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April 25, 2025 • 38 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's talk about Gloria.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Sixty four? Was it sixty four? You're looking at it, Johnny, What.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Does it say?

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Let me see? I don't have it? Immediately?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Have we have a spell to sing this song?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
This is for Maddie Macorky's grandmother.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Let's spell it out.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, spell it? Can you spell?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Maddie?

Speaker 5 (00:24):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
This is your turn.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
You ready?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Here we go, ready to spell America?

Speaker 6 (00:32):
Uh huh oh you gotta have some style at the end.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh yeah, Gloria.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I apologize everybody that's stuck in their cars.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah. Well, it looks like Gotham City out there, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It is dark.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
As a matter of fact, this is not a bit.
I'm gonna make it for this. I'm gonna show you
a Dwight witting luck. And I'm not even gonna somebody
get a phone or something, so why he looks something up?
I'm going to Dwight yoakam tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
So obviously it's rainy, right okay, Yeah, here's my prediction.
I'm going to predict that the heaviest rain is going
to be from six o'clock PM when we leave, till
about eleven o'clock when we leave. That's just my prediction.
I haven't looked it up. All right, somebody looked that
up and tell me if that's accurate or not.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
It jumps from eighteen percent at five o'clock. Okay, that's bad,
seventy one percent at six.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
There you go. I'm telling you I knew it.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I knew it. What's it like at eleven o'clock? You
don't want to know? Damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
So you were trying to get out of your car
and get into the amphitheater.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Let me give you a Jack Bauer.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Dammit, yep, damm it.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, that's the reason we bailed on. Sorry, we didn't
go see Singing in the Rain last night.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'll be singing in the rain tonight. It took to
Dwight yoakam.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Why didn't you go?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Because it was an easy sell for my mom because
it was it was raining like crazy and we had
to go over the bridge and I was like, I
was like, Ma, would you be disappointed if we don't
go see singing in the rain? And she was like,
I've seen that thing a million times. Say we'll go
to dinner on this side. She went, yep, there you go,
and that's what we did, Maddie. How's your week good?

Speaker 5 (02:19):
It's great?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, everything things are busy.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah, I'm just selling and what milon and dialond.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah what big car salesman?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Now smiling down and moon these slids off the lot.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You know what I like to suggest to you?

Speaker 5 (02:33):
What's that? I love feedback?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I think you needed ten more meetings.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
No, you know what what I've had fifteen this week?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
My goal.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
That's a lot. Oh no, I'm sorry. I thought management
meetings you're talking about just my wife?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
No, not salesman. I would not be you need.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
More internal meetings. What I'm talking about? We do?

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah? We should get here at eight a instead of
a thirty.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
We should.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, maybe to tighten things.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Up here where I wasn't I sold radio. Wow, we're
just hearing this now. And you know what my boss
used to tell me. What's that if you don't show
up on Saturday, don't bother showing up on Sunday. You
got it, tough man.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
He We appreciate your efforts. What's the big plans for you?
Young young ends on the weekend? You're doing some fun
this weekend?

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Well, Garrett's running the mini marathon. Oh yeah, gosh, it's
gonna we're gonna car bload tonight. I will also be carbloading,
but I'm not running.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I've been carbloading for three years.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Just in case you're just preparing the case.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Is he trained?

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Yeah, he ran cross country and track and oh he'll do.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're gonna do the thing where you put a sign
up that says, go go Garrett or something like that. Garrett.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
I don't know. I haven't thought about it.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Maybe I did that. I write it like six times.
Don't don't be a dork. No, I'm serious.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
He did Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Anyway one year because my wife did too. But there's
one year she didn't and I'm coming out of the
park and she was holding a sign that it made
me feel good and he was fat. Then I missed
it though, because I was looking at this lady runner's
butt in front of me. I called it my pace car.
That's that's how I would finish the race. I would
look for somebody hot. Thank you, just follow them all

