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December 4, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome back. Our number two Tony and Dwight Chow brought
you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Anytime you
can get a reporter to say critter in a in
a story, we're winning. They just did the I have
this in my notes, the drunk raccoon that passes out
in a liquor store bathroom. Raccoons could be so cute

(00:24):
until they claw your eyeballs out. Raccoon passed out. He
got in there, and you know, I guess he accidentally
broke one of the bottles and then just started drinking it.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Man, raccoons and monkeys, I know monkeys. You know, we
have the human identity, you know, evanition. I believe in
that sort of thing. But like, how are raccoons able
to do this nonsense?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, yeah, I believe gorillas are in chimpanzees like ninety
nine percent.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
But raccoons aren't. And they're breaking in the liquor stores,
drinking all the all the booms.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Is he the smart guy? I think he is, because
he got drunk, he passed out, got some sleep, and
they're probably gonna take him somewhere where he can have
a good home.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
There's a sitcom right now called Animal Control, and at
the very beginning of one of the episodes, there's a
whole gang of raccoons and the exact same thing happens,
but it's in a bowling alley.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah. Yeah, I trapped six in one summer. Dad gone, Yeah,
I got six. I had a buddy that has a
trap and I said, look, I'm gonna need it for
the whole summer, and he was like, take it. And
I got six of them, and they are They have personalities,
all of them because they were all different.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
You should have named them all.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
The last one was the meanest one, like I could
barely hold onto the cage because he was just jumping
back and forth. It was the final boss of raccoons. Yeah,
but this is a true story on my mother's life.
This is a true story about the third or fourth.
I finally got the mom and two of the babies.
They weren't babies, they were kids of the of her

(01:58):
in this male raccoon, I guess, and she is on
her back. I'm sitting there drinking coffee and I'm looking
at this because it was right on my back deck
because they kept coming up because we have six at
the time, we had six cats to them outside, so
they were eating the cat's food and they kept coming back.
And she is on her back with her little hands

(02:19):
through the cage and holding the hands of one of
the baby raccoons, and the other baby raccoon was his
hands on the front gate trying to pull it down.
Oh my gosh, it was like a Disney film. And
I took a drink off my coffee and went, ha ha.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
But in the Disney film, you're the villain. Yeah, because
all the cute little critters, as you said, they're the
ones that all everybody wants to root for.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, all I needed was somebody to tell me that
they have leprosy in the poop and that was it.
Because the kids were little then, and I was like
I was dead on a mission, and I was like,
I'm getting all of them. And the last one got
smart and he started putting his hand through the cage
and taking the food from outside the cage. Okay, So
then I put a hot dog in a bowl so

(03:12):
he couldn't reach through the cage and then over the
bowl to get the food, so he had to go
in the cage to get the hot dog. And I got.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Him sounds like you're saying hot dog, not hot dog,
hot dog.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Sorry, I'm talking. I'm hoot Uh when I talk raccoon kitchen,
I get a little accent.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Get the hoot dog, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I put a hot dog in there, and he put
his little hand in there and snatched it right out.
So I had to put it in a bowl.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Bowl.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Noel, put it in a bowl. I'll put the hot
dog in the bowl. And I got that raccoon.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
That's the only way to get him.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Uh. I am not gonna explain what happened after that,
but they did not come back. Okay, I come back
and we haven't had a raccoon issue since then, So
I don't know if there's a raccoon community. And there
was some sort of warning with my face on it,
so don't go to this go to this house, bro,

(04:15):
you don't get gone. But it was a long summer,
but I got them all. I got them all, okay,
And there are legalities to this, so this, uh, you
know what, may be true, maybe not. I don't know, mister,
mister raccoon police guy. Okay, So the drunk raccoon I
sure is doing well today. Indiana. We're going to talk

