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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome back News Radio eight forty whas eleven o'clock hour
Action pat which includes Leland Conway, which used to ruin
this show before we took over. He'll be at eleven
thirty five, but we're gonna stop the We're gonna start
the top of the hour every single hour for the
rest of the week with some vignettes about our new
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new horses that will run into the Kentucky Derby. Basically,
Jody Deentley does the heavy lifting for us. This horse's
name is Yes Yes, Coal Battle.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Now look at.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
The Kentucky Derby Field one by one Coal Battle.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Of all the entries in this year's Kentucky Derby Rebel Stakes, winner,
Coal Battle might have the best storyline to root for.
The Dark Bay or brown Son of Coal Front, a
seventy thousand dollars purchase, is owned by Norman Stable and
is trained by seventy two year old Lonnie Briley. Briley
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has been training for over thirty years and will make
his first appearance at the Kentucky Derby. It's the first
time he's ever attended a Derby and prior to this week,
he's only saddled one horse ever. At Churchill Downs. Briley
never even had a grated stakes runner until Cold Battle
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was entered and won the Rebel Stakes in late February.
Cold Battle has run eight times in his lifetime. He
has five wins and a third place finish. He's already
earned over one point one million dollars for his connections,
and Briley says he's a horse that just keeps getting better.
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Cole Battle has won five races at four different tracks, Evangeline,
Delta Downs, Remington Park, and Oakland Park. Two wins at
Oakland Park to begin this year, a winning the Smarty
Jones a length at a quarter victory in the Rebel Steaks.
Cole Battle was then third behind Sandman and Publisher in
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the Arkansas Derby. Briley is high on this horse who
actually had a head in front and the top of
the stretch in the Arkansas Derby. He thinks Cole Battle
can get there in the Derby.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Did our planel COmON?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You know, did I have a planel commony?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
You know, I mean I had good horses. Every year
I come up with a couple of stakes horses, you know, but.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Go to Kentucky Derby, you know, I mean for me.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
That was too fall text, you know, and he just.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I'm here. We'll see what happens, you.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Know, Rebel Stakes winner and Arkansas Derby third place finisher,
Cold Battle.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
There you go. We're gonna learn all these names before
we get there on Saturday, so we can talk better
when we get to the Derby about these horses.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Listen, I've seen a lot of animals run in a circle. Yeah,
but I've never seen an animal run in a circle
as good as Cold Battle. Yeah. Well, brilliant at it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We'll let you know. Welcome back our number three Monday show.
It's beautiful day today, getting back to normal.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Okay, just make what you sound. You sound like an idiot. Dude.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's Murby. Sorry, you're right, happy Murby. You're right, it's Murby.
I should say it.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Y'all want to know what happened? Uh this? Wait before
I do that, I'll tell you what happened this day
in history.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh, we have.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
John.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Thanks for doing your job.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Not yet, hey man, that's good dude.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
He needs to get where his coach and if he
doesn't do his push ups it so ye.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Can you do a sit up for us? Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Why it's terrible terrible form.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
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John I wrote that music. Baby, Wow, did you see
how quick he is on that?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's it's just stay in history.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
He brought to you by Dwight.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
All Right. It was today April twenty eighth, nineteen sixty seven.
When Muhammad Ali refused to be inducted into the to
the Army for religious reason, he stated, I don't have
a fight with these people, referring to the Vietnamese the
WBC and WBA belt or not belt. But stripped them
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of his titles, stripped him of his.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Belts, yes, and pretty much gave up his three prime
years as heavyweights. Right, so everyone considers him as the
greatest fighter of all time. Even Roy Jones Junior I said,
are you the greatest fighter ever? Because he's in that
Kiricho category. He roared Joe Junior as he goes, no,
it's Muhammad Ali, and then me, I mean so he
gave up his three best years and still is considered
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the greatest fighter of all time.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
It was today April twenty eighth, Team eighty six that
the rest of the world discovered the truth of Chernobyl,
the Chernobyl disaster. Of course, the meltdown, the actual meltdown
had occurred two days earlier, but the Soviets downplayed the reality.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
They caused it themselves. Yeah, they cast it themselves.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
They were testing, but nobody know where every beat Bagdad Bob.