(04:20):
the way.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
You appreciate your yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I appreciate your tax.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Right.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
But now it's easier now than when he did it.
Because he did it, you had to go through the
Iroquois park up and back down, and now it's just
it's all flat pretty much, right.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
But I'm volunteering. I'm handing out water and we're stationed
by Iroquois Park, so I don't know if they just
like they.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Go bypass it. Now. I wish I was running so
I could go to a water station chuckling at you,
like switch around to spit it on her.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'm sorry, what is breakfast? After he finishes, where are
you going?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Mine was Skyline or Barons, every.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Single Skyline chili we're talking about that, I'd be a
little rough.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah. Well, they say chocolate milk is like the best
thing you can drive. Did you do that?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, is a chocolate milk, class of chocolate milk. But
you haven't picked out breakfast yet.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
I know we have.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
All right, let's do Crusade for children trivia. We're at
six hundred bucks. We'll go to six twenty if these
guys get eight in the next ten questions. Correctly, Maddy
had a really great week last week for children trivia. John,
your brain isn't involved in this too, dude. Okay, the

(05:31):
first question is multiple choice, so I need you to
shut your fat face until I finished the question. Until
I finished the question. Dwight, you know who we're talking to.
J Yeah, okay, I am appalled.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
I was, I'm sorry, talk about does.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
He always interrupt me with his big fat face.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
You don't have to put it that way.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
It's the only thing he hears.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, that's true. That is true. Number one, number one,
number one, number one. There you go.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
What religious figure depicted in many of the tallest statues
on Earth? Is it Jesus or Buddha? Who has the
tallest on earth?

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Buddha?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, you got the.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
This is a tough one out of the gate.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
What was the you know, the the in Argentina. Yeah,
you got that one.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
But it's on a mountain. It's on a mountain.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't know. So there's so many Buddhists and you
go over there like, hey, you want to build an
apartment building or a Buddha Buddhas or.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah, but it's yeah, you said they're tall, right, tall? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, The tallest statues on Earth are either Jesus or Buddha.
Which one pick?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I think Jesus's okay, let's go Jesus, going.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
To go Jesus.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
I was going to say Buddha, but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Okay, one, maybe we should go Buddha.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
You want to go Buddha.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
That's to say, no reason I'm saying that is because
when you look at these Buddhist countries like downtown, a
gigantic Buddha instead of like building.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Is true.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
This bread for me, you're gonna go, You're gonna move.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Job, John, That is bread for me, Buddha, This bread
for me?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
All right, that's that's a yeah, that's a good final answer.
You're going with Buddha over Jesus for tallest statues on earth.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Oh, thank goodness. I listened to you guys.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
How it works. It's a team.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Do you do you? My work's done here, so I'm
just gonna you're gonna quit. Check out.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
True or false, Maddie, The state bird of Kentucky is
the cardinal? You think that's true? The state bird of
Kentucky is a cardinal.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I thought it was the red beaked, silver crested scissor taild. No,
that was the that was in the eighteenth century. Okay, okay, okay,
here's a hint. Here's a hint.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Here's a looking at John a hint.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Maybe this will help.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I think this is a trick question.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
I think it's false. I think we're led to believe
that it's true. But it's false. And I don't know
what the state bird is, but it's not.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
It's not the cardial bird.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
It should be maybe.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
But how many of your family members are yelling at
you right now?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
But all my fans, aka, my family are listening.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
You're saying false. Yes, the state bird of Kentucky is
a cardinal.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
I was overthinking.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yes you were, and it was a trick question.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I gave a silver platter with this.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
That was an actual sound from.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
That's actually Bob White. You went to school. That's the
sound of a Bob White. You went to school for this?
Sounds like they're saying, Bob White, you.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Really went to school for that?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
What?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
You guys like you hear the best liars in the
whole world. It's just like people, guilt can't tell.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
I could not detect. That's certain.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
No, that was the why I didn't go to birth school. Dwight.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
You have one point two seconds to answer this question.
What female band had hits in the nineteen eighties called
Cruel Summer or Venus and Venus.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
It was a Banana rama Ah, what is that the
singer that did this?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, that's the Bengals. She's the Bengals. Was walked like
an Egyptian walk.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Watch how sexy is walk like an Egyptian sexy?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
She actually half? Is her name something? Haff is her name? Yeah, Robbie,
she's almost sixty. She is still a smoke show? Is
she absolutely good for hers? Right?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
All right?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Because some of us are good Catholics, they should know
the answer to this question.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
You're looking at me and.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Other peoples that are just Christian and not Catholic. What
do you mean just christ They're lower look down on
me right there? Catholics are here. So it was not
very pos You should know it because it was a
topic today on the or I'm sorry this week, so
you should know it.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well, it doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
What is the process called to name the new pope?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Conclave?