(04:39):
to Marty tomorrow. We're on the road with USA Cares
tomorrow in the New lou area about eleven thirty five.
Either today or tomorrow, No, tomorrow, he's just texted, so
we'll talk tomorrow. He's so excited. He was supposed to
go up tomorrow to Indy. He's got tickets at Lucas Oil.
He's going to be eating at Elmo's, the steak place
in it and out.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, with the shrimp cocked.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
He is jacked up about this game. It's Indiana's biggest
football game and probably Indiana's biggest game of any sport.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I mean, now it's not of a national championship.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Since Indiana's last national championship game.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
That may be a fair assessment, because I mean that
would have been two thousand and two and they lost
to Maryland. Twenty years, it's the biggest all the time.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's the biggest game in IU, regardless of the sport,
in twenty years.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
And what's crazy is that it may not even be
the biggest game they play this year. If they're really
that good, they may be playing for a national championship
here in about a month.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, if they beat Ohio State. It's on That state
is going to go nuts.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Gus Allen was filling in for Scott this morning and
he said, watch out in Indianapolis this Saturday. If they
beat Ohio State, that place is going to be insane.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Insane it is. It's a great town. Indy's a great town.
I go up there for we grow hair Indy and
I meet with them. I got the hair years ago.
By the way, it looks great. You can see it
on camera right now.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Does look great? By the way, on your Facebook when
you posted yourself at the Actors Theater. Right below it
is the article with the Dell family, you and your
wife do look exactly like them.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I told you that you did.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's correct, I did. Sounds a fair assessment.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I go, you know what I kind of look like
minus the one hundred and forty eight billion.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Dollars exactly, minus the money.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
That story is a pretty good story. They're putting a
thousand bucks. If your kid was born after January one,
twenty twenty five, and through the next three years, the
federal government's going to put one thousand dollars into an account.
It'll have a number. And I believe what's morph out
of that is that not morph but it was part
of it. I think you can put money into it yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh really, increase it.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
You can increase it, correct, But they're going to start
it for you, and they can only use it for
three reasons.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
House business of business.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, that's it. That's all you can use it for.
It's a good idea. Why not?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I think kids are finally figuring out college is it's
not a scam, but.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
It's just way too expensive.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
It's just too expensive. It's too expensive. And when I
try to tell as many people as possible, because John
got to do a semester in Madrid, and when I
was in high school, that was only the rich kids.
I don't even know if I knew a kid that
did a semester in Europe in college. I don't think
I knew one. But you had to be super rich.
Now it's less for the semester. It is less for

(07:29):
your kid to spend a semester in Europe in school
than to pay for their semester at uk U of
l Iu. You name it to a state school, not
a not a private college, a state school. It's less.
That's how insane it's got and I don't know how

(07:50):
many of my friends, their sons are and daughters, they're
all we're going they're going into the service, they're going
into electrical and plumbing and HVAC because it's a smart route,
the smart route, and they won't be saddled with a
mortgage for a house they don't have, because that's what
it is. Oh, you one hundred and ten thousand dollars. Yeah,
that's a mortgage without a house used to got to

(08:13):
pay on it every year until you pay it off,
which will be eighty seven years old when you pay
off your student loans. So uh, definitely, if you're if
you could look into it, because you're going to find out,
Oh my gosh, my kid can go to school in
Greece for a semester and it's less. It was crazy,

(08:36):
it was awesome. It was awesome, awesome, and he came
back a different kid. I mean, they the kids today
are world travelers. I mean they just are. I mean
I went to Florida, right, That's what I went went
to Florida. My family's from QS, so we went down
there a lot. But other than that, I didn't travel
the world. Now these kids do that all the time.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
How old were How old were you when you first
left the country? If you ever have, maybe you never have.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I never have getting old, So I'm trying to think
when I left the country. I'm trying to think of
all the trips I've made and what we've done. But
John was fourteen when he turned fourteen at Galapago Islands
because he went with the school.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
He went with fourteen.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
He was fourteen. He turned fourteen on Galapago Island. Volcano
dead volcano. Yeah, got chased by a giant seal. He
he ran the wrong angle. Everyone else ran the right angle.
He ran the wrong angle.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
How do you make a seal? Mad Well.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Was running after him in the first part, or running
in a direction, and John ran the wrong way. It
was right in his path. But those are the type
of things. And if you do it through the school,
you know, because there's forty people going, it was really affordable.
And I was like, yeah, he could spend ten days
at Galapago Islands with I mean, how many people have

