white. Baronos Pizza Plus joined me next Wednesday,
a week from to day for rocking the stock and
where Barono's Pizza and Number one Tequila is going to
do one last Toy Drive collection with Dave Moody performing
at Third in Market. Starts at seven o'clock. I love Baronos,
(17:39):
you will too.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Back after this on news Radio eight forty w h
A s.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh my gosh, listen, huh CAUs I'm fatah Yeah, you
know it's Michael Jackson singing bad but it's not Michael
and oh we.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All want fat Dwighte to come out for the holidays.
We are to looking at Skinny dwhye.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Uh where now Yankovic on tour or two? Yeah in
June fourteen. Okay, we're now.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You couldn't pay me a thousand dollars ago that show?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I think it would be cool.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, So of course, listen man, people talk about Lennon
McCartney all the time and Shaggers and Richards they're okay,
But up against I'm sure he's a sweet guy. Against
Alfred Yankovic, I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Get into the greatest.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Is he kind of the original parody artist? Oh, I'm
sure not. There's no way.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I mean he's the biggest he took.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Off because there used to be in the seventies there
was a show called the Doctor Demento Show. Okay, and
Doctor Meno would play all kinds of yeah, and MTV
made him him Doctor Household.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
You're wrong, They're just wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, a hacking group says they're extorting porn Hub, reportedly
an extortion plot. It's underway while we speak, targeting porn Hub,
which in Kentucky from what I understand, we can't get.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
You can, but you've got to give them a bunch
of information in research as far as I know, as
far as I've been informed.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
No, I think they just completely I think Pornhub just
pulled out of Kentucky. Let me verify pulled out Huh
he was doing so well. Yeah, porn hub is just
straight up pulled out of Kentucky, don't hope very quick.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
For people that are driving around going at judging mcjudgy,
it is the most visited website by a why margin.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Let's go ahead and give the example of Hawaii getting
the fake EMS tone in the mercy tone saying that
nuclear warheads were coming towards Why this happened about what
E was eight years ago? Six eight years ago? Yeah, yeah,
we did the story on the show and people in
Hawaii thought that they're getting ready to get taken.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, wiped out all their followers and said a nuclear
attack is happening and it's coming to Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So we saw that, say this, the consumption of porn
Hub went up something like twelve percent that day.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Again, the dopamine rush right before they get wiped out.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
But that's the last thing that's not the numbers I'm
talking about. I'm talking about the number of people that
go to pornhub all the time or have been to it.
It's almost the percentage again, it's it's larger than Google
when you visit these sites, or or or Amazon or
any of these sites that you go to. Porn Hub's
numbers are crazy. So I'm not surprised that these hacker groups,
(20:41):
which is probably a bunch of teenagers drinking you who
you who?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
A hacker group known as Scattered lappis Dollar Hunters claims
to have busted into the adult website. In the hack,
they man managed to get their hands on personal information
belonging to the sites premium members. Porn Hub has confirmed
that there has been a hack, and it's sent out
(21:08):
a press release revealing what they're doing about it and
what members can do to protect themselves. But it is
confirmed and extortion email was indeed sent to porn Hub.
It's not clear on what other websites have been hit
by them. But what I mean, Oh you got me,
I like looking at the naked people you exposed me.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I got yet another letter from another website that said
or another business that said it was just it was
me and I think my son and my wife have
been Our information is out. So they send you to
kroll k R O l L. Have you got one
of those? And it's a free monitoring system. Oh well,
be careful due you know it's real, is it? Yeah,
(21:48):
it's real. So you sign up for it and it's
free and they watch and they watch after you for
a year for free. But I've gotten I don't know,
half a dozen at least six from different websites said
I can't our informations out there. It's any for sale
and it's there. So I'm never on Twitter anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
But I'm constantly getting these emails saying, hey, here's your
Twitter code where somebody's trying to bust into my Twitter.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, and I'm like, I want to do that.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I think. I don't know if you get it, I
haven't done it now. If it's on Facebook or Instagram,
I take charge. But since it's Twitter, I ever use it.
I'm like, eh, let them have it.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I guess what is your rap sheet on Facebook? How
many times you've been thrown in Facebook?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Ooh gosh, I was thrown in Facebook, Joe six seven times.