Speaker 5 (10:21):
I just watched that movie, one of the best movie.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
It's best movie.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's just like when I'm in the end, when I'm
a gym, I take my shirt off to take a shower.
My chest is conclave?

Speaker 5 (10:32):
When does it start?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Though?

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Isn't it soon?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Abdomen? And it neck?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
That doesn't sound good twice. I think you need to
see like a doctor.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Doctors are puzzled. Yea, so con is the right answer.
Good job, good jump. They start that in about twenty
days or so.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
So cool.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Ye all right, you've missed one. We're on question five.
Here we go, guys. Mattie mccorkoy, Dwight Whitten and John
Alden are all sharing the brain.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh we didn't miss one, madd he missed one.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Oh man, it's a team effort, guys. Gloria.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Gloria texted me.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
She said, Cardinal, Yo, we know you're the smartest of
the whole group. Gloria, good job, all right. Question number
five does golf or did golf? Did golf stand for
gentlemen only ladies forbidden? True or false? Or is that
a myth? Was that the ackerman an acronym for golf

(11:30):
gentlemen only ladies forbidden? Was that the start of how
you why they got golf?

Speaker 5 (11:35):
I mean I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Predominantly it's a man's world, baby, This a man's world, baby.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
He's just gonna figure it out. Man's world.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
I'll be on the course.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'll be on the course. Buy you go fix me
a sandwich.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
I think seeing ten to twelve hours, I'll be hammered.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I think the game golf was invented by Agnes Goff
Golf and Jean Golfenstein. Yeah. I don't think so, John.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
I feel like it's a myth. It just sounds so ridiculous.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Okay, alright, you're saying I think it's true. You think
it's true, but you can go with the are we against?

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Are you false? Are you voting false?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I gotta take this from a patient from Okay, we.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Need all.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Go ahead, I got it.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Tell him prep for surgery. You'll see him add of trouble.
Sounds like, uh eleven, well that's eleven eighteen.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Here you go. Person, I'm a doctor. She is.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
She's saying, uh, John Saint false, you're saying true that
you're the decider.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Damn it, it's false.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Final answer false.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
We're gonna get it wrong.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Once again.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
So I was Golfenstein and mess Potato.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
It was invented. It's a Dutch word, kaulf k o
l f was the original. Originally kaulf. It was from
from Scotland or thought. I thought Scoff I did too,
but it's a Dutch word.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Well I'm glad it doesn't stand for that because that's
so silly.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
But for most time, women didn't play, weren't allowed to play,
and of course minority has never gone on the course
and until recently, really recently.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
And because Gloria is listening, I'm going to refrain from
making a ball washing joke.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh you're so sweet.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'm not going to talk about my shaft either, and
how to grip my shaft. See, I'm not going to
do that because Gloria is listening. I've got too much
respect for So if you're out there saying, hey, why
is he not say gripping his shaft?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
That's why that There is a lot of phallic issues
with golf.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
What the hall.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Long man are terrible? Men are terrible in general. They're
stinky and obnoxious.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Hey, Barbara Streisan, you want to come back to your
own gender for a second, I don't see gender.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
What Hey, Maddie, you're gonna make up for it? Okay,
too sweet? Yeah, that means quick. What is the capital
of Minnesota?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (14:15):
You want to choice? You want to choice?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (14:18):
St.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Paul or Minneapolis.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
I believe it's Minneapolis.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
I thought they were the same city.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
No, they're they're two different cities. Okay, that's the twin cities.
But one of them is the capital.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
I think Saint Paul because that's my home.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
No ownership.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Now, were you too good lady?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Let's let's sort this out. Who has the best fish
fry in Louisville? St.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Paul?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh, that has the best chicken. So if I would go,
put my capital after, name it after any Dixie Highway church.
But that's my two cents.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I need Maddie, I need you right.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Now, baby, all right?

