12.17: The Rolling Stones Call Off Tour, Ebo Noah, Wicked: For Good, and the Goop Holiday Gift Guide

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh baby, who is it? It's Rolling Stones. Can you
hear me? Dave's not here news right away? Forty w
h A S. That's Tony Venetti. That's John Wayne. I
mean John William Aldum, the third man.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
First of your name dropped Dave Jennings and then you
call me John Wayne.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Gacon called what.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
That's a great point, John. I appreciate you every day.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Thank you, Tony.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Do you text team your appreciation because I do? No,
that's not I text. Yes, I do. I write. Do
you write him?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
You text him?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Because I do? I write him poems. The reason we're
playing the Stones is the Stones have called off a
tour two years in a row. Uh seems that Keith
couldn't commit to four months on the road. He was
recently played a four songs set in New York. But
I think this is arthritis. I think he can't.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
When they hanging up. Why haven't they hung it up yet?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, because quite Franks, it's.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Still selling out. Don't have to there's still yeah, there's
there's people like Dwight that would travel to the moon
and see you around. Absolutely, But I think he got
the arthritist going up and down the stairs of his
fourteen castles.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, you see it in his hands. I mean, it's
got to be difficult playing, but sure. They'd also released
a statement saying that The Stones will be back on
stage when they're ready. They're eighty two. I think they
got to do one last show, The Stones. You just
don't end the show.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I think I think you were. You brought a good
point up yesterday off the air that you thought maybe
they're not performing at the level that unlike other artists
that will go out and charge you one hundred and
fifty dollars and you get.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
One hundred and fifty, you.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Get Vince Neil.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Neil.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
So I don't know to your point whether that here
could that could be connected.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I think that's why, And here's why I said that,
because I have been a huge Rolling Stones fan.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Damn near mind the concerts in general, well, the two hours.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
They've gotten, yeah, they they've gotten down a little bit
to where they play about a eighteen or nineteen song
set list.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
But how the road is they still do the motorcade thing?
Or is that old ones?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
They right?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
They rode in a motorcycles That was them, wasn't it?
Or am I completely we out of left field?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Are you talking about when they had the Hell's Angels?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Is that only one time they did that?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
As security, I thought that was only one That's why
because as Altamont Raceway, and that's why when they announced
the sixteen that's when they announced the concert at Indie
Motor Speedway, I said, Hey, the Stones at the speedway,
what could possibly go wrong?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, but I brought that up.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
That I think maybe they're not touring because Keith or
is not satisfied with the sound. And here's why. I've
been a Rolling Stones fan almost my entire life, and
here's how they operate. Put out a new album, tour,
put out a live album of that tour, and then
tour to support the live album, and every single tour

(03:16):
has a live album and a live DVD. So far,
Hackney Diamonds has been out. There's been two years of
tours and there's not any live album. There's not well
there's a semi live album, you know, but that's it.
So I think maybe at eighty.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Two, Yeah, it's the greatest run of any band.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I mean, arguably they have been in history.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Not just Don't Pigeon Hold a Rock. It's the greatest
run of any band.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Ever could they get the Ozzy Osbourne treatment where they
do like, you know, a big farewell show for them
and the other bunch of guests, that sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
The fesh are you done what you stay away from?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Many they are ageing and I and I again that
makes sense with arthritis and he's a guitar player. Here's
obviously that would be painful to play the guitar.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, yeah, but he plays open g He could just
drum a couple of things that Ronnie do the rest.
But it's Keith. Here is my prediction. I predict that
they're going to do. Remember when led Zeppelin came back
for one show only, the two one show, one show
only and there was like the series, like twenty million
ticket requests for it. Yeah, it was an oh two.

(04:28):
I think the Stones do one last show from the show.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Well, Mick is the brains of the operation and if
he puts something together that's that's something like that. That
is a brilliant idea one last show. You put it
on pay per pay per view. I probably charged two
hundred dollars for it. Is the last concert you see
it live? Well, the Stones brilliant, the Stones brillion.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
They've been doing pay per views since nineteen ninety four
because I I went and saw him several times on
the ninety four four to ninety five tour, and then
they wrapped up the tour with the pay per view millionaires. No,
none of them are. I think. I am shocked. They're
probably around seven hundred and five hundred million each. They're

(05:12):
not billionaires each, yeah, which surprises me as much. Just
bem oload the songs mostly Mick and Keith. They called
him the Glimercase, so they get most of the money.
I think the Stones, I think they all got equal publishing.
I could be wrong. I don't know, but Ronnie Wood
was just a hired gun until ninety four ninety five,
and then they made him official member of the Stone.

