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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So most finishes he finished fifth or sixth, and he
wins the Virginia Derby, So then that's it. He's in.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Uh. That horse also parlayed his sports career. After he
retired from horse racing, he wound up being the senior
VP at IBM oh cool. So it's another follow up
on where is the one now? Joey Strader, friend of
the show, Thank you. Joey Strader sent me video of
the prank call the Old mis Kids. So he sent
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me two of them. One of them is the Old
miss Kids sitting prank making a prank call on the
other one is Dion's kid. Yeah, so you get both
prospectives of the man man wow.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And here's the thing. You get that done to you,
and then you have two more days before you're drafted.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The whole time, you're also sitting and thinking, am I
even going to get drafted at all?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
At that point?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I think they'll be retaliation hit on the prank.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I don't know. I mean the kid, he's a college kid.
I don't know. I mean the defense coordinator'd be like,
my son did an idiot thing. How did he get
the number?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
How did he get the number?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
How did he get the number?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, so obviously day one of Derby Week they've moved
every it. Look, they have just shuffled all of the
Derby Festival events. The bed race, which is can I
see the weirdest event that they do? Uh, people take
a bed it could be wheels on it and a
steering wheel, and then someone sits in the bed has
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to have a mattress on it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And we all know what could make this event hotter.
Everybody in the room knows what could make this event hotter.
So I'm just saying, if you want to draw. Oh,
by the way, happy Murby to everybody, Thanks buddy, Happy
Merby days makes man good to see you, John, Happy Murby.
But we all know what could make attendance to the
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bed race sell out Papa John's Cardinal Stadium.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I don't know what I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
They did it a broadbend.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
They do, they do a broadbitd I'm just saying, if
we made one little tweak, which we all know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What are we doing? No, come on, dude, you're an idiot.
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Intergenious man or indiot genious.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And then for the for the longest time, they had
to break it down into different categories. Because the Ford
guys were winning every year because at Ford there were
so many employees and there was a lot of track
stars that were on the the thing. And then they
had the engineers for four Yeah, they were making these
perfect beds with wheels on them. They were like, Okay,
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we need to do a pro and amateur division here.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I think they need to do a slim people, medium people,
fat people version.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I would have liked smallest person on the bed be
a good idea.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
They see three different options, make him run the course
three different ways. Oh man, I'm pushing ted from accounting
on this one.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Pee Wee Herman's iconic bicycle was up for the auction.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That was stolen from him at one point, right, and
he became one of the greatest boxers ever After that
red bicycle got stolen, he did no wait, that was
all Lee. He just went on a big adventure and
found his I'm sorry, I get to confused sometimes both
red bicycles.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
The iconic bicycle of Peee Herman's insisted he wouldn't be
part of the for all the world, I would never
part this for all the money in the world.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
God did.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And now it's up for auction.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
W go see a movie with me? Oh, buy your popcorn.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
This particular bike was used in several iconic moments in
the movie, including Peewee's crash and flip. I never heard
of that where the pops where he pops up and
claims meant to do that. Oh yeah, I remember you
remember that part. That's the bike that's up for sale
and it has the sign the seat on the SAIDs
property of pee Wee Herman. They're looking to get thirty
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thousand dollars for it.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That's kind of low up, pretty safe.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Isn't there another pee Wee Herman movie or something?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
There was pee Wee's Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
There was a TV show called Please pee Wee's Playhoffs,
That's what there. And they made a movie based on
the TV show, pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
There's another one that's called like Some of the Big
Top Right. I don't know what I'm trying to find
it right now.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Peeway's Big Time otto was Peebe pee Wee as himself.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's something that's to do with HBO, might be a
TV series or something that's coming out a few days ago.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
What was his name, Rodney hemming is worth.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, yes, no it's not. What's his real name, Rodney
the actor Paul Paul Rubin, Yeah, got it, dug it
out of the dirt, baby, he got caught in a
movie theater, in a movie theater, roughing up the suspect.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh, ruffing up the suspect.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well, when you just go like get a DVD and
everybody's like, why would you go to a movie theater?
R that's where those little dirty like you couldn't watch
dirty movies because it was no internet. So if you
want to watch a dirty movie, you had to pay
a budget and walk into theaters and sit in the That's.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Not true all theater? Why not true? It all? You
would go down to your local video store and in
the back there would be curtains, and you could walk
behind the curtains.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Because no one else knows this but you. And how
do you know this?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Because I'm a red blooded American mail and I know
where the dirty movies are. You go behind the curtain
to get them.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Right? Yeah, you never peek behind the curtain.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You shut up, Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, you're as video stores they.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I never went to these said video stores. Why would
I go to said videos?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Now they were regular video stores where you go you
could rent you know, tremors or whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, they didn't have those in Saint Matthew's.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
On the South End. They did, you, apparently they did.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
They didn't have a separate room in Saint Matthew's.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Blockbusters like Out in Front you could rent you know,
Goodnies and Where's Walda? All these ships? Right, but then
in the bag there was always a room with the curtains,
and then you'd be on Golden Blonde and all these
other movies that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Were No, it didn't exist in Saint Matthew's. All right,
hit the Is there a horay for Hollywood? Do you
have that one? Because I have birthdays here?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Again, I don't see horay for Hollywood for Holly.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Much anyway, talking about Hollywood, we're talking Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
How old hank Azara?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hank Azara is gonna be? Uh? Do you have a
birthday thing?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Made him?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
What a birthday theme?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Give the guy some heads up?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Here's what you do do it on a swing?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What you did everything? What?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Well? Baby, you gotta get ready.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Here's what you gotta do. Say Hey, John, in the
next segment, can you get you know, birthday music for
me or hooray for Hollywood? He'll go, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know what, just call for it. He'll do this.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Hooray just like Dwight's doing right now. Because here's what happened.