The planes are landing on the airport he's going there's
no there are no planes landing at the airport is
nowhere near US.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I did not know until I watched the HBO special
that they were like they were testing, and the people
in there like, you can't test it without the water
in it.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
And the guy was like, you will.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Go because back in Russia you had threats of you
will go to prison in Staalog if you don't do
the test.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Water is just factory recommendation. It is not really necessary
for reacting the.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Blob of uranium that is at the bottom of that thing, right.
Have you ever seen it.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
John, I've not seen it.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It's called Medusa. You know why it's called Medusa.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Because if you look at it, you hit a snakehead.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So they've tried to take cameras. It's so toxic that
they take cameras around and the cameras can only get
so close before it shuts down. So if you actually
saw it with your own eyes, you would be dead.
It's Medusa.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Snakes on his head.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, okay, what's next time? Why did you do that?
Why'd you do the snake sound?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
That's a dollar round? No, it's not that is okay?
It was the day in nineteen ninety three, Take Our
Daughters to Work Day was promoted by the New York
based mission.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That's what happened.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
It was a way.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That that's what happened.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
What day? What was the day?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Write it down?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Twenty eight, nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
We lost control in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
We had it all.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Then these damn women think they can go off and
get their jobs.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
And next thing you know, they're gonna be voting.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Oh my god, shut would you say that? Oh they
start voting, it's gonna ruin everything. Jeez, twight.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I played Virginia Slims if you ask me.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, that's true. Uh.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
It was today April twenty eighth, nineteen ninety six, when
President Clinton gave a four and a half hour videotaped
testimony as a defense witness in the criminal trial of
his former Whitewater business part Sorry I told the did
not Let me be clear. My wiener was No, that's
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not what he said.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That's not what he said. That's not what he said.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I've got a very unique waiter and I've got ada.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Will you please move on, mister Clinton.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I just want to say I've got identified marks. Here
we go, and miss Lewitsky.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Stop it please there you.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
To connect the dodge on my wow. Stop move to
the next man. It was William Hillary Clinton, which to
the next event. It was today. April twenty eight, two
thousand and eight, Supreme Court issued a decision to uphold
an Indiana law that required citizens to have photo identification
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when voting.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Eighty percent of Americans believe that should happen.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
They wanted to stop voter fred. Voter fraud. Critics argue
that the law discriminated against the poor and ethnic and minority.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Voters, insinuating they're not smart enough to get their license.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Unbelievable. What was slapping the face? Really is? It was today?
In two thousand and ten, the Cape Wind Project, which
was an offshore wind farm, had twenty four square miles
of these gigantic wind turbines.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You are a huge man, twenty four square miles.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
It was approved by the United States Secretary of Interior.
The wind farm that they made was predicted to generate
four hundred in fifty four mega watch making enough power
to power four hundred and twenty thousand homes, but it
never worked and finally, in December twenty seventeen, they declared
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the project.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Boy, this is a lame day. You got wind farms,
Clinton testimony, anything else lame on this list? You got
anything interesting on this list?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna butcher this guy's name. But this interested me.
I really want to know what this is because I
stopped watching. I left the NFL in sixteen.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Give me give it a shot.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
So in twenty eighteen, it was this day, and I'm
going to crucifize name and I apologize it was on
this day in twenty eighteen. Maybe I won't shot. Queen
Griffin became the first one handed person to be drafted
into the NFL. He was selected by the Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Wow, this is just a worst list. No, we talked
about it was like the worst list.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
What do you think you've seen the field?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Oh my god, a one handed guy?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Guy and there's one handed guy baseball already before that.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
But what about football? Is he still in?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What do you need the hand for? What is a
lame list?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Dude? I wonder if he won the Heisman Trophy if they.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Would know you're you're an idiot?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
What so your face is okay?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So this week? Also, can I give you one? You know,
even not even saying all that because I watched it yesterday.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Well, he's pretty kind of.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
More interesting than your lame Clinton testimony list.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I've got one more go ahead. I hope you're doing more.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I hope it you save it? Are you gonna save
this segment.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Best for last?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah? Could you just make mark this segment best.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Of Please don't this is delete right after playing it?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Was today he put twenty eighth. In twenty twenty, the
Department of Defense released three the classified videos of possible
UFOs from two thousand and four. In twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Wow, what a terriblest this was the lamest day. Don't
do anything on this day because you will be the
lead on every list of this happened on this day.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
And finally, there was this day in history April twenty eighth,
twenty twenty five, when scientists confirmed that Tony John Anthony
Vannetti is indeed a butt face.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's true, with butt breath, that's true. But also nineteen
seventy five this week, what else happened in nineteen seventy five?