(05:34):
So we'll see.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
All right, Well, let's remind you if you forgot about
this story, because I'm gonna I'm going to tell you
about a modern day, modern day this person.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
When God created the world and everything in it, he
made man in his own image to live here and
take care of the world.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Education.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
However, humans started doing evil things, stopped following his commands,
they did not pray to him, and they only cared
for their own comfort. God decided to destroy the earth
and everybody in it. There was only one man who
loved God, Noah. Noah loved and worshiped God. He believed

(06:18):
in God even though nobody else did. He also taught
his family to love and fear God. One day, God
spoke to Noah.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Noah, you are a good man. You are righteous, and
you live life with your family.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Actually, but the.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
World has become evil and all the people in the
world deserved to die.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Noah was shocked, but he remained. But God, these are
your people. Have mercy out of it.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
The world has to be destroyed. I will send a
great flood that will destroy the whole of.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I think we all know the finish of that. Noah
builds the arc. There's one in Kentucky. Uh, And now
there is one being built in Ghana.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
There's a biblical flood coming and one man is ready
for it. And guess what his name is? Ria elves Ebo. Noah.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I thought it was gonna be Rihea.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Of course it is. He is self proclaimed prophet.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
He hey, they called Noah crazy too.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Man.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
He says a massive flood is coming December twenty Why.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Hey, man, how are we supposed to listen, it's.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Gonna reign for three years.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I mean it is gonna be warm on Christmas this year,
So I mean you got that going for him.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Uh, he's got a lot going on on social media.
So go go to Ebo e b oh Noah and
he says he's been commanded to build ten.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Arcs, ten of them ten. There's a lot.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
More things in the world than there was, uh, you know,
five thousand.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Well, hang on, man, next week is December twenty fifth. TikTok.
How long did it take Noah to build the yark?
Like eighty years a long time?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Hang on, Well, the flood is going to start in Ghana,
so it'll be a while before it floods here, right,
or is it gonna flood everywhere everywhere?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
See, there's a problem though. God said he would never
flood the earth again, so the promise of the Rainbow.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Paid attention to what's going on in the world.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
He can he can destroy us without a flood.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Okay, So biblical scholars say it took Noah between fifty
five and seventy five years to build the arc. We're
in trouble, no, but hang on, stay with me, Stay
with me. Now we have cranes and we have unions
and a lot different you know what I'm saying. So
we get a couple of sarebuilders Union, Yeah, yeah, you

(08:53):
know what I mean. So we get like the local
ARC builders three eighty four, and we get a couple
of them. You know, we got some lumbers supply companies.
You just having a lot of number supply company loan
is gonna knock off forty five years, right, right, So
this is double.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
They did have. They had difficulties building the Ark. And
where is it in Kentucky. It's it's near Cincinnati. Oh
is it Cincinnasty. They had issues building it with today's technology,
building it to the specs of the Bible. It was like,
this is almost impossible to build. They should have made
him do it on their own, like no, like like,

(09:30):
no impossible, Okay, I gotta do on Noah joke.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Okay, we don't know a story, all right. What's the
difference between my wife and Noah? What Dwight, Noah only
had two of everything, and.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
You live a good life with your family, thank you.
But the world has become evil and all the people
in the world that deserve to.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Die, Oh my gosh, By the way, this is a
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Speaker 1 (10:03):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
So we'll find out Christmas morning this year. Uh, it
is gonna rain for three straight years.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Find out if Santa is drowning in the Atlantic Ocean.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
I don't know if the if the Doppler radars are
picking that up in Louisville, and I'm sure our weather
people at w o K why will be all over it.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Uh yeah, Weinberg. He's probably gotten an arc. Oh yeah, Oh,
I'm sure like to emerge the Winberg arc. Yeah, in
case it never floods.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Mark. So this dude's been arrested, by the way, did
you mention that.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
One?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Did?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
How many prophets have been arrested?

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Like they were a villa.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's the Pharisee is going to build his from prison.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
There's no denying that the world's evil. Right at this point.
Alls God has to do is like look through Twitter,
right and go, okay, time for another flood.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
But he John's right, he did.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Probably he'll he'll destroy the world again and eventually, but
it won't be with water. I wouldn't think.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Hey did that already?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, something a little more destructive like fire.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Hey man, stop it, dude, seriously, dude, that would be
a comment, that would be an asteroid. Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, Wicked for Good becomes the third highest grossing adaptation
of a Broadway musical to go to the movie theaters
because nothing is more exciting than the other. Thing more
excited than a musical is watching a musical movie.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
It is the wokest, most woke movie. I watched five
for Good first one, and I and Jackie and I
were like, you have got to be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I've never understood why. What's the allure of musicals?