We have it right now.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
See that's is that too much to ask for?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ah? How old is Hanks era?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
He's gonna be sixty one? Did I get baby?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
John?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
How old is al Pacino today?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm gonna say seventy four? Is he older than that?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
He's older than that?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Eighty one?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, eighty five?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Wow? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Five? He looks it now.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
The last series he was in was The The Jewish
Guys that went on to and and they were part
of that that that team in New York that hunted
Nazis down and killed.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
That was a great and here's what I was like.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And I got finished watching it, and I was like,
this is how I know why I think al Pacino
is a better actor than Robert de Niro, Because I
when Robert de Niro plays a role, You're like, it's
Robert DeNiro, right, you could they al Pacino played this
guy so well, you forget it's al Pacino, right, all right,
so you go you You're at one point you're like, oh,
I keep I can't remember. This is Alphacino doing that?
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Eighty five years old? Talia Shire, Oh is that dude?
It's the Rocky's Rocky's wife.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
How old she's gonna be? She's gonna be seventy three?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
John, I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
She played a Rocky's wife in all of the movie series,
and she was also in Godfather one, two, and three.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'll go, I'll say seventy five.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
She is seventy nine years old? Oh today?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
So wait, so she's older than stallone, right.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I don't know is he old?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Let me see?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
All right, we're gonna look it up. We're gonna look
it up. We're gonna look it up. All right, we'll
move on from here.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Let's do.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Renee Zellwinger, Jerry McGuire, Bridget Jones.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Baby, she's older as uh sly is seventy eight?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh by barely? How old is Renee Zellwinger?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Renee Zel Wigger is going to be fifty three years old?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Close fifty two years old, fifty six, fifty six? Last
one Abba ABBA's Bjan Bajor d j r n bon
Bjorn Bjorn Bjorn old is Bjorn from ABBA still.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Live seventy six, seventy one eighty years old?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Wow yesterday? Wow your birthdays old people and yesterday Uh
it was Bijorn. Sorry I couldn't say that.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well. Man learn in February, uh that he bought his
stolen car back without the knowledge guy's names Evan Valentine.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
He what he brought, he bought his what so?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Uh he bought his own car back. Here's what happened.
Evan Valentine woke up to find his black honed a
civic stolen one day. I was driveway police.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Get map security, go to maps residential dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
During right, Yes, there's the dingy. Police were called and
insurance claims were filed. Then Valentine happened to find a
two thousand sixteen type ARM model that looked just like
the one he had lost, was stolen from him. I
guess I should say seventy miles away from where he lived.
The deal was made. He bought it for twenty six
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thousand dollars. Then he started to realize, wait, this is
really similar, I mean eerily similar to the one that
he used to have those stolen.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
No, no, he paid sixteen thousand dollars for it, twenty
six thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He started. All the signs were similar with this new
used car in his former car that got stolen. So
when he started taking a closer look, he got onto
the satellite navigation system. He started to find out the
address of his parents' house, his house, his work, and more.
They realized, wait a minute, this actually is my car.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Valentine believes that the garage that he re bought his
own car from was also duped. Police are calling this
one of the best clone jobs they've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Clone.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I guess, yeah, I don't know. I'm not up on
the newest car stealing technology.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Chop shop stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Chop shop stuff. No, I am up to par on
what to do if you have an accident, folks. Was
about four weeks ago. Five weeks ago, I got hit
in a parking lot. The old twenty sixteen jeep Wrangler
wasn't looking so good. It was damage damage, bumper, damaged,
quarter panel, you name it. The works I started. I
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got a couple of estimates on it. I knew I
was going to the simple body shop but I want
to say just how good the Simple Body Shop was.
Two estimates. First one came in at forty two hundred,
and second one came in at thirty eight hundred. Then
I called my buddy John at the Simple Body Shop.
I didn't even have to take it in for a estimate.
You just take pictures and you upload it to the
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simple Bodyshop dot com or the number that's provided there.
Guess what, You take the pictures from your driveway from
work wherever. You upload them in about an hour or so,
you're gonna get an estimate back. Then he's gonna stick
by it. I paid nine hundred dollars for a job
that was gonna cost forty two hundred. I love these
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Simple Body Shop and you will too. If you got
damage to your car, we'll keep it off your sure insurance.
You just pay for it yourself the Simplebodyshop dot Com.