Kind of overseas? It was a famous picture of a
helicopter taking off from the top of a building.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Oh, the first helicopter building flight took place.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, the Vietnam War ended, oh did it? And this
was the official ending, and they had to they kept
flying helicopters in because the Vietnamese, the North Vietnamese, had
bombed the airstrip, so no more planes could take off.
But we had all these Vietnamese that had helped us
during the war, and they were all going to get murdered,
so we're trying to get them out. Yeah, right, So
he got down and the list is shorter and shorter. Well,
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there were eleven Marines and by the way, they had
these pictures of these guys like what they looked like
in seventy five, and these dudes were these were badass dudes.
And there's eleven left behind. So everybody takes off and
there are eleven guys on the roof. They got two,
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they got three of them. I'm sorry to interview three
of them. So three of them are sitting there. So
they take they have the live shot of them. Now
they're just old dudes, and then they have the pictures
of them back then. They look like they tear your
head off. So they said, look, we didn't know anybody
was coming back. He goes and the tanks were circling
the embassy and there's thousands of Vietnamese everywhere, and they're like,
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what do you want to do? Should we surrender or
should we fight? And he said to a man, everybody said, Marines,
don't surrender. We're good fight.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So they said they made peace with God. Yeah, they said,
here's where we're going down fright for this thing, and
this is it. And right the last second they hear that,
Oh my gosh, and they come flying in two helicopters.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And they get on the helicopter and then they have
and then the commander.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Oh, could you imagine the feeling?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, so he they and there's a picture of them
all in this chinook where it's all them and if
the last Marines leaving Vietnam on this roof. It was
so cool of a story. And it was this week,
nineteen seventy five, so it was really cool. But what
a what a complete failure at the time, just a
complete failure.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Could you imagine the feeling stuck on that roof and.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
They say, what do we want to do? Yeah, there
are eleven of them. There's eleven of them on the roof.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
We want to do.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Well, we're fighting, okay, make peace. And then some like
I think they said, like six hours later, Hey, that's
actually not sound from the it sounds great.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Wait what who's playing that actuality? Was that you? Or
is that John?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It was a real helicopter, was not you?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Tell me for a second, that was Tony.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I just wanted on the record that my you know what,
you remind me the guy from a police cabin and go, oh,
let me open this briefcase. Saul Serena's.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Under there. Hey, you can't do that. Alex Romundo is
listening to this. Stop it man.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
That's what Speedy Guns always used to say, didn't he?
Did you ever watch cartoons?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
John, not Speedy Gonzales.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
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they throw it away at the end of the night
and in the morning. Maria and Maria both make the guacamole.
It's made fresh every day. That's why it's better. So
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you could take that and play it out on all
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Speaker 5 (16:39):
What is that sin called the mile?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yes, Saturday, go to Saucertas dot com. Back after this
news radio eight forty w h yes.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Oh yeah, vegans around the world. We're going to bring
in the leading authority on gender reassign and he always
loves it when we talk over though. He always likes
it when people talk over that part. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I don't know if you still use it.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Leland, Okay, what's up man doing?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Slacker?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
What is this vegan crap?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Well amongst no, listen, I saw I saw your post
on Facebook where you said meet his murder and they're
now now you're a vegan and you're trying to make
lettuce turkeys and whatnot? The hell?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
What the hell they do to you out there?
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Dah you were fine? Yeah, dude, leand Conway.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Oh you know, Boulder man, it's killing me. It's turning
me into a liberal.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I doubt that.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
No, tell me that you know, there's nothing further than
the truth, Leland, conn He is a con Carnivore. They
call him Carnivore Conway as a matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
All right, so, yeah, you're in We were calling you.
You know, you're in the same state as Mandy. We
have Mandy on all the time to talk about how
they're screwing up Denver. How are they screwing up Bowler.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Well, fortunately I don't live in Boulder, so well you
can feel it from here. It's like a radio radioactive bomb.