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I love musicals?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I hate them. Yeah, Instead, just just give me the dialogue. Hey,
Instead of we're going to the store, it turns into, oh,
going to the store, what shall we find? I don't know,
it's the store?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
No, not all the words are not. All the words
are sung. There are some musicals where all the all
of the dialogue is sung, but no, I don't enjoy those.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Like Hamilton that's one of those.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah right, I can't do that. But we are at
the Catholic church. We are singing the Lord's Prayer at
the end now instead of saying it, and I can't
get used to it.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
No, why would you sing it because I just say it. Father.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh No, it's older who I don't know, do you?
Because I looked at Jacket and I said, when we
start this, I think it's just through the holidays.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You got to say it.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, it's kind of weird me out.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Of course he should weird you out.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
And Father Shane, I think does a pretty good job.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Hey, Father Shane, you got some problem with your programming.
You need me and Tony to come over there and reprogram.
You're a He's not a terrible singer. I mean he's
pretty good. Is it pretty good?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
He's pretty good?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
How would he do the echo?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Okay? How would Father Shane do if we got him
on that singing show where they all flip around the chairs?
How many? Well, yeah, with the boys?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
How many does he get to wear the collars? Does
he get to wear the roads?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah? That's his bet, man, Father Shane, this his bet,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
I think he wouldn't come in last and all.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
The songs I have the word father in it, you know?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
How many songs like.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yo, uh, Eric Clapton, my Father's Eyes?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
How do you even have that in your even have
that in your Luther Vandros.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Dance with my father again.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Father figure is Michael.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's where he starts off with George. Michael would be
your father. Put your tiny hand in Shane's you know
he personalized it. His name is father Shane, right, yeah,
put your time. Well it's a Shane s h A
or y n E. Right. Anyway, Wicked becomes your father.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
You can tell it's almost Christmas.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well we are, but we need to chase less squirrels
in twenty twenty six. You know why.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
But the world has become evil and all the people
in the world that deserve to die.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh my gosh, okay, now, hemmy, we're gonna put you
to bed. But before we go to bed, you get
to listen to a Bible story, the story of Noah.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Let me tell you the Old Testament I'm doing. I
was doing the Bible in a year.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, I had doing it.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'm still reading the Bible every day, but it's just
it's all New Testament. I shifted out.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
You deserve Oh my god, hey.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Man, I'm saying the Old Testament. Give me a nightmares.
Wicked for Good has earned four hundred and sixty eight
million dollars worldwide in just twenty three days. That makes
it the third highest grossing film ever adapted from a
Broadway musical. And listen to this. Here are the top
two that are above it. Okay, you know Mama Mia. Okay,

(14:47):
I get it. It is second on the list is
Mama Mia. Two in it is se No, so Wicked
for Good is third and four hundred and sixty eight million.
Mama Mia is second at seven hundred and six million.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, is Grease the next one?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, no, the very first one is the first wicket.
I made seven hundred and fifty eight million dollars. So
we're well, so if this did four hundred and six
it's gonna do a billion.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, but translate that the number of people went to
see Jaws, and translated from a two dollars a ticket
in nineteen seventy seven or seventy seven to you know,
fifteen to twenty dollars to see it today.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, that's how they ought to do it. They ought
to do it on tickets. So right, you know, you know,
not not not gross because.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
You see Avengers and those Fast and the Furious movies.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
You know, I haven't seen one of them.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I think there's like they haven't made one in a
while though, and then they shouldn't. They don't need to
make any more.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Well, how many is there? Like thirteen?