Stick around more on the way, including the boyby our
News and then reeling in the years News ready to
wait forty whas.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
All right, we have a problem Louisville. Is it what
you're supposed to both go? What's the problem?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
What's the problem?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Uh? Did you see the cell phone video of the
shoplifter in Louisville Walgreens last week where he's got just
a bag. This is what these It reminded me of
the pictures and the videos we saw from San Francisco
and in Chicago to where they were just going in
and loading garbage bags worth of valuable stuff in these
walgreens and CV.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Can I say something, Chiz, I'm glad you said that,
because when I saw the video last week Thursday or
Friday whenever, and the guy's got a huge s Duffel
bag that he has stuffed and he puts that backpack
style on his back. They starts grabbing Walkering's backs and
stuff them even more. They walk out, so I thought, well,
this is obviously you know, California, Seattle or wherever. And
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they walk around and he gets in the car and
they start to take off. They show license plates, says
Jefferson County A Louisville.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
This is louis matter of fact, Fagan Bush Lane. So
he was stuffing items into his bag as a bystander
just follow him around, by the way, very brave of
this bystander to sit there and follow him with your
cell phone. Walk give you one more because if it's me,
I walk straight out of that store. I don't. I'm
not gonna change this situation. I'm not gonna get shot
because some guy is stuffing his bag full of stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
But let me give you one more brave of him
to post it under his name too. I think away after.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You get away?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You couldna who says he's gonna get away?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I mean the shoplifter ends up grabbing all kinds of
things off the shelf before leaving the store and driving
off in the car with two other people. People did
call nine one one after the suspect left. But here's
where we have the problem. Louisville Metro Police does not
respond to shoplifting calls unless it's an active in progress.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, but keep in mind we have We're three hundred
officers down and we're playing because of the former administration,
it got so bad to be law enforcement in louis Kentucky.
God bless the men and women that hung on. God
bless you if you're listening, because I wouldn't have hung
on the way fishers treated you all. I would have
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left too. But here's the problem they had. They're forced
to play defense instead of offense.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, well, I just don't want more of these videos
to start popping up. Well think about it, Okay, where
this video goes? And I don't need people from other
cities arouse surrounding Louisville now driving to Louisville and go
oh cops don't and they're just gonna video us while
we stuff stuff in. Will it happen more? Now that
we got this leak of this video, well.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
That's just simp symptoms. The real problem is our judges.
We have these lousy, pathetic judges, and we got a
worthless county attorney.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
This guy got away.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Well that's what I'm saying. But we've got a worthless
county attorney and we got he is retiring, and we've
got we've got horrible, pathetic Louisville judges. So that this
is symptomatic of the problem. People go, well, you know,
you go to Louisville, Kentucky. Unless you're a good guy
preventing a crime, you're not gonna get prosecuted. But I
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can promise you this, if someone were to restrain that
piece of trash, yeah, and then somehow hurt him, these
pathetic lover of judges would throw the book at the
good guy or good girl. I can promise you that
might be I could promise you.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
All right, right, first of all, go to mapsresidential dot com.
If you need a security system on your home, you cannot.
We're just talking about this. They don't care anymore. They're
breaking into the houses in every neighborhood in Louisville. This
isn't the nineteen nineties. This isn't even in the two thousands.
You need a security system. Hook to the cops. You
can't buy something on Amazon and put it on yourself, dude.
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Come on, go with Maps Residential dot Com. They'll throw
in an Alexa device. So Alexa makes it even faster
getting hold of MS fire and the police maps just
like you're reading a map Maps Residential dot Com. You
can't mess around anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Hang on text to Courtney donaho oh.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I saw her that she was texting. She was probably
trying to give us a hint. We took an L
on the first day of Derby Week. Not good.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Veneti's L was much larger than Dwight. Dwight was at
least in the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Using a ball. I couldn't have told you I recognized
one song, hopma, how about whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
That's Oh my gosh, it was like the record was
playing John Waite, But Jona, you did.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You replay the record or whatever that is?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Was that you in the area. You gotta be kidding.
Was that Tony?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Thanks buddy, you're really you can start tribute ba Man.
I was just in the bathroom and Dwight comes in
after me, and I'm in the stall and he's at
the urinal and it's just it's it is just so.
It takes so long. He stands there the longest time
before anything comes out. And then when I said, do
I need to leave because I don't know if he's
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like a little boy.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
With that, I think, uh, not fine with that. I mean,
who hasn't seen me naked?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
But I wonder who has the larger prostag?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Can we because mine? Look mine sounds like I'm sayding
to Morse Code. It's like this, Oh, I think, could
we get a general practitioner or some doctor to come
in here and give us both prostate digital prostate exams.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
They literally cane and.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Somehow determine which one of ours is bigger? We would
do And here's the one other thing.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
We couldn't do it in front of our whole studio
is a glass.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Put it curtain up something who cares? Well, you know what,
don't be looking at our studio just the same way
with my house while walk around naked. Okay, well my
wife's she the same thing. Like the lights will be
on at night and I'm walking around naked. Don't do that.
