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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Good Morning News Radio eight forty whas the Tony and
Dwight Show, brought you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety.
Is a Tuesday morning, and this story broke out this
morning on National news. The Director of Homeland Security had
her purse stolen at a restaurant. She had it underneath

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the table where most moms and wives and women put
their purse. Where do you put yours?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I put mine usually on the back of the chair. No, no, Lord, no,
you kidding me? Mark. I look for those little hooks
that are underneath the table. We hang them.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
There's hooks underneath the table.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
At fine dining restaurants like Barono's Pizza. There are yes.
All right.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
So this story interests me because it's crazy. She's the
director of Homeland Security. She has a security detail. I
would think, and you would think, so this guy, how
good is this guy?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I mean he's Harry Houdini, He's gotay.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
He She had three thousand dollars in her purse and
her keyless badge to get in nowherever, the Pentagon, the
super secret rooms, the whatever. So the keyless badge is gone.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
She was with her kids and her grandkids. I guess Easter.
I think this is at Easter. But she did have
people are questioning three thousand dollars in her purse. I'm like,
do you understand how much it cost to eat in DC?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
No kidding anything in DC?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Right has now? I just talked about this with Joe.
But Gus, were you around when they went from Uh,
we didn't have the one when our studios were at Newburgh.
We had you just be able to walk in and
then they went to keyless access that we.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Had a code. Remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I remember he was in a car and he was
a code. I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
His code was different though, right, so they could track.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
You and Gus gave me one two three four. He did.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I worked at a place where everybody's code was the same,
and oh my gosh, the e mail said, uh effective
immediately the code is now six eight, seven to two
and everybody knew.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Somebody got well.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Bad part of that it was there were some of
our bosses on the programming and sales side that would
use it. Hm, why did you show up three minutes
before your show?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Old on?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, how did you know that?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Well, you got busted during COVID because nobody was supposed
to be back in the studio, screamed at. And so
he was driving down the road. He had to go
to the restroom.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Really, I said, hold it.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
So he stopped by the studio and used the restroom,
ran in, ran out. Next thing you know, there's emails,
there's bread by president. It was remember that, Yeah, man,
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
You remember me getting screamed at. I do remember that.
I was he just went to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I was just guilty by association.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
It's you were guilty by I.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Got screamed at. What could have cost us twenty twenty thousand?
Who's your lifesaw? Guy?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
The number was thirty?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Was it thirty? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
So I I but I couldn't hold it, and I
don't want to. I don't want to pee on the building,
says Wide.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I was sober. Oh it was the afternoon. Yeah, that
explains it.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
So I literally walked to the restroom and came back
and walked out. Well, if she was there for whatever minutes,
four minutes, why are you there?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
If uh, I've forgotten, I gotta write that down, man,
all right, forgot So.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
If her purse got stolen at her table with the
security detail at a busy restaurant. Yes, this is what
the suspect the list should look like. Lance Burton, David Blaine,
David Copperfield, Chris Angel, Doug Henning, Harry Hood.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I would love to be the arresting officer, the detective
that has the guy in the room and goes, you know,
walks in with a couple of coffee, shuts the door,
and go, oh boy, oh boy, did you really do
a new in this? Then you know whose purse you stole?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
The director of Home Land Security?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Hey? And what about all his criminal friends?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Whatever happened to Ted? He was never heard of again.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I would I know that purse.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I would.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I would walk out, see who's whose it was, and
then I would pay the kids standing out front twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Go take this purse to hey, lady to her. We'll
just think that's disappearance type stuff. Well, the keyless badge
moves it into a whole different realm. So, uh, how'd
you wind up in Gotanamo? We say, there's this purse.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
See I was in this purse. I was in this restaurant,
and this lady wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Say, this lady was eating her lobster thermidore, and I thought,
you know what.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
So she'd shit.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
She said three thousand dollars, And people are like, like
on the news this morning, They're like, why would she
have three thousand dollars? She was going to brunch with
her entire family, kids, grandkids, everybody else, in laws, whatever,
and then she was going Easter shop to buy them something.
I'm like, yeah, that's three thousand dollars at some point, yeah,
I mean that's what I.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Was gonna ask. I mean, who has three large in
your pocket?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I got here.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Let's see, maybe she's running. Maybe she's running. Maybe if
it's in a roll, take a guess. If it's in
a role, much.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
More respect, let's take it out.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, how much you have?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
You got that much?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I got two dollars? I got to why carry cash?
I got two dollars, two dollars.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
How often have any Let's take a poll three of us,
how often have you had three thousand dollars in cash
on you?

