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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh my gosh, what is it with you and Wham
and George Michael.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Because it was in the years. Why not to man,
this is a good Christmas song. It's a great Christmas song. No.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
As a matter of fact, I've got a list we'll
push it.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
To when Tony's not here.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's Christmas songs that stress your pet out.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
And I think this is like number one. Oh really
really I think so? Yeah, oh, just stress your pet out.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, it's the beats per minute plus it's just horrible.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
By the way, the six seven that was eliminated from
the fast food chain was in and out Burger dropped okay,
sixty seven from their orders because too many of their
own employees and people.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
But okay, six seven, so it was order number six
and order number seven. There wasn't like a sixty seven
order was.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
They had No, they had a sixty seven cent frosty
deal and it was driving people nuts.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
If you shop.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't know what instacar it is has helped me
out on this.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Guys door dash for groceries. Is that what it is? Serious? Yes,
that's serious, Lad in your grocery cart. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Instacart okay, got it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Instacart is Evidently a lot of people are using it,
but is the convenience worth of losing money? A lot
of shoppers who are ordering grocery deliveries through Instacart are
actually part of a widespread a AI enabled experiment.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Uh yeah, listen to this man.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Idego products are priced out from one customer to another differently,
sometimes as much by twenty three percent higher to different customers.
Consumer Reports says Instacart has disclosed its pricing experiment in
internal documents, noting that shoppers are not aware that they're
part of this experiment. It's several terms. Hidden fees are
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going to some buyers and not to other for example.
And we talked about this with like let me do
let me have some old people talk again.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Here we go. Let me just paying blanket.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Let me just pick one of my many medications that
I'm on, like uh Lexel Neighbo featuring decks are all
with flux to sell asked for by name, by the
way I can get. They'll get called into like one
pharmacy and it will be a dollar and thirty two cents.
And I've showed you this, and then you look at
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the price at another farm se it'll.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Be fift that's not the same thing. That's not the
same things of rice, and and somebody's getting the price break.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And yeah, some people are paying twenty three percent higher.
But it's just an experiment that Instacart's having. Imagine doing
that saying, you know what, it's great to have customers,
but let's uh, let's experiment with them.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
See we were talking a little bit about this with
Nick before you're all show started, and that door dash
also allows you to order groceries from them now, and
so I'm I'm sure stuff like that is putting instacrt
in a bad position.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, Nick was like acting like an old man because
he couldn't figure out doors.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I never used it before, dude.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I I didn't get on it until this past summer,
and then I've used it, I mean a hundred times.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I've only used DoorDash one time, and that's when I
lost my uncle. A friend of mine gifted Susan and
I had door Dash and like it was a certain
dollar amount bring the room down. Well that's she said.
I thought it was a kind gesture. Here, I have
dinner on us and be brought to your homes. We
use it, use it, We used it but I promise
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you I would never spend I mean, I would always
just drive myself.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's very expensive. It's not if you go and get
it yourself. Though.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Tip because DoorDash really doesn't charge you. They go, hey,
we're not charging the four dollars. A lot of times
I haven't been charged the DoorDash charging forever.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's the tip.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yes, you're right, it's I tip a little bit more
to make them, you know, drive faster. Uh but uh.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Drive faster. Here's another quarter.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So if you've had drinks on the back deck too
much and you and somebody says Taco Bell and dude,
you're doing Taco Bell at midnight?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah? Is Taco Bell heart smart for somebody that had
a heart attack?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Fatty?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
They have I can't even make a joke that they
have a heart smart menu.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
They do not, you know what.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And look when you order extra sour cream, it's certain.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Now you know what.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I support you doing that. But can you sign these
documents for me?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, sure, there's just no need an initial there. Okay, beautiful,
thank you. So anyway, if you are using Instacart for
your groceries, buyer beware, all.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Right, So that's AI is learning. I mean, look, your
Kroger card tracks what you eat, right, so it is
it's it's it's doing the same thing what.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
My Kroger card must be so bored, Susan, I will
get the same exactly that you see.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Me in here.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Ain't the same thing every single day?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah? I just had it.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Seven ounce of chicken, a cup of rides.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You know those roads, those rows where you pick up
the where you'd pull in and the guy comes out
with the with all the food that it's full every time.
We used it a couple of times, but then they
couldn't get it till Tuesday or something. The prime parking
spot they did. Yeah, I know the handicap people. And
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uh so AI right, Yes, scientists have determined whether we're
living in a computer simulation or not because we don't know.
You want to do it again, are you ready? Yeah,
Scientists determine if we're living in a computer simulation or not.
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So how do we know we're in a computer simulation?
How do they know if okay, if Dwight starts to
do math a lot, Oh yeah, right, we're in a simulation.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
How you know, dude?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, so, yeah, yes. My first response was to go, well,
I'll tell you it's easy. Think about going back to
eighteen eighty three and all that. But no, the computer
just has you in that scenario. So everybody, like everybody
in eighteen eighty three, the computer was set to.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
How do you what are the meals doing? Mules triggers
river across the river if we get to a cross
the river leading to another hoary FreeDOS.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Thank you, Sam Elliott, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Is humanity as we know it really just a computer
simulation created by far more intelligent and board species.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
If I can go back to Prince the brilliant, brilliant
Prince Roger Nelson said, it's okay, it's okay to get
on the internet, just don't let the internet get on you.
It's okay to get on the computer, but don't let
the computer get on you.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Why did the great ones always and.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He said, they said the battlefield is in the mind
and the prize.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
He's just so ah, Brice Roger Nelson.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
A new study led by doctor mer Fazzele's He's a
really good one, you know, claims he claims to have
a definitive word on this topic. Through extensive research Fazzel,
which is also a great chip, and his cohorts have
concluded that a fully consistent and complete description of reality
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cannot be achieved through computation alone. So we're real people,
So we are not. We are not in a simulation.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
But isn't that what big computer would want you to
believe if they have. Let me tell you, if big
computer had us on the simulation, that is the exact
statement Big computer would put out to us.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, we are wrong. If we sold this to our wives,
who could say I didn't really do Its a simulation. Excuseulation.
Just we're not making any decisions.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Honey, I had no It was the internet. Yes, we're
talking about you know that.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I love you. But the script. I got the script
right here. Oh you know that's the NFL script.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Hang on, I've got our script right here and it's
in it.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Look at it. Do you have a college football script?