But yeah, dude, it's mess. It's worse than California. I mean,
you know, I'm still in the iHeart Family and do
a show in San Diego from here in Colorado, and
I see what's happening. I see what's happening, and it's
like Colorado's becoming worse than California, which is pretty fricking crazy.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
When I moved here, it was kind of like a
libertarian haven.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
You know.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
It was a little bit to the left, a little
bit to the right. It was kind of like you
had a lot of freedoms. And I don't know, since COVID,
it's like they took they took this weird, weird turn,
and it's everything they do right now. It's about taking
our money, our freedom, our guns, all that. So getting
pretty wicked. Man.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Well, a couple of years ago, you know that it
started to switch in Kentucky, and now it's just dominant.
To've got a super majority. And even in the Metro
Council here in Louisville, what do we get four or
five more Metro council switched to Republican Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
And then we had one and then we had one
Democrat leave the Democrat Party and moved to Indo. So
now they can actually and get things done.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Get things done. So we're how did they flip like
that to the wrong you know, not the wrong way.
I apologize to the to how did they flip? How
did how did you? How did they Colorado flip like that?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
California? It's like, okay, so they created an absolute cess
pool there and they were like, crap, we got to
leave this, right. So the place they came to was Colorado.
So the vast majority of people in the state now
are not even Colorado Natives. I say that, I'm a
Kentucky boy, right, but they're they're not Colorado Natives. They're
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coming here from states that they've made worse a lot
of Washington State. A lot of Oregon state folks that
are popping out here. They're trying to get away from
what they've created there. The problem is they don't change
their voting habits, right right, right, they don't. They don't
see that if they if they don't change their voting habits,
then they're just going to bring the same thing with them.
So that's kind of what's happening. So I'm a missionary. Now, guys,
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what's missionary? I'm a freedom missionary.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Hey, listen, are you coming to town? Am I hearing
something about that?
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Rupers are? Yeah. You know, Kentucky boy can't stay away
from home too long. I got to come back and visit.
So I'm gonna come hang out with you guys at
the derby and uh, I'm gonna be teaching a firearms
legal class for some friends over at at op Supply
in Simpsonsville. And it's a free class, and I'm inviting
anybody that wants to come out and hang out with us.
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I'll tell you how to get registered for it. But yeah,
I thought while I'm there, I might as well hang
out with some of my Kentucky friends. So we're gonna
do that. On Sunday after the derby, So I'll be
there for a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Do you want me to show up? And I could
be a cautionary tale on how not to shoot because
I do that.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yeah, as long as you're naked.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Alright, no problem, Conway, Leland Conway on the show with us.
We we tend to have the former host of the
show on our show all the time because we still
liked him for some reason. But you we noticed that
you're starting to dress like Billy Bob Thornton from Land
Man a Lot online.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Oh yeah, man, you got that cowboy listed. I mean it,
it is dead on.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Buddy. You're, by the way, way better looking than Billy
Bob Thornton at this point. So we we enjoy the
stoic pictures of you driving your car in mid thought.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Well, and it's a truck like man too though.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, yeah, you stole his.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
You stole the whole thing, Lessen. You gotta start smoking.
You gotta start smoking cigarettes. Leland Conway. That's the best
prop you can have. And I want to go back
to your special ops thing where you're doing and yep,
so you said with special ops, is this the gun store?
The dealer that Aaron Reid, former Navy seal owns.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Part of it. Yeah, he's he still owns the archery,
uh side of that. So we're working with both them
and the gun store there both great great businesses and
local businesses. And of course Aaron's been a friend for
a long time. He's from, you know, close to Wattie, Kentucky,
which is my hometown. Yeah, yeah, so he's he's very there.
They are very gracious to h to host us and
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let us let us take over there. We're actually gonna
be doing the class on the archery range because we
we have quite a few people that are registered.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
So what do people let's talk about that how to
number one, how do people register? But number two, what
are you gonna learn to have to go shooting?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I mean so yeah, so this is on the legal side, right,
So what happens is I always one of the things
that drives me nuts about American gun owners is this
statistic once people get their conceal carry permit, only three
percent of them ever take another class beyond that, so
they don't really learn the law. And it's the law
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that gets you in trouble, right, Like we want people
to be able to defend themselves, defend their families, defending
us in people. But there's a series of questions you
have to be able to answer in a split second
when you're in a self defense situation, and if you
don't answer those questions right, you can end up in jail.