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Ten?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
There's over ten.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I saw the Tokyo Drift one, but that has no
I don't think it has any of the regular people
in it.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
No.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
I think it's a side story or something.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
How many Fast and Furious movies.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Are There's like ten? We've had this discussion. I think
they've all made a billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Six they eventually go to space. You all thought I
was making that up.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
No, and they are so stupid they shore twelve stupid twelve.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Okay, yeah, fat, there's twelve. I was close.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
And they even did an AI version of Paul Walker
after he died and for a few of the scenes
or something after really want.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
To talk about that because he died so horrifically.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, they should have had like one where it's all
fat people, maybe the fat and the furious and you're
the star, and the whole thing is just fat people
stuck in traffic going come on, trying to drive a
car here, the.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Fat and the furious, Fat and the furious are we
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Speaker 1 (16:34):
You got an order wrong? Like they go through a
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Speaker 3 (16:36):
We're talking about the Golden coral again.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
And then they circle back through the drive through and
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You have to wear those little silver helmets right around,
and you.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Gotta drink a designer coffee like.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
A if your mail. You know, have one of those
leather bags that's a you know, it's not a.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Purse, an urban a saut carry all know what they
call them. So that I was trying to put like
some kind of maxculine crap on it, like you know,
it's the urban assault and man bag. So is it
not a purse? Dude?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
So is it red is that what you said? It's
red red all right? Right, that makes sense. So both
of these prices are right. Online.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Can't tell you a good line that I had at
the Tortuga Beach Club when we were in Mexico. No please, So, John,
you want to hear a good line? I half I do.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
So we were eating and uh, this guy walks in,
and you know what a fanny pack is.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I do know what a fanny pack is.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
This guy has a fanny pack, but he's wearing across
his shoulder and like down around his chest. Yeah. Yeah,
So I walked up to him. I said, dude, that's
a fanny pack. You're wearing it wrong. Wearing it that
way is gonna make you look stupid.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
What do you say to you?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
He didn't speak English.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
It was quite rude.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
So I get it wrong so far about this list. No,
I'm right, man, No, you're wrong. Those are good presents
and they're right.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
The price about a fourth price? Right, you're gonna get
somebody at five.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
That What do you get me for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Honesty? Pro telescope? Okay, three thousand and six hundred dollars
makes sense.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
That's about right, if you're gonna get a telescope that
it really works. It's three grand I.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Got a telescope once. I was like, man, this is
the coolest thing. Ever, how much it costs. We kind
of figured it out, but like it you can only
see like the moon. You couldn't like, look at the
you got bored this.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Moon your neighbor, miss Henderson's moon. That's what I would
use it for, for it bedroom window.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
I did the same about John one, and it was
the one you can take pictures with, like so you
can snap pictures what you're doing. So we went in
the middle of the football field, middle of the nights.
It was the darkest. He used it once and never
never came out of his closet again.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Oh out of the closet.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Huh, I'm sorry, what are you hey? You said it
a telescope.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
This is something I would actually use. But again it's
it's affordable, but it's too pricey for what it is. Okay,
it's a throw pillow, okay, which I think are stupid,
But I would like this one because it says on
the throw pillo.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Right, seventy five dollars or less. It's okay, it's not okay, uh, but.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I'll do like this. It's a throw pillow that says
please leave by nine. When we had dinner at Stuart
Ray's house. He has napkins and it says, please leave
here by night.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Okay, so you like that one. This list has been
on Mark and you wanted to make fun of it
and maulk it.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
But it's only it's eighty two dollars. Who's gonna pay
eighty two bucks? I said?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Did I say seventy five bus pillow? Throw pillows or
seventy five bucks?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
If you're if you're a.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Mark nor The better ones are those ones when you're
on the couch and you grab it and you do
right under the ear guy, you know, you know the
move that we were between the knees.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
You know what we're way late on, but we're here. Nonetheless,
what electric blankets? I bought me an electric blanket and
Sue iss an electric blanket.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Oh my gosh, Jackie's got a weighted blanket.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I got that. So here's what I do.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Here's my here's.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Ways a ton, here's my Oh no, you'll throw your
back out if you don't. So here's my move. I
lay down on. I got the ground. Let me ask
the couch. Susan has the chair. It's just the pecking
order the house. So I'll lay on. I'll lay on
the ground. Here's my move. The electric blanket cranked all
the way up to nine babies, how as it goes,
and then put the weighted blanket on top of that.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Uh so, so far we've got meta musil and blankets.
Who's the grandma on this show?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
That's true, your very grandma an.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Italian, A knitted little and just sit in your chair.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
And all they need to do now is get run
over by a reindeer.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I just want you to look at your wife and go,
I feel so cozy.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
We don't knit, but we do crochet. The big difference.
It's you arn, big difference. No, we we crochet Afghans
and for Christmas people, for the disciplines. You won't be
getting any An Italian pewter cocktail shaker four hundred and
ninety one dollars. Who pays five hundred bucks for a
cocktail shake? What's it made of Italian pewter?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
That's about right. It's price right. These are not expensive.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Pure this is a fancy word for rocks.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
No, it's it is no, it is that is price
right for what you're getting.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Pewter sounds like somebody is gonna work on your car,
like your car won't start. You go, honey, I don't
know this. I have a toe down to Pewter and
see what he says. Right Like, So, if Pewter came
out of your house and he popped that hood, I
promise you second that hook is open, Pewter's gonna go. Well,
there's your problem right there.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
He's stealing valor from Cooter.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, but it's still it's nonetheless a multi togo Kelly bag.
I'm sorry, a multi Togo okay, a Kelly bag?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Is it under two thousand?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Not even close? Sixteen five hundred?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, what it is? Bags are expensive. Women's
bags are expensive.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
What's the most expensive bag you've bought for your wife?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
H probably fifteen hundred bucks. Maybe you're looking at it.
So he was waiting, he was just waiting for me
to finish ten worth of me. But they have they
have the expensive bag. I don't know if this if
it's this designer, but they're like thirty thousand dollars. You
have to get on a waiting list, and then that
designer makes you buy the other stuff in his line