Neighbor could see and I said, well they shouldn't look
in our windows. But we're oh, I digress. Let's get
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digital process exams on the air to find out who's
is bigger. And but listen, here's the kicker. You ready
for this? What less contact fan duel or draft kings
and say, hey, can you all take odds on this
and you can play along at home.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I don't know why when you get older, they just,
little by little, take a just enough of the eye
sight away to annoy you. You can still see, I know,
but we're just going to annoy you. We're gonna make
go going to the bathroom, the simplest thing in the
world annoying. What Okay, I don't know why. We're gonna
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make you tired for no reason?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Right out?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Why getting older sucks?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Have you ever noticed why talk Yoda? Stupid?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
He does uh yes, and that was actually pretty good.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Thank you, good job. I practiced on a Yoda to
yoga boy.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
That was I was fooled. I thought that was Yoda
until I looked over at you like to go upstairs
with me. You will.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No make green thing disappearing?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
No, no, stop stop? Why are you talking like that?
Is there a story?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
A lot is yoga? To talk like an idiot? Oh
now here all the Star Wars people are gonna be protests.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Why would you say he talks like an idiot because
he does stupid talk.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
He sounds like the cookie monster.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Actually sounds like a right good much like Kermit.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I don't know whe they're both green, so you know
whether there might be aliens and frogs.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Why does he talk like that?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Oh my gosh, aliens and frogs have been known to
have relations.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
That is true.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
No, uh do or do not? There is no try.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
That is he was. He was talking to Luke Skywalker
on a Yoda's planet to where he was and he
was training him to be a Yoda, I mean a Jedi.
And the plane had been in the water, so he
said get the plane out of or tie fighter.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It was.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
It was.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It was an X wing and the way people are screaming,
By the way, yeah, they could run the Carter Barry
universe in three seventeen parseples.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Why does he? I mean, what do I have to
do to get the damn story out of you?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
When you ask the same way that Yoda does, I just.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Don't you know you got to ask me the same
way Yoda does. You gotta do it, man, or I'm
not doing the I'm not answering the story, and lets
you do this. You gotta say why?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Why? Why are yoa talk so weird?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Question? Glad you asked? I said, well, the Empire strikes back.
Star Wars fans been trying to understand for decades? Why
did Yo to talk like an idiot? George Lucas has
finally given the answer.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Really, yes, Oh this is interesting. We should have teased this.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Should we tease it? George Lucas is a big deal.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
John, don't you think this is a big deal? We
should tease this to the top of the hour.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I should realized it was as big of a deal.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Until George Lucas, as you know, it's also a horse trainer,
not run faster you must, It's what George.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Lucas to think Lucas is brilliant, and then it's like.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Do we tease it? Have the people hate? Yeah? Turn
a Classic Movie Classic Film Festival before the screening to
celebrate the forty fifth anniversary. How about that of Lucas's
uh it par strikes back? He said, if you speak
regular English, people won't listen. Listen. He added, he was
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basically a philosopher. Yoda was a philosopher of the movie,
and I had to figure out a way to get
people to actually listenize.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
So you try to get people listen.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
To him Jedi trick. It must be uh, he said,
I did this to get people actually listen, especially twelve
year old boys. I guess it means right, I mean
it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Why wouldn't we listen to the greatest Yoda or Jedi
of all time?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
So he was assuming that younger children would listen to
him more if he sounded more like a child essentially.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Either that or if they you know, had a funny voice.
And yeah, talk stupid, he does.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
We all of us were asking why Yoda was a puppet.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Guess where my finger is? You will?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
And then that summer, and then that Christmas and all
that the Yoda sales were crazy. You just put them
on your hand.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Five or six years ago you had baby Yoda came in.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
And then when when there were pencils, and I'm not
sure there are pencils in school anymore, I think. So, okay, well,
you remember used to have those little things you could
put on the end. What were the ones with the
tall hair trolls? Oh? Yeah, they would put them on
the eraser and yeah, mostly girls would put those on
some Yeah, and their hairs would put it on the
(24:42):
end of their pencil and look like my hair, Yeah,
just sticking straight up. Well, they had those if you
went into one of those novelty stores in the mall
John and Mall is where they put a lot of
stores and put them indoors.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh well, malls were kind of cool when I was
in middle school. After that, it was kind of when
they went down New Threads for the Big Dance.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
So so they wanted he wanted everyone to pay attention
to what he said. So he made him confusing.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Right, okay, because that's how you do it.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Are you glad we didn't teesus at the top of
the hour?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I am. It was very disappointing. Well, I thought there
would be some really revolutionary Oh wow, that's why he
talks like that. No, I just had to get people
to pay attention, especially twelve year old boys.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You're not me head by a space rock.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I was first of all, don't say that. Now you
want to have twelve year old boys pay attention. You
were going to read into that, Lucas, guess where my
pinky is?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
You will stop ow yoa not cold dud.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh that's not a very big pinky. You could take it.
You could take it.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
It's Yoda.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It is matter of fact. I'm pretty sure. Never mind
you maybe the whole Yoda. Maybe the whole Yoda. But
I mean, I don't I think you can take the
whole Yoda.
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Speaker 2 (28:05):
From Susan Tyler Whitten. Your yoda sounds like Grover, nor
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This is Grover.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
This is near, this is far, this is near.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Totally different, and by way, we didn't text it to me.