(09:57):
ever just set foot on that place. I think that's
where you've kind of fell in love with the sea.
Like he's in the navy, so I think, ok, I
think that because you go to Ecuador and then you
have to take a boat to Galapakos every single day,
back and forth, and then there's different islands, so you
go in between the islands, and I think that's where
he That's where he was like, this is this is

(10:18):
kind of cool. I dig this all right, So I
U Ohio State. We'll talk more about it tomorrow with
the gambler. What is the what's the spread? Chief?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Last time I looked at it was at minus four
in favor of the Buckeyes. Okay, started at five and
a half, so it's been shifting in Indiana's favor.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I'll take that. I'll take that. Now, here's the question,
because it's in Indianapolis, is it going to be sixty forty?
Because you know Ohio State fans, they'll all.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Be there, every ticket allotment that they get, they'll use
every bit of it. I'm sure Indiana will use every
bit of theirs as well. I think they're supposed to
because it's supposed to be a true neutral site game,
so it could be straight up fifty. But they're both also,
they're both read so you won't be able to tell
who's whose fans or who's from the from the TV screen.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I think Indiana will have an advantage. They'll be there's
secondary sites that you could buy your tickets. Plus Ohio
State fans are like, that's true, I've paid what for it,
and I bet we go to this all the time.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
That's true. They'll be one to save their money for
a playoff game potentially correct.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Correct, Yeah, so I think it will be not a
decided advantage to Indiana for the crowd, but I think
there'll be more IU fans. I wonder what that feels
like like never being in the mix for football ever.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
When you have the stadium location in your backyard and
you never think you're ever going to be playing there,
all of a sudden, you're doing as the second best
team in the country according to the rankings.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I wonder if they stay on this path that the
Big Ten says, we're gonna have to move it around, because.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
They've already been talking about that since they added Oregon
and USC and all that they're one. There's talk of
having games out in Vegas and e leat Agent Stadium,
one of the new NFL stadiums out there. They've talked
about doing it in Chicago. Whenever the Bears finished making
their new stadium, so it'll it'll be shifting around once
all those plays out of the Vegas one was already built,
but once once the Chicago was built too.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
The kudos to whoever the planners were for Indianapolis because
when the stadium got built, Lucas Oil the new one.
They because it wasn't really what when the RCA Dome
was there, but when they built that brick humongous where
you could fit the RCA Dome inside the new football stadium.
It's been there for quite some time now, but they
designed the entire city around that. And then you know,

(12:37):
because basically it's the football stadium and everything leads directly
to the NBA Basketball Arena and everything in between is
set up for a downtown party. I know all this
because I covered U of L for fifteen years, and
we in Louis Louisville was in Indianapolis for one of
the you know, they always in the lead eight or

(12:58):
sweet sixteen and always in Indy. It was like six
out of ten years they were in Indy, so we
would go up there. So I spent a lot of
time in Indianapolis. I just have the kids come up.
I would have Jackie and the kids come up. And
you know, if Louisville one we you know, hate, come
on up, We'll spend it in Indianapolis. Great town. It's
a great town.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Indy is a very driveable city too, contrary to a
lot of large cities. Correct, it's almost more drivable than Louisville,
but Louisville's significantly smaller.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yes, but if you want to walk from the football
stadium to the basketball arena, we did that.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Oh they're right next to each other.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, we did that the last time, and they were
up there. Not the last time, maybe it was IU
and Rick Patino was still coaching U of L. And
we we went from there because we stayed over by
the football stadium and walked and we just could not
believe all of the of the bars and cafes and
hotels just all lining that whole route directly too. They said,

(13:55):
just keep following this, you'll run right into the stadium.
And we did. We ran right into the arena. It
was great. So I'm happy for Marty and all of you.
I you nuts, it's exciting.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Just let us have our fun this year, and you
can you can say that we're annoying after this season.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Now, he continues, Yeah, it started to get a little
annoying you.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
But but the job's not done yet.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
But enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
We will enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
It won't. It doesn't same way.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
It can't last.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
It doesn't last. Enjoy it, man, enjoy it for sure.
All right, Let's talk about Lots of Pasta, Lots of
Pasta Louisville dot Com. Like I said yesterday, I love
getting everybody in the kitchen. We take all of them
ingredients from Lots of Pasta. So we'll get the sala
we'll get they make the salad or the pasta there.