Is Indiana gonna win the whole thing? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh man, I got you in trouble. Doctor Henry Sadlow,
greatest cardiologist.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
In the inn.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Dude, dude, uh.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
He says, Taco bell is not on the heart. Smart
diet boy. You know what, Doctor Sadlow if you were
to save my life, I would honor that sir by
eating seven ounces of chicken and white rice for lunch
instead of You.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Know, I am one of those guys too. I'm a
sour cream guy. Yeah, I just at this point those
buckets of At this point, doctor Sadlow and another doctor.
He gave me the stints, id to go brand new heart.
Why hell, what're you know? You're not going to make
it twenty more years? And that's that stint's good for
at least thirty.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Day? Is that right, Carl? He's hungry.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Have you seen a blue blue pit viper? They're beautiful
but scary as hell?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Is that a snake?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Or is there a car?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
No, it's it's it's a Snake's.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's cars?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
A legit question?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
A new blue pit viper?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Did it sound like a car? Yeah, and I had
Corinthian vinyl in it. It's an actual.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Snake and it's really scary and it'll kill you. Uh. Zutopia,
Remember I told you you would like Zutopia because they
made all the people that worked in the DMV sloss.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
The second one is out. So there's a character in
the movie called Gary the Blue Snake in Zootopia. Just cough,
Just go ahead and just hack fifty thousand.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
This is the part where you both get sick for
four weeks. That's what I just told you.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
He blew his nose in a couple of seconds ago ago,
you know the broke.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
No, the nose was because I ate tabasco on my chicken.
The cough is because.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
When I was in Mexico, I smoked a lot of
Mexican cigarettes. And they're different than American cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's what your grandma used to call marijuana cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
They're the marijuana. The cigarettes and Mexico are really good
for your.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Ques Utopia character, Gary the Blue Snake. Now in China
people have gone out and now there's this wave of
buying these these vipers.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's poisonous. Yeah what uh so what they I'm all
for this. I'm all about thinning the herd of stupid people.
So please, by all means, go out and buy the
most poisonous viper in the world.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Usually you can get help before you die, but where
you get bit, it swells up. It's it's a tissue.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
There is a benefit to some of it. Huh. They
are illegal, thank you, Blue pit viper.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
They are illegal, especially when you have them mailed to
the people are getting them mailed to them in China.
They are averaging. And I don't know you. You're the
snake guy. Is four hundred and twenty bucks a lot
for a snake?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's a good deal.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, that's a good I go to snake, snake, snakes
or nothing but snakes.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Because I buy a local. No. I looked him up.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
He looks mean.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's that one there looks beautiful.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
But you know they look mean.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But if you hang a name like Gary, it kind
of softens Gary the blues.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
You know what I'm saying. How do you be?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Oh my god, we've got a snake? You mean Gary?
And then all of a sudden everything is just diffused.
Oh it's Gary.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Never mind, sup Swight, you can't do you have a mouse.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
That's gonna be the next way that China at taxes though,
They're just gonna start mailing blue.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh yeah, just just one of those balloons weather dropping
blue vipers.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
But you know what, the whole time that we're getting there,
dying over here because of China, China's gonna think that's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
No, Ronney laughed, Thank you, Thank you, Rod Levan junkson.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Okay, that got it?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Okay, TSA checkpoints. What can't you fly this holiday season?
Rap gifts like you always get pinpointed because you look
like trouble.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah I got I got to swap for explosives, guarantee
it every single time. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
If I was TSA, i'd spot you two.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Never you look angry?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well what that? Just do that? I know?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Rap gifts if you get if you're like Dwight and
they kind of single you out, they might ask you
to unwrap the gift to see it. So this is
important as all these people are going to start to
fly electronic gifts, you gotta watch out for that. You can't,
you know, with the laptops, it's airport to airport, whether
the laptops in the damn bag or it's out of
the damn bag.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Right. I don't wander stand too because they always ask
me about, uh, lithium batteries.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah that's a bad, that's a bad. But isn't that
a cell phone? A lithium bag?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Everything is lithium, bro, And I'm like, wall wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Well, and they get mean too, they're like leftop better.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I'm so I was in.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Orlando when it was supposed to be out of the bag.
I'm sorry, baked goods like Christmas cookies, not the seventy
five dollars ones from eighty dollar Christmas cookies, cakes, pies, fruitcakes.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Who eats a fruitcake?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I think it was Johnny Carson.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I think it was Gary the Blue Pit Viper.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I think you're right, Yeah, Gary did Johnny? I think
it was Johnny Carson that had a theory on fruitcakes. Yeah,
and he said there was only one fruitcake and everybody's
everybody else.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
That is a great joke.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
They just look gross, like chunks of orange and green
and purple and red.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Right, yeah, but champagne, agnog, maple syrup. You can't fly
with these liquids, right.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And I saw mustard and thought he was just gonna
say mustard.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And this one may not be on your all's radar,
but my wife is addicted to snow globes. She loves.
We have probably fifty snow globes.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
That could be uh, that could be a weapon. Good
out the house, glass, knock them out.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
But you know what, here's and here's why I have
so much trouble flying these hands right here, registered is
lethal weapons.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
And they know that.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
And I'm like, guys, gals, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
You know?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So if I don't get recognized, I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
But man, every.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Time, John, you don't get it. Because in the nineteen seventies,
that was the big thing, that leave weapons.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
So there's two things. Back off seventy shows that was
that was a common line. And here's another one. Here's
here's what somebody said every single time seconds before they
got hit over the head with a gun butt?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
You ready? What? What the and then you get hit? Yeah,
every single that's every program? What the.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
All?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Right? Who do we have? Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
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Speaker 2 (15:01):
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Speaker 1 (15:04):
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You see jerseys and thank you cards from them. But
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Speaker 3 (15:39):
You're gonna love.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Them back after this. So on news Radio eight forty whas.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, Baby, Little Eddie Kendrick solo work here not temptations.
Solo work Bloogie down Eddy Kendrick from nineteen seventy four.
A happy we say posthumus birthday. He would have been
eighty two years old day. But he was my favorite
temptation by far.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Really name one other one, your mom, the temptation to eat.
I say, take two dollars out of the bad joke jar.
My friend Fat Dwight's been the topic all day long.
He's gonna make a comeback. Fat Dwight's gonna make a comeback.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
No, we listen, I said it earlier. Man, He's not dead.