Speaker 5 (14:56):
St. Paul paula best picnic. That's a close one.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, John Alden, producer, Now, dad, and I believe when
his Mother's Day, you have your first Mother's Day in
your household coming up.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
A few weeks.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Don't screw it up.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Step up your game. Don't screw it up.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, so huge.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
So I think you need to get for Daisy.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
No, Daisy's not the mother. It's his wife that's the mother.
For the first Susan's a saint.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
It's like, how uh.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
John, this one's yours? Multiple choice? Shut face? Hey man,
I lost the fat part trying to be nice. What
is the rainiest US state? Is it Washington or Hawaii?

Speaker 4 (15:54):
I feel like it has to be Washington.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, Seattle.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
Yeah, see again it could be a trick question, but
oh wait might Why is that right?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
It's Hawaii? Every damn day is going to right? I
think it's Hawaii.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Yeah, lean on their judgment.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Every damn day.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
I think Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Hawaii as a raney estate. Yeah, no, due, I.

Speaker 7 (16:18):
Would have never get that just doesn't seem you just
imagine sunshine on the islands.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Is it's a myth that people in Seattle will tell you.
Here's the here's the reality. We get more rain in Louisville,
Kentucky than Seattle gets. And I don't know where that
came from.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Because we're getting more rain at a time, like they're raining.
It's consistently raining, but it's just like it's drizzling.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
No, they have less inches of rain per year than
Louisville does, but.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Still it rains more often.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
It's like a constant myst I guess is what you Yeah, you've.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Only been a wife for a little while, but you
already know how to just keep digging right in there. Yes,
but it rains more often, so I'm correct.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
I stand by it.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'll do you stand by the answer. There's more let's
in you go yes, but more often so I'm correct,
But I just gives you something to.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Seattle versus Louisville. I'm team Maddie on this. Thank you.
They might have to do what we call in sales
a deep dive and what other buzzwords.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
I'll circle back, circle back, let me sharpen my pencil,
and I'll get back to.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
You one thing once. Don't ever put I just put
circle back in the text a minute ago. But don't
say just to follow up? Is that a bad thing?
But even though it's exactly what I need to say
to the person to because I am following up.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Yeah no, they push for an RBR relevant business reason,
So I'm you know, I'm reaching out with relevant information.
But I'm just trying to follow up, is all I'm
trying to.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Oh my gosh, the acronym RBR.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
We identified our relevant business reason to identify your KP eyes,
your key performance indicators.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Can I tell you something real quick? It's crazy? Sure,
you know what a pirates favorite thing about sales is?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
What's rb R?

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Did you just come up?

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Wow? R are don't great.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Don't encurage good if you were born on today, April
twenty fifth, Yeah, what is your zodiac sign?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Is it.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Aries?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
No, no no no no no no no no is
it uh?

Speaker 5 (18:32):
I think we're on the custom?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Is it the finish the fish?

Speaker 5 (18:35):
It's me, it's Turists, it's Taurus.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Trust me on this one. I know this stuff.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
We'll go Taurus.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Taurus was also a car made by four had.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
All right, yeah, what are your guys zodiac signs?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Iceys virgo. I'm not telling you because you'll say, well,
when the moon is in September and hey, by the way,
there's going to be a smiley face tonight made by
the serial.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
There's going to be a crescent moon, and there's two
planets that are going to be parts.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
So it looks Oh, it's like here's here's how you
view it. Take a sheet of paper and you poke
a hole in it and then you look down on
the sidewall. No, that's a eclipse. They look at the clip.
Let's drug wherever Kentucky is in the clips?