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't think I had never.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Unless I was going to buy a boat, I was
gonna say I've had it probably two times.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's when I'm buying a car, cash for a used car.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Actually going into a back today and try to get
three thousand dollars of your own money.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I ask you.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
They'll tell you we can't do that. I'm sorry, I
have five thousand dollars. Some questions on that. I have
five thousand dollars in account. Yeah, I want three right now.
That's not the way it works. No, yeah, it is
the way, Yes, it is the way it works. I
have three dollars. I beat you by a buck. Damn it.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Gus, Gus, check the wall. We're talking big bucks here.
We look at twenty seven to fifty with Gus, I
guarantee you this day, he's managed the cash lists economy.
In to me there you go, Oh look at me,
I'm management.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Can we get lunch?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I'm management? I ride how in the hall? I got
ten dollars? I got more than triple.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Just go out in the hallway. You'll find those fell
out of my pocket.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Coming we will be the generation where we went to
stores that didn't take credit cards, and we live now.
We're the same generation that we'll see, well, we have
seen stores that won't take cash. So it is we'll
live in that lifetime. It's hit the hobo, It's hit
the hobo industry. Pretty well, no, it really has. You

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don't have cash.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Well, they got squares now you know what they got
squares and Venmo the homeless dude, Oh do they.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
It's not true, but a lot of bad idea though, right,
you know you sponsor like a homeless hungry child in Africa.
We should be able to sponsor a homeless person, like
get a website and go sponsor like.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
An Amazon wish list. You could buy a fentanyl or
you know, a Hamburger or something like that for him. Right,
they have their wish list on there and you go
on there and just donate.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I don't think fentanyl is one of the categories.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
The gray area. Gray area.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
They had a homeless person out here when I was
pulling in this morning. It looks like he ran into
all those one of those scooters.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, I saw one day the fire truck was there.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh was that him?

Speaker 3 (07:40):
This was yesterday morning. I saw one second Muhammed he
was getting in a flight with one of those talking
to it, maybe.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
The guy, because there was three of the skate scooters
on the side, and then EMS was there and and
a huge fire truck in the middle of Mhammad Ali
Boulevard just down the street.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
You come in Ninth Street by chance?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, no, uh no unless third streets blocked.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Third Street and when thurd Street's not blocked, I take
sixty five to I go Jefferson. Jefferson.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, I go Jefferson.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Now ninth and uh let's see it's going west.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
So that's going to be Roy Wilkinson.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
That's right, Roy. What's I'm trying to think of the street.
It's the one before Chestnut. Uh will that be? It's
gonna be. You know, it's not Jefferson.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
You have Liberty Jefferson.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
It's not Liberty Market. Uh No, it's Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali.
There is a guy that sits there every day, Yeah, every.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Day, like, hey, you need some money. I'm going I
think you just walked across the streets. You know, at
some point you got to change up what you're doing
here to make sure that you're not homeless.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
There are they like areas, like they stick to an area.
There's a guy that has I don't know if he's
got nigris ox side attached to his heaver of around,
but he'll when you get down, I take Liberty down
to catch the expressway. Once a week or once a month,
he comes straight down the opposite way down the road
on Liberty in this damn wheelchair that goes forty miles

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an hour, and he's looking at us. He looks you
in the eye as he's going down the street. You
have to move your car out of the way. At
some point he's I guess he's somebody's gonna hit him.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
There was one, you know where Barono's by the bridge.
He used to be, Yeah, okay, so you go down
there and then you pick up sixty four. That's the
way I go home every day unless it's closed down.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
And for months, I mean like five months, there was
a homeless guy there named Ron. I ask him, Hey,
what's your name? Ron? And I give him money every
day and we talked, you know, a couple of minutes.
And then about three months ago he said, uh, hey, Dwight,
I'm getting ready to go into rehab. So I might not.
I haven't seen him for like three months, So I