No he's not.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
He's there, He's just on the other side of the door.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I know that this somewhat in shape, A physique that
I have right now is on lease.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
No, you look great, buddy, Well right now I do.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
But it's I'm telling you it's all gonna fall apart.
I would say, let's see, I'd say about April.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
If this was twenty if this was twenty years ago,
what would I be telling you.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Oh, you'd be sabotaging me.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, I'd be saying you're too skinny. Too skinny, brother, Yeah,
puts some weight that.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
No, listen, let's see right before summer, when you're supposed
to be thin. That's what I'm gonna plump up. I
promise you don't fat to white will make.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
A self sabotage.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Well, if you find a seasonal effective disorder, a lot
of Americans do.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Really, if I don't get the sun, if it's cloudy
for like an entire week, I start to feel funky.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
This is not the story I wanted to do. Well,
I'm going to do a different story.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
They sell they sell these lights, the seasonal disorder lights
that you can sit in front.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Of you grow wheat under them.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
That's probably also a thing they.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Can do hydropoddics. I wonder if it's the same thing, though.
I wonder if, like, no, you don't use some grow
week that you sound like an expert. You use these
to grow like your own tomatoes and your cucumbers because you.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Can grow all year round. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Well, there was some They had some somebody talking about
the marijuanas. They're finally selling it. Uh In beaver Day
in Kentucky. The guy came on and said, it's very
difficult to grow marijuana. It is.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
It was like, really, I'm gonna look up see if
a little of hydropoddics if they're still a thing available.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I bet they are.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
They are.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Well, that's how cops used to get Like people would
meters they would write, so they would they people would
do their entire basements in those hydroponic lights, and they
would sort of pinpoint ones that had electric bills that
were going out. Right, that's right, Yepp, What was I
talking about?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh listen, I'm talking about not seasonal defective effective disorder,
but the Merry rule m e R R Y tis
the season for people to invite you to stupid stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I've had fifteen events in twenty days. I know I'm
saying fifteen. I'm saying no, I'm giving them all the.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I obviously have not said no. I have. I've been
giving my comical never gets old.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I would, but I'm having trouble with my eye. I
can't see myself leaving the house and going to your
party or wedding or Christmas or whatever it might be.
So if you're overwhelmed with social obligations this holiday seas
and you might want to start thinking about the merry Rule?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
What's that mean?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
That basically encourage you to stop and think about five
things before you say yes or no to an invite.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Wordly five things, Dwight, We're ready, Yeah, hang on, let
me get my pens.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, write this down if you're in your car me
if I agree with you. Now, let's get people time
to pull over, because.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
This things to think about before you commit.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I was giving the I gotta check on the schedule.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Here we go. You ready?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Number one?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Money and think about money. It's gonna cost me money.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh yes, When people invite you to stuff, and it's like,
wait a minute, I have to pay for my own thing,
and you're inviting me to your thing.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Joe Isaac's invited me to his birthday party.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, cost me forty bucks to part. Oh no, I
was just say he went to charity.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
It was forty bucks to park.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I mean there was free food and stuff like that,
but still forty bucks for you.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I raally go to anything that it casts unless it's charity.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Energy. How much energy is it gonna take out? My god?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I mean literally that's two for two.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Here, right, Okay, ready for this one. You know that's
the M and the E.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Let's do the first urra.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
The first R is return if you get if you
go to this, what's your return on investment? You're investing time?
What are you gonna get out of it?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Fair enough?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Right?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
If there are certain things you have to go to,
like for example, Vanetti, he's going to Austin's wedding. Is
that a sacrifice?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yes, there's no c Yeah, I'm not getting Jackie was like,
do we you know, let's get him something this weekend.
I go no, no, no, no, it's awest me being there.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Man. Could you imagine wedding and Tony Bennetti's So.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
What do you get a guy that's taking the wife's
name and that is a spectacle.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Honestly, Austin, I think it's Katina, right, Austin Montgomery Katina
or Katina Montgomery.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I'm sorry, it's it's uh moray wrong.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
And a lot of cultures.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
The guy takes the no and I can't even get
Usta Montgomery.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I'm sorry. I also carry the babies in their pouch
like a seahorse. Three was three was?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
What's in it for me?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
So we have money, energy and return. Hey, what's in
it for me? This is a big one, and it's
coming for you.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
John. You don't drink though, do you?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
John?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Not really, Okay, very rare occasion.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Maybe it's not coming for you. It came for Tony
and I years ago, recovery.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Ding ding ding.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
And I'm not just talking about alcohol and other substances, Jack,
I'm talking about this is gonna keep us that past
nine o'clock. That means by the time we get home
and I unwined, it's gonna be twelve o'clock.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I did it last night. I did it last night.
Everyone left the hall of Fame thing last night, We're
going to Drakes to watch the rest of the U
of L game, And I was like, we're going home
to me anyway because I get up at three point
thirty in the morning. Well amen, no, your your life
is over because you do mornings.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, so money ding, energy ding, what's in it for me?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
It's if no, that's in there?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Man's look recovery And then I don't know, explain this one?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
You whyle you?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
They just needed something to spell Mary right.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
It doesn't give an explanation. Why A you doesn't give
an explanation.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You is the same as the return on investment, I
feel correct, I would think, so, yeah, that's a that's weak.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Sauce.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, hey, join us Friday. By the way, Friday, we're
gonna be broadcast in my house.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I don't have to drive far.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
No, you're gonna be anchoring from here? What Yeah you're not. No,
come on join us this Friday as we broadcast live
from Craig's Best Cars dot Com, Craig and Landed Cars
on Shelbyville Road. Free sauce a Rita's food. We're gonna
have a one hundred year old WW two veteran, and
of course the legend will be there, Joey, maybe Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
They've been around forever.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Man, fifty years.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I had a girlfriend in eighty nine, had drove out.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Craig.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, fifty years, baby, we're celebrating fifty year anniversary this Friday.