(14:40):
I like to buy the imported Italian pasta. It's so clean.
No matter how much you eat, you don't feel full.
When's the last time you ever said that about pasta.
They have that pasta at Lots of Pasta. So we
get the sauce, we'll get the vegetables, we'll get the meats,
the rashooto from the deli there at Lots of Pasta.
Will get all the stuff for the holidays. And then

(15:02):
when people start to come over, you put them to
work in the kitchen. And now that I got this
new kitchen, John, you got to see it, dude.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh yeah, it's it looking good.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Oh my gosh, dude, it's been hell remodels chosen. Yeah,
it was. It was. It was hell hell on Earth
for like three four months.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
But now the fire's out and now.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I'm just like starting to get used at this is
my kitchen because you feel like you're in someone else's
home and to cook on that stove. And the island
where I don't know if I told that story, but
Matt Jones had come over to we went we were
going to a visitation, and he showed up right when
the Island Top got there. And the Island Top people

(15:45):
only sent one guy, so Matt had to grab one
end of this thing, and I had one part of it.
He was like four hundred and fifty pounds, and the
interior decorators on one side. My son was in town,
so he's out there. You know, he's the engineer, so
he's telling us how this is going to go. But
watching Matt carry this thing in to the kitchen, I said, hey, dude,

(16:10):
I said, when's the last time you did manual labor?
He goes just then, but he was good, he was great.
He did not complain and he carried his he carried
the side of it, and we plopped that darn thing
on this huge island in the middle of this new kitchen.
But lots of plots to go to, lots of plots
at Louisville dot Com thirty seven seventeen Lexington Road in

(16:31):
the heart of Saint Matthew's back. After this on NewsRadio
eight forty WJAS, all right, I got somebody just brought
me a special gift. In the studio, Mark, how are you, sir?
Talking to rite that microphone there?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
I'm doing great to How are you?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
What do you got in your bag there?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
So you remember the old radio DJ from QMF Harley yep, obviously.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
I am friends with his family and after he passed away, Yeah,
his family gave me his motorcycle jacket.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh no way.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
So I I I've had it for years and I
thought I should return it to his radio family. I
think you guys are appreciated bar than I do. It's
it's something that I think that you guys would you know,
I want people to remember Harley and it's it's it'd
be an easy way to just to Garbent. You could
take a look at remember it remember him and.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
I don't know he trained Look, he trained me on
the board.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
It killed em.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
He trained me on the board. I was friends with
him for thirty years. I knew Harley when I was fourteen.
He was in the same sort of neighborhood I was,
and he had the loudest motorcycle in Lindonnden is right
next to Saint Matthew's and I grew up in London
and you could hear Harley. He worked at a pet

(17:46):
store in Camelot Shopping Center when I was fourteen years old,
and we would just go there and hang out. And
it was because it was a cool pet store. There's
nothing to do when you're fourteen. And I had a
relationship with him then and then we ended up at
QMF together years later. So this means a lot to me.
I have already I've already have somebody in my mind

(18:07):
now that we are going to figure something out, and
I will let you know Mark, for everybody that loved Harley,
he was the overnight guy for the longest time at QMF.
He was a personality for a long time in this town.
But he was the midnight rider on QMF. And this
was a big third shift town and everyone listened to
third shift, and he was He was famous and loved

(18:28):
and he was a He was a great guy. Thank
you Mark for coming in back after this on news
radio eight forty whas.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Oh, I was there.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I came down to it, oh, and I called it off.
At the last second, I passed the ball. I shot
the ball instead of passing. You double clutched on that shot.
They called double. They called me walking. Yeah, they called
walking on me.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Steps called all right.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Then we got to break it tomorrow, Thank you Jones.
All right, Toys for Tots've got I've got a bag
for this. Gentleman. Here Brian is on the phone right now.
We're doing this again. You've done this for years, towing
for Tots, toy drive. Brian, how are you, sir?