These dishes and grass better be cut.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Why are you burying the lead? Your wife listens to
your show. That's not good news radio. W h A,
n oh, my gosh,
So most finishes he finished fifth or sixth, and he
wins the Virginia Derby, So then that's it. He's in.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Uh. That horse also parlayed his sports career. After he
retired from horse racing, he wound up being the senior
VP at IBM oh cool. So it's another follow up
on where is the one now? Joey Strader, friend of
the show, Thank you. Joey Strader sent me video of
the prank call the Old mis Kids. So he sent
(00:35):
me two of them. One of them is the Old
miss Kids sitting prank making a prank call on the
other one is Dion's kid. Yeah, so you get both
prospectives of the man man wow.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And here's the thing. You get that done to you,
and then you have two more days before you're drafted.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The whole time, you're also sitting and thinking, am I
even going to get drafted at all?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
At that point?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I think they'll be retaliation hit on the prank.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I don't know. I mean the kid, he's a college kid.
I don't know. I mean the defense coordinator'd be like,
my son did an idiot thing. How did he get
the number?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
How did he get the number?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
How did he get the number?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, so obviously day one of Derby Week they've moved
every it. Look, they have just shuffled all of the
Derby Festival events. The bed race, which is can I
see the weirdest event that they do? Uh, people take
a bed it could be wheels on it and a
steering wheel, and then someone sits in the bed has
(01:40):
to have a mattress on it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And we all know what could make this event hotter.
Everybody in the room knows what could make this event hotter.
So I'm just saying, if you want to draw. Oh,
by the way, happy Murby to everybody, Thanks buddy, Happy
Merby days makes man good to see you, John, Happy Murby.
But we all know what could make attendance to the
(02:04):
bed race sell out Papa John's Cardinal Stadium.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I don't know what I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
They did it a broadbend.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
They do, they do a broadbitd I'm just saying, if
we made one little tweak, which we all know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What are we doing? No, come on, dude, you're an idiot.
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Intergenious man or indiot genious.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And then for the for the longest time, they had
to break it down into different categories. Because the Ford
guys were winning every year because at Ford there were
so many employees and there was a lot of track
stars that were on the the thing. And then they
had the engineers for four Yeah, they were making these
perfect beds with wheels on them. They were like, Okay,
(02:46):
we need to do a pro and amateur division here.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I think they need to do a slim people, medium people,
fat people version.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I would have liked smallest person on the bed be
a good idea.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
They see three different options, make him run the course
three different ways. Oh man, I'm pushing ted from accounting
on this one.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Pee Wee Herman's iconic bicycle was up for the auction.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That was stolen from him at one point, right, and
he became one of the greatest boxers ever After that
red bicycle got stolen, he did no wait, that was
all Lee. He just went on a big adventure and
found his I'm sorry, I get to confused sometimes both
red bicycles.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
The iconic bicycle of Peee Herman's insisted he wouldn't be
part of the for all the world, I would never
part this for all the money in the world.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
God did.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And now it's up for auction.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
W go see a movie with me? Oh, buy your popcorn.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
This particular bike was used in several iconic moments in
the movie, including Peewee's crash and flip. I never heard
of that where the pops where he pops up and
claims meant to do that. Oh yeah, I remember you
remember that part. That's the bike that's up for sale
and it has the sign the seat on the SAIDs
property of pee Wee Herman. They're looking to get thirty
(04:16):
thousand dollars for it.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That's kind of low up, pretty safe.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Isn't there another pee Wee Herman movie or something?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
There was pee Wee's Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
There was a TV show called Please pee Wee's Playhoffs,
That's what there. And they made a movie based on
the TV show, pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
There's another one that's called like Some of the Big
Top Right. I don't know what I'm trying to find
it right now.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Peeway's Big Time otto was Peebe pee Wee as himself.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's something that's to do with HBO, might be a
TV series or something that's coming out a few days ago.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
What was his name, Rodney hemming is worth.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, yes, no it's not. What's his real name, Rodney
the actor Paul Paul Rubin, Yeah, got it, dug it
out of the dirt, baby, he got caught in a
movie theater, in a movie theater, roughing up the suspect.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh, ruffing up the suspect.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well, when you just go like get a DVD and
everybody's like, why would you go to a movie theater?