Speaker 5 (19:22):
I did it last time.

Speaker 7 (19:24):
It was cool.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Look, it's like, what's hard time?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
It's dark for two minutes. I waited till ten thirty
and I walked out the back door and go, look,
it's's the clips and made a video. I did it.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
I closed mynd for two minutes ago and then.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Opened them whatever, showing her ignorance.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Dwight, you ate all of these as a child. What
is the main substance of a crayon?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Gotta say it's wax?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Uh yeah, kids, because you can like down yeah John's.

Speaker 7 (19:56):
Shirt, delicious waxy crayons, Your favorite flavor?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
What color?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
My favorite flavor was God bless America.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
That it's not a flavor.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
They had stupid names like that, multiple mountains, purple really yeah,
purple mountain, magictations for all of them.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
And then they went to like they were just like
nine or whatever, and then they went to like the
big sixty four box that was the rich kid.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yes, and some kids had like a crayon sharper on.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
The back that was a little crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
It was a little crazy.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
All right, you're going to finish it up, bro, Let's
do it because this is Unlet's hang on.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I'm taking my shirt off.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
My man, what is that is that a fourth nipple?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I'm getting this looked at on next two forefront dermaitized
it's so dark.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Your belly button looks really dirty.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
It does. Well, that's where I like to keep things.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
I know, the umbilical cords.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
You please quit, I'm putting it back.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Here's here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
That's how I gauge how fat I am is how
deep my belly button is? Yeah, if it's totally flat,
I'm pretty The.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Scales, the way spread sound.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
If you get on a scale, it's the dumbest thing
you can do is get on a scale. How's your
clothes fit? And how deep is your belly button?

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Sure it was a surgeon and I'm a dietitian.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Do you want to hear what you got to look
forward to?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Boy, all right. So when we watch Wheel or Jeopardy,
she sits on the couch and across her and see
this belly button right here. We fill this up with
popcorn and she eats popcorn my belly butt. So that's
what you got to look forward to.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
People still get lint in there.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I'm just glad she got rid of soup.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Get you get lint in there.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Walk into the sweater. Look at this thing.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
It's gross.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
It's still in there.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
You want all right, finish up strong, bra yes, wax.
I'm gonna ask the kids here this last question for
the kids, and then you can chime in. I don't
know if you know this.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Hey, you know what you want?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
What favorite statement is? What it's for the kids. Yeah,
it's for the kids.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
The first Rolling Stones concert was in what decade? The
nineteen fifties or the nineteen sixties? The first Rolling Stones concert?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
I would say sixties, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Do you concur.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Established nineteen sixty two? Rolling Stones?