Come on by to see Hi. Have some saucer readers
she had.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
You can't touch this in the cassette twenty four hours
a day.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Can't touch this.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Boom boo bonum bonn't bound.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Well, if you're wondering what's going on in the Golden
Globe million dollar gift.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Bags that they get, oh yeah, this is insane stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
It's like vacations and all that they're given.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
They're given the richest people in the world gifts. It's
is to show up and pat each other on the back.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Out of all of the insane Hollywood, pat ourselves on
the back. Let's celebrate what we've done. Uh events. I
like the Golden Globes when your boy hosted it, Oh
Jerrase Gervais, Ricky Gervais. I mean it's a must watch.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
So on the Golden Globes. Is that television or is
it movies?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It's everything. It's television, every movies. That's why it's that's
why it's sometimes a better event because it's television and movies.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Well, all the winners will and presenters for that matter,
at the show will be given a gift bag. It's
a full list of goodies. But I didn't pull them all.
I just pulled a few of them. Here's some of
them that they're giving rich people that don't need these.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Is there a pair of sunglasses?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I don't think there is, but I didn't pull that.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
A New Zealand trip to visit an underwater resort that
normally costs run shot underwater seventy thousand dollars. Soyuzne, let's
book an underwater trip because I won't get sunburned and melanoma.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Uh, thank you, Lance McGarvey. I think that's an awesome trip.
First of all, I want to go to New Zealand.
I would love to go to the Land of the
that's Keywi's.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
And that the same. Isn't that where Game Thrones takes
place to.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Uh, here's what I do know why I thought that.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Here's why I know New.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Zealand people get pissed off if you call them Australian
and Australian people get pissed off if you call.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Them New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
New Zealand people think they're better.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah, well they are right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
And they had.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
The heaviest lockdown restrictions during COVID, didn't they not one
of I guess go, I.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Think there was like they had zero people with COVID.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, they couldn't do anything. They were trapped. Wait, here's why.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Because New Zealand when COVID broke out, this was a government,
this was a law. You and your family had to
go stay, You had to take shifts and you had
to stand on the coast of the island. You had
to blow Yeah, keep all the COVID germs from coming
on the island.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
It worked.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I thought Key West did that here. I thought they
they no one gets off the island till this thing
is over.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
There was a lot of blowing a key web too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
So nine altra rare bottles of French wine valued at
two hundred and ten thousand dollars My Lanta, they limit
dad to one bottle per contestant or a winner or presenter.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Though, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Various beauty products experiences ranging from two hundred and seventy
three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Man, that's some expensive eyes show.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
You got to be ugly if your beauty products cost
a quarter of a million dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
And I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I need to be a girl having to put eye
shadow to do anything.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I love that I can get up in the morning
and wet my hair down, sometimes wash it and then leave.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Well, they and they sometimes they do that little the
eyeliner and the squiggly length like the Egyptian they extended.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
I'll past their eyes.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's hot, like they're Yeah, I think that Cleopatra or something.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Here's what I will say, though, is he rephrase the
and hey, look at it.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
It's amazing when those girls put the makeup on while
they're in their car.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It's crazy, amazingly stupid. Here's a question I got for
both of you all though.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yes, why is it.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
When you see a lady you know that you normally
see it with makeup on, and you see her without
makeup Their eyes look itty.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Bitty because the makeup makes them look bigger when they
have the makeup on.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
But how you know what I mean? It's like like
if I go on up. Hey, Tina, I gotta come
over and borrow your whatever it might be, and I
show up his first thing in the morning. You shouldn't
have makeup on her eyes, look, itty bitty.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I've been lucky because Jackie wears very little makeup because
she's so beautiful she doesn't need it. But I've seen
have you ever seen those videos online where it's like,
this should be these these women should be arrested for
fraud because they are I mean a car wreck face
and then they put makeup on and they look like
Pamela Anderson swear, and then they put make up on
(28:00):
the look like Pamela Anderson. You're like, can you imagine dating?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I make Susan wear makeup because she's too beautiful, and
I make her dumb it down.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
That's so good of you, that's so yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
But no, yeah, I get it. Like the same thing.
When I worked in rock radio, we would have like
the Penthouse Pet of the Year on and they would
send us her centerfolde and all this, here's who.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
They have John. He could not get over it. So
they would come into the morning show and they were
probably up late doing whatever, and they would come in
into sweatpants and like the ponytail on the side and just.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
A man crazy look at my oh my gosh, you're
just like wow. Well, no, in the airbrushed because like
one of them. You see her centerphone and she's nice
and smooth, but then you see her in person, she
look like simple Wits from NYPD Blue just.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Which reminds me of the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Her butt look like sip what's But.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
The only airbrush you would get was people that had
acne in high school. They take their senior picture and
they would airbrush, and it was like the greatest pictures
they've ever taken into their lives.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
That was not the greatest use of airbrush, though, the
greatest use of airbrush is to get a T shirt
with a heart on it that says Susan loves Dwight
and a big arrow through a license plate Tammy loves Carl. Oh.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
That's a really good thank you, Chris, Tammy Tammy.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
There's also always a yeah, true again.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
We'll be out at tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
We've got a big show though. We've got two really
good musical guests.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, and on top of me and you, Bertie Lobers
is going to join us. He's going to play the
Twelve Days of Louisville Christmas. Who changes it every years?
New stuff? Yeah, it's new stuff. It's a great song.
And then Friday, join us. We broadcast live from Craig
and landerth on Shelbyville Road Free Sauceertas. We're gonna have
a one hundred year old WW two vet with us
(29:54):
as well. Tony's breaks in a Linement, Baby a place.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
You could trust when it comes to maintenance or prevented
maintenance on your vehicle, not just breaks the alignment.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
They do just about.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Anything, my god, with just about any type of vehicle,
not just breaks in alignment. Plus they back it up
not with just warranty, but a three year, thirty six
thousand mile warranty. Folks, put your mind at rest. Go
Louis's Best as Tony's break in Alignment.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
And as many people know, the effort that we will
put into these shows the rest of the year, it's
going to be very minimal, right, so tune in your own. Yeah, oh, bosses, listen,
the next couple of shows are going to be the
most compelling roasting shows you're ever You're don't want to
rotate John William Alding the third He's Dwight Whitting. I'm
(30:43):
Tony Fanetti, have a fantastic day. It's going to be warned.