(09:39):
think some of these services might be working, because I
mean he was he was there every single day.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Are you not feeling what I'm laying down with the
sponsor of Hobo on the website, feeling it.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
No, I'm feeling it, man.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I mean if you get like you put the picture
there with a QR code and it says, you know,
here's Jimmy.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Jimmy, Jimmy's from wherever?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Them better signs, man, give them signs with more pizazz.
You know. Some of them are out there with just
like a half of a box. Like they'll take the
back of the twelve pack cardboard, write something on it.
Give him some glitter pins, you know.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
John for the news as breaking news. He's okay, Gus,
you'll you'll enjoy this, so will you. John Dwight and
I worked for w k RP in Cincinnati or otherwise
known as w q MS.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yes uh.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
At that time, it was a It was a absolute
tee to the to the show.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
We had all the character.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
There's no questions since you brought up Second Street right there.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Scott Neil was herb tarlk correct and without question.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
And there we had a sales guy there that when
he got out of his in front of his skis financially.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Second This is a true story. He did it twice.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Second Street used to or that that road goes up
along the bridge and out onto Maine. That used to
be gumming up. It didn't go this way. You couldn't
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he would sit there. He had he had a crappy car,
and he would sit there and he'd wait for someone
that's going to run the red light, and he'd run
his car out there, smashed up.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
He'd smashed up and smash his car up. He'd smash
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Speaker 2 (11:15):
Up and grab his neck and he'd, you know, if
he needed if he was thirty thousand dollars in debt,
that was the number. I'm not gonna mention his name,
but a lot of people in the industry know who
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He goes, I got an accident to get into Oh

(11:38):
the good old WQF.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Now before we do joke of the day, And because
I strive to keep the Tony and Dwight Show Nation
up to date on the latest information, to update your
story about uh, the Homeland Security know him.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
So a couple of things to add to that story.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
The person that took her purse sat down at a
table right behind or right beside them, wearing an N
ninety five mask so he would hit his identity. Oh smart,
and then used his foot apparently, stop.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Hang on, stop one second. I'm disgusted why he just
assumed the robbers gender gender I was going by the
I don't give a damn what you were going by.
But go ahead, we don't do ahead show, go ahead
and do push ups for it afterwards.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Guy, okay, so use his foot.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Use their foot to slide it out from under the
table until it got over to them, and then just
picked it up and casually walked down.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Is there security footage the shows all this.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I think there is. Yeah, I think there's. I think
that at the end of the story, they're like, there's some video.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
You know, they're gonna show the footage and they're gona
put like Benny Hill music next to it. Yeah that
the dad dadda.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Aren't these guys gonna go back to wherever the Homeland
Security is, secret Service detail, Whatever's gonna go back and
the other guys are gonna be like, dude, oh they're
getting good.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Let that happen, right, Yes, somebody's gonna get rassed about it.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Guarantee you guarantee it. Thanks for making the national news
making us look bad. Yeah, there's not gonna be good
good performance review, but there but honestly they're there to
protect her down to dam purse.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Hey yeah, but still like that.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I mean, well, it sounds like a movie because they
need the key card. It's like a it's like a
Tom Cruise movie where they need the card to get access, right,
and there's and they're stealing it from the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I wonder how much this is going on? Back to
the old security office. Hey, Andrews and Jackson, I'm going
to the restroom. Can you guard this coffee mug? Oh,
never mind, never mind it look get somebody else, you know.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
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I think that.

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We need to rebrand them.

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Yes, we need to rebrand homeless.

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Speaker 2 (21:59):
No handed, he handed him a joint.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
That's the story I did yesterday.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Oh and that made fun of you.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah, and he wound up having like five pounds of
psychedelic mushrooms on him and all this other stuff. And
you made fun of me for doing the story.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Well, he was late in the show and I hadn't
made fun of you on anything.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
That's all you did yesterday.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Hey, I didn't know they chins. Did you hear about that,
gous the three chins chins?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I did not hear this.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, so Dwight is Dwight is now up to three chins.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
I'm glad you're here as a witness. When reports this to.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
HR and people started, people started to get a hold
of us on social media and text three chins would
be a great restaurant name.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
He said that my the fat under my neck was
so fat, I should put a horse tattoo there. And
when I laugh, I could cross the finish line.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, when he laughed, little jiggle, that's not until the
horse goes across the finish line on his fat three chins.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Beyond. I'm glad that you're here for a witness.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Public on HR to public community will humiliation. Yeah, hey,
publicque humiliation is good for you, buddy.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
All right, Well, I didn't know this was a thing
that you know so much. You think it's just common sense.
It's not what seems to be common sense. The Academy
of Motion Pictures, the oscars, Yes, they're now saying in
order for you to vote, you have to watch the
entire movie.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
In order you to actually have to watch the movie.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, so for ninety for this is the ninety eighth
year of the Oscars. So for ninety seven years you
didn't even have to see the movie, but you can
still vote on it.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
No, for a lot of years they had to go
to the theater to watch it. And then years ago
because of streaming in digital, they just send the movies
to them. You don't even have to leave your house
if you're a voter. So, but there are This is
the insanity of the Academy Awards is that the voters
don't even watch some of these movies. Frankly because Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Of a substance in your throat? Where were you during
the commercial break?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
So Gus is happy, So you can't. So what the
movies aren't that great?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
So I'm not.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
I'm not going to make fun of these guys and gals.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
I'm halfway through the movie. I can't watch them. No,
don't shut up to be a judge if you don't.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
The kind of thing they need to get rid of
is these mandates that you have to have uh certain
demographics in the movie or it can't be considered for
Best Picture. I am in the Anthel so stupid. Then
it changes the image and the mission of the story.
It's so stupid. Thirdly, they need to outlaw all political