Speaker 6 (22:19):
Damn it?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, they have that on their stuff. No, well, how
do you know that?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Because I know this when they started it was nineteen
sixty two.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
He doesn't have a healthy obsession with Rolling Stones. And
you are correct. It was nineteen sixty two at the
London Marquee Club. Cool. First concert for the Rolling Stones.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Right, I love the Stones. I grew up with all
four of.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Them, John, Paul, George and Ringo.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Just say your grandparents, all of them. Just just say
your grandparents were that old. It's okay, but you're getting older.
All married and I know thirty sold, thirty four, what,
twenty eight, twenty seven, twenty yes, what.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Do you like? Twenty three, twenty four Are you twenty
seven was on the phone with the patient. Sorry, you're busy,
I'm very busy.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Get a hold of Mattie mccorkyl. Mattie King mccorkyl.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
No, just Maddie King at iHeartMedia dot can get a
holder if you want her to be your sales rep.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
All right, man, thank you.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
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(24:19):
after this on news radioaight forty w Rich Yes, Oh,
we know what a nice surprise we've got today.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Dude. That's right, man, you know what that music means
all the way from California. You remember this man. Let's
bring him in. Leland Conway.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Hey, guys, it's so good to have y'all have me
on the show. First of all, how much how much
better you are at my shift than I was?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well, that's kind of you to say, Leland. But something
wrong with his voice? Leland, with your voice.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
I have been doing a lot of voice work out here.
I'm also a vegetarian now, so that's Lean Conway.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Hey, all right, guys, just like uh, just like George Wassha,
I cannot tell a lie that that was not Leland Conway.
That was in fact me on my phone and I'm terrible.
I'm sorry. I holdwinch you well.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
He was nervous. He was nervous and said, I can't
go on the show with Tony and.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
How much better it is without us? So he said,
you know what, can I see my therapist and I'll
join you Monday. So Leland Conway will join us on Monday,
not today.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Little. In fact, we did run every Leland Conway listener
off the station.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
That's a fact.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
We had a zero point zero on the first ratings book.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
And we had to deal with this dude, either Conway,
I hate you, we're friends when you yes, I corse
Farmland every week, so for friends.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
But we build it up from that. The Asia average
age of the listener at WHS dropped forty two years
in the year and a half. That's what our job
was to do, and we did that.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's what we did bag and.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
We are way better. As I told Dwight the first
night we did that show, I said, this will be
the worst show we do, and we'll improve a little
bit every single day. And that's all you can ask
from people Like Hey, somebody asked me, are you gonna
be happy? John's your producer, And I said, yes, because
he gets better every single day.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I can work with somebody like that.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
I can't work with somebody. If you listen to somebody
in they're the same person they were ten years ago
on the air. That that that's I can't work with you.
You got to be able to get better every single.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Day's talking to you. He wants you to get better.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
After your first time I worked with Venetti, I couldn't
even put a caller on the air. It was back
more than the old building.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, and I won't tell you what I called you
in the break. I was I was very supportive, whim going, Sun,
don't worry about it. It's not a big deal.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
I can't imagine what you said.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
That's okay. It was me sure, because you know I do.
You know I'm always taking care of people's feelings.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
First time John, First time John sat in as a
producer for us. I walked into the studio and He'll
tell you this. I said, hey man, there is no
way to screw up. If you hit a commercial in
the middle of break, don't care. If there's that air,
don't care. Just have fun.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
I think I said the opposite. If you miss a
finger and they push the wrong button, You're fired. Okay,
so Leland will come on.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Mondays even you know what big times. You know what
Leland and Conway just won himself what a little got
to journalism from the best two journalists in the nation.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Uh, we're gonna expose him.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
We originally wanted to bring him on to ask him
because he does these and there are several people on
Facebook that does that do this and we know them,
and I don't. I think you probably know you have
friends on Facebook to do this too. They always have
a picture of them contemplating something, either looking out a
window or or they're driving, or they're doing something. You know,

(28:03):
they're in a they're they're they're on a beach and
they're looking off in the distance and it's contemplating something
and Dwight die. We always screenshot it and send it
to each other and go who took the picture?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Who's the picture?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Here?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Take this? Wait, wait till get over there. I've gotta
look like I'm thinking about something.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I'm pondering.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Okay, pondering, don't you don't want to ponder too much pondering.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Let's not help. Let's get to it. Recent study, who
do you what do you think gets more injuries?

Speaker 4 (28:35):
That's a stupid question.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
We all know where it's coming. What gets more injuries
golf or pickleball? Pickleball?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Golf?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Pickle ball, you're a winner, Tony, You're the winner on
the winner pick a ball.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Not even close. Problem is both of them are sports
that older people like you and John get into.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Well, first of all, in golf, you let the the
old adage is let the let the club do all
the efforts, so you're not swinging out of your shoes.
And pickleball you're going, you know, lateral. You're moving around
these older guys and gals with their the ligaments angle.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Hold up, dude, I always say, whenever someone my age
starts playing pickleball, an orthopedis gets a new boats.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
True.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
So let's go into the studies. The studies found that
regular rounds of golf cut the risk of cardiovascular disease
shout out that doctor Henry Sadilloe through regular exercise and
stress relief. Meanwhile, fractures related to pickleball have increased two
hundred percent over the last two decades, a percentage that's