So we don't want that, right. So, what I'm going
to be teaching and I'm not an attorney, although I
did play one on TV once, but there's a lot
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of experience that I have through the work that I'm
doing in this industry with Health, the Defense, and the
US Concealed Cary Association, that we want to try to
help people understand how to make that decision the right
way so that in the aftermath they don't end up
in jail.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Right.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
So we teach this thing called the use of force continuum, right,
and it's how do I make a decision about you know,
as the situation escalates one, how do I escape? How
do I get out of that? Right? How can I
how can I de escalate this situation? You know, I
once saw two grown ass men fighting, physically fighting in
front of their kids that target over a shopping cart. Right, Like, man,
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there's eighty other shopping carts right there.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Wow, I know, but that was some shopping cart that
they will find out that was a good one.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Well yeah, true, all four one. It didn't have that wheel,
that wheel that drives you into the aisle, you know,
so I kind of understand it, you know. But yeah,
that's that's what we're doing, is trying to help people
navigate that situation. It's really interesting and entertaining class.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Uh so you okay, so you're living in Boulder, doing
the show in San Diego. How's the wife, how's the family?
Everything good? I assume the dogs are doing okay.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
The dogs are awesome. We have four, two Offie rescues.
We've got a Borner Collie Husky mix, and then we've
got an og we call her. We adopted her way
back in Kentucky like sixteen years ago, and she's still
hanging on and we love her to death. Four doing good.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
So you got four dogs? Four dogs.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Don't tell anybody this, but I'm actually violating Colorado law.
We're only supposed to have three. They even limit the
number of pets you can.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
No, that's not true. WHOA are you serious?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
That's not true. That's not true.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
They limit in the county I live in it.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
You can only rescue a certain amount of dogs.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Oh wow, okay, you can only have three pets.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
We've got six.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Wait a minute, there's like a Gerbil counts a pet alrighty,
all right, Leln Conway, all right, buddy, We will see
you at the end of the week.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Buddy, so we'll see it's com driving and please, while
you're driving in take another photo of yourself while you're
driving window.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Yeah, you're really good at the candidate.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, real quick, register go to my Facebook
Leland Conway. I'm gonna post the link in five minutes.
You can register for the class on there. Guys.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
You got it, Leland Conway. We'll see you this week.
Love you guys. See you about it. How about that?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
That's crazy? I mean he hasn't seen us with our
new hair from we We Grow hairindie dot com. We
already did that one.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
We did, right, he did that one. But you know what,
can I tell you one thing though? What we were
talking about, You know, we were talking about Leland Conway
likes to do the look out the window and take
a picture of himself.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah that's cool, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
What would make it cooler. I'd say putting some shady
rays on it. That's a good idea, shady rays. Look,
hey guys, gals, it is Derby Week. Are you going
to the track? We know what happens at the track.
A little bit too much bourbon and you're losing your sunglasses.
No problem if you have shady rays. Why because if
you have shady rays, when you lose them, scratch them,
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break them. Somebody steals them while you're at the track,
they replace them. You're gonna love the Color Rush. You're
gonna love the University of Louisville, or the Kentucky style.
You're gonna love the Greenwolf series. Just go to Shady
Rays dot Com or Shady Raising the ox morse.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Eland call them one percent commission rate. Keep the equity
in your pocket. You earn the equity, don't give it away.
Five nine nine twenty eight hundred. Etland and Eatland real
estate brokerage.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Will they sell a house if they have a Southern
covered hot tub, Yes, they will like one of the
one hundred even though the car really.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
And that means there's more equity in the house that
you will keep it. Eveland will not tank.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
You can you're telling me if I put a brand
what if I put a brand new Southern Comfort swim
spa in its backyard because I can afford it, because
they used.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Only if you're eating lots of pasta inside Southern comfort
hot tub in the edland hole that you're selling.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Okay, so that all makes sense, then Southern covered hot
tub Eedland, lots of lots of pasta.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Thirty seven seventeen Lexington Road, in the heart of Saint Matthew's.