(24:54):
speech speeches in the acceptance speech.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Zero gone.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
If you do a political stance while accepting your Academy award,
you're out for ten years.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Bye bye. Why would anybody watch these damn things anyway?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Like you just shut up accept your ward.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Even when I was a kid, the only reason I
would watch it is because maybe, just maybe they would
show a clip from the movie, you know what I mean, Like, oh,
I can see a clip from the X ray. Anyway,
in the past, you didn't have to watch the movies.
You could vote on it. It's now a rule. There's
a screening room app that all of the people that
vote on the film get where they log on and

(25:34):
they could tell whether they watch or not. But let's
just say, let's just say this is like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Know, I think God Guss isn't like that.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Let's just say, let's just say that this is like
a radio training session where they send out a link
that you got to watch. What's to prevent them from
clicking on the link and putting their computer on mute
and letting it roll all the way through.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Well, I'll tell you right, none of our bosses and
the people to design this trusts us, don't they know
that's exactly what we'll do. So basically, they cut these
speeches up into clicks to twenty different segments, so you
got to wait and click, and you can't move forward
until that segment is over. So they monitor you by

(26:20):
saying you're going to have to wait and click to
go forward.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
And did you notice you can't fast forward the damn things.
You can't fast forward.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
That would be the design flaw because nobody would watch it. No,
it would watch it. So nurses, we're thinking about getting
Jason Nemus on this week or next week to talk
about the Nurses Association is they're speaking out about against

(26:49):
the violence that it's happening against them. It's an all
time high of nurses across the board, long term care,
not just hospitals, e ers and whatever. One five nurses
in Kentucky have been assaulted. Really, it's actually a higher
number than the police officers.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Wow, but probably less than teachers.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I don't know that stat because they just gave us
the stat of that that number is higher than the
police officers. But I'm gonna guess teachers are probably the
most assaulted. I would agree with that in any profession.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
And I had a conversation with the teacher where a
middle schooler kicked her in the stomach. Okay, So she
took this middle schooler up to the principal's office and
there they sat. Uh. The teacher was addressed by the
principal first asking what did you do to instigate this child?

(27:45):
So that's what we got going on it.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Wife's teacher bro Yep, she's had she's hands on her,
not assaulted.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
But she's been probably slapped in some way.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
But point my point, Yeah, But my point was.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
I got it.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
I told her that she goes, I should be a teacher,
and she goes, you would not last till lunchtime.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Because your temper.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I'll be brought up on charges.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, I think we all would go And it's like,
I don't know how they do it.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Well, see my charges. We've been brought up against the principal.
The principal asked this teacher, what did you do to
provoke okay, him to kick you in the stock.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Eight So when you went through middle school the eight years,
it took you to go through middle school. Yes, do
you ever remember like if someone slapped a teacher when
we in middle school? It was like a famous story.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, well and I'll give you I'll give you one better?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Right?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Am I wrong? By d It was like so and
so slapped mister Johnson.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
And I promise you, I promise you. You know how,
the Prince will asked the teacher. The JCPS principal asked
the teacher, what did you do to provoke this child
to kick you? I could promise you. I never had
the benefit of the doubt.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
No, I was.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I was always guilty and there's no question. Well, part
of the problem is my dad, Why am I here
right now a record?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Off the record? Some of the JCPS folks have told me.
He said, here's the problem. The cell phones are the
problem because the parent already has the kids side of
the story before the parent hits the door. So now
they are in cahoots with the story. And now you've
got a parent saying I'm sorry, my kid told me this.
This is what happened. So before you would try to