(29:35):
going to increase uh faster as the sport grows faster.
They're starting to put up more pickleball courts.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Reports and by the way, everybody's like, why are we
doing all these pickle ball and I look, everyone admits
it's probably a fad, it'll go out in a couple
of years, but it's success now. But what a pickleball
court is It's a tennis court. So they could just
redo the lines and it's a tennis court, because that's
what's going to change. I remember it at JCC. They're
a big pickleball league. They have them three four days
a week and they're very competitive. Well I noticed after

(30:06):
they started it they have TV screens everywhere and they're advertising.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
The PT oh are you serious therapy?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Not just not just PT, but they're offering uh exercise
classes that help you prevent what you're going to try to.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Do well stistic Statistically speaking, women are more likely than
men to suffer from a pickleball fracture. But when men
get injured, they get injured worse and perhaps uh and
and them end up getting hospitalized because of their mishaps.
So more injuries for women, But the injuries that men

(30:40):
get from pickleball are worse. Uh.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
These are and by the way, let me remind you
about Saltarenias. Go to Salsorenas dot com fresh Mexican grill, folks.
They have the best Mexican food ever and it's fresh.
I'm heading there today.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
I usually get the three or I'm sorry two two
soft tackles fills me up and I get the chips
in this in case it's it's perfect. So go on
by download the app. That means you get extra points
and sauceritas. Right now, they're celebrating their one year out
of shepherds Field. Go see him. It's a great family, local,
family owned business.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
What are you doing just getting the You don't get
the tutaco, the big talk. You get the Fiesta pack.
They're big talk. But why mess around? Get the Fiesta pack.
You know you're right? No, no, that's the move man.
Say it. You're you know, you're a bad father and
a bad husband. You're thinking about you and you alone.
Somebody had to say it. You think John would come
home and have a little daisy in mind? How dare you?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Oh, by the way, tomorrow we're gonna be cleaning up
around Independence back in Saint Matthew's, So we're gonna go
around with garbage cans, and I think they're gonna give
me one of those little uh what do you use
to grab stuff with?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
The grabber?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
The grabber?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, no, we've got the hand on the We got
two grabbers at home. Oh yeah, so we're so. I
have to get off the couch and Susann have to
go off the chair.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
There you go, nine am nine am tomorrow around independs.
Back in Saint Matthews will be cleaning up the neighborhood.
My wife, Saint Matthew City council member Jack Ivan Eddie
will be there.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Also as a president. Bank President Lewis Strob.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Lewis Strab knows I went to dinner with him the
other day. The guy knows everything about Louisville.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
On.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Let me look and see what see if I got
any mistext from Lewis or emails involving dinner.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
No, no, we're supposed to pick up the trash.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
No, no dinner, indvice from Lewis.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
All right, these are difficult things, got it, I'm trash,
you got it? Difficult difficult things to say when you're drunk.
All right, I want you to read. Okay, can you
say the first three.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Difficult things to say when you're drunk. I have trouble
right now with uh specifically anyway. Okay, what is what's
the first three? Oh? Okay, let's see. Thanks, let's see.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Just read the damn work.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
I can't what do you mean here?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Let me see it? Innovative, preliminary and cinnamon. Oh, I
can see cinnamon being difficult when you're drunk.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
You're drunk. Preliminary, preliminary, Preliminary is coming out wrong when
you've had too much to drink preliminary.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
No, it's cinnamon, I can see seminon cinnamon, simonon cinnamon, simonon.
I used to have a real problem, you know. I'm
sure that I could find a drunk person or two tonight,
Dwight yoakum. So I might get out my recorder and
just have a piece of paper with these words on it.
Send that to me. Somebody do that. I'll just say
three words for on the radio. Cinnamon's got to be

(33:31):
one of I used to.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Have a real problem with. See anemone, Oh, I got it.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
That's the fish?

Speaker 4 (33:36):
The little fish, the little coral things say clownfish.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Okay, these are really hard to say when you're drunk.
Are you ready? And it wasn't that he couldn't read them,
it was that you're so old now you can't see
my readers.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I'm on threes. I got good division first. Can you
give me a vision?