Today on news Radio eight forty w h as I
Love you, Ma,
Oh my gosh, what is it with you and Wham
and George Michael.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Because it was in the years. Why not to man,
this is a good Christmas song. It's a great Christmas song. No.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
As a matter of fact, I've got a list we'll
push it.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
To when Tony's not here.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's Christmas songs that stress your pet out.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
And I think this is like number one. Oh really
really I think so? Yeah, oh, just stress your pet out.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, it's the beats per minute plus it's just horrible.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
By the way, the six seven that was eliminated from
the fast food chain was in and out Burger dropped okay,
sixty seven from their orders because too many of their
own employees and people.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
But okay, six seven, so it was order number six
and order number seven. There wasn't like a sixty seven
order was.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
They had No, they had a sixty seven cent frosty
deal and it was driving people nuts.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
If you shop.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't know what instacar it is has helped me
out on this.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Guys door dash for groceries. Is that what it is? Serious? Yes,
that's serious, Lad in your grocery cart. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Instacart okay, got it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Instacart is Evidently a lot of people are using it,
but is the convenience worth of losing money? A lot
of shoppers who are ordering grocery deliveries through Instacart are
actually part of a widespread a AI enabled experiment.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Uh yeah, listen to this man.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Idego products are priced out from one customer to another differently,
sometimes as much by twenty three percent higher to different customers.
Consumer Reports says Instacart has disclosed its pricing experiment in
internal documents, noting that shoppers are not aware that they're
part of this experiment. It's several terms. Hidden fees are
(01:56):
going to some buyers and not to other for example.
And we talked about this with like let me do
let me have some old people talk again.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Here we go. Let me just paying blanket.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Let me just pick one of my many medications that
I'm on, like uh Lexel Neighbo featuring decks are all
with flux to sell asked for by name, by the
way I can get. They'll get called into like one
pharmacy and it will be a dollar and thirty two cents.
And I've showed you this, and then you look at
(02:29):
the price at another farm se it'll.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Be fift that's not the same thing. That's not the
same things of rice, and and somebody's getting the price break.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And yeah, some people are paying twenty three percent higher.
But it's just an experiment that Instacart's having. Imagine doing
that saying, you know what, it's great to have customers,
but let's uh, let's experiment with them.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
See we were talking a little bit about this with
Nick before you're all show started, and that door dash
also allows you to order groceries from them now, and
so I'm I'm sure stuff like that is putting instacrt
in a bad position.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, Nick was like acting like an old man because
he couldn't figure out doors.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I never used it before, dude.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I I didn't get on it until this past summer,
and then I've used it, I mean a hundred times.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I've only used DoorDash one time, and that's when I
lost my uncle. A friend of mine gifted Susan and
I had door Dash and like it was a certain
dollar amount bring the room down. Well that's she said.
I thought it was a kind gesture. Here, I have
dinner on us and be brought to your homes. We
use it, use it, We used it but I promise
(03:36):
you I would never spend I mean, I would always
just drive myself.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's very expensive. It's not if you go and get
it yourself. Though.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Tip because DoorDash really doesn't charge you. They go, hey,
we're not charging the four dollars. A lot of times
I haven't been charged the DoorDash charging forever.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's the tip.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yes, you're right, it's I tip a little bit more
to make them, you know, drive faster. Uh but uh.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Drive faster. Here's another quarter.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So if you've had drinks on the back deck too
much and you and somebody says Taco Bell and dude,
you're doing Taco Bell at midnight?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah? Is Taco Bell heart smart for somebody that had
a heart attack?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Fatty?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
They have I can't even make a joke that they
have a heart smart menu.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
They do not, you know what.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And look when you order extra sour cream, it's certain.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Now you know what.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I support you doing that. But can you sign these
documents for me?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, sure, there's just no need an initial there. Okay, beautiful,
thank you. So anyway, if you are using Instacart for
your groceries, buyer beware, all.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Right, So that's AI is learning. I mean, look, your
Kroger card tracks what you eat, right, so it is
it's it's it's doing the same thing what.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
My Kroger card must be so bored, Susan, I will
get the same exactly that you see.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Me in here.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Ain't the same thing every single day?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah? I just had it.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Seven ounce of chicken, a cup of rides.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You know those roads, those rows where you pick up
the where you'd pull in and the guy comes out
with the with all the food that it's full every time.
We used it a couple of times, but then they
couldn't get it till Tuesday or something. The prime parking
spot they did. Yeah, I know the handicap people. And
(05:26):
uh so AI right, Yes, scientists have determined whether we're
living in a computer simulation or not because we don't know.
You want to do it again, are you ready? Yeah,
Scientists determine if we're living in a computer simulation or not.
(05:47):
So how do we know we're in a computer simulation?
How do they know if okay, if Dwight starts to
do math a lot, Oh yeah, right, we're in a simulation.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
How you know, dude?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, so, yeah, yes. My first response was to go, well,
I'll tell you it's easy. Think about going back to
eighteen eighty three and all that. But no, the computer
just has you in that scenario. So everybody, like everybody
in eighteen eighty three, the computer was set to.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
How do you what are the meals doing? Mules triggers
river across the river if we get to a cross
the river leading to another hoary FreeDOS.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Thank you, Sam Elliott, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Is humanity as we know it really just a computer
simulation created by far more intelligent and board species.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
If I can go back to Prince the brilliant, brilliant
Prince Roger Nelson said, it's okay, it's okay to get
on the internet, just don't let the internet get on you.
It's okay to get on the computer, but don't let
the computer get on you.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Why did the great ones always and.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He said, they said the battlefield is in the mind
and the prize.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
He's just so ah, Brice Roger Nelson.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
A new study led by doctor mer Fazzele's He's a
really good one, you know, claims he claims to have
a definitive word on this topic. Through extensive research Fazzel,
which is also a great chip, and his cohorts have
concluded that a fully consistent and complete description of reality
(07:30):
cannot be achieved through computation alone. So we're real people,
So we are not. We are not in a simulation.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
But isn't that what big computer would want you to
believe if they have. Let me tell you, if big
computer had us on the simulation, that is the exact
statement Big computer would put out to us.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, we are wrong. If we sold this to our wives,
who could say I didn't really do Its a simulation. Excuseulation.
Just we're not making any decisions.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Honey, I had no It was the internet. Yes, we're
talking about you know that.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I love you. But the script. I got the script
right here. Oh you know that's the NFL script.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Hang on, I've got our script right here and it's
in it.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Look at it. Do you have a college football script?
Is Indiana gonna win the whole thing? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh man, I got you in trouble. Doctor Henry Sadlow,
greatest cardiologist.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
In the inn.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Dude, dude, uh.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
He says, Taco bell is not on the heart. Smart
diet boy. You know what, Doctor Sadlow if you were
to save my life, I would honor that sir by
eating seven ounces of chicken and white rice for lunch
instead of You.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Know, I am one of those guys too. I'm a
sour cream guy. Yeah, I just at this point those
buckets of At this point, doctor Sadlow and another doctor.