R that's where those little dirty like you couldn't watch
dirty movies because it was no internet. So if you
want to watch a dirty movie, you had to pay
a budget and walk into theaters and sit in the That's.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Not true all theater? Why not true? It all? You
would go down to your local video store and in
the back there would be curtains, and you could walk
behind the curtains.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Because no one else knows this but you. And how
do you know this?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Because I'm a red blooded American mail and I know
where the dirty movies are. You go behind the curtain
to get them.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Right? Yeah, you never peek behind the curtain.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You shut up, Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, you're as video stores they.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I never went to these said video stores. Why would
I go to said videos?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Now they were regular video stores where you go you
could rent you know, tremors or whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, they didn't have those in Saint Matthew's.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
On the South End. They did, you, apparently they did.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
They didn't have a separate room in Saint Matthew's.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Blockbusters like Out in Front you could rent you know,
Goodnies and Where's Walda? All these ships? Right, but then
in the bag there was always a room with the curtains,
and then you'd be on Golden Blonde and all these
other movies that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Were No, it didn't exist in Saint Matthew's. All right,
hit the Is there a horay for Hollywood? Do you
have that one? Because I have birthdays here?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Again, I don't see horay for Hollywood for Holly.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Much anyway, talking about Hollywood, we're talking Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
How old hank Azara?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hank Azara is gonna be? Uh? Do you have a
birthday thing?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Made him?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
What a birthday theme?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Give the guy some heads up?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Here's what you do do it on a swing?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What you did everything? What?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Well? Baby, you gotta get ready.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Here's what you gotta do. Say Hey, John, in the
next segment, can you get you know, birthday music for
me or hooray for Hollywood? He'll go, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know what, just call for it. He'll do this.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Hooray just like Dwight's doing right now. Because here's what happened.
We have it right now.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
See that's is that too much to ask for?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ah? How old is Hanks era?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
He's gonna be sixty one? Did I get baby?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
John?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
How old is al Pacino today?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'm gonna say seventy four? Is he older than that?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
He's older than that?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Eighty one?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, eighty five?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Wow? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Five? He looks it now.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
The last series he was in was The The Jewish
Guys that went on to and and they were part
of that that that team in New York that hunted
Nazis down and killed.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
That was a great and here's what I was like.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And I got finished watching it, and I was like,
this is how I know why I think al Pacino
is a better actor than Robert de Niro, Because I
when Robert de Niro plays a role, You're like, it's
Robert DeNiro, right, you could they al Pacino played this
guy so well, you forget it's al Pacino, right, all right,
so you go you You're at one point you're like, oh,
I keep I can't remember. This is Alphacino doing that?
(08:44):
Eighty five years old? Talia Shire, Oh is that dude?
It's the Rocky's Rocky's wife.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
How old she's gonna be? She's gonna be seventy three?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
John, I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
She played a Rocky's wife in all of the movie series,
and she was also in Godfather one, two, and three.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'll go, I'll say seventy five.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
She is seventy nine years old? Oh today?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
So wait, so she's older than stallone, right.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I don't know is he old?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Let me see?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
All right, we're gonna look it up. We're gonna look
it up. We're gonna look it up. All right, we'll
move on from here.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Let's do.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Renee Zellwinger, Jerry McGuire, Bridget Jones.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Baby, she's older as uh sly is seventy eight?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh by barely? How old is Renee Zellwinger?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Renee Zel Wigger is going to be fifty three years old?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Close fifty two years old, fifty six, fifty six? Last
one Abba ABBA's Bjan Bajor d j r n bon
Bjorn Bjorn Bjorn old is Bjorn from ABBA still.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Live seventy six, seventy one eighty years old?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Wow yesterday? Wow your birthdays old people and yesterday Uh
it was Bijorn. Sorry I couldn't say that.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well. Man learn in February, uh that he bought his
stolen car back without the knowledge guy's names Evan Valentine.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
He what he brought, he bought his what so?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Uh he bought his own car back. Here's what happened.
Evan Valentine woke up to find his black honed a
civic stolen one day. I was driveway police.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
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Speaker 2 (10:51):
During right, Yes, there's the dingy. Police were called and
insurance claims were filed. Then Valentine happened to find a
two thousand sixteen type ARM model that looked just like
the one he had lost, was stolen from him. I
guess I should say seventy miles away from where he lived.
The deal was made. He bought it for twenty six
(11:12):
thousand dollars. Then he started to realize, wait, this is
really similar, I mean eerily similar to the one that
he used to have those stolen.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
No, no, he paid sixteen thousand dollars for it, twenty
six thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He started. All the signs were similar with this new
used car in his former car that got stolen. So
when he started taking a closer look, he got onto
the satellite navigation system. He started to find out the
address of his parents' house, his house, his work, and more.
They realized, wait a minute, this actually is my car.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Valentine believes that the garage that he re bought his
own car from was also duped. Police are calling this
one of the best clone jobs they've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Clone.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I guess, yeah, I don't know. I'm not up on
the newest car stealing technology.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Chop shop stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Chop shop stuff. No, I am up to par on
what to do if you have an accident, folks. Was
about four weeks ago. Five weeks ago, I got hit
in a parking lot. The old twenty sixteen jeep Wrangler
wasn't looking so good. It was damage damage, bumper, damaged,
quarter panel, you name it. The works I started. I
(12:30):
got a couple of estimates on it. I knew I
was going to the simple body shop but I want
to say just how good the Simple Body Shop was.
Two estimates. First one came in at forty two hundred,
and second one came in at thirty eight hundred. Then
I called my buddy John at the Simple Body Shop.
I didn't even have to take it in for a estimate.
You just take pictures and you upload it to the
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simple Bodyshop dot com or the number that's provided there.