Speaker 4 (19:14):
I'm fantastic, sir. How are you doing, Tony?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
We're doing fantastic.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Man.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
You busy today? I bet you've been busy for with
all this sw and stuff.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
It's been crazy. Brother. We're out there doing it one roads,
helping do what we can.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
All right, man, So tell us the name of the
company and how we get ahold of you.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Mosey's Towing in Louisville, Kentucky. Here we've got several locations,
but the Towing for Tots is this Saturday at We
leave Mosey's Towing at five o'clock with a pary of
one hundred records or so going through Derby cy Casino
on Pop Level Road. Oh my gosh in the back
parking lot. There lots of giveaways, gaming systems and PlayStations,

(19:53):
big screen TVs we're giving away. We're collecting toys for
the kids in the community to give out for Christmas
again this year a seven to Angel Tone for Tots,
tens of thousands of dollars of toys about these kids
every year. Is the seventh annual. It's gonna be bigger
and badder than ever.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
We're excited about it. Uh. It's it's a good call
and we will be there at Derby City Casino around
five twenty to five thirty pm on this Saturday, December sixth,
and anybody can bring a new toy out for a kid.
If they wanted to bring a toy to Mosey's Towing
on Dixie Highway, they can drop one off there and
we'll take it with us. We're can donate all the
toys next Tuesday to the organization that will get them

(20:29):
dispersed out to the families that need them.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
All Right, Moseby's on Hang on, Moseby's on Dixie. If
you just want to drop it off, if you want
to have some fun, join these guys this Saturday. They're
going to end up at Derby City Gaming. That's the
one on Popa Level, Yes, sir, okay, got it. Okay,
because they got another one downtown. But by that time,
that time is the light up Louisville. Okay, So you're

(20:51):
a Derby City Gaming Saturday. You're gonna have how many
tow trucks do you think you'll have?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Right? A little over one hundred again to be in
a side over there by the hotel side in the
parking lots where you'll see all the records, all the
flashing lights. You can't miss it. We'll be on trucks
there giving away big screen TVs and game and systems
and wrapping stuff off and having a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Uh, Brian, why do you do this? Thanks?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
It to help the community. Yeah, it's the community always
support us and we like to give back at something
we can do. Every year it's a great cause and
we look forward to it.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Moseby's Towing. Thank you for what you do for the community.
Brother and the kids.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Thank you again, Tony. I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
We got it.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Brian, talk to you soon, all right, great guy, I've
met him several times. And great company. H And I
can't imagine what one hundred tow trucks looks like. People
are gonna be like, what is happening right now? And
that is a fun place, Jervey City gaming all popa level.
My wife has an office back there and we drive
by it all the time. All right. Uh so we
are in our number oh in three, No, this is

(21:49):
we're in the ten o'clock hour. We're in the ten
o'clock hour. I got you, all right. It all mixes
in together at some point, all right. So nuns you
never want to you want to go against nuns, you know,
go at your own peril, right, especially nuns in an
old place like Austria. These nuns, there's three nuns that

(22:14):
have been kicked out of their convent. They're in their eighties.
Sister Bernadette, Sister Regina and sister Rita. I'm already scared.
You could tell I grew up around nuns in the seventies. Dude,
you had you had none teachers at your skill, didn't
I had? Yes, Yeah, when I was some of the punishments.

(22:37):
Look because you you get a penance and you you know,
you do twenty hail Mary's or whatever. But I remember
having to kneel on the marble floor and hold the
eraser between my nose and the wall while I did
my twenty hail Marys. That would be seen as child

(22:58):
abuse nowadays. Absolutely, And let me tell you this with certainty,
I deserved it.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Anybody you got punishments like that back in the day
probably deserved it.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
My buddy got whooped by a nun with a ruler
because there was always a crucifix on the cross of
the on the on the top of the doorway, and
he jumped up and touched it. You know, you know kids,
boys always jump up and touch the doory. He jumped
up and touched it, and she lost her mind, chased