He gave me the stints, id to go brand new heart.
Why hell, what're you know? You're not going to make
it twenty more years? And that's that stint's good for
at least thirty.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Day? Is that right, Carl? He's hungry.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Have you seen a blue blue pit viper? They're beautiful
but scary as hell?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Is that a snake?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Or is there a car?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
No, it's it's it's a Snake's.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's cars?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
A legit question?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
A new blue pit viper?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Did it sound like a car? Yeah, and I had
Corinthian vinyl in it. It's an actual.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Snake and it's really scary and it'll kill you. Uh. Zutopia,
Remember I told you you would like Zutopia because they
made all the people that worked in the DMV sloss.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
The second one is out. So there's a character in
the movie called Gary the Blue Snake in Zootopia. Just cough,
Just go ahead and just hack fifty thousand.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
This is the part where you both get sick for
four weeks. That's what I just told you.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
He blew his nose in a couple of seconds ago ago,
you know the broke.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
No, the nose was because I ate tabasco on my chicken.
The cough is because.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
When I was in Mexico, I smoked a lot of
Mexican cigarettes. And they're different than American cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's what your grandma used to call marijuana cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
They're the marijuana. The cigarettes and Mexico are really good
for your.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Ques Utopia character, Gary the Blue Snake. Now in China
people have gone out and now there's this wave of
buying these these vipers.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's poisonous. Yeah what uh so what they I'm all
for this. I'm all about thinning the herd of stupid people.
So please, by all means, go out and buy the
most poisonous viper in the world.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Usually you can get help before you die, but where
you get bit, it swells up. It's it's a tissue.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
There is a benefit to some of it. Huh. They
are illegal, thank you, Blue pit viper.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
They are illegal, especially when you have them mailed to
the people are getting them mailed to them in China.
They are averaging. And I don't know you. You're the
snake guy. Is four hundred and twenty bucks a lot
for a snake?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's a good deal.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, that's a good I go to snake, snake, snakes
or nothing but snakes.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Because I buy a local. No. I looked him up.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
He looks mean.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's that one there looks beautiful.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
But you know they look mean.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But if you hang a name like Gary, it kind
of softens Gary the blues.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
You know what I'm saying. How do you be?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Oh my god, we've got a snake? You mean Gary?
And then all of a sudden everything is just diffused.
Oh it's Gary.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Never mind, sup Swight, you can't do you have a mouse.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
That's gonna be the next way that China at taxes though,
They're just gonna start mailing blue.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh yeah, just just one of those balloons weather dropping
blue vipers.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
But you know what, the whole time that we're getting there,
dying over here because of China, China's gonna think that's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
No, Ronney laughed, Thank you, Thank you, Rod Levan junkson.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Okay, that got it?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Okay, TSA checkpoints. What can't you fly this holiday season?
Rap gifts like you always get pinpointed because you look
like trouble.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah I got I got to swap for explosives, guarantee
it every single time. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
If I was TSA, i'd spot you two.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Never you look angry?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well what that? Just do that? I know?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Rap gifts if you get if you're like Dwight and
they kind of single you out, they might ask you
to unwrap the gift to see it. So this is
important as all these people are going to start to
fly electronic gifts, you gotta watch out for that. You can't,
you know, with the laptops, it's airport to airport, whether
the laptops in the damn bag or it's out of
the damn bag.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Right. I don't wander stand too because they always ask
me about, uh, lithium batteries.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah that's a bad, that's a bad. But isn't that
a cell phone? A lithium bag?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Everything is lithium, bro, And I'm like, wall wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Well, and they get mean too, they're like leftop better.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I'm so I was in.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Orlando when it was supposed to be out of the bag.
I'm sorry, baked goods like Christmas cookies, not the seventy
five dollars ones from eighty dollar Christmas cookies, cakes, pies, fruitcakes.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Who eats a fruitcake?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I think it was Johnny Carson.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I think it was Gary the Blue Pit Viper.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I think you're right, Yeah, Gary did Johnny? I think
it was Johnny Carson that had a theory on fruitcakes. Yeah,
and he said there was only one fruitcake and everybody's
everybody else.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
That is a great joke.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
They just look gross, like chunks of orange and green
and purple and red.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Right, yeah, but champagne, agnog, maple syrup. You can't fly
with these liquids, right.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And I saw mustard and thought he was just gonna
say mustard.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And this one may not be on your all's radar,
but my wife is addicted to snow globes. She loves.
We have probably fifty snow globes.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
That could be uh, that could be a weapon. Good
out the house, glass, knock them out.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
But you know what, here's and here's why I have
so much trouble flying these hands right here, registered is
lethal weapons.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
And they know that.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
And I'm like, guys, gals, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
You know?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So if I don't get recognized, I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
But man, every.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Time, John, you don't get it. Because in the nineteen seventies,
that was the big thing, that leave weapons.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
So there's two things. Back off seventy shows that was
that was a common line. And here's another one. Here's
here's what somebody said every single time seconds before they
got hit over the head with a gun butt?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
You ready? What? What the and then you get hit? Yeah,
every single that's every program? What the.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
All?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Right? Who do we have? Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
E and b listen? How is your health? If you're hurt,
don't be hurt? It's that simple. If you have orthopedic problems,
there's none better than Ellis in Bodenhouse. And I tore
my Achille tending back in May.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
He'll fix you up faster than you can say, Ellison Bodenhouse.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Ah, that's right, and they can too. And by the way,
he's got a great point. I wanted to go with
Ellison Bodenhausen just because of the history of Elson Bodenhausen.
They're the best when it comes to orthopedics. That's why
every sports team uses them. Just go to the office.
You see jerseys and thank you cards from them. But
I thought, I want to use the best. It's gonna
take me weeks to get in there. No, they're gonna
get you an answer and get you any other that
(15:26):
day or the next day. That's how good they are.
My rehab it was all done at the same place.
I cannot say enough good things about Ellison Bodenhausen. If
you're hurt, don't walk around hurt. Call today Elson Bodenhausen.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
You're gonna love.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Them back after this. So on news Radio eight forty whas.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, Baby, Little Eddie Kendrick solo work here not temptations.
Solo work Bloogie down Eddy Kendrick from nineteen seventy four.