Guess what, You take the pictures from your driveway from
work wherever. You upload them in about an hour or so,
you're gonna get an estimate back. Then he's gonna stick
by it. I paid nine hundred dollars for a job
that was gonna cost forty two hundred. I love these
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Stick around more on the way, including the boyby our
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Speaker 1 (13:30):
All right, we have a problem Louisville. Is it what
you're supposed to both go? What's the problem?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
What's the problem?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Uh? Did you see the cell phone video of the
shoplifter in Louisville Walgreens last week where he's got just
a bag. This is what these It reminded me of
the pictures and the videos we saw from San Francisco
and in Chicago to where they were just going in
and loading garbage bags worth of valuable stuff in these
walgreens and CV.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Can I say something, Chiz, I'm glad you said that,
because when I saw the video last week Thursday or
Friday whenever, and the guy's got a huge s Duffel
bag that he has stuffed and he puts that backpack
style on his back. They starts grabbing Walkering's backs and
stuff them even more. They walk out, so I thought, well,
this is obviously you know, California, Seattle or wherever. And
(14:18):
they walk around and he gets in the car and
they start to take off. They show license plates, says
Jefferson County A Louisville.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
This is louis matter of fact, Fagan Bush Lane. So
he was stuffing items into his bag as a bystander
just follow him around, by the way, very brave of
this bystander to sit there and follow him with your
cell phone. Walk give you one more because if it's me,
I walk straight out of that store. I don't. I'm
not gonna change this situation. I'm not gonna get shot
because some guy is stuffing his bag full of stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
But let me give you one more brave of him
to post it under his name too. I think away after.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You get away?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You couldna who says he's gonna get away?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I mean the shoplifter ends up grabbing all kinds of
things off the shelf before leaving the store and driving
off in the car with two other people. People did
call nine one one after the suspect left. But here's
where we have the problem. Louisville Metro Police does not
respond to shoplifting calls unless it's an active in progress.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, but keep in mind we have We're three hundred
officers down and we're playing because of the former administration,
it got so bad to be law enforcement in louis Kentucky.
God bless the men and women that hung on. God
bless you if you're listening, because I wouldn't have hung
on the way fishers treated you all. I would have
(15:40):
left too. But here's the problem they had. They're forced
to play defense instead of offense.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, well, I just don't want more of these videos
to start popping up. Well think about it, Okay, where
this video goes? And I don't need people from other
cities arouse surrounding Louisville now driving to Louisville and go
oh cops don't and they're just gonna video us while
we stuff stuff in. Will it happen more? Now that
we got this leak of this video, well.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
That's just simp symptoms. The real problem is our judges.
We have these lousy, pathetic judges, and we got a
worthless county attorney.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
This guy got away.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Well that's what I'm saying. But we've got a worthless
county attorney and we got he is retiring, and we've
got we've got horrible, pathetic Louisville judges. So that this
is symptomatic of the problem. People go, well, you know,
you go to Louisville, Kentucky. Unless you're a good guy
preventing a crime, you're not gonna get prosecuted. But I
(16:37):
can promise you this, if someone were to restrain that
piece of trash, yeah, and then somehow hurt him, these
pathetic lover of judges would throw the book at the
good guy or good girl. I can promise you that
might be I could promise you.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
All right, right, first of all, go to mapsresidential dot com.
If you need a security system on your home, you cannot.
We're just talking about this. They don't care anymore. They're
breaking into the houses in every neighborhood in Louisville. This
isn't the nineteen nineties. This isn't even in the two thousands.
You need a security system. Hook to the cops. You
can't buy something on Amazon and put it on yourself, dude.
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getting hold of MS fire and the police maps just
like you're reading a map Maps Residential dot Com. You
can't mess around anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Hang on text to Courtney donaho oh.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I saw her that she was texting. She was probably
trying to give us a hint. We took an L
on the first day of Derby Week. Not good.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Veneti's L was much larger than Dwight. Dwight was at
least in the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Using a ball. I couldn't have told you I recognized
one song, hopma, how about whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
That's Oh my gosh, it was like the record was
playing John Waite, But Jona, you did.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You replay the record or whatever that is?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Was that you in the area. You gotta be kidding.
Was that Tony?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Thanks buddy, you're really you can start tribute ba Man.
I was just in the bathroom and Dwight comes in
after me, and I'm in the stall and he's at
the urinal and it's just it's it is just so.
It takes so long. He stands there the longest time
before anything comes out. And then when I said, do
I need to leave because I don't know if he's
(18:22):
like a little boy.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
With that, I think, uh, not fine with that. I mean,
who hasn't seen me naked?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
But I wonder who has the larger prostag?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Can we because mine? Look mine sounds like I'm sayding
to Morse Code. It's like this, Oh, I think, could
we get a general practitioner or some doctor to come
in here and give us both prostate digital prostate exams.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
They literally cane and.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Somehow determine which one of ours is bigger? We would
do And here's the one other thing.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
We couldn't do it in front of our whole studio
is a glass.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Put it curtain up something who cares? Well, you know what,
don't be looking at our studio just the same way
with my house while walk around naked. Okay, well my
wife's she the same thing. Like the lights will be
on at night and I'm walking around naked. Don't do that.