(23:29):
him down the hallway. She took her and tucked it in,
chased him down, tackled him, beat him with a ruler.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
None teachers sound.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Terrifying, Yeah, but well, you see my you got me
on camera. You could see my face when I started
doing the story. I was starting to get scared. I
would not mess with Sister Regina, Sister Rita, or Sister Bernadette.
They are in the Cloister Goldstein Goldstein Convent and they've
been fighting to stay where they are. In September they

(24:00):
moved back in. Some of the former students like like
I would go help. They got a locksmith and broke
into the church and moved back in. Oh Man, Yeah,
so there is a standoff in Austria with three nuns
in their eighties and the people that run this church.

(24:22):
I'm I'm out.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
That sounds like a movie premise. Yeah, it's called the Standoff.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, the newest the Conjuring series has the Nun in.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
It because there was the spinoff.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
It was called a spinoff called the Nun. And it
takes place in an old Apparently that's where Lucifer landed,
and they built a convent around it and prayed around
it constantly for hundreds of years. And this is right
after the Second World War. Okay, and it is a
scary movie, dude.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
That's the That's the one where there's a scene where
all the bells and the cemetery are ringing, Yes, very sky,
very spooky.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yes. In the in the in the nineteenth century, in
the eighteen hundreds, they would people were afraid they were
going to falsely be you know, he's dead.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Be buried alive.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
It's been buried alive, and so they would put a
little metal tube, copper tube or whatever it was, and
a string through it and a bell that attached to it,
so if you woke up in your coffin, you could
ring the bell and they'd dig you up.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
That has to be one of the worst things if
that was something that legitimately happened. Waking up when you
think you're dead, or when everyone thinks you're dead. I mean,
I don't even I cannot imagine the horror of just
realizing you can't see anything, you can't move anywhere, You're
just feeling around for this little rope and hoping somebody
digs you up.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
And there is true true crime stories about serial killers
that buried that. There was a story about a girl
that got buried and they and he sent them hints
and they have Look, she's gonna run out of air
in whatever, and you've got to find her. Oh, it's terrifying, dude,
It's terrifying. I don't even know what was the What's

(26:08):
the Vampire movie with Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise in
nineteen ninety three. It's one of the best movies of
the nineties. It's the It's the Tom Cruise makes Brad
Pitt a vampire.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Is an interview with the vampire.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
With a vampire. Well, one of the scenes is that
they trap brad Pitt. The other vampires trap him in
a steel coffin. They lock it and then brick the
wall up. And how terrifying that you live forever trapped
in a in a steel coffin behind a brick wall.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Your vampires don't die.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
They don't die, bro, that's scary. They don't die. It's terrifying.
So Lord, I am on the side of Sister Rita's
sister Regina and Sister Bernadette and anything I can do.
I'm in.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Okay, you're going to get a call this afternoon. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Whatever the Archdice needs. They need me to go over
to Austria. I'm in. I'll hope cook for them with
some lots of pasta.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
There you go, Okay, I may appreciate some of that.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Okay, Trade Noak Towers if you're the you know, maybe
Trade Noak Towers can take these nuns in because it
is a great place and they've got a great idea.
It's called stay for the winter. You do exactly that.
You just stay for the winter to see if you
like it. So you move out of your house, go
move into Trade Noak Towers. You got one, two and

(27:35):
three bedroom condos with views of downtown Louisville that you
would not believe. It is gorgeous. You can do whatever
you want with the condo, right and they have a
movie theater. They have four restaurants with award winning chefs.
They have a wood shop, they have a rooftop deck
that's not really good these days unless you've got a
winter jacket. But in the summer, in the spring, it's amazing.