(28:00):
or her line to have the honor of buying the bag.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
How do you get away with this crab? It's kind
of like the guy that takes a banana and duck
tapes it to the wall and goes, oh, this is
man's humanity.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Man, it's totally different. So it's the same thing an
East End housewife. So they can show off the bag.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
You have one, and they put a dog in it, right,
a little dog. Sometimes a Dack's drifter paddle board. Okay,
that's fifteen hundred dollars, that's about right. A Cardia panther
ring eighteen carrot gold with diamonds and emeralds twenty nine thousand,
nine hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
That's actually a pretty good price. That's a pretty good price.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Genesis would knock that price out of park.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
We can't coach Justice diamond. She'll be a pleasant next
to treat or try this.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
A Goodcie portable pet bed eight hundred and fifty dollars. Well,
that's worth it, you know, a nice dog bed. You know,
finally dog if I there's something on here. The dog Betty,
I might remember why I gave you your gifts from Mexico
when I got back Joe.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
That's right, Yeah, the the used washrag was one thing.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I gotta get the ash tray. I want to get
that back. Here's why a Vantage Hotel ash trays worth
fourteen hundred dollars. Can you give me that Christmas gift back?

Speaker 4 (29:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I think I'm gonna log onto eBay right now.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Well, okay, on that note, smoking is back, like people are,
they're they're they're they're ditching the vape and they're smoking.
And you can see it in movies and series because
more characters are smoking cigarettes now. And if you get
out and about, people are are getting rid of the vape.
And there's I guess they're finally because at.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Least they know they're gonna get lung cancer. You don't
know what you're gonna get with the vape.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I don't mind the vaping. Here's why I do mine.
Can you just make the vape smell like cigarettes? Why
does it have to smell like strawberry pancakes? Yeah, and
it's not a contest how it was a smoking Let's
do some of my regular prices. One we'll get out
of here. Here's some gifts for the regular guy under

(30:08):
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Every one of these have been open.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
No, they have not that the dog beds have only
one that made sense so far. And Hotel ashtray. I
mean people with class get those away, right.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
John, Yeah, definitely, especially used.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Men's men's cashmere socks forty nine bucks.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, that's about right for a pair of socks.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Dude, it's Amazon. I get seventy socks for three dollars
and fifty cents holes in them. Thirty five pair Himalayan
no I get. I get an odd number Himalayan sought
simulated Himalayan Okay salt scalp scrub shampoo fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
That's about right.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
That's your answered everything.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
No shampoo. I'm telling you these are priced right. Shampoos
are very expensive now and this is the special Himalayans.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
They're not very expensive. I got the.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Blocks that light up no, that you put on your
on your grill and then you grilled stuff on the
Himalayan salty salt lock.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Holiday incense sticks thirty two dollars. Yeah, O g hot girl,
squeezeable chili oil twelve dollars.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa girl, squeeze is chilli? Is
that what we think it is for?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
No, I think it's like for cooking one last one.
Carnegie Deli rye chocolate chip cookies. Wow, proud of their
chocolate chip cookies seventy nine dollars and ninety nine says
eighty dollars cookies.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I don't think she's that good, and they're big. I
may try one.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
She's had some.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
They sound delicious.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Do we sound good?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Their priced right to.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Their price right. So if they're that good, then I'll
try one and then i'll buy one.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
They will give you a try, They give me a bogo,
they'll give you a break all.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah, it's not like you're Sam's. They got one with
a little tooth thick going.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Hey, doll cookie today break.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'm gonna take my little piece and put it on Craigslist.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
I think she's had outrageous lists at every Christmas. This
one's actually pretty on mark.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I think, oh my wife texted uh nineteen eighty seven totally,
but I keep my phone turned over. Must be a reference.
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