Neighbor could see and I said, well they shouldn't look
in our windows. But we're oh, I digress. Let's get
(19:28):
digital process exams on the air to find out who's
is bigger. And but listen, here's the kicker. You ready
for this? What less contact fan duel or draft kings
and say, hey, can you all take odds on this
and you can play along at home.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I don't know why when you get older, they just,
little by little, take a just enough of the eye
sight away to annoy you. You can still see, I know,
but we're just going to annoy you. We're gonna make
go going to the bathroom, the simplest thing in the
world annoying. What Okay, I don't know why. We're gonna
(20:09):
make you tired for no reason?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Right out?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Why getting older sucks?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Have you ever noticed why talk Yoda? Stupid?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
He does uh yes, and that was actually pretty good.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Thank you, good job. I practiced on a Yoda to
yoga boy.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
That was I was fooled. I thought that was Yoda
until I looked over at you like to go upstairs
with me. You will.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No make green thing disappearing?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
No, no, stop stop? Why are you talking like that?
Is there a story?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
A lot is yoga? To talk like an idiot? Oh
now here all the Star Wars people are gonna be protests.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Why would you say he talks like an idiot because
he does stupid talk.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
He sounds like the cookie monster.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Actually sounds like a right good much like Kermit.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I don't know whe they're both green, so you know
whether there might be aliens and frogs.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Why does he talk like that?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Oh my gosh, aliens and frogs have been known to
have relations.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
That is true.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
No, uh do or do not? There is no try.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
That is he was. He was talking to Luke Skywalker
on a Yoda's planet to where he was and he
was training him to be a Yoda, I mean a Jedi.
And the plane had been in the water, so he
said get the plane out of or tie fighter.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It was.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
It was.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It was an X wing and the way people are screaming,
By the way, yeah, they could run the Carter Barry
universe in three seventeen parseples.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Why does he? I mean, what do I have to
do to get the damn story out of you?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
When you ask the same way that Yoda does, I just.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Don't you know you got to ask me the same
way Yoda does. You gotta do it, man, or I'm
not doing the I'm not answering the story, and lets
you do this. You gotta say why?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Why? Why are yoa talk so weird?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Question? Glad you asked? I said, well, the Empire strikes back.
Star Wars fans been trying to understand for decades? Why
did Yo to talk like an idiot? George Lucas has
finally given the answer.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Really, yes, Oh this is interesting. We should have teased this.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Should we tease it? George Lucas is a big deal.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
John, don't you think this is a big deal? We
should tease this to the top of the hour.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I should realized it was as big of a deal.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Until George Lucas, as you know, it's also a horse trainer,
not run faster you must, It's what George.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Lucas to think Lucas is brilliant, and then it's like.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Do we tease it? Have the people hate? Yeah? Turn
a Classic Movie Classic Film Festival before the screening to
celebrate the forty fifth anniversary. How about that of Lucas's
uh it par strikes back? He said, if you speak
regular English, people won't listen. Listen. He added, he was
(23:25):
basically a philosopher. Yoda was a philosopher of the movie,
and I had to figure out a way to get
people to actually listenize.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
So you try to get people listen.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
To him Jedi trick. It must be uh, he said,
I did this to get people actually listen, especially twelve
year old boys. I guess it means right, I mean
it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Why wouldn't we listen to the greatest Yoda or Jedi
of all time?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
So he was assuming that younger children would listen to
him more if he sounded more like a child essentially.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Either that or if they you know, had a funny voice.
And yeah, talk stupid, he does.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
We all of us were asking why Yoda was a puppet.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Guess where my finger is? You will?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
And then that summer, and then that Christmas and all
that the Yoda sales were crazy. You just put them
on your hand.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Five or six years ago you had baby Yoda came in.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
And then when when there were pencils, and I'm not
sure there are pencils in school anymore, I think. So, okay, well,
you remember used to have those little things you could
put on the end. What were the ones with the
tall hair trolls? Oh? Yeah, they would put them on
the eraser and yeah, mostly girls would put those on
some Yeah, and their hairs would put it on the
(24:42):
end of their pencil and look like my hair, Yeah,
just sticking straight up. Well, they had those if you
went into one of those novelty stores in the mall
John and Mall is where they put a lot of
stores and put them indoors.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh well, malls were kind of cool when I was
in middle school. After that, it was kind of when
they went down New Threads for the Big Dance.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
So so they wanted he wanted everyone to pay attention
to what he said. So he made him confusing.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Right, okay, because that's how you do it.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Are you glad we didn't teesus at the top of
the hour?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I am. It was very disappointing. Well, I thought there
would be some really revolutionary Oh wow, that's why he
talks like that. No, I just had to get people
to pay attention, especially twelve year old boys.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You're not me head by a space rock.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I was first of all, don't say that. Now you
want to have twelve year old boys pay attention. You
were going to read into that, Lucas, guess where my
pinky is?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
You will stop ow yoa not cold dud.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh that's not a very big pinky. You could take it.
You could take it.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
It's Yoda.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It is matter of fact. I'm pretty sure. Never mind
you maybe the whole Yoda. Maybe the whole Yoda. But
I mean, I don't I think you can take the
whole Yoda.
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