I would say it's closer to ten.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, the algorithm reads your thing wrong a lot of times,
like it's you didn't Really the stuff that they don't
bust him for is probably the stuff they need to
busting for. And the other stuff they throw them in
jail is over because they misread something.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Well, one of them, like, for example, that's how stupid
it is one time. As you know, girl masters, supply
I love. Ninety nine percent of stuff we eat is
cooked on a smoker. So I was and occasionally make
video those of my cooks. He does every once in
a while, every time, every time. So I was making
ribs and here's I show these beautiful I mean, it
(23:08):
looked like a painted show car, these ribs. I post
a picture of them.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
What was the stupid name for your podcast you wanted
to do for it?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Whiskey business?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
No? No, No, which was it? Quit your Kitchen?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I still want to do that. No, it's it's less Bitching,
more kitchen. Oh, all of those are great names. I
still want to do that. Less kitchen, more bitching. No,
less bitch and more kitchen. You got me turned around
by the way you were making fun of my meta
musical order. I'll get back to the story. But you're
making fun of my metal musical order. You screwed me up, man,
(23:46):
I ordered the wrong metal musical. You had me so flustered.
I get, I get to get It's huge, no because
of it. But my wife looked at the bottle. She said, hey,
I won't tell you what you called me. He said,
you didn't get the sugar free, you got regular meta Musal.
That's on you, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
How do they sell a gallon sized met of Musal sugar?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I guess I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Oh, dude, mister twenty somethings, he is mocking you. Yeah,
he's mocking you.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Uh So, anyway, what were we talking about?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Facebook, So I get these ribs. I smoked these ribs.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay, yeah, I take a.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Picture of them painted up like show car. Absolutely beautiful.
My friend Heidie Muller, one of Lemmy's dog sitters, makes
on the post and says, hey, nice rack ribs. No,
she said, hey nice, but right?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Facebook suspended her for two days over that.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, just stupid. No, yeah, absolutely no, And I'm sorry
about the men of mucal dude, seriously, yeah, no, it
helps you a lot.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Now. Well, no, but now I open it up, and
now I'm stuck with the sugar meta musal. My Webster's
Dictionary has chosen the word of the year. I gave
you a thousand dollars if you know what it is?
Oh wait, wait, y'all got the same show prep I
do the year?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Six seven? No?
Speaker 5 (25:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
And I want so body you're young enough to explain
that to me.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
I did.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I did it yesterday in the office.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
What is six seven?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It was six seven?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
It has zero meaning anything, So.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Somebody could say something to me. I go, that's very
six seven. No.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I think Chick fil A got rid of something on
their menu.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
But I don't know if it was Chick fil A,
but one of the fast food chains eliminated their their numbers.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, on their menu seven because the kids were doing
six seven.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yes. I thought, he uh, it's stupid. I thought of
sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's fun. It's stupid, but it's fun. Yeah, is it? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
There's a video that was on social media the other day.
It was a women's basketball game and there was a
lady shooting free throws and there was a bunch of
kids in the stands and if she made all of
her free throw, she would have gotten sixty seven points.
And as soon as she did, all the kids that
you showed them on the camera doing that a six
to seven motion. It's so it's so strange.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I always thought a sixty sevens where I owe you
to what. A word of the year for twenty twenty
five has been chosen by Webster's Dictionary.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
It's slop what what?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
The dictionary defines it as a digital content of low
quality that's produced usually by means of artificial intelligence. It's
uh like propaganda, fate news these AI for example. Okay,
the wife and I talk about this all the time.
You'll see a picture of I don't know Don Johnson,
(26:36):
and I'll say, Don Johnson just donated twenty three million
dollars to the Phi Phil Collins Foundation for Cats or
something like that, and he didn't. You know, it's it's
not true. I want to make one of those about
me and see if it gets spread.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Around to Dwhite Foundation for I.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Donated two million dollars to the blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Other words that they were considered was rage bait.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Okay, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's a good one. That's actually Yeah, I've.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Been rage baited a few times on social media before.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I think that's all my agarem sends to me is
stuff I don't agree with anymore.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I bet brain rot is on there too.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's not no parasocial one sided online relationships. And vibe coding.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
What is vibe code?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I don't think those are or words.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Hey you got a nice vibe. I would have coded
with my tone of add in.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
This thinking of the term that we all use this
year that I'm not thinking of.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
That list is so six seven. I have no idea
what to do with it. I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I'm telling you it's it's it starts to be, it's fun.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
It's funny when Dwight done to do it.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I don't understand what I'm saying, though.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
You can just make up whatever you want and the
hands you used it correctly.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah you did. Uh.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
This is a United flight two thirty two to Houston.