(29:22):
you know, you got the information as you walked in
the door and talk to the principal or vice principal,
whoever's in charge of discipline. But now because of cell phones,
you get the skewed side of your kid, which again
I never trusted either one of my kids. I was say,
what did you do?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I want to get back to try to be funny
here in a bit. But here's one valid point I
want to bring up. You get approached by teachers a lot. Yes,
so do I in person or but via social media
saying hey, it's gotten out of control, the violence blah
blah blah. Help. And here's why I say that, you
got a teacher's union. What is your teachers union doing
for you?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
They are probably part of the problem.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
I'm saying you. You pay these union dues and you're
not safe at your workplace.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I never understood that process. The teachers' union pays for
the ads for the school board, but the school board
enacts policies that makes their life miserable.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I don't either.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
How why are you still backing the board that passes
policies that make your job harder because they're not just harder,
but miserable.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Because they have a nice jingle.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
They do have jingles, They have good jingles. Yeah, yeah,
we flipped zero seats last time. Yeah, I'm done zero.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
People don't they don't.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
They say they do, but they don't.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
But they don't research and do their thing and try
to pick somebody new that's not.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
I just don't see while the teachers don't band together
and do like a walkout and say, you know what,
enough's enough.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Okay, so here's the deal. So they're being assaulted and
a pretty good clip here punched, spit on, stabbed, lady,
you better man. These are the people trying to fix you.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Well, you've seen the videos. It's another states or that supposedly,
But when somebody gets assaulted in the classroom, what's happening.
Let's all get our cell phones out and take a picture.
Nobody's over there trying.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
To nobody's helping. And I've seen a lot of these
where the teachers don't intervene when the fight's going on,
and it's just like, you got to get in there.
That's your gig, right, you can't or somebody's gonna die.
I mean, these kids, there's so many times, and I
try not to watch the videos, but their head hits
the floor so hard. I'm like, oh, what's going on there.

(31:31):
So I think they're going to try to pass some
legislation to try to And I don't know who these
people that are assaulting the nurses are. Are they mentally ill?
Are they drug addicts? I don't know. Are they not
obviously in the state of mind because they're they have
some sort of health issue.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
We'll talk to Jason. He's got to be one of
the two. Riot has got to be either drugs, mental illness,
or you're your jerk, right, Yeah, But I don't know.
I just gotta think it's gotta be mental illness and drugs.
I mean probably ninety nine percent of the time.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I couldn't be nicer to my nurses because they have
contal Man, you can't make control over everything.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
There's a couple of ways to get a shot. There's
a nice way and off way that's right, and I
don't want the ipiss you off way.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Well, you started getting weird because you you enjoy the pain.
Why he keeps because he keeps requesting the most painful procedures.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
I am known to make inappropriate noises when getting a shot,
so stupid.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
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the color Rush? Go to the Oxmoor Center and say
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be so much more brightened, vibrant. The red lights, the
yellow lines on the road, they just pop out at you.
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Speaker 2 (33:21):
Back after this on NewsRadio eight forty wh chance.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
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Speaker 2 (33:33):
Dux welcome back. Our one is just about.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
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Speaker 1 (33:45):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
We got lots of stories for the second hour. Secondhand
stores and apps are seeing more traffic now that people
are like I need to go cheap.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Hey Joe, what's your next song about it's about me
leaving the house. Stip this sad work, look at the birds.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Why do you have to ruin everything? You know? When
you when you sing like that, all three chins are
in movie.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Oh that's about enough, dude.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Very creepy story from Bashard Manor neighborhood. Neighborhood's gone downhill
over the last twenty thirty years. They found a body,
decomposed body.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
I haven't been to Bashford Meta Mar lately. I might
go by there and hit chee cheese after the.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I wish we all goes over Chimmy Changa. No, yeah,
that's it, tumbleweed.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
No Chiema changa is should be changa took.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I thought that was tumbleweed.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
No, you don't.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Any restaurant has Can't you get that at tumble weed?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah you can get all you can. Yeah, okay, you
can say.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
That neighborhood went downhill. Maybe that's about the time that
we moved in there. No, I think you're probably right.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I think yeah, No, no one will argue with me
that that neighborhood has gone. It used to be very
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