A happy we say posthumus birthday. He would have been
eighty two years old day. But he was my favorite
temptation by far.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Really name one other one, your mom, the temptation to eat.
I say, take two dollars out of the bad joke jar.
My friend Fat Dwight's been the topic all day long.
He's gonna make a comeback. Fat Dwight's gonna make a comeback.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
No, we listen, I said it earlier. Man, He's not dead.
No he's not.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
He's there, He's just on the other side of the door.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I know that this somewhat in shape, A physique that
I have right now is on lease.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
No, you look great, buddy, Well right now I do.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
But it's I'm telling you it's all gonna fall apart.
I would say, let's see, I'd say about April.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
If this was twenty if this was twenty years ago,
what would I be telling you.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Oh, you'd be sabotaging me.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, I'd be saying you're too skinny. Too skinny, brother, Yeah,
puts some weight that.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
No, listen, let's see right before summer, when you're supposed
to be thin. That's what I'm gonna plump up. I
promise you don't fat to white will make.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
A self sabotage.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Well, if you find a seasonal effective disorder, a lot
of Americans do.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Really, if I don't get the sun, if it's cloudy
for like an entire week, I start to feel funky.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
This is not the story I wanted to do. Well,
I'm going to do a different story.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
They sell they sell these lights, the seasonal disorder lights
that you can sit in front.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Of you grow wheat under them.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
That's probably also a thing they.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Can do hydropoddics. I wonder if it's the same thing, though.
I wonder if, like, no, you don't use some grow
week that you sound like an expert. You use these
to grow like your own tomatoes and your cucumbers because you.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Can grow all year round. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Well, there was some They had some somebody talking about
the marijuanas. They're finally selling it. Uh In beaver Day
in Kentucky. The guy came on and said, it's very
difficult to grow marijuana. It is.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
It was like, really, I'm gonna look up see if
a little of hydropoddics if they're still a thing available.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I bet they are.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
They are.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Well, that's how cops used to get Like people would
meters they would write, so they would they people would
do their entire basements in those hydroponic lights, and they
would sort of pinpoint ones that had electric bills that
were going out. Right, that's right, Yepp, What was I
talking about?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh listen, I'm talking about not seasonal defective effective disorder,
but the Merry rule m e R R Y tis
the season for people to invite you to stupid stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I've had fifteen events in twenty days. I know I'm
saying fifteen. I'm saying no, I'm giving them all the.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I obviously have not said no. I have. I've been
giving my comical never gets old.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I would, but I'm having trouble with my eye. I
can't see myself leaving the house and going to your
party or wedding or Christmas or whatever it might be.
So if you're overwhelmed with social obligations this holiday seas
and you might want to start thinking about the merry Rule?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
What's that mean?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
That basically encourage you to stop and think about five
things before you say yes or no to an invite.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Wordly five things, Dwight, We're ready, Yeah, hang on, let
me get my pens.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, write this down if you're in your car me
if I agree with you. Now, let's get people time
to pull over, because.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
This things to think about before you commit.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I was giving the I gotta check on the schedule.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Here we go. You ready?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Number one?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Money and think about money. It's gonna cost me money.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh yes, When people invite you to stuff, and it's like,
wait a minute, I have to pay for my own thing,
and you're inviting me to your thing.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Joe Isaac's invited me to his birthday party.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, cost me forty bucks to part. Oh no, I
was just say he went to charity.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
It was forty bucks to park.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I mean there was free food and stuff like that,
but still forty bucks for you.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I raally go to anything that it casts unless it's charity.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Energy. How much energy is it gonna take out? My god?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I mean literally that's two for two.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Here, right, Okay, ready for this one. You know that's
the M and the E.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Let's do the first urra.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
The first R is return if you get if you
go to this, what's your return on investment? You're investing time?
What are you gonna get out of it?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Fair enough?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Right?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
If there are certain things you have to go to,
like for example, Vanetti, he's going to Austin's wedding. Is
that a sacrifice?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yes, there's no c Yeah, I'm not getting Jackie was like,
do we you know, let's get him something this weekend.
I go no, no, no, no, it's awest me being there.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Man. Could you imagine wedding and Tony Bennetti's So.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
What do you get a guy that's taking the wife's
name and that is a spectacle.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Honestly, Austin, I think it's Katina, right, Austin Montgomery Katina
or Katina Montgomery.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I'm sorry, it's it's uh moray wrong.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
And a lot of cultures.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
The guy takes the no and I can't even get
Usta Montgomery.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I'm sorry. I also carry the babies in their pouch
like a seahorse. Three was three was?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
What's in it for me?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
So we have money, energy and return. Hey, what's in
it for me? This is a big one, and it's
coming for you.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
John. You don't drink though, do you?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
John?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Not really, Okay, very rare occasion.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Maybe it's not coming for you. It came for Tony
and I years ago, recovery.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Ding ding ding.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
And I'm not just talking about alcohol and other substances, Jack,
I'm talking about this is gonna keep us that past
nine o'clock. That means by the time we get home
and I unwined, it's gonna be twelve o'clock.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I did it last night. I did it last night.
Everyone left the hall of Fame thing last night, We're
going to Drakes to watch the rest of the U
of L game, And I was like, we're going home
to me anyway because I get up at three point
thirty in the morning. Well amen, no, your your life
is over because you do mornings.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, so money ding, energy ding, what's in it for me?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
It's if no, that's in there?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Man's look recovery And then I don't know, explain this one?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
You whyle you?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
They just needed something to spell Mary right.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
It doesn't give an explanation. Why A you doesn't give
an explanation.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You is the same as the return on investment, I
feel correct, I would think, so, yeah, that's a that's weak.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Sauce.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, hey, join us Friday. By the way, Friday, we're
gonna be broadcast in my house.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I don't have to drive far.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
No, you're gonna be anchoring from here? What Yeah you're not. No,
come on join us this Friday as we broadcast live
from Craig's Best Cars dot Com, Craig and Landed Cars
on Shelbyville Road. Free sauce a Rita's food. We're gonna
have a one hundred year old WW two veteran, and
of course the legend will be there, Joey, maybe Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
They've been around forever.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Man, fifty years.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I had a girlfriend in eighty nine, had drove out.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Craig.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, fifty years, baby, we're celebrating fifty year anniversary this Friday.