I don't know you wanted to start your vacation cowbo
butt six seven? What what's he mean by six cents?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
How mad?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I understand?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
How mad would you have been if that's what they
would have done on.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
The Oh no, my friends from Buffalo uh huh, it
wasn't this trip, and it was a different airline. They
got held up on the tarmac for like three hours,
and they were told that they were getting ready to
take off, and the pilot goes on and goes, I'm
sure everybody on the plane is ready to go to Buffalo.
(28:30):
And the plane starts cheering. He goes, we're not doing that.
We're going back to the gate. This flight is big case.
So he pulled the roll up. So what's a drunk
move man? You better have that cockpit door open when
we leave, right?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
How out of touch are we right that we don't
know that slop? Slop is the most popular word in
twenty twenty five, and I'm hearing it for the first
time on December seventeen.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
John, you're a somewhat young guy or twenty five. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Itybody who uses the word slop.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Trad wife is another used words that I have not
heard of that at all. It's a term for a
woman embracing traditional, domestic traditional Have you ever heard our
term crunchy moms?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
So there's there's this isn't this isn't this isn't bad,
there's silky moms and crunchy moms. Silky moms are like
the mainstream. They do all like the regular stuff that
you would expect them to do, and then crunchy moms
they do like the all natural things and they don't
want any don't want their baby. You consume anything, Yeah,
hippie type.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Stuffy shave under the armpits.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's a I guess a new newish terms.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yes, one tariff is a good one because we've talked
about tariff's moore in twenty twenty five than in ever
in the.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
History since the Revolutionary War.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Problems like this, there's a new tariff in town. Hey,
coland Coland had a new tariff.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
What's George Bush thinking about black people?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Uh, it's not true.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Kanye rage bait is on this again. Trad Wife six
seven made it. They describe it as a viral gen
alpha slang term.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yes, we got the new generation into this. Oh yeah
z that's my generation. So everybody that's I don't know
how many. What's that is? It's fifteen years, twenty years.
What's the generation gap between each generation? What's it supposed
to do?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I think they were trying to split them up. When
it came to technology, you got.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You got when it comes Here's how you get your
generation gap. You got to take your age and the
year you were born, and you got to divide about six.
Speaker 6 (30:46):
Seven at two the six seven Lance McGarvey, what do
he say, Well, you take the metal mucal capsules instead
of the because the capsules are stupid, and so are
the gommis lands.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
It's a bastard of say, should have met a musial.
You gotta take the powder. That's what works. What a
stupid question.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
By the way, Lance, before we get out of here Friday,
can we have Lance McGarvey read a Christmas story.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
The night Christmas, Susy, gather all the children around.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
We have to do this later. We need some Christmas music.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
We're doing it before before Christmas and me and Rex Chapman,
we're eating whoppers on Apollos front yard. No we weren't.
We were eating moonlight barbecue from Osborough.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
That is happening today, Lance macgarth.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Segment of the show.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
That's the final segment of.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
The show with it. Yes, that's happening.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Get a crackling fire in the background.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
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I got a couple of those portable heaters. They have
the infrared ones that don't use a lot of electricity.
Whatever you need, they've got it there. But their thing
is appliances. I'm gonna do a video with Todd Hester.
He's the guy that's kind of in charge of all
the appliances back there, because they got seven or eight
(32:14):
new appliances for the kitchen, the new kitchen, and he's
going to kind of go through all the ones. I
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appliances that I purchased there. All the appliances in my
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(32:35):
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Speaker 2 (32:41):
I've got the biggest, biggest envy on your stove and
oven from bargain. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever
seen in my wife and outside of my wife, honey,
because I know you're in your car right now. You're
almost as beautiful as a stove that Tony has.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
No it's more beautiful than Susan.
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(33:19):
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