You can't miss it. It's got an outdoor cuffe.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Can I get a coffee there?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
You can because they have a cuffee shop.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
You can act like a French and when they bring
it go we we send you on. You may all right.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Also go to the deli for a press sandwich for
lunch today. Just pop out in there, or of the
sandwich from the deli and ghost shopping for some groceries.
Come back in your sandwiches ready, eat it in your
Southern confer that top.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Oh my gosh. Hey, here's a pro tip. Don't bring
jello shots to an elementary school.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
That's probably not a good idea.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
A mother was arrested in Tyler, Texas after allegedly serving
up jello shots to elementary school children.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Maybe she thought they were regular hit the dinghy.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Well, it was during a Christmas Christmas party last December.
At the time of the party, and assistant principal told
the school district police officer that a parent had brought
in jello shots kids ingested some of them. She says
that she didn't know that the local sweet shop ran
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out of a private home. So candies and jello shots
with alcohol in them?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh, it was the business's fault.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Or is that what she says? What she's saying?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (29:03):
The owner of the shop said the shots contained vodka
and had no clue they were going to a children's party.
One child reportedly passed out after eating six jello shots.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right, time out?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Six six? How old were the kids?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (29:17):
It just says elementary?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
What elementary? That means? Under fifth grade?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Is that what that means? So we're watching because I
was here in elementary, dear watching.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Uh, would would you buy jello shots out of a
sweet shop? I'd run out of someone's house. I've never
understood no, no, no, But number two, I've never understood
jello shots.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
You gotta stick your tongue into that swirl thing and
then the line under your tongue hurts from doing that.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
John, It's nasty.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Yeah, right, Love? Do you really I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Like regular jello.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
If you taste the vodka or whatever is in it
just a little bit, you're like, that's powerful.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Have ever been to like a Christmas party and they
had like a jello mode and this guy like fruit
and crap in it?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You know? I like it?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Are you serious something?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It looks disgusting, feels going down going down my throat.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
John, I need you to isolate that sound right there
and send that to me for a project I'm working.
Cool goes down at that too, if you don't mind. Now,
I passed by.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
There was a house from the main streets on Breakfadge Lane,
and it has a giant sign that says massages, you know,
like forty bucks. And I'm like, it's just a house.
It's a residential house. I'm kind of like, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
See I get my massages from the back of the van.
This dude has over over about Target. Huh he's really good. Yeah,
apparently he's really good. All right, All this.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Week, All this week, Tony Cruz will be live the
whole team in the morning, guys, Gus and everybody. They're
gonna be live from the from the backside. They're in
their little spot there, and boy they they were. They
kept very busy for a Monday usually doesn't get pickup
steam till Wednesday Thursday for people hanging out the backside.
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But they really had a bunch of people back there
today and did a great job talking to everybody. Of course,
Lieutenant Governor was there. I didn't see the if they
had the Governor on or not, but they did not.
It's all picking up now. It is Derby week. We're
gonna keep you there and then all day starting six am,
all day long, Derby Day. You know where to punch
on news radio eight forty whs will have traffic every
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ten minutes. We'll have everything going for you for what's happening,
how you get in and all that.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
We even will give you the winning horse.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yes, yes, we will give you the winning horse before
the raised starts.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Or Tony Cruz will give your money.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Back correct if you lose.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
That's his retirement parting gift.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
If you lose, Tony Kruz will reimburse ship some.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Of this information may be inaccurate. I just remembered Kenny
G once on the show, and I forgot to return
the email. I'll do it, so we might be getting
Kenny G. Remember Kenny G. Yes, you don't want him?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
No, I want him. I want you both right now.
I almost hold you. I told you a name of
someone we all should know. Every person should know this
person's name.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Ingle Fart, god Yeah, Angel Wart.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
What is the name?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Rock?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Tell me? Is it Doug Inglebart?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yes, Douglas Inglebart, Good job, Johnny, god a, Douglas Inglebart
invented the mouths that you use on your computer. I
think everyone should know that person's name since everyone uses
one of those. Douglas Inglebart, Johnny. He's across the.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Board thinking how many people got corpus Christy because of
him though, and had to get surgery.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
All right, we'll see you later. The boys are coming
up next, and of course Terry Matters at three o'clock.
Keep it on the Dervis station News radio eight forty WHA.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
I love you, Ma,