Come on by to see Hi. Have some saucer readers
she had.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
You can't touch this in the cassette twenty four hours
a day.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Can't touch this.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Boom boo bonum bonn't bound.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Well, if you're wondering what's going on in the Golden
Globe million dollar gift.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Bags that they get, oh yeah, this is insane stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
It's like vacations and all that they're given.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
They're given the richest people in the world gifts. It's
is to show up and pat each other on the back.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Out of all of the insane Hollywood, pat ourselves on
the back. Let's celebrate what we've done. Uh events. I
like the Golden Globes when your boy hosted it, Oh
Jerrase Gervais, Ricky Gervais. I mean it's a must watch.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
So on the Golden Globes. Is that television or is
it movies?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It's everything. It's television, every movies. That's why it's that's
why it's sometimes a better event because it's television and movies.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Well, all the winners will and presenters for that matter,
at the show will be given a gift bag. It's
a full list of goodies. But I didn't pull them all.
I just pulled a few of them. Here's some of
them that they're giving rich people that don't need these.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Is there a pair of sunglasses?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I don't think there is, but I didn't pull that.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
A New Zealand trip to visit an underwater resort that
normally costs run shot underwater seventy thousand dollars. Soyuzne, let's
book an underwater trip because I won't get sunburned and melanoma.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Uh, thank you, Lance McGarvey. I think that's an awesome trip.
First of all, I want to go to New Zealand.
I would love to go to the Land of the
that's Keywi's.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
And that the same. Isn't that where Game Thrones takes
place to.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Uh, here's what I do know why I thought that.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Here's why I know New.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Zealand people get pissed off if you call them Australian
and Australian people get pissed off if you call.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Them New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
New Zealand people think they're better.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah, well they are right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
And they had.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
The heaviest lockdown restrictions during COVID, didn't they not one
of I guess go, I.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Think there was like they had zero people with COVID.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, they couldn't do anything. They were trapped. Wait, here's why.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Because New Zealand when COVID broke out, this was a government,
this was a law. You and your family had to
go stay, You had to take shifts and you had
to stand on the coast of the island. You had
to blow Yeah, keep all the COVID germs from coming
on the island.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
It worked.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I thought Key West did that here. I thought they
they no one gets off the island till this thing
is over.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
There was a lot of blowing a key web too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
So nine altra rare bottles of French wine valued at
two hundred and ten thousand dollars My Lanta, they limit
dad to one bottle per contestant or a winner or presenter.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Though, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Various beauty products experiences ranging from two hundred and seventy
three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Man, that's some expensive eyes show.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
You got to be ugly if your beauty products cost
a quarter of a million dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
And I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I need to be a girl having to put eye
shadow to do anything.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I love that I can get up in the morning
and wet my hair down, sometimes wash it and then leave.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Well, they and they sometimes they do that little the
eyeliner and the squiggly length like the Egyptian they extended.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
I'll past their eyes.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's hot, like they're Yeah, I think that Cleopatra or something.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Here's what I will say, though, is he rephrase the
and hey, look at it.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
It's amazing when those girls put the makeup on while
they're in their car.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It's crazy, amazingly stupid. Here's a question I got for
both of you all though.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yes, why is it.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
When you see a lady you know that you normally
see it with makeup on, and you see her without
makeup Their eyes look itty.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Bitty because the makeup makes them look bigger when they
have the makeup on.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
But how you know what I mean? It's like like
if I go on up. Hey, Tina, I gotta come
over and borrow your whatever it might be, and I
show up his first thing in the morning. You shouldn't
have makeup on her eyes, look, itty bitty.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I've been lucky because Jackie wears very little makeup because
she's so beautiful she doesn't need it. But I've seen
have you ever seen those videos online where it's like,
this should be these these women should be arrested for
fraud because they are I mean a car wreck face
and then they put makeup on and they look like
Pamela Anderson swear, and then they put make up on
(28:00):
the look like Pamela Anderson. You're like, can you imagine dating?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I make Susan wear makeup because she's too beautiful, and
I make her dumb it down.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
That's so good of you, that's so yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
But no, yeah, I get it. Like the same thing.
When I worked in rock radio, we would have like
the Penthouse Pet of the Year on and they would
send us her centerfolde and all this, here's who.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
They have John. He could not get over it. So
they would come into the morning show and they were
probably up late doing whatever, and they would come in
into sweatpants and like the ponytail on the side and just.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
A man crazy look at my oh my gosh, you're
just like wow. Well, no, in the airbrushed because like
one of them. You see her centerphone and she's nice
and smooth, but then you see her in person, she
look like simple Wits from NYPD Blue just.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Which reminds me of the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Her butt look like sip what's But.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
The only airbrush you would get was people that had
acne in high school. They take their senior picture and
they would airbrush, and it was like the greatest pictures
they've ever taken into their lives.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
That was not the greatest use of airbrush, though, the
greatest use of airbrush is to get a T shirt
with a heart on it that says Susan loves Dwight
and a big arrow through a license plate Tammy loves Carl. Oh.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
That's a really good thank you, Chris, Tammy Tammy.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
There's also always a yeah, true again.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
We'll be out at tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
We've got a big show though. We've got two really
good musical guests.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, and on top of me and you, Bertie Lobers
is going to join us. He's going to play the
Twelve Days of Louisville Christmas. Who changes it every years?
New stuff? Yeah, it's new stuff. It's a great song.
And then Friday, join us. We broadcast live from Craig
and landerth on Shelbyville Road Free Sauceertas. We're gonna have
a one hundred year old WW two vet with us
(29:54):
as well. Tony's breaks in a Linement, Baby a place.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
You could trust when it comes to maintenance or prevented
maintenance on your vehicle, not just breaks the alignment.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
They do just about.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Anything, my god, with just about any type of vehicle,
not just breaks in alignment. Plus they back it up
not with just warranty, but a three year, thirty six
thousand mile warranty. Folks, put your mind at rest. Go
Louis's Best as Tony's break in Alignment.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
And as many people know, the effort that we will
put into these shows the rest of the year, it's
going to be very minimal, right, so tune in your own. Yeah, oh, bosses, listen,
the next couple of shows are going to be the
most compelling roasting shows you're ever You're don't want to
rotate John William Alding the third He's Dwight Whitting. I'm
(30:43):
Tony Fanetti, have a fantastic day. It's going to be warned.
Today on news Radio eight forty w h as I
Love you, Ma,
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