(27:58):
It's about a block from Saint James Court. If you
call five eight, nine thirty two eleven, they will schedule
a tour, take the tour, and if you stay for
the winner, that's you just say, look, we're going to
spend the winter at this great facility. It's like a resort,
it really is. It's unbelievable. They have a ballroom with
fifty foot ceilings that you would not believe. It looks

(28:18):
like you're walking into the nineteen forties. It is so cool.
So check it out. Trade Oak Towers five, eight, nine, thirty, two, eleven,
call it now. If it's for you or a parent,
you got to be sixty five or older to move in.
It's a great place, so check them out. Short break
will come back. News Radio eight forty. Whass looking at

(28:38):
a little nineteen eighties right there?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
This is def Leppard.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, I know who it is. Dude.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Hell come on man, love bites for the Vampires. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Uh. I don't like the cold. Every single day that
I'm a day older, it adds just a little bit.
I understand the snowbirds. I get it. I get it.
And I work out at the Jay and there's a
lot of older folks there, and right around right after
the holidays, you'll start hearing the voices and they everybody knows,

(29:11):
everybody in the locker room, and you'll hear people going,
when are you going going on to six? When you
out of here? Oh we're going on the twelve, they
head out. I get it, because the cold sucks. Warm weather,
if you can pull it off. Do it. But here's
an advantage of the cold when you When it comes

(29:32):
to losing weight getting in shape, it's pretty simple. You
can do a million different diets, but calories in, calories out,
that's basically it. If you burn more calories and you
take less calories in, you're going to lose weight. That's
as simple as it is. So shivering is sort of
a diet because when you shiver, you're burning more calories

(29:56):
than if you weren't shivering, John, will you cold in.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
The third makes sense? It kind of reminds you of
those like cryo therapy chambers where you go in the
big old box. Correct.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, right, So when the temperature drops, we burn more
calories to maintain our internal temperature.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
So if you're too lazy to go to the gym
this winter, just go step outside for a half hour
and a T shirt and shorts.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
If you're as educated as me, it's called thermogenesis. I
knew that.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Thermogenesis.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, So it burns calories. It burns the bad fat
on your body, right, the brown fat. That's the good stuff.
And Dwight would be here going tan fat looks better
than pale fat. That's a fact.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Well, actually he wouldn't see color.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
But that's not what we're talking about. It's two different
types of fat. So fifteen minutes of shivering in the
cold is the equivalent of a moderate exercise for one hour.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
That's a pretty good deal. You're shaving off forty five
minutes of the exercise for the same result.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yes, so i's gotta do is go outside and shiver
for about fifteen minutes and come back in. And you
worked out for an hour, you look like a lunatic.
Swear to you.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Everybody drives by seage on your porch. Yes, in there.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I got to tell you what. It's really cold and
it's windy. I don't I always think of cops right, like,
cause they don't have a choice.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Are doing the crossing guard stuff here?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh it doesn't matter. All those jobs, man, you're outside.
You're outside construction guys too. It's like, man, I don't
know how you operate electricians that have to have their
hands right. Oh yeah, they have to have their hands
out there to work on electrical stuff. And it's freezing cold.
And once that wind gets in there or once the
cold gets because it doesn't matter what the temperature is,

(31:45):
it does. But it's just that's a matter of how
quickly do you get to I'm freezing? Yeah, And then
this is why I don't like the cold work versus
the hot, because once she gets in your bones, it
takes an hour inside? Does it? Not? Like still warmed?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I'm anti pete like I hate the summer more. I
hate the dog days of summer more than I hate
the bitter cold of the winter. I can't stand sweating.
I hate being in bed and sweating at night. That's
something I've an issue with. So I love I'm least
so good this time of year because the temperature's perfect.
I do sleep better if if it's cold, I do.

(32:21):
I do, But I also love the heat.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I spent as a kid every summer in Key West
with my family, big huge house, aunts, uncles, grandparents, everybody,
and there was no central air. It's like a five
bedroom house and it sounds horrible, and it's ninety four
degrees at three in the morning.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
That is that is so much worse now? I don't know.
I guess there's no comparison. Is that worse than it
being twenty degrees outside and your heat's not working in
the house. I don't even know what your house would
be at that point.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Right, Oh my gosh, dude, let me tell you everyone
had a box fan in every room in that house.
That's how I got addicted to falling asleep to the
rhythm of.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
A fan a boxer. Okay, so I have a box.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Fan sitting in my house right now, in Saint Matthew's
all right, man back after this. The news is next
on news Radio eight forty whas
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