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Five bucks? One of the odds that he gets all
three of these? Right, sober, I'm gonna say twos.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
It's whatever.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I wish. What am I looking at the second group
of boards? Okay? Specifically? No?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
No? No?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Is it not? No specificity? What specificity? Passive disorder? What
the hell is that trans sub can't even get the
work trans? I have no idea. What am I looking at?

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Trans? Sub substate transubstantiation. Ah, I bet that's right you substate? No,
you might be right. Yeah, t R A N s
U B S T A N T I A T
E trans subsc eight Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Trans what do you mean? I don't know, as a
subset that identifies as a different gen.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Anytime you start with trans, you're in transub You're someone's
gonna yell at you. If you chart with trans, it
doesn't matter who it is, there will be somebody standing
around that. I'm trying to transseptiate. You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I was in pet Boys looking for some tranning flood
yesterday and got kicked out of.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
The place pretty much.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
What looking for some trainning fluid?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Well, you need a.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Get out of here, is what they told me.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
I said, I'm trying to trainy fluid things that are
almost impossible to say when you're drunk. Replace the last
word of the last one.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh yeah, I can't do that. Okay, no thanks, I'm married.
No more for me, and no, I don't want to
see your boobs.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Those are the impossible when you're drunk. Okay, real quick,
Unlimited Landscapes, put a pool in your backyard. Stop messing around,
just stay home, Just redo your home and put a pool.
Unlimited land I've known the other owner, Steve Butler says
fourteen years old. Agot plenty of tony evenety stores. So
when you call him you say, hey, do give me

(36:06):
one of those, He'll give it to you. They have
the architects and designers that are just amazing. These pools
are not just through rectangle things that used to build
in the seventies and eighties. You can have anything all
a cart built in your backyard. Go to Unlimited Landscapes
dot com for a free quote.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Let me say this real quick. It's a post from
Bill Bell, our dear friend at Kentucky Office of Highway Safety.
This is a hoax. This is a hoax. If you
get a text message saying you owe six dollars and
ninety nine cents with a link that states drive ky,
it's a scam. It's a scam. So if you get that.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Text we talked about by the drive real id, we're
gonna have Bill Bell on again. He's gonna have to
help us explain all this. It's kind of an issue
across the nation. The deadline is May seventh. Kentucky is
at a forty percent compliance rate. I still don't have mine.
I got a passport, so I don't know. But just
renewing your drivers license is an issue. All right, John,

(37:04):
welcome back. Yes, you came back yesterday. It's right, and
you had a baby Daisy. Everything's going well, and you
just you're going just be staying. You have now the
ultimate excuse to get out of any party, any events.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
I kind of already did with what the pregnant wife.
You can kind of do that a little bit, right.
That's the beginning of it.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
So now it's kids sick.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Can't make it.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Hey, anytime you want me to babysit a little Daisy,
I'm here for you and Dwight.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
I think Tony and Dwight babysitting Daisy would be a
very good podcast.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
We make a little mouse. It ain't that hard, move
around and make them say it ain't that hard.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Give it ain't that hard? Okay. So lots of postah,
lots of pasta. You know it is time I have
the buffalo chicken soup that I bought the other day.
It's still in my in my refrigerator. I'm going to crack.
I'm going to crack thatcting open today and eat it
for lunch. It's a perfect day to have soup from
Lots of Pasta thirty seven to seventeen Lexington Road in
the heart of Saint Matthew's. It's a family owned business
for over forty years. You'll love the people there. It's

(38:03):
all fresh made. And remember I was telling somebody today
the bread that's baked every day, twenty two different types,
has four ingredients in it. There's no that stuff. It's
clean food. Lots of Pasta thirty seven seventeen Lexington Road
in the heart of Saint Matthew's Tell them Vinetti sent
me here. John, Welcome back and have a great weekend
with your new child.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Dwight.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Wouldn't have fun in the rain at Yoakum, Dwight Yoakum
tonight and I'll see you later on news radio waight
forty wh as.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I love you, Ma,
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